Chapter 1 The Retired Brave and the Former Demon King
A certain city, summer. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
As a southern city, the summer here can be called scorching, but even in such a scorching summer, there are still many pedestrians on the streets.
In the midst of these dense crowds, a man in a suit and leather shoes, carrying a black briefcase, was staggering through the crowd with a confused look, he was in a trance, and bumped into a passerby without taking a few steps, but did not apologize at all but continued to burrow into the crowd frantically.
"Neurotic!"
He didn't pay any attention to the curses coming from behind him, just blindly moving forward, constantly moving forward, as if something was chasing him behind him.
He buried his head through the crowd and unconsciously turned into an alley, and suddenly a person grabbed his clothes: "Big brother, I think you seem to be a little uncomfortable, are you suffering from heat stroke, do you want to come in and sit down and rest for a while?" ”
It was a man's voice, but it sounded like there was a magic that for some reason made people want to obey him.
The man in the suit subconsciously raised his head and took a look, and there was a very young man standing in front of him, not handsome, but looking comfortable, with a refreshing flat head, looking at himself with a smile, and couldn't help but say in a hoarse voice: "No, no need, thank you, I can't stop." ”
The young man didn't let go, but pulled the man in the suit into the store with a single force.
The man in the suit was stunned, he didn't expect the young man's strength to be so great, and he dragged himself in so easily, he looked left and right in a panic, this seems to be a pet shop, the store area is not too big, it is more than ten square meters, on the shelves on both sides of the pet food of various brands, several different breeds of dogs in a few iron cages on the ground are lying listlessly at the bottom of the cage, looking at the only fan in the store is also listlessly sending the wind.
The young man directly pressed the man in the suit to the chair in front of the counter, and said with a smile: "Big brother, I see that you seem to be suffering from heat stroke, sit down and rest for a while, and I will pour you a glass of water, right?" Without waiting for the man in the suit to reply, he walked into the counter and poured a glass of water from the water dispenser.
The man in the suit suddenly jumped up and shouted with fear on his face: "Ah, it's moving, it's moving!" As he spoke, his hands were already twisted behind his back and scratched.
The young man frowned, and whispered in an inaudible voice, "I really didn't hear it wrong. He walked out and handed the glass to the man in the suit.
The man in the suit had a twisted expression, and with a wave of his hands, he overturned the glass of water in the young man's hand, but the glass and its strange trajectory spilled over the top of his head and onto the back of his suit.
The young man stretched out his hand to sweep the suit of the man in the suit with an apologetic face, and said again and again: "Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll help you clean it up immediately." ”
The man in the suit waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Saying that, his eyes suddenly widened, and he said in surprise: "It's gone, haha, it's gone, little brother, it's gone!" ”
The young man silently used his left hand to quietly receive the empty water cup on the counter behind him, and said in confusion: "Big brother, what's missing?" ”
The joy on the face of the man in the suit was almost overflowing, and he grabbed the young man's right hand and said: "I don't know what it is, anyway, it's gone, it's great, it must have been you who splashed the water to drive it away, thank you so much, by the way, this is my business card." He took a business card from the inner pocket of his suit and slipped it into the young man's hand.
The young man's eyes drooped slightly, and he glanced at the business card, which had two big characters written on it, followed by a large list of titles, and whispered in his mouth: "Li Nian." ”
The man in the suit nodded and said, "Li Nian is my name, I have to hurry to sign a contract, and after I sign it, I will invite you to dinner and thank you." ”
The young man's eyes lit up, and he smiled: "I didn't help you much, just treat you to dinner." ”
The man in the suit said solemnly: "This is not good, the amount of this contract is not a small amount, in short, I remember your shop, and I will definitely come back when the time comes." Saying that, the man in the suit had already picked up his briefcase and ran out of the door in a hurry.
The young man walked to the door with a smile and looked at his figure as he ran away, his face gradually became gloomy, he closed the door, hung up the sign that said "Closed today", walked into the house, and grabbed the paper cup in his hand as he walked past the counter.
Pushing open one of the doors of the store, behind which was an antique wooden hallway, the old-fashioned light bulbs above his head flickering on and off, a little gloomy, he made his way to the end of the hallway, glanced at the paper hanging on the door that said "Do Not Disturb", and kicked the door.
"What are you doing!" A childish voice rang out, and then the door was opened from the inside, and a small blonde girl in a white coat poked her head out and pouted in annoyance. The little girl did not look to be more than ten years old, with shiny wavy blonde hair, but the most surprising thing was the two black horns that peeked out of her golden hair.
The young man silently shoved the paper cup in his hand in front of her.
The little girl took the paper cup, looked inside, it was empty, she put her small nose close to the paper cup and sniffed it, stood on tiptoe and lightly punched the young man's chest and smiled: "Villain, you are quite capable, I actually let you catch one back!" ”
The young man swept his chest with a gloomy face and said, "I don't call me a villain, you can call me Xiao Zhang, Xiao Fan can do it, but please don't call me a villain!" ”
The little girl waved her hand indifferently and said, "I'm not from you earth, don't care about those details, no girl likes you like this, okay, I'm going in, my time is very precious." As he spoke, he walked into the room.
