Xie Yufan and the others followed Xuanyuan Zhuan Shi to the lounge next door, and saw Xuanyuan Taurus sitting on the sofa blankly with a haggard face.

Xuanyuan is dedicated: "Niu Niu, the contract has been signed." ”

"......" Xuanyuan Taurus wants to cry without tears, not to mention how aggrieved he is: "Uncle ......"

Xuanyuan smiled dotingly (what's swollen, do you want to vomit?): "Okay, okay, now you can 'recover', right?"

"Young man, you really know how to play. It's not that the uncle criticized you, and in order to do a favor to his friends, he pretended to go on a hunger strike, which made the family worried, and he wouldn't be allowed to do this next time!"

Saying that, Xuanyuan turned to Xie Yufan again: "Xiao Xie, if you need help in the future, just tell your uncle directly, and you will have a share of it if you beat around the bush like this." ”

“……”

Xie Yufan's voice was weak: "Xuanyuan...... Uncle, you misunderstood......"

Xuanyuan smiled and said, "Okay, good! It's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding!"

"Alright. Then I won't delay...... Doctor Lin Xiaolin has 'cured' the disease, and you have slowly 'cured'. ”

After saying that, Xuanyuan left the lounge.

……

The atmosphere in the lounge was a bit awkward at this time.

For a while, everyone didn't know what to say, so they had to look at each other silently.

……

It turned out that after several various physical examination results showed that it was normal, but Xuanyuan Taurus still didn't think about it, the elders of the Xuanyuan family unanimously came to the conclusion: Pretending to be sick!

It is also because Xuanyuan Taurus has a long history and "wolves" are too frequent, causing his credit to drop to a negative number, no matter how Xuanyuan Taurus explains, no one believes him.

Xuanyuan Taurus and his father wanted to use family methods to make him sober and sober, but he was ruthlessly suppressed by his father's father, Xuanyuan Taurus's grandfather, Xuanyuan Zhiyuan: "You don't care." ”

"Dedication, it seems that the calf has to fight for a chance for that movie, you just open your eyes and close your eyes to help, how big it is!"

……

Xuanyuan Taurus now wants to sing "Taurus Injustice": "...... The earth, you don't distinguish between good and bad, and what is the earth? Heaven is also, you are wrong to be virtuous and foolish! Hey, you only ended up with two tears and ripples. ”

……

Still Lin Xiaoan couldn't sit still: "That...... Cure it?"

Xuanyuan Taurus's eyes were on fire, and he glared at Lin Xiaoan and hated to bite him a piece of meat: "Is it you!"

"I'm me~ a different fireworks...... cough cough cough ...... What kind of cow is that, wait until you have evidence before you speak loudly, if not, sit down honestly!" Lin Xiaoan opened the needle bag and took out a silver needle, deliberately showing a malicious smile and approaching the Xuanyuan Golden Bull: "Don't be afraid, it doesn't hurt, I promise!"

"You, you, don't come!" Xuanyuan Taurus was so frightened that he almost said, "Come and help": "What are you holding in your hand so thick?!!!"

Lin Xiaoan looked at the silver needle in his hand speechlessly: "You use toothpicks as chopsticks to eat? Come on, it's not like I haven't had an injection or a blood draw, what kind of ignorant child is pretending to be?!

"Can an injection be the same as acupuncture?......! My parents haven't had time to have a second child yet......"

"......" Lin Xiaoan turned his head to look at Xie Yufan.

"......" Du Meng didn't know why, and also looked at Xie Yufan.

"......" Xie Yufan was angry: "How is it?!The author uses a stalk twice, no?!"

Xuanyuan Taurus again: "Anyway, the contract has been signed, you can't be cured!"

"Has this shot been sterilized...... I haven't been vaccinated......" Xuanyuan Taurus accepted the reality, closed his eyes and said: "Forget it, come on! Don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower!"

Lin Xiaoan's hand holding the silver needle shook involuntarily: "No more nonsense, if Lao Tzu's needle is pricked, your grandfather will be able to have multiple granddaughters, believe it or not!"

Hearing this, Xuanyuan Taurus hurriedly sat upright like a primary school student, with a red scarf fluttering on his chest......

