My buttocks burned and hurt, and my breath was not smooth, and when I heard it laugh, I suddenly said:

"I'm fighting the enemy here, but you're fighting with that cow and I'm still smelling other people's ass......"

The tiger suddenly exploded:

"What's that, Qingqing, me, me, and me? You have a belly button in your eyes, so you're obviously sucking ghost gas! You also smell other people's butts...... No, no, the words in your kid's mouth are too ugly, apologize to me...... Otherwise, you'll be a corpse here!"

Apologize?

I haven't apologized to anyone since I'm so old!

With a roll of my eyes, I had an idea.

"Brother Tiger, you heard it wrong, I didn't mean that...... There is a saying in the world, called nine cows and two tigers, have you ever heard ......of it?"

The tiger tilted his head, and although he didn't answer, his eyes showed doubts.

"Nine cows and two tigers, that is, these nine cows can be worthy of two tigers, which shows that tigers are ...... This kind of artifact is very energetic, and it takes four and a half cows to get a tiger whether it is eating or breeding...... Hey, hey, hey, I just praised you, praising you for your majestic style, full of spirit, full of might, and unparalleled...... Uh, that's pretty awesome anyway!"

Hu Sha was stunned for a moment, he probably didn't know much about the multi-layered meaning of these human idioms, and after listening to my explanation, his breath was much smoother, but he was still a little unhappy.

Seeing this, I then fooled:

"Speaking of the butt, there is a kind of hyena in the human world...... This mythical beast is known as the 'Grassland Killer', 'Grassland Scavenger', and 'Second Brother Africa' on the continent where it lives...... This beast is particularly powerful, known for its ferocity, and its prey is terrified of it...... Uh-notorious!

"This divine beast has a particularly powerful trick, that is, digging ...... No, no, it's called 'back to the hand'! The general prey is basically finished with this trick...... When all the animals on that continent met it, they had to clamp their tails and not even dare to lift their buttocks......"

As I intensified my flickering, the tiger gradually turned around, and his face slowly became bright!

"Okay!!!I want the title of this divine beast you said, and I will call it ...... from now on. Just call me 'Huaxia Qingdao Tiger'......! This title is too long, let's call it 'Qingdao Tiger', what do you think?"

The tiger wagged his tail excitedly, his face full of pride!

Sweeper Tiger?

I almost laughed out loud, this title sounds like a way to clean the streets for the big guys...... Hahahaha!

"Okay! Catchy and domineering, only Brother Tiger can be worthy of this unique supreme prestige in this world!"

I hurriedly went down the slope of the tiger, calmed the anger of the tiger brother, and picked up the head of the "Qingdao Tiger" for nothing, why not do it!

"Okay Tiger...... Uh, Brother Qingdaohu, come and save me, this fire is burning my legs...... And the water is suffocating me to death!"

Tiger was in a good mood and let out a good "hmm", and then took a closer look at my situation.

......

"Huh, Spirit Weapon!!"

Tiger Sha basically ignored the weak water and the sky dazzling fire, and only showed a shocked look when he saw the fish intestines in my hand.

“...... Boy, this dagger is a spiritual weapon!"

I was amazed.

The Suitable Blood Soul Dao people have also beaten with fish intestines and tiger demons, why are they suddenly surprised now?

"Spirit weapon, is it the same as the previous cadre Mo Ye, who gave birth to a machine spirit?"

I asked.

Hu Sha thought for a moment before saying:

"The old man before was just urging sword qi, but I didn't recognize it...... You see, although the white light is circling around your neck, every time it passes the short sword, it will involuntarily stay for a moment......"

I found out about this situation a long time ago, but I never understood why, so I didn't dig deeper.

"All things in the Three Realms have spirituality, and that white light should be refined in imitation of Lu Press's 'Immortal Flying Knife', which contains the power of the Heaven ......and Earth Yuan Shen!

Tiger continued.

I'm a little anxious, although the fetal breath is wonderful, but there is a time limit after all. In addition, the evil qi in the legs has been burned by the fire, and the temperature is still rising, and I am afraid that I will not be able to withstand it in a few minutes!

“...... That Qingdao Tiger brother, can you talk about this later, you can quickly think of a way to save me first...... Look, the fire is burning to my ass......"

I said urgently.

The tiger glared at him, and said angrily:

"What's the hurry? just think it's a big one under the waterfall, anyway, you've been carrying it for nine years, it's not bad for a while......"

I'm speechless......

"Cadre Mo Evil, to be precise, it is not a spiritual weapon but an artifact! They have already transformed into a dragon form through spiritual energy, and they have long been beyond the shackles of the human world, but they have been restrained by the sword body and have deep roots, so they have existed in the human ......world for a long time."

"The fish intestines you took are spiritual weapons, and they are a little inferior in terms of grade, huh...... It should have just generated spiritual intelligence, so it is called a spiritual weapon......"

Speaking of this, the tiger's eyes narrowed, and then he laughed inexplicably.

I feel furious when I see this, I don't know how many years this thing has lived, although I have temporary amnesia now, I will suffer from Alzheimer's disease from time to time, what bad ideas will I have, and I will suffer at that time......

"Hey, I said, boy, Ben Qingdao Tiger just thought of a brilliant idea to help you get out of trouble, and you can also pick up an infinitely powerful artifact for nothing!"

Tiger smirked sheepishly.

My heart tightened, I was right...... Guangxi

I quickly shook my head and fluttered a few times, signaling that I was still soaked in water and burned by the fire, so hurry up and save me first!