Zhang Fanren grabbed her collar and said angrily: "I said, can't you clean up the trouble you caused by yourself?" ”
The little girl looked aggrieved and said: "But I still have a lot of experiments to do, how about you help me, how can we say that we are also old friends, right?" As she spoke, she flexibly took off her white coat and was about to slip away.
Zhang Fanren didn't have the slightest idea of pity for the jade, and kicked the little girl's heel, the little girl stumbled and fell out, and the paper cup in her hand also flew into the air.
Worst! Zhang Fan's heart tightened, and he shouted: "Nana! Don't let him run! ”
The little girl gave a thumbs up in the air and said, "No problem, look at me!" Where is the demon, don't show your original form soon! ”
This Waste Demon King! At this time, he is still playing treasure!
Before Zhang Fanren could land on the ground, he smashed on the top of her head with a violent shudder: "Give me a little serious!" ”
Syllable! The little girl was already on the ground, she raised her head and touched the top of her head with tears in her eyes and said, "Just kidding, why are you angry?" ”
You don't know why I'm angry! Zhang Fanren glared at her angrily and said, "Don't hurry up!" ”
The little girl supported the ground with both hands, jumped up directly, wiped the tip of her nose with her thumb, and said arrogantly: "Hmph, how can a mere slime escape the clutches of this demon king, hahaha!" As she spoke, she stretched out her right hand and spread it out in front of her, and a circle of light depicting countless delicate patterns spread out from her palm.
"Seal it! My slave! A whirlpool suddenly rolled up in the air, and then the paper cup that had fallen to the ground instantly dried up.
The little girl grabbed a transparent sphere the size of a ping-pong ball in her hand, raised her head proudly and said, "How about it, this demon king has made a move, and it is not yet a hand." ”
Zhang Fanren ignored her, walked directly over the messy objects on the ground to the depths of the room, stretched out his finger and pressed the power switch of the computer monitor, the monitor lit up suddenly, and the 86 version of Journey to the West was playing on the screen, but the volume was turned to the lowest. Zhang Fanren's ears moved, and when he heard the sound behind him, the figure flashed and had already arrived at the door to stop the little girl who was about to slip away, stared at her and said, "You just said that your time is precious, and there are still many experiments to do, right?" So what's on your computer? ”
The little girl looked away and said with a dry smile: "Haha, I don't know, what is this big box, haha, the earthlings are really powerful, they can actually make things that even this demon king doesn't know!" ”
"Styna!" Zhang Fanren's tone was cold, and his gaze stabbed straight at the little girl in front of him like a sword.
The little girl Stina lowered her head and muttered from her throat, "I know, I'm going to go out and get them all back." ”
"That doesn't matter, just catch a few escaped stealth mutant ultra-tiny slimes, and I'll do it." Zhang Fanren's eyes gradually softened, he squatted down to make eye contact with Sitina, and said with a pleasant face: "How did your experiment go?" ”
Sitina tilted her head and said, "Huh? What experiments? ”
"Of course it's an experiment of stealth medicine, have you done it well?" Zhang Fanren said with a smile on his face.
Sitina clapped her hands and said, "Oh, you said that." She glanced at Zhang Fanren, who was looking expectant, and paused for a moment before she said slowly: "Of course it's done, but it can only be used on the lowest-level demonic beast like a slime." ”
Zhang Fanren was not discouraged, and said step by step: "You are a famous demon king, if you work hard, maybe you can use it on humans, right?" ”
Sitina looked at Zhang Fanren, who had a flattering face, and said disdainfully with eyes like looking at garbage: "I know what bad idea you are fighting!" You're going to peek at girls taking a shower, right! Don't even think about it! ”
"I promise I don't have that kind of bad idea, I'm just dedicating myself to the great experiment, you see that the water and electricity you use are all my money, and I bought all these things in your house, so let me be your first experiment." Zhang Fanren hurriedly said.
Sitina looked at him in disbelief, and said with an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, "Then how about you try this for me?" As she spoke, Sitina pulled out a small glass bottle from her pocket.
Zhang Fanren took the bottle, only to see that the bottle contained some unknown blue liquid, and the words "Try to make potion X101" were written on the label of the bottle, and he couldn't help but wonder: "What is this?" ”
"This thing can serve your purpose."
Zhang Fanren hurriedly put the bottle in his pocket and said righteously: "Dedicate yourself to science!" ”
Sitina glanced at Zhang Fanren with a strange look in her eyes, and said, "Then I'll go out for a walk and see if I can catch a few slimes that have run away and come back." ”
Zhang Fanren was already immersed in his own fantasies, and he didn't notice Sitina's eyes at all, and replied casually: "Go, go, remember to come back before dinner." ”
Sitina picked up the white coat from the ground and draped it over her body, and walked out the back door, leaving behind a certain retired brave man who was immersed in fantasy.
I don't need a girlfriend or anything, as long as I have this medicine, hehehehe!