"Black Hawk doesn't die, and the sky doesn't dawn. The land lord took a puff of his cigarette: "But this day, after all, it will still be bright." ”

"It's evening, it's only going to get darker, and the night is only going to get darker. Liu Yichen sighed: "Senior, if you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts, and if you walk by the river too much, you will always get your shoes wet." It's better to walk less at night and stay away from the river, otherwise in the age of burying your neck, you will suddenly capsize the boat, lose your adult, and show big eyes, even if your skin is thick, you will feel hot and painful, you say, my childish words are unscrupulous, there is some truth, haha!"

The land lord looked at Liu Yichen for a while, and then bit his cheek: "Has anyone ever said that you are really arrogant?"

"Not yet, you're the first. Liu Yichen also bit his cheeks: "Actually, you are more arrogant than me, but it's strange that you are alive and well, and you haven't died until now, is it because of your fate, or your luck?"

"Because I'm strong. The land lord squinted his eyes and took a hard breath of his cigarette, and spit on Liu Yichen's face: "Boy, don't be so arrogant when you don't have such strength." ”

Syllable!

Bah!

A slap hit the landlord's face loudly, and then a mouthful of spit fell on his face, and there was some blood in the saliva, as if he was a little angry.

The crowd was stunned, and the whole courtyard was stunned.

The nine-headed dragon king was really killed, and in front of the public, he slapped the land prince in the mouth and spit on his face.

Before the fact left the yard, a mouthful of spit turned into a face of spittle, and it is hard to imagine what it will become when it reaches the outside!

But that's not important anymore, the important thing is that the land lord, one of the Xuanhuang of heaven and earth, was slapped and spit in public, this is the point, the explosive big news.

"Nima is sick, how many years have you not brushed your teeth and maybe you have an infectious disease, spitting smoke in my face, disgusting or not?" Liu Yichen scolded and looked annoyed: "Don't think that if you are a land lord, I have seen a lot of cattle killed, and I have never seen you so unsophisticated, how did your elementary school ideological and moral teacher teach you, didn't he teach you the most basic manners in daily life?"

Di Gong's head was buzzing, his face was hot and painful, he covered his face and looked at Liu Yichen in amazement, he couldn't believe that this kid dared to slap himself.

Is he crazy? The land lord thinks that normal people can't do such a thing.

Tiansheng Dao and Emperor Qingfan are both staring at Liu Yichen with the eyes of looking at God, and this slap is estimated to be recorded in history.

"Liu Yichen, do you know how much this slap will cost you?" The land lord took out a tissue and wiped the saliva on his face vigorously, and did not stop until his face stinged, and his gloomy gaze fixed on Liu Yichen: "And your spit, it may make you regret it for a lifetime." ”

Liu Yichen stared at the reddened place on the land father's face, and a sneer flashed the corner of his mouth: "It's too early to say anything, tomorrow you can use as much ability as possible, I'm afraid that you won't survive tomorrow, then it's a pity." There is no feeling of opponents, it is too lonely, and the hero is lonely!"

"Okay, I will also give you this sentence, I hope you can survive today, and I can see you at tomorrow's birthday banquet. The landlord threw away the tissue in his hand and brushed his sleeves away.

"Mr. Liu, you are really incomprehensible. Heavenly Saint Dao was full of doubts: "It stands to reason that you shouldn't be such a reckless person, but what you just did reminded me of two words besides being reckless." ”

"Stupid, I know. Liu Yichen leaned back in his chair and looked at the sky: "How blue the sky is, how green the leaves are, how fresh the air is, in such a world, who doesn't want to live for two more years, but why should I play the rhythm of death?"

"Because you've lived enough?" Heavenly Saint Dao shook his head: "I really can't see through your thoughts at all. ”

"You're not me, and I'm not you, so I can't see through your thoughts, and you naturally can't see through my thoughts, which is all normal. Wang Hui sighed: "If you want to stay with me in the future, you have to be familiar with the rhythm of my doing things, many times, I won't say what I'm doing this for, you need to experience it yourself, but your experience is not necessarily correct, do you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because there are some things that I don't know why I do that. Liu Yichen laughed: "Just like what happened just now, it belongs to such a category." ”

Heavenly Saint Dao couldn't cry or laugh: "Then you are impulsive, so how can I guess why you are." ”

Huang Xian has been staring at Liu Yichen all the time: "Are you doing this to avoid seeing me tomorrow?" In fact, you don't know anything at all, were you entertaining me before?"

"Do you really think I'm such a boring person?" Liu Yichen forced his eyes and asked: "If I am really such a boring person, if I am really such a person looking for death, do you think I can still live to this day?"

Liu Yichen suddenly looked at Di Qingfan with a smile: "I haven't kissed Miss Qingfan's cherry bite, how can I be willing to die so early, that's definitely not my style." ”

"yes, I really don't see what your style is. Huang Xian sneered: "If you have to say that you have any style, then crazy and not personal is your character." ”

Tiansheng Dao and Emperor Qingfan both laughed, and Huang Xian glanced at his little feet, the three red dots were faintly itchy, and they seemed to be faintly painful: "I hope that when the Black Eagle birthday ends tomorrow, your little life will still be there, otherwise even if you die, I will dig you out and whip your corpse, crush your bones and scatter ashes." Because, you scolded me for being sick, but you didn't give me the medicine to cure it!"

