Please use it as much as possible to avoid waste.

The next thing Bai Lu did was to try to get the three big bulls to participate in any part of the show. But the early stage is still his opening remarks.

Mr. Bai Da seemed to have no teacher, and he didn't need a script, and said into the microphone: "Sue you guys, the program team asked me to be the host and spent 30 million...... Don't be surprised, don't you think I'm fit for this stage...... Okay, if you don't speak, you should acquiesce, let me talk about how many things I have to do to earn back the 30 million, don't talk about anything else, just a little, so far, I don't even know how long this show will be recorded, how long it will be recorded, how long it can be recorded, according to the contract, if you don't choose the champion of the final champions, the work will not be over, I guess, they want to make the show sixty years old, until I retire...... No, does the news say that there is a delay in retirement?"

Just this sentence, the audience laughed.

Bai Lu said with a straight face: "Yan sù, let's study national affairs." He turned around and asked Li Xiaoping: "You know this, right?"

Li Xiaoping also replied with a straight face: "This is a singing competition, an entertainment program, not a miscellaneous conversation." ”

"Okay, let's get down to business, introduce the contestants from now on, which is also what the program team asked me to do. As he spoke, he lit up his two hands one after another: "See, nothing, I tell you, they asked me to introduce forty-five strangers I don't know at all, one has no video promotion, and the other has no teleprompter, so I'm just talking empty." ”

Li Xiaoping reminded with a straight face: "Host Bai, I have to remind you, don't turn the singing competition into your stand-up comedy show." ”

The above bunch of words had not been rehearsed at all, and I hadn't even thought about it, but Bai Lu just said it. The best thing is that Li Xiaoping is very good, and the two of them seem to be talking about each other. A few words bring a lot of laughter and leave a lot of viewers.

Imagine a chef who never gets down to business and spouts nonsense on stage as a host. The topic is getting more and more deviated, and a beautiful woman on the side keeps reminding you that you have done something wrong with a straight face. To get back on the right track...... Confirm that this show is not a cross talk drama?

On the stage, Bai Lubar, who was reminded, lowered his mouth: "Okay, let's introduce the contestants, and before introducing the contestants, you have to allow me to complain." As he spoke, he pointed sideways to the big screen behind him: "See, I won't use such a big screen, and I won't show you video materials, so what's the use of this thing? ”

"One. Advertise, very fruit tea I am the champion, mainly to promote the very fruit tea, you have to remember the name; ”

As he spoke, the big screen went black, and in the upper left corner of the place, there was a good voice with the show 1ogo, which was the icon of a talent show.

Bai Lu continued: "Very male. ”

Follow the icon of the good voice. A very male program icon appears again. From then on, Bai Lu read out the names of one talent show after another, and one after another program icons appeared on the big screen. Soon. The screen is about to be full.

Bai Lu said again: "The strongest voice...... Wrong, wrong, hurry up and change. He said the strongest voice, and it was the king of the band that appeared on the screen.

There was no change on the screen, Bai Lu had to smile and say to the audience: "Actually, I deliberately said it wrong, why? I want to prove that I have the strongest brainpower, and I have memorized so many programs, how can I be wrong with this one......? Wrong again. Director, they're messing with me. The guy shouted aggrievedly. In exchange for a lot of laughter from the audience.

The director was already dizzy, and many talent show names appeared on the screen that were in the script. There will be a lot of times when the big screen will be used later. But Taiben didn't talk nonsense about Bai Lu, did he deliberately say it wrong? Or ...... Deliberately! It must be deliberate.

Bai Lu turned to face the big screen: "I'll say one more, listen up, the strongest voice, yes! ”

But isn't that right, the whole big screen is already full of icons, and there is still a small blank space at the end, just enough to plug in the strongest voice he said.

Seeing the guy's excited and happy appearance, the audience continued to laugh. If you hadn't seen the name of the show, you would have thought that today's show was a talk show of Bailu.

Bai Lu continued to praise himself without shyness: "My brain power is gone, and I will write down all the names of the programs on one screen......"

Li Xiaoping interrupted with a face: "We are a singing competition, and you have cheated again." ”

Look at Li Xiaoping's cooperation so well...... Okay, what do you like, Director Wu pondered and pondered, we can also be regarded as a precedent for singing competitions, and the host will talk about cross talk before the competition.

