Chapter 152: My dad never compares to anyone
In the men's bedroom, Xiucai was lying on the kang and thinking about a way to break the situation, and at this moment, Dazui entered the house with a large wooden basin.
Xiucai sniffled, "What smell, what is this?" ”
Big Mouth directly dragged Xiucai off the kang, "Come, get up, get up, give me your hand." ”
Xiucai saw Dazui holding his hand and put it in the basin, but the second monk was puzzled, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Trust me, that's right." The big mouth couldn't help but press Xiucai's hand to the bottom of the pelvis.
Xiucai looked at the strange liquid in this basin and was a little apprehensive, so he withdrew his hand, "This, what is this?" ”
"Vinegar, have you ever eaten sweet and sour short ribs, why are they so chewy, it's because of this vinegar. Let's soak the bones of our hands in vinegar first, and no matter how much he pinches it, it's okay, which is called overcoming the strong with the weak and the strong. As he spoke, the big mouth was about to tug at his hand again.
Xiucai was skeptical of this method and quickly hid to the side, "Can this work?" ”
"What if you can't do it, you don't want to marry a girl like a flower?" Seeing that Xiucai still didn't react, he took the basin directly with his big mouth and wanted to leave, "If you don't want to marry, I don't care." ”
Xiucai is like a drowning man who sees a straw, knowing that he can't save himself, he will still hold on to it.
"Come back, come back, put it here." Xiucai directly rolled up his sleeves, with a heroic expression, "For the sake of Fumei, I let it go." With that, his hands were soaked in the vinegar basin.
"What... One hand isn't enough, isn't it? ”
"What if her dad is left-handed?"
"Oh, yes."
I don't know how long it took, Xiucai's hands were soaked and wrinkled, and then Xiaobei entered the house with a basin of iron sand.
The iron sand is full of weight, and the little girl's figure is a little staggering, "Hey, there is, try this." ”
Xiucai looked at another pot of unknown objects in front of him, and frowned: "What is this?" ”
"Iron sand."
"Iron sand..."Xiucai didn't say anything, and the big mouth became excited on the side first: "Don't be funny, it's too late to practice iron sand now!" ”
"yes, it's too late."
Who expected the little girl to have a clear brain, and directly retorted: "Wrong, this iron sand is used to make gloves." ”
"Gloves?!"
Big Mouth and Xiu found that they couldn't keep up with each other's train of thought at all.
"Yes, every time I get a hand, I'm thinking about countermeasures, and after countless struggles, I came up with this clever plan, na, you first apply the iron sand on your hands, and then put it in the stove to bake...."
Xiucai was taken aback.
"When heated, the iron sand melts and forms an incredibly hard protective film on your hands, and at that point..."
"I'll be a third-class cripple."
Xiaobei saw that he was kind enough to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, so he took retreat as advance, and left in the short term, "Forget it, just be busy with me in vain." ”
"Come back, come back, put it here, don't you just roast it." Xiucai reached out and dipped iron sand in the basin, "How do you bake it?" How long to bake? ”
"After my guess, it's probably only three days and three nights."
"Huh?!"
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In the kitchen, the big mouth added firewood to the stove, and on one side were Mo Xiaobei and Lu Xiucai, who were nervous.
"Xiucai, it's okay, according to my speculation, it will hurt a little at first. But if you endure this for a while, it will be easy to do later. ”
"Endure this for a while..."Xiu's hand that had just been stretched out retracted again, "But what if I can't endure this while?" ”
"Then you can imagine the tragic situation of Sister Xiao Guo being taken away by her father."
I don't know what picture this guy made up in his brain, and after being stunned for a few seconds, he directly turned into a martyr: "For Sister Fu, why do you get out of the way of enduring this pain!" ”
"Come on, brother, go on!"
"Ah~~~~" Xiucai shouted to cheer himself up, and then put his hand into the stove.
At this critical moment, Lao Bai rushed into the house: "Sunflower point acuman!" ”
"What are you doing, old white?"
"I should ask you this!"