Huang Xian nodded at Heavenly Saint Dao and Emperor Qingfan, glared at Liu Yichen, and floated away.

Tiansheng Dao and Emperor Qingfan stood up to send them off, obviously respecting Huang Sacrifice a lot more than they did to the land prince.

"Why didn't you two take care of it when the land lord left, and when Huang Xian left, you were so polite?" Liu Yichen was very curious: "Is there any other story in this?"

Both of them were stunned for a moment, and Tianshendao thought for a while: "Personal preference, I like Aunt Huang more, she is a respectable elder, and the character of the land lord is much worse, except for being a little stronger, there is nothing worthy of my respect." ”

Di Qingfan nodded: "That's right, in fact, whether you can get the respect of others or not has little to do with strength, some people are just ordinary people, even disabled people, but what I should respect will still be respected, but if the other party's character is problematic, even if he is God, I will only curse him." Mr. Liu, are you a person worthy of my respect?"

Liu Yichen immediately shook his head: "No, because since the first time I saw you, I have been thinking about how to eat your tofu, because I saw that you were too distracted, and gave my three little wives a good meal of meat, but I still couldn't resist putting forward that bet." Hey, even if I win, I guess I can strangle them to death, and it's unknown whether I can kiss Chengdu or not. This life is really lonely as snow!"

It was obviously a frivolous and flirtatious remark, but Liu Yichen made people want to laugh when they said it, and Tiansheng Dao and Emperor Qingfan couldn't help but laugh.

Liu Yichen is not a good person, but even if he is a bad person, he is also a bad person who is admirable and frank, just like at this moment, Tiansheng Dao and Emperor Qingfan both know that he wants to take advantage of eating tofu, but they don't think he is shameless and disgusting, at most they feel that he is a little obscene and thick-skinned.

But overall, Liu Yichen is undoubtedly a very interesting person.

"Mr. Liu's little wives are really many. Di Qingfan glanced at the three girls at the door: "The three who stood at the door before, or the three who are standing at the door now, are they your little wives?"

"How did you guess?" Liu Yichen suddenly sighed and laughed a little badly: "I know, you must be interested in me, and you have done some research on me in advance, it's really an honor to be able to get Miss Qingfan's favor, if I knew this, I wouldn't be a virgin, let alone get married so early." It's a shame that the opportunity to marry the world's first beauty is gone. ”

A touch of cunning suddenly flashed in Di Qingfan's eyes: "Actually, you still have a chance." ”

"Ah, what chance?" Liu Yichen didn't expect that Di Qingfan also liked to joke, and things were always unexpected.

"If I win, you have to be my bodyguard, and if you can protect me without accidents, I can consider being your lover. Di Qingfan smiled: "The kind that doesn't want a name, you can warm the quilt anytime and anywhere, cluck." ”

It was the first time for Di Qingfan to smile like this, and the smile was so beautiful that Tiansheng Dao and Liu Yichen were a little dumbfounded, and there were no dumbfounded people in the entire courtyard, and many people dropped the things in their hands on the ground, and they stared at it without realizing it.

Di Qingfan got up: "I'm going to rest, I heard that the most beautiful place in the whole city is in Jiutou Manor, does Mr. Liu welcome me to Jiutou Manor?"

Liu Yichen was very surprised, and immediately got up and said: "Of course welcome, I will immediately arrange for someone to take you there, I should have gone back with you, just to see if there is a chance to eat tofu, but there is still something to do here, so I can only go back at night to see if I can steal jade and incense." ”

"Then you can try it at night, I'm afraid that after you try it, you won't be able to appear on your birthday tomorrow." Di Qingfan covered his mouth and smiled: "Don't think crooked, I mean I will beat you so that you can't take care of yourself." ”

"I didn't think about it, what I was thinking about was that if you beat me up and couldn't take care of myself, would you take responsibility to support me for the rest of my life. Liu Yichen sighed: "But it's very difficult to think about it, after all, you are a golden body, and you have always been served by others, so how have you ever served others." Forget it, I hope that my little wife and eldest wife will not dislike me as a disabled person. ”

Liu Yichen made it the same as the real thing, the Heavenly Saint Dao and the Emperor Qing Fanwan.

Liu Yichen called Liu Jiu and asked her to take Emperor Qingfan back.

Liu Jiu didn't receive the grace of rain and dew last night, and he had a little grudge, so he patted Liu Yichen's waist gently, and then his beautiful eyes were watery, and he glanced at him softly.

Di Qingfan walked out of the distance and turned back to Liu Yichen and winked slyly, she seemed to have seen that Liu Jiu had a leg with him!

It's not good that women are too smart.

"You and this Liu Jiu beauty also have a leg?" Tiansheng Dao smiled, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Oh, you have a leg, what's wrong, you are envious, jealous and hateful?" Liu Yichen looked at Tiansheng and said: "If I'm not mistaken, you are still a virgin, at your age, under the premise of such appearance and family background, there are two reasons for this: first, you are a friend, and second, you are sick." ”

"I'm not a friend, and I'm not sick. Tiansheng Dao took a sip of tea: "I think you can still guess why I am single until now, and I have not touched a woman." ”