Chapter 545: The scum meets Cang'er
Shi Shangzhen saw that Wen Xule was almost unable to straighten his waist, and immediately shouted at Wen Xu: "Go over and help!
"It's okay, this thing can only come like this, I started playing this time when I was a child, I don't know how many times, and, my mother saw that they picked water chestnuts so well, if you don't believe it, go ask those sisters-in-law, nieces and daughters-in-law or something, who hasn't choked a few mouthfuls of water, don't worry, the weather is not cold now, and when you get tired of playing, just go to the car to change your clothes!" Wen Xu said with a smile.
Where could Hang Chen in the water think that his cousin was waiting for him here, hearing his cousin say this, he felt that it made sense, so he turned over the wooden barrel stuck in the water, dragged it to the shore and said to Wen Xu: "Come again!"
Even if there was still a lot of excitement, how could Wen Xu not let her get her wish, and there was no danger to her life in such shallow water, so she helped the girl hold the edge of the bucket and let her sit in it again.
This time, the girl still didn't last three minutes, and once again an upside-down onion came, and the whole person stood in the lake with a piece of silt on top of it.
Hahahaha!
This time it wasn't Wen Xu who laughed alone, Shi Shangzhen and his mother also held their stomachs and laughed.
The ridicule of others aroused the girl's fighting spirit, and she shouted: "Come again!"
And again dragged the barrel to the shore!
After playing for almost half an hour, the girl has been able to ensure that she can sit firmly, not only can she sit firmly, but sometimes she deviates slightly, and the girl can also control the movement of her center of gravity to settle the crisis.
Now Hang Chen was a little interested, sitting in the bucket for a while, leaning forward and leaning back for a while, and then trying to save himself before the water went over the edge of the bucket.
My mother is so old that I just have a good time, I never thought about really going down to play, and when I was older, I knew what I could and couldn't do, so I didn't be reckless, just stood on the shore and watched Hangchen sit on the bucket and play blindly.
But Shi Shangzhen became childlike here, turned his head to Wen Xu and asked, "Didn't you bring a bucket here, come and teach me to play, but you have to hold on, I don't want to fall into the water!"
"No problem!" Wen Xu had already been prepared, and when he heard his daughter-in-law say this, he immediately turned his head and came to the side of the car, took a slightly smaller wooden barrel from the roof of the car, and put it on the shore.
Shi Shangzhen was ready to try, and when he saw Wen Xu turn back again, he asked strangely, "Why are you going?"
"I'll get another thing, make sure you don't fall overboard!" Wen Xu said as he walked towards the car without looking back.
Shi Shangzhen and his mother were very curious to see what Wen Xue was taking, but when they saw Wen Xue take out a tire liner from the roof of the car, and directly felt out the pump to pump over there, they couldn't help laughing.
After filling up an inner tube, Wen Xu carried it to the shore, first put the inner tube in the water, and then put the wooden barrel in the center of the tire, and said to Shi Shangzhen: "Now you come up!"
Hang Chen came over from Wen Xu with a big inner tube, and opened his eyes as big as a bull's eye, even if she was stupid, she understood that her cousin was entertaining herself in front of her, otherwise why didn't she take this thing out at the beginning, if she sat on this thing, let alone flip, it was not easy to turn over, the whole inner tube was the rear wheel inner tube of a large tractor, with a diameter of one meter, and it was estimated that a strong man would not be able to hold it down, not to mention the quality of a woman.
"Brother, I hate you!"
Hang Chen rowed his small wooden bucket over and stretched out the two small wooden paddles he was holding in his hand, and splashed water on Wen Xu, who knew that he was too excited, and he suddenly turned over again, but this time the girl should have fallen too much, and the whole person fell directly on the water, although it looked a little ugly, but finally did not plant onions as before.
After getting up, the girl walked straight to Wen Xu, and began to wrap her hands and legs to put Wen Xu in the water, and said while making a fuss: "I'll let you lie to me!"
"What did I lie to you, I'm doing this for your own good, you see that many universities have to go to see the sea every year, after you learn this method, I will send you this big wooden barrel, and when the school starts the sea viewing mode, other students can only swim to class, and you have a boat, you have a boat! This barrel will be equivalent to a luxury yacht!" Wen Xu smiled and persuaded the girl hanging on his back.
Shi Shangzhen and his mother had been watching the excitement happily on the shore for a long time, and when they heard Wen Xu's serious nonsense, the two of them were even happier.
In the end, Wen Xu was really entangled by the girl, so he sat directly in the water, got a body of mud and stood up, so it was almost the same as a girl, and this girl slipped off Wen Xu's back.
"How old are they, I don't know how ashamed they are!" Wen Xu complained to Hang Chen while washing the mud on his body.
Hang Chen directly scolded Wen Xu: "You still have the face to say, you are a little like your brother, you always take pleasure in pitting such a good sister as me!"
"You have to touch your conscience to say this, what do I do to you as a brother?" Wen Xu squatted in the water and began to shake his arms, trying to wash off all the mud stains on his clothes, so he didn't forget to quarrel with the girl.
Shi Shangzhen couldn't listen to it anymore, and said directly: "Okay, okay, you are like two hedgehogs, you will pierce and pierce as soon as you touch each other, Wen Xu hurry up and help me up, and I will also pick a few handfuls of water chestnuts!"
"Okay!" Wen Xu immediately closed his mouth, ran to the shore quickly, helped his daughter-in-law onto the bucket in wet clothes, and then gave her two wooden spoon-shaped oars for her to row.
This job is not as talented as Hang Chen, and after rowing for almost three minutes, he just spun in place, not leaving the shore a foot.
