Wanxiang Dao encountered a good and bad thing in his life, the good thing was that he saw only a jade disk-like moon in the sky, and the bad thing was that he could only look up at it from the big eye field at the mouth of the well. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The teary-eyed Wanxiang Dao said, I actually returned to the earth, but why did I fall into the pit? Could it be that I came in the wrong way? The overjoyed Wanxiang Dao also generously forgave a female nerve that was chattering in his ear.

"If you come to the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering, please save my fiancé," hearing this, Wanxiang Dao said that if there is a wife like this, what more can the husband ask for?

"Although he is ugly, short and frustrated, he is still careful, he wants to save face, he is the scum of the scum, and he is the best of the waste," Wanxiang Dao listened to the sound of the woman gritting her teeth, and the corners of her mouth twitched for the man's silent mourning, buddy, you marry her, remember to bring silver needles when drinking soup, and wear protective clothing when sleeping, otherwise you will have to worry about your life!

"I don't want to live a long life with him, but I pray that God will give us a year, so that we can get married smoothly, leave him a trace of blood, and let me take charge of their family... ”

"Beauty, take a hand!" Wanxiang Dao shouted in a loud voice, he will never tolerate the realization of this wish, the big one is for the happiness of a family, and the small one is for him to get out of the pit, and "speak" his voice divinely!!

"Who? is it a human or a ghost?" asked the girl in a trilled voice.

"Beauty, I'm a big living person, I fell into the pit, it's near you, please look for it, and take a hand by the way. Wanxiang Dao paused, and said his request for help with full anger.

"Oh my God, didn't you hear what I just said?" the girl's voice was filled with anger.

"Beauty, what are you talking about? Louder, behind my ears!!" Wanxiang replied with his hands forming a trumpet upward.

"No, it's nothing, you wait, I'll look for it. ”

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"Hey, ugly guy, tell me how you fell in?" asked the round-faced girl who poked her head out of the ground.

"Beauty, how do you speak?" Wanxiang Dao said angrily as he looked at the extra "little moon" above.

"Hehe, this pit was dug the day before yesterday in order to save a black cat from falling, these days the street has walked through many people, just you fell, according to me you have a bad character! This character is poor, people generally can't see there, so what's wrong with calling you an ugly man?" The round-faced beauty held her chin with one hand, and knocked on the edge of the pit with the other, her eyes rolling wildly, reasoning "logically".

"Okay, I'm an ugly man!! Wanxiang Dao said with a bitter face, he covered his eyes with his palms, and the sand and dust falling above him were so obsessed that he couldn't open his eyelids.

The round-faced beauty looked at Wanxiang Dao, who only covered her eyes without a trace of temper, and said, "You stand on tiptoe and straighten your arms, I'll see if I can pull you up." ”

Wan Xiang Dao stood at the bottom of the pit and looked at the ground that was still half a person high, with a hesitant face: "Okay, okay, or you go and find someone else." ”

"Joke, sister has practiced!" The round-faced beauty raised her eyebrows, and she had a master's posture that I will prove to you.

"Okay, my toes hooked a groove next to me, and then you took my hand, you know!"

"Hey, hold on, okay, I'll take you up. ”

"You're so heavy, huh, what's this?"

"Oh, cockroaches, that's nothing out of the ordinary. ”

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"Ah。。。。。。 ”

"Bang" The two figures rolled into a ball at the bottom of the pit, and Wanxiang Dao, who was lying on the ground, looked at the girl who was trembling and trembling in his arms, speechless, not even afraid of ghosts, but afraid of cockroaches!!

"Smack" Wanxiang Dao covered his cheek and smiled bitterly, what is this? You pounced.

"Stinky rascal, dare to take advantage of me!" the round-faced beauty looked at him angrily, waving her hand and wanting to continue the lesson.

"Beauty, let's talk about it, okay?" Wanxiang Dao said with his hands folded and a smiling face.

The round-faced beauty asked resentfully, "Go up?"

"Why don't I let you go up?"

The round-faced beauty had round apricot eyes, and she was about to fight: "You rascal!"

Wanxiang Dao raised his hand against the earthen wall, looked at her overreacted in shock, and wanted to slap himself when he saw the white short-sleeved tight shirt on her upper body and the blue short skirt on her lower body.

"Or you cushion me ... ”

"Are you still a man?" asked the round-faced beauty looking at the shy Wanxiang Dao with disdain.

Wan Xiang Dao looked helpless and squatted down against the earthen wall, supporting his chin with both hands and contemplating, what other means did he not use.

The round-faced beauty glanced at Wanxiang Dao, who was squatting in the corner, and couldn't help muttering, "If only there was a ladder!"

A flash of light flashed in his mind on the side, yes, why did you forget it? So he stood up and buried his head and began to unbutton his shirt.

The round-faced beauty took a defensive posture when she saw it, and shouted vigilantly, "What are you doing?"

Wanxiang Dao took out a square bag from his body, and sneered as he pulled things into it: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you!"

The round-faced beauty leaned against the earthen wall, watching Wanxiang bend down to dig a pit to bury the seeds, and then collect the soil with a series of actions, with a hint of amusement: "It's been a few months since your seeds sprouted and grown into trees, and then we only had white bones left, so let's shout hard to see if anyone comes to save us." ”

"Besides, even if the seeds grow fast, there has been no rain in the past few days... ”

"You just have to turn your back and you're there. After stepping on the mound, Wanxiang said with a crossed waist and a straight face.

