"Besides, you can't leave even if you want to, right, friend upstairs?"

In response to Chu Nan were three red tassel flying knives.

Chu Nan's eyes were quick, and he immediately closed the wooden door of the kitchen.

I only heard three muffled sounds, and the flying knife was directly inserted into the door panel.

"They still dare to sneak attack, this is too shameless, right?" Big Mouth shouted as he hid behind the pillar.

At this time, Lao Bai already had a plan, and decided that Li Dazui, who was chattering, grinding, and greasy and crooked, was responsible for scolding the street in order to contain the other party and attract the attention of the other party, while Lao Bai detoured back upstairs through the side door between the kitchen and the lobby and took the opportunity to carry out a sneak attack.

Sure enough, after hearing the big mouth's scolding, two angry female voices came from upstairs:

"Sister, he scolded you."

"Downstairs, do you know who my aunt and grandmother are?"

Big Mouth has been annoying these days, and finally caught a chance to vent, and it has to be too addictive at one time? This guy simply moved to a small bench where he usually sits on the fire, ready for a protracted battle:

"I don't need to know who you are, I can hear it when I hear the voice, you are a big gourd face with a pockmarked face."

"Sister, he scolded you again."

"Downstairs, my aunt and grandmother are obviously melon seeds."

Li Dazui was full of firepower, and he was very damaged: "It's watermelon seeds, right?" Yes? It's still soaked in soy sauce. ”

"Sister, he scolded you in a different way."

"Downstairs, there's a kind of you coming to the yard."

The big mouth is not stupid, and directly called: "There is a kind of you coming to the house!" ”

"You come up!"

"You come down!"

“....”

"I think you just didn't plant!"

"She said I didn't plant it?" The big mouth immediately erupted, and he picked up the kitchen knife and was about to open the door and rush out, "You wait, I'll find a ladder to go up and fight to the death with your pockmarked big gourd face!" ”

Seeing that the big mouth was about to make a mess again, Chu Nan hurriedly grabbed him, and the two people upstairs seemed to be scolded for being anxious.

"You wait, grandma will come down!"

When there was a thud, the kitchen knife fell to the ground, "Oh my god, she's down." ”

When Chu Nan saw it, his big mouth was so frightened that he wanted to plunge into the water tank next to him, and Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper also hid behind the pillar and shivered.

At this moment, Lao Bai finally made a move.

"Sunflower Point Caveman!"

Beauty was captured without discounting, and then Lao Bai and Big Mouth sent it to the yamen overnight.

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Oh oh oh ~ ~~

Early the next morning, Lao Xing entered the door with a wild smile.

"Lao Xing, what's wrong with you?"

"You don't know, that beauty, looks like the Monkey King, ahahaha, she is embarrassed to ask everywhere: Am I beautiful? Her sister is called Discount, and she is uglier than her. If there are 100 points for beauty, there will only be 0.1 point left for the discount. ”

Xiucai didn't participate in the action yesterday, so he was very curious about what Lao Xing said, so he asked, "Is it really that ugly?" ”

Before Lao Xing could reply, Lao Bai began to speak in the vernacular; "Ugly! I pointed at the hole from behind, and when I looked at the face, oh my god, my legs were so scared that my legs were weak. ”

"Hahaha..."

"Lao Xing, you said that this person is crazy to death (Xiao Guo), there are those who are killed (shopkeepers), there are those who are sour to death (Xiucai) and those who are supported to death (Big Mouth), you said that if I am to be ugly and ugly to death, this reputation will spread, how will I mix in the rivers and lakes in the future?"

"Go!"

"Sooner or later, you'll be beaten to death!"

"Alright, don't worry about anyone." Lao Xing restrained his smile, "Let's get down to business, the two elders of the Five Poisons Sect are about to arrive, and it's another fierce battle." ”

While everyone was in the gods, Lao Xing left a sentence, "You face the battle, I will respond." He slipped away in a hurry, leaving only a few people looking at each other.

At this time, Big Mouth suddenly slapped the table, and rushed to the door of the inn and shouted: "Hey, Five Poisons Sect, listen, your Big Mouth Grandpa is here, there is a kind of you coming out to fight with me!" ”

Lao Bai looked at it, isn't this looking for death? So I quickly dragged him back. But the more Lao Bai dragged him, the more energetic he became, and the shopkeeper was very angry when he saw this, and said to Lao Bai: "You let go, let him go, let him die!" ”

When the big mouth heard it, he was a little confused.

"Shopkeeper?"

"I can't help at all, I know nonsense all day long, or I just eat!"

Big Mouth was also very aggrieved when he heard it, "Didn't they say I didn't plant, and you said I was a rice bucket?" I didn't dare to call it like that? Have you ever seen a rice bucket like this? ”

Hearing this, Chu Nan finally knew that the big mouth was crazy, and his feelings were despised by everyone, and he was in a hurry to prove himself when he did these stupid things.

But is it the same thing to die in vain as to have a kind?

“... Listen to me, you big mouth grandpa is here, if you have any tricks, if I frown, I will follow your surname, come out! ”

At this moment, a child's voice resembling an electronic synthesized sound came from the roof:

"That's what you said."

Hearing this voice, the big mouth was no longer capable, and he was so frightened that he went back to the house directly, Lao Bai and Chu Nan opened the door one by one, and quickly closed it tightly.

"If you have the ability, don't hide in the house!" Elder Jin shouted.

At this moment, Chu Nan heard a buzzing sound.

"There are hornets!"

"Oh no, there are cracks in the doors and windows, go to the kitchen!"

Everyone immediately followed Lao Bai and moved to the kitchen.

。。。。。

At this time, there were still a few chopping firewood burning in the stove, and Lao Bai directly pulled one out and blew out the flames, so that a lot of smoke immediately came out of the chopping wood. Lao Bai concocted the same method, took out all the chopping wood, and then distributed it to everyone.

"Hurry up, let the smoke get as thick as possible."

After a while, the entire kitchen was filled with smoke, and those wasps seemed to be very taboo about smoke, and no matter how Elder Jin commanded, they just refused to approach the kitchen.

Thus, the most comic infighting in history began:

"Elder Jin, I told you not to use the Soul Chasing Bee, you don't have to use it, if you just release my Death Killing Scorpion, how can there be such a thing?"

"At the moment of the great enemy, if you don't say a few words, will you suffocate you?"

"What did I say? You don't have the ability to be angry at me yourself? ”

"Elder Yin, I respect you as a woman, you don't want to get an inch!"

"I'm still getting carried away, if this thing gets out, where do I see your old face going? Yes! Do you dare to put a snake in five steps to bite me?! ”

"You promise me first, don't spread the word, otherwise don't want an antidote~~! Are you crazy? You stung me with a fatal scorpion?! ”

"If you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust... Uh, my delicate jade hands~"

"Give you one last chance, where's the antidote?"

....

"Bite hard, don't let go."

"Dead wife, I knew today, why bother in the first place, ah~ My fiery red biceps..."

"Uhh

“....”

The two elders of gold and silver are on the street!

"Zhantang, go and call Xing Zhutou."

.....

"Xing Zhutou, how is it?"

Lao Xing finished surveying the scene from afar, and when he came down from the roof, he only felt that his scalp was numb and goosebumps fell straight down.

"This gold and silver elder died too miserably, his whole body was black, and he was almost out of human shape."

"Then why don't you take it down, we still have to do business." The shopkeeper protested.

"The roof is full of scorpions, who dares to go up? Why don't you go? Or are you? ”

As a result, Lao Xing pointed around, but no one dared to go up.