Chapter 1 Eccentricity
In the underworld, the king of Yama sat in front of the desk and examined the book of life and death, and there was a brush full of immortal ink on the inkstone beside him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"On this six-way visit, Liu Wei has the best achievements, and there is harmony in the way of heaven, and Liu Wei has made great contributions. King Yama held an elegant gray cat in his arms and stroked it gently, with a satisfied expression.
"However, the Asura Dao that Cui Fujun is in charge of, the black and white impermanence of humanity and beasts, as well as the hungry ghost Dao and Hell Dao of bull heads and horses, the scene is worrying. ā
Cui Fujun lowered his head and played with the pen, silent. On the opposite side, black and white impermanence, black impermanence's face is darker, white impermanence's face is paler, and the bull-headed horse looks at each other, and the word "eccentricity" is clearly written on his face.
The Heavenly Dao is all ascended generations, and going there is the same as going to Dubai on a business trip, how can it be discordant? Although the Asura Dao is also regarded as a place of blessing for heaven and man, but it is riddled with karma, and not everyone has the ability to communicate, if it is not for Cui Fujun's high morality, the general ghost will go and there will be no return.
Humanity and animal humanity are okay, black and white impermanence of the territory, walking around on your own territory is also considered a business trip?
The Hungry Ghost Road, the Hell Road, and the heart of the bull and horse are all dead......
"Come, Liu Wei, it belongs to you to reassure this king the most, and this water-repellent pearl will be rewarded to you. King Yama happily took out a crystal orb from his bosom and teased the gray cat in his arms.
"Meow~" The gray cat's pupils became round, and he happily rubbed in the arms of King Yama, but his tail accidentally touched the brush placed on the inkstone.
"Oh, how is this good?" King Yama was shocked, and he couldn't care about the gray cat, so he hurriedly lifted the brush dipped in immortal ink, put it away carefully, and then looked at the book of life and death, and a trace of ink appeared.
Gong Xu, male,...... Renshi, born in ...... , died of ...... Hospice.
The Book of Life and Death is the treasure of the Three Realms, up to the heavenly immortals, down to the evil ghosts, in a thought, in one stroke, to determine their life and death. And now, the book of life and death is smeared, which is not a trivial matter, and even the king of Yama, who is in charge of the book of life and death, cannot tamper with it at will.
"Cui Fujun, look at it, it's all your fault, I have to say something to keep pace with the times, make a perennial ink dipped in ink, say what is to save the trouble of grinding ink, now it's okay, it's a mess!" King Yama pointed at Cui Fujun, with an angry face.
It's anger, that's anger!
Black and white impermanence and bull head and horse face, eyes and nose, nose and heart, dare not speak.
"Mistakes in lowly duties, mistakes in lowly duties. Cui Fujun hurriedly admitted his mistake, but the judge's pen kept drawing circles on the palm of his hand.
Standing on the side, the bull's head was sharp-eyed, and when he squinted, Cui Fujun repeatedly wrote the word "eccentric" in the palm of his hand......
"Ahem......" King Yama sat up straight, consciously lost his temper, thought about it, put back the water beads that were originally intended to be rewarded to the gray cat, and said softly: "Liu Wei, look, you have caused a big disaster, you can't let people die in vain, right......? It's also worth the merits, and the cost is out. ā
"Meow~" The gray cat glanced at the water beads, glanced at the king of Yama with dissatisfaction, kicked hard with his hind paws, and jumped to the ground silently, and a few flashes disappeared.
With a gentle smile on his face, King Yama looked at the five right-hand men under his command, who were kicked by the black cat's hind paws, leaving a row of scratched hands, and silently hid them in their sleeves.
"Ahem, I know your hard work. However, you are also clear about the situation in the underworld now. Although I am nominally one of the ten palace kings of the underworld, I am just an ordinary official sent by the Heavenly Court. So, with such achievements, it still depends on your support for the work of this official, don't you say?"
The five ghosts said in unison: "It's a matter of subordination." ā
"Well, everyone's work attitude is very good. King Yama was very satisfied, and then explained: "You see, in fact, it is still very rare for us to have the current results, there are many things in the underworld, only the judge Cui Fujun is a secretary, or a male secretary, and then there is black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, I know everyone's hard work." ā
Cui Fujun muttered weakly: "The focus is on the male secretary......"
"Ahem. King Yama cleared his throat, pretended not to hear, and continued: "You see, this official also has difficulties, there are so many things in the underworld, only the five of you are poor, the king of the earth is equivalent to the general secretary of the underworld, in charge of political work, we can't bother his old man if we have things, right?
The five ghosts cried, and wailed in their hearts: "King Yama, do you still know that there are only five ghosts, there are ten ghosts in the ten halls, and there are only five ghosts, and the management and the working level are disproportionate......"
"But what? Your hard work is naturally there, but our welfare benefits are also very good, right? You see, you have five insurances and one housing fund, business trip subsidies, all kinds of holiday benefits, everything, this is how many ghosts dream of? I promoted Liu Wei to become a ghost this time, but also to reduce everyone's work burden, there is a lot of strength, besides, men and women are matched, and they are not tired of work, don't you? You have to be considerate of the hard work of your own officials. ā
Cui Fujun: "It's risky to sleep at work. ā
Black impermanence: "It's risky to talk back to the leader." ā
Bai Wuchang: "Disobedience is risky. ā
Niu Tou: "It's risky to meet the enemy on a business trip. ā
Ma Mian: "Guarding the underworld is risky. ā
Five people suffered: "The leader is not happy with the penalty." ā
The prefecture has five insurances and one housing fund, which comes from this......
"Hey, don't be so low, cheer up! Although our position is not high, we are also directly officials of the Heavenly Court, don't talk about me, that is, you are all regular employees of the Heavenly Court, and there is a establishment, we have to look at the money and make a lot of money, right?" King Yama deserved to be a political worker, and the atmosphere was mobilized in two sentences.
The eyes of the five people are bright, as civil servants of the underworld, the treatment is really ordinary compared to the above, even the ordinary scattered immortals in the Heavenly Dao are not as good, but these five people are the official priesthood of the Heavenly Court, and the power background is not small, not to mention, who lives on those dead salaries as civil servants?
Hey, hey, hey, the five of them looked at each other and smiled, tacitly, completely forgetting that the arrogant gray cat just now was also one of the main jobs. Sure enough, jealousy is the original sin of all evil, and the ego is the root of everything......
The gray cat's name is Liu Wei, and it was dug by King Yama from the foot of the wall in the Heavenly Dao Immortal Realm. King Yama is in charge of the book of life and death, even Da Luo Jin Xian wants to give him face, and King Yama promises in every way to ensure that Liu Wei is a quiet beauty in the underworld, and in this way, Liu Wei reluctantly came to the underworld under the powerful political offensive of the lord of the fairy world and the king of Yama.
At this time, Liu Wei, walking with a cat's step, was walking through the Sansheng Stone, came to the Nai He Bridge, chatted with Meng Po for a while, and then came to the Wangxiang Platform unhurriedly, slapped away a dead soul who was nostalgic for the world and refused to come down, jumped into the world, and flew to the world.