"Hey, are you satisfied now?I'm afraid you'll be smoked to death if you continue like this!" The round-faced beauty with a blushing face pinched her little nose, and waved her other hand desperately to wipe away the strange smell in front of her.

Wanxiang Dao crossed his arms and looked at the place where the seeds were buried, ignoring her.

"It's coming!" Wanxiang Dao's heart sank, and he stared at everything that was going on over there.

A tender green sprout burrowed out of the ground, like a big octopus with its tentacles rising at the sight of the wind, rising and rushing out of the ground at a speed visible to the naked eye, and several brown branches that branched out also grew more branches with green leaves one after another.

In the eyes of the round-faced beauty, the process of a big tree with deep roots and thick leaves occupying most of the space in the pit took less than three minutes, and the feeling was like watching a magic blockbuster, and the surrounding time was accelerated countless times.

"Hey, beauty, nice to meet you! The universal road that crawled from the bottom of the pit dusted off the leaf crumbs from his clothes, and with a sincere attitude, he stretched out his outstretched right hand.

The round-faced beauty buried her head in wiping the brown scratches on her white shirt scraped by the branches, and when she heard the movements in her hands, she finally raised her head and smiled indifferently, and stretched out her right hand: "Wanxiangdao, it's nice to meet you, I'm 。。。。。。 She suddenly pointed in the direction behind Wanxiang Road and exclaimed, "Look, what is that?"

Wanxiang Dao didn't realize it, turned his head to look, and a hot slap knocked him to the ground.

"What are your nerves?" Wanxiang asked, covering his cheek as he got up from the ground and pointed his right hand at her.

"It's you who fanned it! This slap is for Xiaohua!" said the round-faced beauty with a relaxed look of relief as she patted her little hands.

"Xiaohua, you neurotic, have you figured out the situation, we haven't started at all!" Wanxiang Dao was stunned for a moment, and then shouted. Paralyzed, even if you are looking for a negative person, it is a little white face surnamed Wu!

Wan Xiangdao looked at the round-faced beauty whose face was changing, but he didn't expect that this woman didn't even have a good vision except for her bad conscience!

"Just like you, are you still in the mood to worry about others? It's been decades since the Jurassic and how many times have you undergone genetic optimization? Have you gone to South Korea to handle VIP? I guess you've failed, even the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva can't save your fiancé, it seems that he doesn't want to marry you even if he is a ghost!"

The round-faced beauty was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and she raised her feet to catch up with her fists, but she didn't have tears in her eyes after all, and watched the universal road disappear into the night.

"Plop"

In the bright kitchen, a young man of twenty-three or fourteen jumped in through its window, who bent his waist and prayed with his hands in small steps and whispered: "Grandpa, are you there?"

Looking around the spacious living room, which had left a black footprint on the freshly mopped floor, a circle of yellow solid wood stairs spiraling up to the second floor was plastered against the wall, and in the center of the living room were several hollowed-out mahogany chairs and a mahogany coffee table carved with a turtle year and crane longevity pattern. Well, in addition to the tea set next to it, there is a large plate of steaming roasted chicken wings and a plate of golden fried peanuts.

Wanxiang, who was immersed in his feast, seemed to hear a sound on the spiraling stairs, and reflexively looked back and up.

"Look at the moves, turtle school qigong!"

A large ball of flour paste fell on the "pop" and smashed on his face, only a pair of blinking eyes could leak out, and he was like an out-and-out "little white face".

Wanxiang Dao wiped the paste off his face a few times, and said depressedly: "Grandpa, it's me, Xiang Dao came to see you." ”

"Uh, you're revisiting Dragon Ball again, this time seventy-two times or eighty-nine times?" Wan Xiang Dao looked at the old man in a white Tang costume on the stairs, holding a comic book with a child riding a dragon on the cover.

"No, it's ninety-two times. The white-haired old man closed the comic book in his hand.

"Grandpa。。。。。。 The old man would flip down the comic books when he was in a bad mood, and there was a bookshelf full of popular comic books on one side of the living room.

In the living room, the two sat on chairs and devoured together.

"Well, grandpa's fried chicken wings are delicious. Wanxiang Dao's cheeks bulged, and he hurriedly stuffed chicken wings in his mouth with both hands.

"Little ghost, isn't there something delicious, will you come here? Tell me, why did you come this time? My old man can't help you with the high math make-up exam. The corners of the old man's eyes were slightly wet, and the face of the grandson in front of him was less childish, more mature and steady, I don't know what he has experienced in the past few days.

"Grandpa, I miss you. Wan Xiang Dao put down the food in his hand, his eyes were full of tears, and his voice was choked.

"Okay, okay, is it that the high math make-up exam is hanging up again? Grandpa will think of a way, and then think of a way. The old man of the Wan family rubbed his face and said distressedly.

"Grandpa, I've passed the high number. Wanxiang Dao blushed shyly and said in a low voice.

"Haha, it's worthy of being my grandson, inheriting my excellent genes in case of Da, by the way, tell me quickly, how did you cheat?"

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"Grandpa, I've been missing for almost five days, aren't you worried about me at all?"

"Aren't you all back?" said in case Da picked up a golden peanut with his chopsticks, threw it into his mouth, and waved his hand as he chewed.

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