Xiaobei saw that his "perfect" plan was interrupted, and he was a little annoyed: "He's playing with an iron palm!" ”
Lao Bai was killed by these two brains: "What kind of iron palm, he is not a horse, do you need to get a pair of saddles for him to carry on his back." Just know that it's nonsense, sunflower acupuncture hand! ”
After solving the acupoint, Xiucai actually struggled to hit the iron palm: "Lao Bai, you let me go, I don't hurt this time, I will hurt for a lifetime." ”
Lao Bai hurriedly grabbed him, "Xiucai, listen to me, it's not that there is no way." ”
"What's the solution?"
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"Listen to it..."Lao Bai stood aside and gave orders, pointing at Xiao Guo, "You, it's your father, Xiucai is still Xiucai, I'm still me, Xiaobei is you..."
Xiao Guo was confused by this series of role designations: "What does this mean, what do you want to do?" ”
"Lao Bai's meaning is to simulate the actual combat and see the effect, you play your father, Xiaobei plays you, and the rest of the people remain the same."
After Chu Nan's explanation, Xiao Guo reacted: "Wait a minute, I'll find out how I feel." ”
Seeing that the scene was almost over, Lao Bai gave an order: "Xiaobei, start"
"Dad, wow, people want to kill you." Guo Furong played by Xiaobei is very pretentious, and pulls the hand of Guo Juxia (Xiao Guo) to be intimate.
Xiao Guo's frowning brows can kill two flies, "It's impossible for me and my dad to talk like that, Xiaobei." At most, Dad, you're here, hehehe~"
"I will, Dad, you're here, hehehe~~" Xiao Beixue smirked like this.
Seeing that it was about to be cold, Chu Nan kicked Xiucai out: "Call someone, big guy." ”
Xiucai immediately nodded and leaned over: "Hello uncle, my surname is Lu, Lu Qinghou, Shuangkou Lu, fortunately." ”
As soon as Xiucai stretched out his hand, Lao Bai secretly stopped him.
Xiao Guo sneered, shook it hard, and saw that Xiucai was still smiling, and couldn't help but show surprise: "Okay, Brother Hou, it's all right, then don't blame the old man for being polite....."
Lao Bai hurriedly played a round and grabbed Xiao Guo's hand first: "Oh, this is the legendary Guo Juxia, Mom, I worship you for a day or two, how about it?" ”
Xiao Guo's face was clouded: "What's the matter?" ”
"I'll give Xiucai a stop first, let him survive the first hurdle, and when your father is about to exert his strength, I'll come over and take over immediately, how about it?"
"Oh, what a plan, Lao Bai." Xiao Guo laughed: "This one is over." ”
"Yay!"
"Let's talk about the second article~"
Plop plop, and a slice falls underneath.
"Didn't you say that it would be over after shaking hands?"
"The handshake is the first level, and the next is ....." Xiao Guo continued to simulate: "Xiao Lu, what kind of martial arts are you practicing?" ”
How does Xiucai answer? Could it be that you haven't practiced martial arts? can only say nonsense: "There is no door, no faction, no teacher." ”
"That's self-taught~"
"It can also be said that the son once said~"
"Huh?"
Seeing Xiao's face change, Xiucai immediately changed his words: "Who is the son?" Who is the Son? I haven't heard of it, I think the most important thing in practicing martial arts is to pay attention to the kind of internal training, external training of muscles and bones, as long as you can do both internal and external cultivation, there will be no demons and monsters. ”
"Hahahaha, that's a good point, then let's compare and compare~"
Xiucai immediately fell to the ground, and Chu Nan behind him hurriedly dragged him up.
Xiao Guo on the other side was also disappointed: "You say, you go on, don't you cultivate both inside and outside?" ”
"I just passed the handshake level, and now I have to compare and compare~ What kind of dad is this......"
Hearing Xiucai's arrangement, Xiao Guo was unhappy: "Hey! ”
Xiucai immediately lowered his head and muttered: "My dad never compares with others~"
"That's really not going to work, it's better to withdraw~ Thirty-six plans to go, he wants to ask, just say that the two of us are going to travel, and he doesn't dare to do anything to you, pack up your things!"
Xiao Guo and Xiucai quickly ran back to their rooms.
The rest of the people glanced at each other, and it seemed that they could only go to the shopkeeper.