Bai Lu on the stage said: "Introduce the contestants, before introducing the contestants, let's take a look at the big screen, all the contestants who come to participate in our competition are all champions, all the champions of the above many programs, they used to be champions, in order to compete for the crown of the champions of the champions, gathered here again, here, I want to express my gratitude and respect to them on behalf of myself, thank them for bringing us special wonderful programs and competitions, and admire their spirit of daring to continue to fight and compete." After a pause, he said, "Secretly tell you that we have actually invited more champions, but there are many people who refuse to come, and the reason is not that they are afraid." ”

From the beginning to the present, Mr. Bai Da has been talking nonsense for ten minutes alone, and he has not introduced the contestants...... Li Xiaoping reminded with a straight face for the fourth time: "We are a singing competition." ”

Bai Lu hurriedly shouted: "Now let's start introducing the champions, the first one to play is the champion balance of the fifth season of the very male voice, the reason why the champion of the fifth season is introduced first, the reason is that the first four champions ignore us to play, okay, applause, please balance the stage." ”

The balance is a little strong, strode on the stage, greeted Bai Lu and Li Xiaoping, and then greeted the three judges.

Next, Bai Lu began to digress again: "This is the champion balance, before introducing him, I still have to talk about the 30 million I gave and the big screen behind me, in order to make the best use of things, when I introduced the contestants...... You see, that's it. ”

Many of the icons on the big screen disappeared, and advertisers and program names reappeared, with the word "Very Male Season 5 Champion Balance" at the bottom.

Bai Lu continued: "See, right? That's it, nothing else, I have to tell you everything, so what, our show is definitely a heartfelt show, you must pay attention to listening with your ears, whether you listen to songs or listen to me nonsense, you can't see anything when you look at the screen......"

After reading a long, long advertising slogan, her best partner, Comrade Li Xiaoping, became: "We are a singing competition, and you are off topic again." "This is the fifth time I've said it with a straight face.

Bai Lu smiled and replied that he understood, and finally began to introduce the players.

Mr. Bai Da is really very strong, the video materials are not in vain, after a few simple sentences to introduce the origin of the balance, he actually chatted with the balance: "Look, you have a lot of fans, of course, more people don't know who you are, but they know who I am, so you have to talk to me more, try to let others know who you are, is there that kind of tragic story that lets others know who you are as soon as you say it?"

Balance blinked his eyes and replied with a smile: "I'm here to sing, not to talk." ”

Bai Lu snapped and applauded: "Smart, remember this sentence, this is what a singer should say and do, this answer is even better, many people have already remembered you, below, the stage will be handed over to you." ”

Bai Lu finally stepped down the stage, and walked down the steps with Li Xiaoping to go back to the first row of seats. Li Xiaoping asked him in a low voice: "Did you say a little too much?"

Bai Lu said, "No way. ”

If you want to be an instant hit, if you want to be a big hit, it's not enough to have champions, it's not enough to have three god judges, you have to have something attractive, there are beauties at the beginning, there are beauties in the host, you can attract some people, and the rest of the work has to be done by Bai Lu, no matter what you do or say, you have to attract the audience first.

Therefore, although his speech seems to be very poor, and it seems to lower the level of the game, it seems that he is not serious and rigorous enough, but is this game really serious?

In fact, on TV, there has never been any major singing competition, the important thing is the ratings that everyone knows called the root of all evil, the important thing is that advertisers are willing to throw money, and the important thing is that everyone has to make money.

Singing competitions are nothing more than a medium.

For this reason, as long as Bai Lu speaks, someone will watch, no matter how much nonsense there is.

To be honest, Bai Lu is actually under pressure now, and he knows why the TV station indulges himself, because no matter what he does, it will make headlines and attract a lot of attention. But if no one is looking?

Bai Lu is desperately funny, hoping that he will say it well, the contestants will sing well, and the judges will judge it well, so that the show will be a hit.

Of course, to make the show popular is not only these three conditions, but also requires various means of publicity. But for now, the show must open with someone who can hold the attention.

Right now, the balance on stage is singing hard, and it sounds good.

This round of performances is to introduce yourself, you can choose any song, I believe that the contestants will have a good performance.

When the balance was sung to the end, Bai Lu and Li Xiaoping got up and walked up the steps. When the balance was finished singing and bowing to the audience, the two of them strode over.

The task given by the program team is to strive to give every contestant a chance to show their best, and to try their best in the shortest possible time, so that it is beneficial to both the program and the contestants, and this difficult work is also completed by Bai Lu.

After the contestant finishes the performance, if he doesn't ask what he thinks, he should be able to step down.

Looking at the balance, Bai Lu asked casually: "Do you think you sing well?"

Balance was stunned for a moment: "I think it's good." ”

"You can't say that, you should try to talk as much as possible, take up more time, and let the audience see you more, so that they will support you. Bai Lu said bitterly. (To be continued)

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