"You're also quite weird!" Wen Xu hugged his arms and didn't know how to describe his daughter-in-law for a while, at this time Wen Xu realized that Shi Shangzhen's two arms were not coordinated, usually the right hand was a little faster, and the left hand was a little slower, so naturally he could only spin in place.
The pillars standing on the shore seemed to be a little unbearable, and the hostess spun around in place, stood on the shore and used her head to top it, and then saw Shi Shangzhen's bucket sliding into the water.
"Dong Liang, come over and help!" Shi Shangzhen immediately became happy when he saw it.
Hearing Shi Shangzhen call himself, Dongliang immediately jumped into the water, put his head behind Shi Shangzhen's small bucket, and began to perform dog planing, acting as a dog power propeller for the hostess.
Dongliang is tall enough, swimming is a good hand, although the dog planing has always been criticized, but Dongliang's work is very good, it can be said that where Shi Shangzhen refers to, Dongliang can almost push her to where, just like that, Shi Shangzhen fished almost two or three catties of red water chestnut in half an hour, and he also picked up the particularly red pick, or pick more.
Now Hang Chen was a little stupid, sitting in the bucket and looking at Dong Liang with his eyes blank, and then shouted: "Dong Liang, come and push me!"
Dongliang is also an honest dog, heard Hangchen's bark and immediately swam over again, stretched out his head to top Hangchen's barrel, where can Hangchen's barrel support it so top, there is no inner tube full of air around this bucket, so Dongliang exerted force, Hangchen immediately planted himself perfectly in the water again.
This time, the planting place was a little deeper, and when I got up, I directly showed my head, and the water was deeper than my shoulders.
"Stupid!" Hang Chen said before dragging his bucket back to the shore.
When he sat in the bucket again, Hang Chen called Dong Liang again, and Dong Liang didn't even want to take care of her.
Wen Xu looked at it as if his daughter-in-law was not in any danger, and Hang Chen was even less so, he was a good swimmer, and Dongliang was in the water, and he was also nearby, so he turned his head and prepared to set up the barbecue stall.
Set up a stall, Wen Xu began to take out the fishing rod, ready to catch some small fish up, and then make a real grilled fish, the so-called grilled fish in the city restaurants are fried in oil, very few shops are really grilled out of the charcoal fire, there is only one reason, that is, the charcoal fire is slow to roast, not as fast as fried, of course, when it comes to health, it has to be grilled, the original fish is low-fat, and then fried in oil, immediately joined the ranks of junk food.
Fishing Wen Xue naturally has to stay a little farther away, can't play in the water over there, and fish on his own, so is there any fish to catch? So, Wen Xu's side is about 100 meters away, so he just sat down to make a window, set bait, and start fishing.
Wen Xu's fishing here is just to make a show, and in the end he has to use the fish in his own space, and the wild fishing is actually a trick he came up with for rest.
In this way, Wen Xu spent nearly an hour, 'fishing' three two or three catties of carp and herring, just like this, he opened the rack and began to scale and remove the tendons, and then cut from the stomach up, and cut the two pieces into two connected sandwiches on the clamp made of two iron nets, and then Wen Xu began to slowly grill the fish over low heat, brushing oil on it while roasting, and some homemade grilling materials.
The fish was almost grilled, Wen Xu began to grill the meat skewers brought from home, and finally grilled vegetarian dishes, a large tray full of vegetables and meat, plus three spicy grilled fish, today's meal is also hearty.
Just as the four of them were around the plastic table, just as they were about to eat, an uninvited guest popped up.
"Scum, why are you here?"
Hang Chen saw the scum, but he didn't reach out to touch it, because I don't know where a lot of blue ears are wrapped around the body of this product, and the friends who were glued by this thing when they were children should have experienced, those who picked it up and put it in the stationery box, and waited for the class to put it in the hair of the female classmate in the front seat automatically went to confess.
Anyway, anyone who has played this game knows how difficult it is to stick to human hair, and the most difficult thing to entangle is not human hair, but dog hair, just like the scum now.
It's just that I haven't felt this thing yet, and I don't know where I've gone crazy for a while, but I came over after smelling the fragrance and was ready to have a meal.
"Is this all over his body called Cang'er?" Shi Shangzhen asked curiously, and when he saw Wen Xu giving him a thumbs up, he understood that he had guessed correctly.
"How much did you get into this body, and where did you go?" Hang Chen looked at the scum with disgust, feeling that his dense phobia was about to be committed.
"How do I know, you ask it!" Wen Xu said.
The scum is estimated to be hungry now, and he doesn't mind his full ears at all, and he can't help but look at Hang Chen and wagging his tail, because among the four people in this circle, that is, Hang Chen has the best relationship with it.
Hang Chen directly unloaded the fish head and tail on his side and threw it to the ground, and the scum immediately lay down and tilted his head and gnawed beautifully.
"Brother, you get rid of it, this thing is so disgusting to hang on my body, the goosebumps on my body are about to rise," Hang Chen said as he scratched his back.
Wen Xu said: "What can I do, let it hang if it likes, it's not that it hasn't been hung before, it's been hung once before, but not so much this time, this time it's into the pile of ears?"
"You want to!"
"Except for shearing!" Wen Xu said.
"Then you can cut it, how ugly this looks!" Hang Chen said in disgust.
Wen Xu asked rhetorically, "Do you think it will honestly let you cut it?"
"What then?
"Hang it! Anyway, he runs around all day, and it will fall off one day in the wind and rain, or it will rot on his body," Wen Xu said with a smile, anyway, he only saw this product every day, and Wen Xu felt that it would be over if he endured it.
The girl was very entangled in this matter, and after eating, she began to pick up the ears of the scum, but this job was not done by people like her, the girl was impatient, and she didn't pick a few from the scum for half an hour, and finally gave up.