Go wild! Tong Xiangyu! 7
"That's... Then I'm going to sweep the streets, what are you all doing?"
Lao Bai introduced it next to him: "Xiucai goes to volunteer literacy every day after dinner..."
Xiucai immediately bent down: "Tsk!"
"Big Mouth went to visit the lonely old man..."
Big Mouth greeted all around: "Hi~"
"As soon as Xiaobei gets out of school, she goes to the street to distribute leaflets to publicize environmental protection knowledge; Wushuang is not in her charge to catch fast and let it go for the time being; as for me, I set up an anti-pickpocket team with a daily target of 10. β
Hearing these strange tasks, Xiao Guo couldn't help but speak: "Hehe, where are you looking for so many thieves?"
As soon as he said this, Lao Bai was full of bitterness: "One less deduction is ten pennies a day, and after a month, I have to take a penny of silver." β
Big mouth and Xiucai also shook their heads for a while: It's too ruthless, and the monthly money in January is only two dollars of silver!
Xiao Guo was extremely angry after hearing this, so he gave Lao Bai eye medicine: "Doesn't this make people live?" Hey, Lao Bai, she has made it like this, don't you want to say a few words?"
"What are you talking about? β
Seeing Lao Bai go upstairs, he sighed loudly and continued to wipe the door frame, "We have this heart, but we don't have this strength." β
Lu Xiucai was also very uncomfortable, anyone who had a bunch of extra work for no reason would have to go crazy, especially those jobs that were not supposed to worry about themselves.
"If I knew this was the case, I might as well let her fall asleep.... Ahem, when I didn't say it!"
γIn the Shopkeeper's Roomγ
Tong Xiangyu was wiping the cabinet diligently, and Lao Bai came in, "Xiangyu~"
"Hey~"
"You've been busy all night, why haven't you slept yet?"
The shopkeeper didn't reply, "When I finish wiping the cabinet, by the way, do you have something to do with me?"
Lao Bai didn't know how to speak for a while, so he could only knock on the side, beating around the bush: "It's nothing, I just want to talk to you, since you woke up, we haven't spoken alone." β
Tong Xiangyu wiped the cabinet by herself, not understanding the style at all, "Oh~ Just say whatever you want, it's okay." β
Lao Bai smbabbed for a long time, and finally chose to leave, "Forget it, let's do it another day, you are busy first." β
Seeing Lao Bai leaving, the shopkeeper immediately stopped him: "Stop! Why are you stumbling, do you think you can't communicate with me? Don't you want me anymore?"
Lao Bai hurriedly laughed: "No, no, aren't you busy!"
"If you feel that you can't communicate with me, you can say it, and I'll try to change it. β
Lao Bai stroked the shopkeeper's hair, his face was full of tenderness, "No need, when your fire goes down, naturally..."
This normal behavior angered the shopkeeper, and Tong Xiangyu directly threw the rag on the table: "Bai Zhantang!"
Lao Bai was so frightened that his liver trembled, "Look at you, after all, what are you doing with dropping things?"
"You're right, I have a fire, but I don't want to extinguish!" Tong Xiangyu is like a powder keg, bursting at one point: "I've been in the nest for half my life, it's the first time I've been so energetic, and the first time I'm so energetic! I think this state is very good, it's great!!"
Lao Bai wiped the sweat from his forehead for the shopkeeper, gritted his teeth and said, "You can do it if you think it's good, I have no opinion." β
Who would have expected that while the shopkeeper's EQ dropped sharply, his IQ came up: "You obviously have an opinion, but you just don't say it." I don't like you like this!"
Lao Bai's face was not very good-looking, and he quietly took a step back, "Then what kind of me do you like?"
"I like you as you are. β
"That's what I was. β
"Forget it, I don't have anything to say to you!" the shopkeeper looked out the window, and then boiled another bowl of chicken soup: "The morning sun has risen, and lazy people can't catch up with it!"
Lao Bai was hurt by Tong Xiangyu's sentence 'I have nothing to say to you', and complained casually: "Then it's a hurry, anyway, the morning sun has to become the sunset." β
The shopkeeper immediately went online: "Bai Zhantang, you disappointed me so much! I remember that you were very optimistic in the past, and your attitude towards life was very positive, and you never said such bastard words!"
Now Lao Bai is really angry: "Okay, I'm a bastard, you can chase the rising sun alone, I won't accompany you!!"
Lao Bai pushed the shopkeeper away, and then slammed the door, and the shopkeeper still chattered about his figure: "I don't like you like this, I don't like it very much..."
After being stunned for a long time, the shopkeeper suddenly smiled: "Young life is not for vomiting! A beautiful future is created by both hands!" After speaking, the shopkeeper picked up the rag and continued to wipe the cabinet hard.
When Lao Bai went downstairs angrily, Nangong was playing her elegant music in the lobby.
"Okay, don't blow it, it's ugly!" Lao Bai directly pushed Nangong away.
Nangong glanced at him and was about to pick up the flute again, but was stopped by Lao Bai again.
"I ask you, are you sure the fire can be extinguished?"
Xiao Guo played with the broom and replied: "Sure and sure!"
Now the rest of the people looked at her...
Xiao Guo immediately dropped his broom and ran to the side of Nangong, and pulled up the tiger skin: "Uh, that's what you mean, right?"
Nangong nodded, "That's right, no matter how good ginseng is, it has times when it has been too strong." β
But Lao Bai still didn't know the bottom in his heart, "But what if it's ginseng essence? You forgot? Our ginseng has grown into a human form!"
Nangong is still very optimistic, or is it none of his business?" "Oh, don't be afraid, as long as you have patience, you can always wait until the day when the clouds open and the fog clears!"
Lao Bai still didn't give up, and asked, "Hey, is there any hope in those three or five days?"
At this moment, Tong Xiangyu suddenly appeared at the staircase: "Hope, only in the hands of those who are prepared!" After finishing his tone, the shopkeeper walked downstairs.
"Wow, shopkeeper, you're not sleeping?"
"Sleep, but not now!" the shopkeeper stood in front of everyone and began to lie again: "I have calculated, if I can live to be seventy years old and sleep eight hours a day, then I will waste 200,000 hours of sleep time."
If I only sleep three hours a day, then the time I save will be as long as 120,080 hours, which is equivalent to about 5,300 days, that is, 14 years and 6 months.
Lu Xiucai shrank his head and said tentatively: "Can you live for fourteen more years?"
And this is exactly what Tong Xiangyu wants to express!
"Clever, very, very, and Very's clever!"
"Then if you don't sleep for a minute, won't you be immortal?" Xiao Guo couldn't help but complain.
Fortunately, Tong Xiangyu went crazy instead of brainy Watt: "I also hope so, but my body doesn't allow it." Human life is so short, I don't want to shine like the sun, at least be a torch to guide the way for the lost. β
"But we don't walk at night!"
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