Chapter 8 Hahahahahahahaha

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A strong man of 1.9 meters, with a closed hip twist dance step, wow ka...... A lifetime of fame or something, should be ruined!

Originally, the audience was looking at their mobile phones a little absent-mindedly, chatting with people or something with great interest, and then going online to show off their process in the comic con zhuangbility, showing off the lower limit or something.

But suddenly, why is this music so emotional?

The head is raised.

Ho~~~ What a big orc.

The whole body is covered with green oil paint, big fangs facing the sky, copper bell-like eyes, not to mention the cute hairstyle, a tiger skin skirt around the waist, and a barbarian warrior with a thigh bone in his hand, the kind that eats people.

“My-my-my-my-music-hits-me-so-hard-makes-me-say-oh-my-Lord……”

Brother Jiang didn't expect that he would use it in rap to learn English in his life, rap music or something, mc.hammer is about him.

50,000 yuan...... It's more sensitive than dancing.

The old man was quite funny, and said with a smile: "Yo, this size used to rob the apprentices in a fight." ”

In the past, there were three important points to see when accepting apprentices.

The first important thing is money, that is, the apprentice's family must have money, otherwise there is no way to teach, and eating and drinking are a lot of expenses.

The second most important thing is to be strong. Choosing an apprentice is the same as looking at an animal, looking at people's teeth and bones, and the master can look at a person's joints to know how tall and strong he will grow in the future.

The third important thing is net worth, this has nothing to do with money, to put it bluntly, it is the same as choosing a good family in the army before, you have a refreshing background, if you are a second-rate son from a mixed world, then bye-bye, get out of your eggs.

So the old man looked up and saw the green-skinned orc, and he was quite satisfied, this kind of character, who had been trained in his hands for ten years and eight years, at least was an invincible opponent in Jiangdong.

Brother Kun was secretly cool, snickered and turned his head: "What the master said is that these physiques are really good." ”

Seeing that the helmsman Chen and the old man were talking and laughing, Brother Jiang wanted to rush up and make a shadow kick in Foshan, but he could only bite the bullet and dance at this moment......

Closed hip shaking, gradual retreat and swaying steps, gradually retreating and departing steps, the coquettish dance steps made the people in the audience suddenly feel very interesting, and one by one, Rulin's arms were raised and aimed at the six orcs on the stage.

Jiangshan is tall, is the lead dancer, and wants to rap, this Hammer's rap is very powerful, after all, Hammer is the originator of rap music, unlike the current rappers who always have two hands and chicken feet, grabbing forward all day long, as if they were caught by the epilepsy wind there spasmodic convulsions, convulsions, and convulsions.

The focus of rap music has never been only on rap, it has two pillars, one is the sense of rhythm, to put it bluntly, it has to be emotional, and it has to make people feel very powerful. What is the second one? Visuals. That is, the legendary dance steps, which are danced in such a way that it feels like a pleasure, not a twitch.

What is the result of this trait of Hammer? As a result, most of the successors can only create value in one area, but cannot do both.

Who was the leader of pop music in his time? Michael Jackson, the world-class king, also took this path, his singing skills and dance steps were equally sharp, whether he sang or danced, he should give people a kind of enjoyment, not torture or tossing around.

But in this world, not everyone has such a talent, you must know that dancing is an extremely physically demanding thing, especially with music and singing, it is very, very consuming of a person's spirit.

In fact, even Hammer and Michael Jackson are not guaranteed to be in shape, often requiring up to three months or even half a year of rest after a concert.

The hardships can be seen.

This is also the bitterness of many people who only see the scenery under the flash and do not see the incandescent light.

But is Boss Chen really just trying to spoof Brother Jiang?

Of course not.

This is carefully considered.

Jiangshan's body type, wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, is suitable for hand-to-hand combat, and Chen Kun has always known Jiangshan's fury in hand-to-hand combat, one word: wild!

And after many years of military career, the murderous aura on this fang has long been very heavy, and it has been nearly three years since this momentum has been worn out, but this feeling of not being afraid of death still lingers in his body, and it is by no means comparable to ordinary rats.

To make an analogy, that is, the military parade in '84, even if it's just an image, but the momentum and eyes of those soldiers are enough to impact the vast majority of people on this planet.

Jiangshan is one of the best.

Therefore, in terms of the toughness, roughness and belligerence of the orc green-skinned grunt soldiers, Jiang Shan's personal spiritual outlook is enough to fit, of course, it may take a little courage to break through the psychological bottom line, and Brother Jiang's righteousness does not mean that it is easy for him to play any role.

It's like if you let Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, dance a striptease, it definitely can't.

And then because of the need to learn English back then, Jiangshan's English is good, to be exact, it is American, Chen Kun's English has a serious feeling of Chinese English, although it has been corrected over the years, it is still not as good as Jiangshan, a person who has been directly trained.

