Chapter 114: The Troublesome Fat Man
The stone only cares about ordering food, and he can slaughter a meal, where is there still the effort to pay attention to whether someone is coming. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
He looked at the various delicacies on the menu in his hand with realistic drawings and bright colors, and only hated that his stomach was not big enough, but when he thought of staying here for three days, he was not afraid that he would not be able to eat them all.
Suddenly, Shi sensed that something seemed to be wrong with the atmosphere around him, and when he looked up, he was greeted by a handsome face with blurred gender.
The brocade-robed boy looked at the stone with a grin.
And the stone stared at the shallow pear vortex on the face of the brocade-robed boy, and for some reason, he had a feeling of being trapped in it and unable to extricate himself.
After Gu Qianfan noticed the strangeness of the stone, he quietly kicked him under the table and asked, "Senior Brother Shi, what's wrong with you?" ā
"Ahh
Shi woke up suddenly, looked at the face in front of him again, shook his head heavily, threw out the messy thoughts in his mind, and told himself that he only likes women, beautiful women, and women with big breasts and big asses, like Bai Xue and Cheng Caihong.
The brocade-robed boy didn't know what the stone was thinking, and he smiled even more on his face, and asked, "Can I sit down and eat together?" ā
But without waiting for anyone to agree, he sat down on his own.
"You?" The stone wanted to speak and stopped.
The boy in the brocade robe looked innocent and said: "My aunt fox is too stingy, she only ordered three dishes, so I didn't eat enough, but I saw that you ordered a lot, but you are only four people, you must not be able to eat, so I thought about coming over to help you share a little, otherwise it would be a pity to waste it, you say?" ā
"Yes, yes, yes!" Shi nodded again and again, then looked at the young maid who was waiting quietly, pointed to the menu with his hand, and said, "Except for the baogong fish, I don't want to order anything just now, and then the most expensive twenty dishes on it will all be served." ā
As soon as these words came out, the brocade robe boy blossomed, but Gu Qianfan almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.
The young maid was obviously startled, but fortunately, the fat man at the other table had done something amazing, and the one who had ordered all the dishes on the menu, so she asked for twenty-one dishes from the stone, but she did not show too much incredulity, and turned around and prepared to go down.
"Hey!" The boy in the brocade robe suddenly shouted: "How about adding another baogong fish?" ā
Shi Huo Ran got up and grabbed the young maid who had just walked a few steps away.
"Smack!" There was a crunch.
The young maid was startled, and the menu in her hand fell to the ground.
She has only been working here for a few days, because she is good-looking and pure-looking, so she was arranged to receive VIPs on the third floor.
And because the service fee on the third floor is really expensive, and it is calculated by the number of people, there are not many guests who can come up to eat, and there are only one or two tables a day.
So today is her first time officially serving guests, and she has been standing on the sidelines for a few days to observe and learn.
But if that's all it is, it's nothing, but the fat man with a big belly on the opposite table has been doing his hands and feet to the two maids serving him since he went upstairs, pinching his buttocks, touching his breasts, almost kissing his mouth, and then going to bed for three hundred rounds.
The young maid who had just arrived was so frightened that her heart was raised in her throat, for fear that the lustful dead fat man would turn to her, or that the guests who came up behind would be virtuous with the fat man.
She was afraid, she felt that a woman's body could only belong to one man for the rest of her life, to the man who was with her, grew old together, and went to Huangquan together.
So when the stone grabbed her, she was frightened, although this man was good-looking, and she didn't reject this man in her heart like rejecting a fat man, but the two were not husband and wife after all!
She is a traditional woman, and she thinks that men and women must be married before they can touch each other physically, otherwise they are all hooligans.
So she made up her mind that as long as the man who caught her dared to do anything deviant, she would die with her will.
Of course it's not really dead, she is reluctant to end her life at such a young age, but at least she has to use scissors against her neck to make a look like she is going to die.
Then she cried, because instead of scissors in her hands, she didn't even have a sharp weapon on her body, and she couldn't die if she wanted to.
The stone just wants to add a dish, where did he think that an unintentional move would cause such a big wave in the young maid's heart, hearing the choked voice, he felt a little confused by the second monk.
"Give me one more, oh no, two more smelts." The stone explained timidly, for fear of scaring the woman in front of him again.
The young maid was stunned for a moment, and her crying stopped abruptly, and she turned and stared at the stone with her big watery eyes and teardrops.
The stone raised three fingers and said, "Go and serve, three servings of male fish!" ā
The young maid realized, and her pretty face was instantly covered with redness, and she no longer lingered, but turned around and fled.
Since the restaurant charges a high service fee, in addition to the luxurious decoration and beautiful service, the speed of serving is naturally not ambiguous, and the young maid just left for a while, more than 20 dishes ordered by the stone came up one after another, and soon the entire round table was filled.
