Chapter 187: Dressing up

The laughter of Teacher Ma and Wen Xu quickly attracted the attention of Zhao Guangsong's family, and then within two minutes, almost all the people who were eating breakfast who were interested in watching the excitement came out, and they gathered around a large number of people to look at the bowls, and from time to time there were some good people who added a drum to Old Man Chi. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Khan looked up at the crowd, not stunned, and when he saw Old Man Chi continuing to throw things on the ground, he walked over and stretched out his little paw and pointed at the ground: "Squeak! squeak!"

Old Man Chi is now clever, took out two chestnuts and held them in the palm of his hand, picked up the chestnuts on the ground and handed them to the Khan, and then waited for the Khan to stretch out his hand, and put one on every time he stretched out.

One person and one monkey cooperate seamlessly, and the speed of this advance has increased a lot.

With the scum this 'mouth-shaped pocket' Khan now doesn't put the chestnuts under the buttocks, and when he receives one, he stuffs it into the mouth of the scum behind him without looking at it, and he doesn't notice it at all, and two or three of the chestnuts in the mouth of the scum often fall to the ground and roll to the side.

At this time, some clever monkeys immediately took advantage of the Khan's inattention, sneakily stood up and walked to the side of the crowd, and when they saw the chestnuts in the scum's mouth falling, they immediately reached out and grabbed one, and when they caught it, they didn't dare to stop and spread their feet and ran to the tree.

In this way, the chestnut in the mouth of the scum can almost be said to maintain a simple hourglass balance, and the amount of leakage depends entirely on the moment the mouth is opened, and the moment the mouth is closed!

At this time, the khan was looking intently at the 'bad old man' in front of him! He didn't notice at all that the unruly little brothers under his own command were now digging into their own corners while they were enforcing the law.

"Uncle, if the monkey wants you, I'll give it, what if you don't give it?" someone in the crowd made fun of Old Man Chi and asked loudly.

"This is the Monkey King!" said Old Man Chi.

As soon as I heard about the Monkey King, the mute who spoke.

Because everyone knows the difficulty of the Monkey King, ordinary monkeys are as bold and timid as people, but there is only one kind of Monkey King, strong and fierce, and it is impossible to become the Monkey King without one of the two, and most of the Monkey King's personality is domineering, and it is not a good thing to provoke the Monkey King in a group of monkeys. Don't underestimate monkeys, this thing holds a lot of grudges than most people.

"If you don't give it, this monkey will throw at you! Do you like to be thrown by monkeys, or do you want to give you something to eat and pick up the garbage you threw at the same time?"

Taking advantage of this, Wen Xu reminded everyone with a smile: "In the future, you are in the village, you can't throw things, spit, and just find a corner to pee, you must put an end to all the above uncivilized phenomena, if not, Old Man Chi's appearance today is your example, of course, if you really don't care, you want to be so unhygienic, then please be ready to feed the monkey like the old man."

Everyone didn't have a deep understanding of this at this time, and they hadn't enjoyed Zheng Qingqing's suffering, so naturally they wouldn't take this matter seriously, and they all felt that it was quite funny.

When he arrived at the gate of the courtyard, the khan was not interested in going in, and turned his head into the forest with a bulging mouth, and did not go up the tree, so the monkey and the dog brothers ate chestnuts under the tree.

No matter how hard the chestnut shell is, it is no match for the monkey teeth, and the very easy Khan bites it open, and the khan skillfully pulls out the chestnut fruit inside with his fingers and puts it in his mouth and chews it.

Although the scum has just eaten enough, and the chestnut thing is really not to its taste, as a foodie, as long as someone moves his mouth! The first thing it has to do is to stare at the person who eats with sincerity, and use the 'innocent' gaze in his eyes to make the person who eats and does not give himself food feel the condemnation of his conscience!

When the khan threw the second one in his mouth, the scum was not happy, and the wen did not change his martial arts, so he immediately spit out all the chestnuts in his mouth, and directly put his mouth on the khan's face, licking the khan's mouth while screaming.

Khan couldn't stand the scum anymore, so he desperately pushed the scum with his hands, dodging the scum's saliva, and then quickly bit off a chestnut, took out the fruit and threw it into the scum's mouth.

Raw chestnuts! Just this thing, scum can actually eat this thing with relish! Wen Xu felt that a creature like Erha had no bottom line for what to eat!

The khan also knows that the virtue of his dog brother is a fight with himself, so from time to time he will give the scum a chestnut, of course, as a 'laborer' who peels the shell, the khan naturally eats more, on average, two khans, and the scum can only talk about one, but fortunately, as long as the scum has to eat, he doesn't care too much about this thing. Of course, it's more likely that the scum's IQ can't keep up with Monkey Khan.

Wen Xu and everyone who are interested in watching monkeys eat chestnuts, or honestly follow Old Man Chi to play like a child to lure squirrels. So everyone followed behind Mr. Chi and entered the courtyard one after another.

With a bag of chestnuts, Old Man Chi was stunned and led a few little squirrels to his small courtyard, to the side of the small wooden house that had been prepared.

"Old man, you are really hiding this deep enough, you actually prepared the small house so early in the morning" Wen Xu looked at the squirrel's nest, and immediately opened his mouth to ask.

Old Man Chi said with a smile: "I bought it online, I just arrived in the morning!"

As soon as he said this, Wen Xu guessed that the old man must have premeditated the squirrels at home, and he had long thought about getting one of his little squirrels into the new yard.

At this moment, the cooing of the little squirrel came from the tree, and as soon as everyone looked up, they saw the round hole of the small house guarded by a red squirrel, and said that they would not let the other brothers and sisters enter, and they themselves guarded the entrance of the small house with their teeth and claws. This little red squirrel is still the first child of the Demon King and the Red Devil, the largest one, the younger brothers and sisters are not opponents at all, they can only stand at the door and watch.

"Old man, you can, this little squirrel can be regarded as a nest!" Da Leizi was holding a bowl almost as big as his little head at this time, and said happily to Old Man Chi.

"Good, good!" The old man was naturally very happy when he saw that his goal had been achieved.

At this time, Da Leizi opened his mouth and asked: "Mother, let's raise a squirrel at home."

Da Lei's mother immediately reprimanded: "What kind of squirrel to raise, I almost can't even feed you, old lady!

With his mother's shout, Da Leizi let out a sad sigh, then followed behind his mother with a bowl, walked two steps and looked back at the little squirrel fighting in the tree, and went home with a reluctant look.

The appearance of Da Leizi made many adults laugh, everyone is not very interested in squirrels, although there are many birds and finches in the trees, but a few of them have time to enjoy the plain.

The monkeys were born, the squirrels had taken up new nests, and the people in the courtyard gradually began to disperse.

When everyone walked back, Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie's brothers stood at the door together.

"Yo, Uncle Shigui, are you going to go on a blind date?"

I don't know who came, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the crowd.

Wen Xu saw that the two people at the door didn't react at once, and he was stunned for a while before he said with a smile: "Second brother, fourth brother, what are you two going to do? Why are you dressed like this?"

Early in the morning, the two of them wore suits, if it was a formal suit, it would be easy to say, but these two people were dressed like a big horse monkey, and the two of them were wearing suits of unknown eras, and the two breasts could be tucked in half from left to right to be buttoned, and this color was not the same, the gray bottom was with that kind of white thin stripes, not only the clothes but also the pants were matching, especially the leather shoes on the feet, that guy, than Wen Xu had seen the pointed head of the woman's high heels, the two dressed like this, and the two of them did not look like they were wearing formal suits, they were simply circus actors who were going to perform burlesque。

"Didn't you say that you were going to Mingzhu in the afternoon, let's discuss dressing up, don't let people see that we don't even have formal clothes, it's a shame!" 'Wen Shijie doesn't know how fashionable he feels, he doesn't have a look of shame at all, he pulls the corner of his suit, and he actually looks proud.

"Second brother, who picked your dress, let me tell you seriously, let's change into normal clothes, let's not go to the Great Hall of the People for a meeting, why bother, besides, you two go out in these clothes? Really, it's better to be naked than to go out like this!" Wen Xu said with a smile.

Wen Shigui looked surprised: "No, the fourth said that these two suits were just bought by his son, and the two add up to more than 3,000 yuan, saying that they are popular in the city!"

"Shixu, don't talk nonsense, I saw someone on TV that Korean singer wore it, this thing is really popular," Wen Shijie defended himself again.

When Wen Xu heard that it was bought by the fourth brother's son, he smiled and stopped talking.

Wen Xu believes that such a costume may not look like much on TV, and maybe some people think it is really fashionable, but in the real world, if you want to eat in a high-end Western restaurant, people will let you in, because it is really too undignified.

As soon as he saw Wen Xu's expression, Wen Shigui seemed to understand in his heart, stretched out his hand and grabbed Wen Shijie and said, "Fourth, is this what the child bought for himself or is it filial piety to you?"

Wen Shijie said with a natural face: "What's the difference?"

"Of course there is a difference, he is a boy in his twenties, most of us are in the dirt, and the clothes we wear can be the same!"

Wen Shigui was also awkward to wear it at first, but he couldn't say anything, because for him, the so-called stars on TV weren't all 'messy', he thought that the big city was so messy when it was official. I have to say that the old village director has been rotating around this one-third of an acre for a long time, not to mention anything else, this aesthetic alone has dropped a lot.

"Then you won't have any clothes when you go to Mingzhu! When you look for someone to do something, you have to dress formally," Wen Shigui said.

"It's okay usually, it's best to be clean, it's too particular about what to do, and besides, it's not that we don't give money, let's still be customers, what reason does he pick when we are clean and tidy?" Wen Xu said.

"Then hurry up and go back and change!" Wen Shigui looked at everyone's eyes, his old face suddenly turned red, and he immediately turned his legs and walked back.

"Hahahaha!" Finally, some of the people around couldn't help but laugh, causing a group of people to follow suit.

As soon as Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie walked like this, the crowd who stopped to watch also left, and now only the old couple and Wen Xu were left in the small courtyard of Old Man Chi's house.

Old Man Chi said: "Wen Xu, do you want to see my little vegetable garden? I have already planted a row of green vegetables and a ridge of garlic ......!"

Wen Xu saw that the old man was so happy, so he nodded and said, "Okay, then go and have a look!"

So he walked to the backyard with the old man, although it was only one night, Wen Xu had to say that the old man was really energetic, and he worked hard in the morning, and even planted vegetables.

Since he came, Wen Xu took the empty bowl in his hand, squatted on the ground and listened to the old man talk about the vegetable garden for a while, and then returned to his small courtyard.