So what kind of situation did it cause? When Jiang Shan was rapping, he might not be able to step on the rhythm a little, but it would completely blow up anyone in the Space Infantry Company.

Even if it is a demon like Yi Shenlan Sonya, who has mastered several foreign languages, he can't fight this with Jiangshan.

And then there's the dance.

This is really nothing for Lian Jiazi, Thomas Quanxuan is of this level, for Chen Kun, he can play very well in one day, the quality is different, the muscle composition of the martial artist is comprehensive, it is easy to adapt to any kind of dance steps, and it can be mastered in a short time, so under a month's training in Jiangshan, it is not to say that it is perfect and impeccable, but it also makes a well-known character like Yi Shenlan feel that there is nothing to teach.

That's strength.

Chen Kun and Yaqi Orochi discussed in the later stage, and Fujiwara Kinji did not participate in it in the early stage, and finally came to the conclusion that the second baton, that is, the second baton that made the entire space infantry company label "personality", should be completed by Jiangshan.

That's where the 50,000 bounty comes from.

Brother Jiang can be regarded as doing his best...... Of course, he's quite talented......

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Wang Xirui's tears of laughter came out, and the eldest grandson Wu on the side pushed him up: "It's enough, Lao Jiang's face is not so thick." ”

"I'm laughing to death. ”

Wang Xirui endured it for a long time, and the old man next to him wondered and asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"The master didn't have anything, so I thought it was quite fun. ”

If it weren't for Chief Helmsman Chen glaring at Senior Brother Wang, Wang Xirui really couldn't help but say it.

On the stage, Brother Jiang danced hard, wearing a headset and rapping there.

“While-its-rollin-hold-on-pump-a-little-bit……”

What is rap? This is it.

Those who only scratch and twitch at the camera with two paws are all garbage, and rap without dance is also called rap, and rap without visual appreciation of dance steps is also called rap.

This feeling of feeling makes many glass slag fans also shine, the high-powered lens is framed, shaking their bodies with this rhythm, many people are nodding or tiptoeing, this rhythm is very suitable for the activities of large crowds, and the five orcs accompanying the dance are also okay, some are wearing horn helmets, some are holding battle axes, and the dance steps are synchronized with the big orcs of Jiangshan.

Then the main harmony part is done by them, because of the low voice, the harmony part also makes people feel very cool and comfortable.

In addition, the muscles are not fakes, they are genuinely trained, and they are not muscles poured out of bodybuilding hormone protein powder, the streamlines are very good, and they belong to the more interesting muscle lines.

Sketches are usually done with such models.

"Cool~~"

"Haha, this orc dances very well!

"It's not the orc dance, it's Hammer!"

"Anyway, the glass slag is used, everyone knows it. ”

"Isn't this an orc dance?"

"Say it a few times!"

……

There were also small discussions in the audience, but most of them followed the rhythm, which felt good.

Brother Jiang is quite hardworking, a lot of people are old, and he has become in this situation...... Tsk, if my wife knew that she was singing and dancing on stage like a second fool, would she get divorced?

"Oo......oo Awesome!"

Suddenly, the crowd cheered and exclaimed.

"It's amazing!"

It turns out that at this time, a movement of Jiangshan is very eye-catching, this action is that the human body bends backwards, the legs are supported, and after the knees are bent, if you do not rely on external force, it is basically difficult to stand up directly.

At this time, the biggest binding force is the strength of the waist and abdominal muscles and the arm when it touches the ground in an instant.

What the country has completed can be said to be smooth.

The whole big orc is so awesome that it bursts!

"Wow! that's cool!"

"Haha, I really didn't expect that there would be such a powerful person, this is Chinese?"

There are a few foreigners who are talking nonsense there, and the DV in their hands has not stopped, many of them were stimulated by the Space Infantry Company yesterday, and they are all looking at it now.

As for the fans of Kana Minaka, after a night's rest, they basically finished replenishing their demons, and now they are finally waiting there energetically, which was originally boring.

But as soon as the program of the Space Infantry Company came out, he suddenly became energetic.

And the Boss of the Great Demon King still didn't disappoint them after all.

Awesome on this show!

“Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!”

It's this harmony part again, and at this time, the whole audience is screaming "oh oh", and the scene is breathtaking for a while.

And the big orc on the stage suddenly stood still: "Stop!"

Then thumbs up to himself: "Hammer-time!"

“Go-with-the-flow-it-is-said-if-you-cant-move-to-this……”

"Whoa, whoa!"

"So handsome!"

Brother Jiang's typhoon is too domineering, and the attitude of tyrant and cool ** instantly conquered this group of cattle who were absent-minded before, what is strength?

Here it is. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )