Chapter 221: Young man, don't get married

Chu Nan came down from upstairs with the "wanted warrant", and the four or five people below were whispering, probably discussing what happened just now.

"Hey, did you lock him up?"

Chu Nan sat directly opposite the shopkeeper and swore an oath: "Don't worry, don't use the lock, he will definitely not escape." ”

Lu Xiucai copied his sleeves, "We don't know the face but the heart, we don't know him at all, so it's better to guard against it." ”

Guo Furong pointed out, "That is, don't talk about strangers these days, even the people who love each other the most may not understand." ”

"Say what?"

"I didn't say anything."

"What do you mean?"

"Can't you hear what you're saying?"

Seeing that the two rivals quarreled again, Chu Nan was helpless, no need to ask, it must be the aftermath of yesterday's "watching beautiful women" incident.

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. I'm talking about the right thing, let me tell you, this Mr. Dou wants to go to prison nine times out of ten. ”

As soon as they heard this, the rest of the people looked at each other and felt incredible.

"No, what's the fun of going to jail?"

Chu Nan came from a later generation, and this routine is a brain-opening for them, but from Chu Nan's point of view, it is just like that.

"Hehe, it's not fun to go to jail, but if you want to hide from someone, it's the safest place in prison."

The shopkeeper was a little unacceptable, "What evidence do you have for saying that?" ”

Chu Nan directly spread the wanted notice on the table, "Everyone looks at the piece of paper, judging from the texture of this paper, it is definitely Xin Yaxuan's." And this ink, so stinky, it must be from Tianyi Pavilion. ”

The shopkeeper is also considered to be highly intelligent, so naturally he will not be impressed by these few words.

"No, no, even if that's the case, then you're not sure it must be him."

"And these two words, look at it, ten miles and eight villages, who else has more beautiful words than this?"

Lu Xiucai was also attracted to this meeting, and he questioned him who had a little experience in calligraphy and painting: "But this painting is very rough." ”

"It's deliberate, you look closely at the eyes, and all the places are very rough, only the eyes are not rough, even the pupils are drawn. And this beard, painted in such detail, which painter in the yamen has this level? ”

The shopkeeper was already skeptical: "Could it be that he really painted it himself?" So how do you explain his strange behavior? ”

"It's all disguised, taking the bench to the door, plastering the pot on his face, shaving his beard and shaving his eyebrows, all to create a false impression that we believe that he is a fugitive, and then as soon as we report to the official, he can go to prison as a matter of course."

After hearing this, Lu Xiucai waved his hand again and again, "It's too winding, it's too winding, we don't know him very well, is it worth his calculations?" ”

Chu Nan is already in his chest at the moment, "What I want is that he is not familiar, he is too familiar, he does not report the case, he is not familiar, and he refuses to take him in, so we have become the best candidate for him." ”

Xiaobei had the simplest brain, and blurted out: "Then why doesn't he just do something bad, isn't it simpler?" ”

Chu Nan glanced at her lovingly, crying and laughing, "You are stupid, then isn't he really guilty?" He just wanted to hide in prison for a few days, and he didn't want to stay one day, so he came out directly with a complaint. ”

At this time, several people were impressed by Chu Nan's seamless reasoning, "Then who does he want to hide?" ”

"I don't know, anyway, in order to hide from this person, he is willing to go to prison, it seems that this person must be very cruel."

"It's so strange, it's so strange, he's a painter, who can he offend?"

"Forget it, forget it, instead of guessing here, it's better to do something practical!"

Chu Nan also nodded, "That's what I mean, in this way, the shopkeeper, I don't have anything to do anyway, so I'll go to Zuojiazhuang to inquire and see what is going on over there." ”

The shopkeeper now had a bottom in his heart, "Okay, I'll go up and talk to him too." ”

Chu Nan swept around the scene, "Don't go, turn around and say that you missed your mouth, it's not worth it, let the big mouth go." ”

Guo Furong scoffed at this decision: "The big mouth won't leak it?" Just his brain...."

"At least Big Mouth doesn't know about this, don't tell him, let him talk to Mr. Dou casually, and make a sentence, a sentence."

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In the guest room, Mr. Dou was pacing irritably in the room when there was a knock on the door.

"Enter."

As soon as the words fell, Big Mouth entered the door with a blank piece of paper.

"Mr. Dou, I would like to ask you to help me paint."

Mr. Dou was a little unhappy, "What do you want to paint?" ”

Li Dazui was a little embarrassed, and said with a shy smile: "I have a friend of the opposite sex, whose surname is Yang Huilan." ”

After hearing this, Mr. Dou waved his hand again and again, "I'm sorry, it's not that I don't want to paint for you, I haven't painted a picture of a lady for many years." ”

"She's not a lady, she's a warrior." Seeing that the other party still waved his hand again and again, his big mouth was directly glued, "Martial arts martial arts, Mr. Dou, that ......"

Seeing that Li Dazui was pleading and pleading, Mr. Dou nodded reluctantly, "Okay, okay, then tell me, what kind of temperament is she?" ”

Big mouth shook his head.

"Temperament is aesthetics."

Big Mouth still shook his head.

"Personality? Nature? ”

Now the big mouth understood, "Character, personality is very polite, but I love money." ”

Mr. Dou feels like he is playing the piano to the cows, no, it is a herd of cows playing the piano to himself!

"No, I mean, what's the difference between him and other women, what's the difference?"

Big Mouth suddenly became interested: "That's a big difference, she looks different from other women." ”

"What's the difference?"

"It's the kind of girl who is more beautiful than other women, and I don't want to forget that kind of thing when I see it."

Mr. Dou raised his eyebrows and scratched in mid-air with his hands, "When you see her, do you have an impulse to pull her into the house while no one is around, and then draw her from top to bottom." ”

"Not really, I just want to marry her back."

"It's pretty much the same, by the way, young man, you're not married, are you?"

As soon as he said this, Li Dazui was still a little embarrassed, "Who wants to marry me if I look like this." ”

Mr. Dou immediately grabbed the arm of the big mouth, and persuaded bitterly as a person who had come over: "Young man, don't get married, thousands of thousands, thousands of thousands." As he spoke, the other party's thoughts had drifted into the distance, "How beautiful is the life of being single, that kind of freedom, that kind of unrestrained, completely unattended feeling, the beauty is simply heartbreaking." Every pore is filled with the fragrance of freedom, freedom, you know? ”

Li Dazui was dumbfounded, and shook his head ignorantly: "I don't understand." ”

Mr. Dou was a little deflated, "Think about it, God gave us life, eyes, hearts, and hands, why?" ”

"Why?"

"It's just so that we can look at whoever we want, draw whoever we want, draw how we want, and no one cares!!"

In the end, Mr. Dou was so excited that he slapped the table.

"I'm sorry, I'm a little excited."

"It's okay, it's okay. That's right, that Huilan, Whelan. ”

Mr. Dou seemed to have let go of all his burdens, and rolled up his sleeves with great interest, "Let's start painting now, you can advise me if you don't draw well." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I believe you, Huilan, she ......"