Calming down, Lin Xiaoan activated the [Wonderful Hand Rejuvenation] skill, twisted the needle and pricked the acupoint, gently and slowly lifted, so in order to show that he was doing his best to heal, he pretended to be half a minute: "Oh! You can try something sweet." ”

“…… That's good?!" Xuanyuan Taurus couldn't believe it.

Lin Xiaoan: "How many stitches do you want to come again?"

"Leak, leak, leak, I'll just say casually, don't take it seriously, don't take it seriously!" Xuanyuan Taurus waved his hand again and again, and then picked up the tea prepared on the coffee table and took a small bite to taste it.

"Hmm...... Sweet!" Xuanyuan Taurus burst into tears: "Sweet!"

Three mouthfuls and two mouthfuls hurriedly stuffed their stomachs, Xuanyuan Taurus grabbed Lin Xiaoan's hand, and was very excited: "Dude! No, big brother! God! Brother before, I didn't know Taishan, if you offend, please forgive! You are the legendary miracle doctor who can save people from fire and water, and can also kill people in the invisible, right?"

"Do you accept apprentices? Do you see how swollen I look? How much do you say about tuition? Serve tea, pour water, laundry, cook, massage, and warm the bed...... I can hire someone to do it whenever you need it!"

Xie Yufan slapped Xuanyuan Taurus on the back and pushed it away: "Go cool!"

Xuanyuan Taurus didn't want to say anything, but he was choked by Xie Yufan's words: "Do you want to apprentice?"

Xuanyuan Taurus: "I, I, I...... I haven't even knelt down for my own parents...... The man has gold under his knees!"

Xie Yufan knocked out: "So, shut up." ”

……

Lin Xiaoan was stunned: "Xiao Hei, such a ...... Even if it's over, there's no sense of accomplishment at all. 」

Blackie: "So, host, what do you want?"

Lin Xiao'an: "To be reasonable, according to the routine, a middle-aged beauty should rush in at this time, first touched the Xuanyuan Taurus from head to toe with tears in her eyes, and then introduced herself as Xuanyuan Taurus's own mother/aunt/stepmother/little mother/aunt according to the degree of blood in the plot...... Aunt Mei will pull out a check/a bank card/a stack of bills from the donkey bag...... Even if it's a supermarket shopping card, it's okay! If I have to give it to me, I will kneel if I don't take her, and in the end I was forced to accept it reluctantly...... Although the author likes anti-routines, this can really be there!"

Blackie: "This ...... Not really. 」

Lin Xiaoan: "......"

……

The three politely declined Xuanyuan's invitation to dinner and went home.

As soon as he entered the house, Lin Xiaoan rushed to the refrigerator and took out a bottle of mineral water and drank most of it: "Mom, I'm sweating!"

"Ding!"

Lin Xiaoan ignored the task panel: "What kind of dings are you not rewarded?"

Then he looked down at Xiao Hei: "I'll tell you seriously, next time I have this kind of inexplicable special task, I will go to the system management bureau to complain to you!"

Xiao Hei flattered Erha and wagged his tail: "Host, didn't you finish it successfully?

Lao Tzu has been a man for more than 20 years, and he was suddenly turned on a crooked path by you, what is the way?"

"The sentence that Mengmeng said just now before leaving, 'Xiao Anzi, you have changed recently', is it to break up?!"

"Now it's just that the close friends around me are starting to suspect that if they continue to play, the relevant departments will take Lao Tzu to slice!"

"You can't just fool around with the meme of 'there was a white-bearded grandfather who lived near my house when I was a child?!"

Xiao Hei came up with an idea: "Host, why don't you let the author write you a godfather?"

Lin Xiaoan pinched the mineral water bottle and clicked: "I knew that Lao Tzu would add all his ability points to his physical strength, and he will strangle you to stew first!"

Xiao Hei lay down and pretended to be innocent: "This system is just unreliable, how can it be (dì), in fact, this is the author's pot!"

At this time, the mobile phone rang at an inopportune time, Lin Xiaoan couldn't take care of Xiao Hei, and answered the phone: "Hey, no flowers......"