A whole table of delicacies with all colors and flavors was placed in front of him, but the self-proclaimed "Mumu" brocade robe boy was only interested in "Bao Gong Fish", and from the moment he picked up the chopsticks, he only ate that fish.
Gu Qianfan was puzzled, leaned into Shi's ear, and asked in a low voice, "Senior Brother Shi, do you know?" ā
The stone replied, "Count it as acquaintance!" I met him at the door of the room just now, and he and the woman in black over there lived next door to me. ā
Gu Qianfan's face was full of surprise, and he asked, "Only one side?" ā
Shi chuckled and said, "Just now it's one, but now it's two!" ā
"You? Forget it, no matter what. Gu Qianfan glanced at the brocade-robed boy who was eating fish slowly, his expression became strange, and said, "Then are you sure the two of them live in the same room?" I seem to have heard this man call the woman in black aunt. ā
Shi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then I don't know, after I separated from you, I was just about to enter the room, and they walked out of the room next to me." ā
"Damn, such passer-by A and passer-by B, you promised to let him sit down?" Gu Qianfan scolded, his tone slightly angry.
The stone was about to say something, but was preempted by the brocade-robed boy who was immersed in eating fish.
"What passer-by A and B, my name is Mu Mu, that is my aunt, we don't have much money on us, so we only live in one room, what, can't you? Do you suspect that we are corrupting morality? And I eat him, not yours, why are you nosy, thinking that being good-looking is great, no matter how good-looking you are, can you be as good-looking as me? The brocade-robed boy pointed to the stone and scolded Gu Qianfan.
The two men were stunned for a moment, Mu Wan'er's face sank like water, but it was Jin Rong's small universe that broke out first, and she stood up with a "rubbing" and shouted: "Hey! Where did you come from, why did you speak so rudely? ā
The brocade-robed boy stretched out his hand to the stone again and said, "Didn't he say it all!" I live next door to him. ā
Jin Rong also looked at the stone, the latter nodded awkwardly, she was even more angry for some reason, pointed to the brocade robe, and said, "If you don't have money, you shouldn't go up to the third floor, save this service fee, you can eat a lot of fish." ā
"I'd love to, you can handle it! We don't know each other, why are you so wide? "The boy in the brocade robe is obviously also a mouthful of unforgiving masters, although he doesn't have half a dirty word when he speaks, but the lethality is extremely great.
Sure enough, Jin Rong was full of anger, like a fried pheasant, and shouted, "Do you know who paid for this meal? Do you know the stone? Joke, just look at his appearance and know that he is not as good as you! ā
When Shi heard this, his facial muscles twitched, he wanted to bring some money when he went out, and he did so, but unfortunately Zi Ling said "When a man is rich, he becomes bad", and then Xiaojin's ungrateful dog even found out the money he hid in the soles of his shoes, so that he is now penniless, only with two sleeves and a clean breeze.
The brocade-robed boy stopped eating and asked, "Oh? So who pays for this meal? ā
Jin Rong stretched out her hand and pointed at Gu Qianfan, as if realizing that one finger was rude, and hurriedly pointed into a palm.
"Oh! What does it matter, aren't you all in this together anyway! The boy in the brocade robe said lightly and continued to eat fish.
Seeing this, Jin Rong was about to explode, and roared angrily: "Don't you understand that eating people have soft mouths? How dare you be so arrogant and unreasonable, believe it or not, I beat you! ā
"If you don't believe it, you with thin arms and thin legs, don't try to defeat me except in bed." The boy in the brocade robe didn't raise his head when he spoke, and ate with relish at the "Baogong Fish" in front of him.
"You!" Jin Rong was furious and raised her hand to fight.
At the same time, a loud "bang" suddenly sounded.
Jin Rong was frightened, her raised right hand froze in mid-air, she turned her head, and saw that the fat man, who was not much better than "pig eating", not only stopped stuffing food into his mouth, but also pushed the two maids aside.
"Bang!" Another loud bang.
Shi and the others saw clearly the origin of the sound this time, which was caused by the fat man slapping the table hard.
Then I saw the fat man scolding: "Damn, the things here are not delicious at all, and the price is so expensive, go and call your shopkeeper over." ā
While the fat man yelled, a piece of fat that had not had time to swallow popped out of his mouth, which made people laugh.
However, the two maids who served beside him were really frightened.
A moment ago, the guest in front of her was still rubbing oil on her buttocks, why did she suddenly seem to be a different person, and the second daughter was stunned and looked frightened.
The young maid, who had been frightened by the stones, had just poked her head out of the staircase when she saw the fat man, whom she despised and feared the most, so angry that she was so frightened that she almost fell down the staircase.
At this time, where did she dare to go upstairs when she was timid and afraid, she turned around and ran back downstairs, and I don't know if she went to find the shopkeeper of the restaurant.
Gu Qianfan motioned for Jin Rong to sit down, but she stood there motionless with her neck bent.
"Smack!"
The fat man was furious, grabbed the plate containing half a suckling pig in front of him and threw it on the ground.
To be continued