......

At this time, the Blood Soul Dao who had been staying aside, pointing at the sword on my ass and silently using the sword duel, saw me fluttering, and excitedly said to Lu Qiba:

"Brother Lu Dao, work harder! This kid doesn't seem to be able to stand it hahahaha......"

Lu Qiba nodded when he heard this, patted the heavenly spirit, and a pocket villain appeared out of thin air.

The little man floated to the green gourd in the middle and took it in his arms, and then the green gourd spewed out white light and rolled towards me!

The white light came in the blink of an eye, and the white light that circled around my neck quickly merged, and suddenly it grew stronger, and the tightness was even heavier, and I couldn't even feel the previous pause!

Immediately, the pressure on the short sword in my hand doubled, and it almost came out of my hand!

I couldn't inhale and my legs couldn't move, and my butt hurt from my heart...... Under the increase in the power of the white light, I even used the power to feed......

I glanced at the tiger and sighed in my heart: Alas...... I was careless in making friends! It's all burning my ass, and this thing is still telling stories unhurriedly, really treating me as a monkey, alchemy?

"At the beginning of the chaos division, the innate beings were scattered, and after being captured by the power of the human world, they could be refined into all kinds of innate treasures, and the power was infinite......"

"Among them, the weak water is the essence of water, and the element of Taiyin! Tianxuan fire is away from the fire, although it cannot be called the essence, it is not far behind......"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but say to it in Zhihai:

"What is this all about! What does it have to do with me...... I said Uncle Qingdaohu, can you get to the point?"

Hearing this, the tiger smiled cunningly:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Although my memory is incomplete, ...... But I happen to know a way to do it, and it fits in with where you're in, eh...... To be precise, it's ...... It is consistent with the Dan furnace that refines innate beings, hehehe!"

Refining?

Dan furnace?

Where are you in?

......

It dawned on me that this thing meant to refine these things that attacked me on the spot!!

I couldn't laugh or cry, and said:

"This ...... I...... I'm not...... I don't believe you! Taoist classics have clouds: If you want to alchemy stone, you need to build a furnace for the tripod...... Take the breath of the void and clear the spirit, take the essence of the sesame grass in Nading, remove impurities with real fire, and dispel mortal qi with Dan Hao...... The fetal breath of the dragon and tiger is less than 100 days and more than 1,000 years, so that it can spit out the old and accept the new qi for Dan...... Right now, you can think of alchemy or a Dan furnace...... I really admire it, but let's do what we can and be realistic......"

When the tiger heard this, he was not happy, and scolded:

"You know...... He X, following you kid Benhu has a dirty mouth, scolding his mother all day long......

"In ancient times, demons, gods, fairies, and demons were powerful, and the means were endless, from the poor Tianbi to the Netherworld Yellow Spring, what could not be refined? Heaven and earth were furnaces, and all living beings were just the inner pills of this heavenly way! Born as a human being, it is time to be enlightened and dare to think and dare to do, although there is a world in the heart, but the arrogance is boundless! You are good, you are afraid of this, you are afraid of that and you are afraid of hands and feet, how can there be a trace of the ancient people's demeanor of treating the dragon as a mount and the white tiger as a Taoist child?"

"Whether it's a Tao, a demon, a demon, or an immortal...... The ancient Dao immortals penetrated the changes of heaven and earth, and the difference between yin and yang, but there was still a breath in the chest, and they would fight for that glimmer of life in order to jump out of the furnace of heaven and earth...... What kind of anger and open-mindedness is that?"

"Bravely move forward and excite the spirit of Haoran in your heart, then the gods and Buddhas can kill demons and punish them, and we know that Qiankun still loves grass and trees...... This is the true !! of the Tao."

After the tiger finished speaking, his pale golden eyes stared at me breathtakingly, penetrating the deepest part of my heart!

......

Listening to the almost scolding tone and words, I couldn't help but be shocked!

Since stepping into the world alone and meeting all kinds of people, I have indeed changed a little!

It seems to have become more irritable, impatient, and cautious!

Basically, when I encounter any strange and evil things, I will silently compare the next Taoist classics with the experience of my predecessors, and if I have less self-awareness, I will have less courage......

It is known that the universe is big, and I still love the grass and trees!

What a big heart!

Knowing all things and all souls in the Three Realms, his chest is full of bamboo wisdom beads in his hands, and he will still bend down and watch the growth of every grass and tree......

After the five calamities of humanity, he is not happy to die or mourn in life, and he is not afraid of suffering when he is old and sick......

still has a pure heart, has the power of King Kong's anger to kill immortals, and will not give up the joy of being as small as ants picking up food and as big as the title of the gold list!!

Dao, but also Dao!

I see......

I stood quietly in the weak water and dazzling fire, knowing the gods and contemplating inwardly, and my heart was ethereal!

Suddenly, there was a sudden tide in the sea, and a glimmer of light appeared in my heart, as if someone had opened a door that had been sealed for a long time, and a tingling itch rose from the spine!

Comfortable!

It's so fucking comfortable!

At this moment, my body is like the warm sun in winter and the sea water in summer, and the itch instantly soaks all my body and mind, and I am like swimming in a wide and boundless water, unrestrained, joyful and sad!

Heaven and earth are furnaces, yin and yang are like fire, and living beings are Dan......

The tiger is like opening up a whole new world, but the world is not as simple as cause and effect, like ...... It's like a cup full of water, even if you pour water into it, it will never overflow, and it will never end.....