"Hey, I ask you. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Lingfeng hid in a dark place, and waited until a student appeared, and without saying a word, he went up and grabbed it directly to prevent the other party from escaping.

When this man saw the man who was holding him, he was immediately frightened and knelt down.

"Big brother, please spare the little one, the little one doesn't know you're here, if I know you're here, I promise never to pass through here. ”

"What a mess, I wonder why you're so afraid of me. Lingfeng frowned.

The man was stunned: "Huh, you don't know?"

"What do I know?" Lingfeng was a little angry.

This person's eyes narrowed slightly, and he saw that Lingfeng didn't pretend at all, and then said: "The previous generation of bullies in the academy, Rooney, hyped up how evil you are, and even deliberately released a video." ”

As soon as he raised his hand, a bracelet projected a video in the air.

Lingfeng looked at the video speechlessly, on it was a crooked animation cut and made a paragraph about what evil things Lingfeng had done, just talking about this painter Lingfeng didn't dare to compliment, children are better than this painting, and the things described above are simply nothing.

For example, an animation clip depicts itself as a demon trampling and destroying a building complex. As if this is more true, the three-headed dog did cause a lot of damage when it chased him.

Another example is another animation clip, which draws Lingfeng as a pig's head, specifically peeking at girls taking a bath.

This is pure nonsense, if it is the Roaring Sky Dog who does this, Lingfeng absolutely believes it.

"I said you don't listen to the wind or the rain, a piece of this kind of garbage animation can make you afraid of me, afraid of being like this? Then I'll make a better animation than this in the future to tell you how Rooney does bad things, will you believe it?"

The man nodded seriously: "Yes!"

"You're too easy to trust people, aren't you?"

"Isn't it often taught in the academy that people don't tell lies?"

"No, it won't. Lingfeng was also a little unable to answer, this guy was a little tendoned.

"But I don't see you like a bad guy anymore, at least for me. The man relaxed, not as frightened as he had just been.

He was thinking in his heart that Lingfeng might be the kind of person who only likes to destroy buildings and peek at girls taking a bath, and doesn't like to bully people, so don't be too afraid, these have no direct stake in him.

If Lingfeng knew what he was thinking in his heart, Lingfeng would really want to 'bully and bully' him.

"It's good that you know. ”

Lingfeng was a little discouraged, he really didn't have any way to preach this kind of person, and he wasn't very good at preaching.

"I'll ask you something. ”

"What's the matter, big brother, you just have to say that I will know everything, do you want to ask where to lift the skirt of the schoolgirl or where to destroy the building?" said the man, righteously, and it looked like that.

"Neither, I want to ask you where to find the dean. ”

"Looking for the dean?" was a bit unexpected by the man, but he replied immediately.

"From this road, you will reach the teacher's quarters, and one of the most luxurious houses in the district is the dean's house, but I have a trick to get the dean to appear in front of you. ”

This person whispered a little sneakily at Lingfeng's ear.

"How?"

"Just shout at the sky, old master, dead pervert... ”

"I feel like I'm hearing someone talking about me. A gentle voice rang out from behind the man.

Lingfeng took a closer look at the old master, this sentence is so good?

"Hello Dean, you are so handsome today!" The man immediately changed his expression of adoration and saluted the dean.

This guy's acting skills are really good, if it weren't for Lingfeng, he would have thought that he was an honest and hardworking child when he heard what this guy just said.

"There's nothing for me here, Lingfeng, I'll go first, by the way, my name is Monkey Xiaonan, remember to play with me in the future!"

The monkey Xiaonansa ran away from here without stopping for a moment.

The old master smiled helplessly and shook his head.

"Sun Wukong's vein is so naughty and cute, no matter how it is, people can't afford to be angry. ”

"This guy is the descendant of Sun Wukong?" Lingfeng also looked at the monkey Xiaonan who had gone away with some surprise, Sun Wukong can be said to be the hero of every child of the Chinese people on the earth, and his status can be comparable to that of the superman in the West, Lingfeng is naturally one of them, he never thought that Sun Wukong would have descendants.

"Sun Wukong sat down and there are four monkey monkey grandsons, respectively, south, south, north, west, don't mention these, do you have something to do with me?"

Lingfeng then remembered that he still had something to find the old master: "Didn't you promise me the relevant information of a person who is immune to magic?"

The old master slapped his head: "If you don't say it, I almost forgot." ”

Then he reached into the wide cuff with one hand and pulled out something the size of a finger.

"Everything is in this USB flash drive, in fact, I have wanted to give it to you for a long time, but I have been entangled in trivial matters and often forgotten. ”

Lingfeng took the USB flash drive, a little curious.

He thought it should be a dilapidated book, living bamboo slips or something, and then there were no words on it, let him come to understand it himself, but he didn't expect it to be based on a USB flash drive.

The old master seemed to be able to see through Lingfeng's thoughts, and said: "Now that energy conservation and emission reduction are popular, the U disk is more stored than a library, and it can be carried with you, how convenient it is." ”

Yes, it's convenient, but why doesn't this USB flash drive have a USB port?

"How do I use it?"

"With immortal arts. ”

Lingfeng looked at the old master with disdain.

The old master slapped his head again: "The old man forgot again, you don't know how to do immortal arts." ”

"I guess you definitely did it on purpose!"

"Absolutely nothing, absolutely nothing, hehe. The old master laughed, and his body became more and more rickety.

Ling Feng was deeply suspicious, an immortal was more forgetful than a mortal like him?

"I'll give this to you. The old master took out another black brick from his cuff.

"This is a card reader, as long as you put the U disk on it, you can read the data inside, be careful to use it, it's very expensive, and you have to return it to me when you run out. ”

The old master was still reluctant, and he seemed to be struggling in his heart.

"Okay, okay, I see. ”

Lingfeng is an eye-opener, this heavenly court really has everything, and there is a card reader, but this head is a bit big, and the earth and mortal world are much smaller than this.

"If there is nothing else, the old man will leave first, I haven't finished my work yet, if it weren't for the monkey Xiaonan saying me behind my back, I probably wouldn't want to come out. ”

Lingfeng saw the kind of eyes that he only saw on the roaring dog, the kind of eyes that were pure and lowly.

When this old master was young, he was probably a guy with the same personality as the roaring dog, Lingfeng thought to himself.