Chapter 736: Longevity Talisman
After a long time, in Gong Xu's expectant gaze, Lu Dongbin calmly withdrew his hand from his arms, and then casually took out a crumpled charm from his back butt pocket, shook it, and said with a smile: "Look, it's amazing, longevity talisman!"
Don't doubt that Lu Dongbin has pants under a Taoist robe, how can he have a back butt pocket, in the heavenly realm, there will never be a shortage of such things as fashion and fashion.
Just talking about this charm, it was ravaged a little miserable, wrinkled, and yellowish, if it weren't for Lu Dongbin's solemnity, Gong Xu even wondered if it was left over from the toilet?
Without waiting for Gong Xu to express his opinion, Mo Zihe despised it first, to be honest, Mo Zihe was really interesting to this junior brother.
"Master, it's too foolish, isn't it? Even zombie charms are better than yours. Where did you find a piece of torn paper? If you're short on money, I'll lend you some first, and I'll be a greeting gift, so that I'm not afraid of being laughed at?"
"Waste firewood! you know what a fart!" Lu Dongbin said angrily: "This is the orthodox inheritance magic weapon of the Taoist Sect, speaking of this magic weapon, it will be big, and it will scare you to death if you say it!"
"Say it, say it, scare me to death. Mo Zihe rolled his eyes.
"Listen, the origin of this longevity talisman is deep. Lu Dongbin's eyes suddenly became deep, deeply immersed in his memories, and said slowly: "I think back then, I fought with the Tongtian Sect Master for three days and three nights......
"Blow!" Mo Zihe interrupted mercilessly, anyway, Gong Xu is now worshiping his master, they are all his own family, and there is nothing taboo to talk behind closed doors, the master's face will be seen through sooner or later, Mo Zihe said with Jie: "Three days and three nights of war?"
"Who said it was a fight?" Lu Dongbin blew his beard and glared, "We are playing mahjong!"
"Damn!" Mo Zi and Gong Xu said in unison.
"In that battle, we killed in the dark, and in the end, the three families lost and I won, and the Tongtian Sect Master lost in a hurry, so he took this Taoist inheritance magic weapon as the last bet, and in the end, it still couldn't withstand my blossoming on the bar, and I was in my pocket. Lu Dongbin stroked his beard, still immersed in memories.
Mo Zihe directly ignored the fact that he had won in addition to the Tongtian Sect Master, and roared with surprise: "Master, you have won so much, you must still have a lot of savings, right?
Yes, in order to prepare for Mo Zihe's financial gift, the master and apprentice haven't seen oil and water for the past two days, which is very miserable, how can Mo Zihe not be excited when he hears that the master may have a windfall?
"Hey, it's not ladylike to meet someone, and later when I pushed pai gow with Tie Guan Li, I was unlucky......"
"The Eight Immortals are all my own teachers and uncles, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, let them help us!" Mo Zi did not change his heart and was determined to improve his living standards.
"Tie Guan Li drank and got drunk with the barefoot Daxian and ran to Tianhe to gamble on horses......" Lu Dongbin's face was unbearable.
"The result?" Mo Zihe's heart sank.
As a result, he didn't choose so many heavenly horses, but put all his bets on the white dragon horse. ”
"The white dragon horse lost?" Mo Zihe looked incredulous.
"It's just a matter of losing, what is the identity of Bailongma, how can he participate in horse racing? He just took the money and left. ”
"!" Mo Zi and Gong Xu said in unison.
Mo Zihe finally understood, this is the result of drinking too much, and he gave the money away directly!
"Hey, hey, let's not talk about these things first, I digress, let's talk about this magic weapon of Taoist inheritance first......" Lu Dongbin felt that the atmosphere was not right, and quickly changed the topic.
"Speaking of wool, aren't you all finished, what kind of inheritance do you have from playing mahjong? At best, it was passed from the hands of the Tongtian Sect Master to you. "Mo Zi and lack of interest.
This inheritance magic weapon, speaking of which, is remarkable, and many of the famous powers of the Heavenly Realm have been inherited. ”
", let's hear it?" Mo Zihe didn't believe it.
"In other words, Bodhi Ancestor is versatile, in addition to picking apprentices, refining magic weapons is a must in the heavenly realm, this longevity talisman was originally refined by Bodhi Ancestor from a hundred schools. ”
"Wait, isn't this what the Tongtian Sect Master won? Why did you get the Bodhi Ancestor again? The Bodhi Ancestor passed on the magic weapon to the Tongtian Sect Master? How can this generation be counted? You have to make a draft if you are talking nonsense?" Mo Zihe said with disdain.
"You don't understand this, and listen to the teacher's details. Lu Dongbin just wanted to take a sip of the tea cup to moisten his throat, but suddenly remembered that he had dried it up, and he put it down helplessly and embarrassedly: "On the day when the longevity charm was baked, the sky was full of glow, the fairy music was around the ears, and the Taoist friends came to congratulate." ”
"Is there such?" Mo Zihe didn't believe it.
"It's true, I was there at the time, oh no, I went to congratulate you. Lu Dongbin had a straight face and continued: "Later, this longevity talisman was begged by Tuxing Sun. ”
"Wait!What does this have to do with Tuxingsun? So many people are watching, if this is a good thing, I don't know how many people are staring, and it can be Tuxingsun's turn?"
Lu Dongbin not only did not have a trace of warmth, but enjoyed it, this story, it is only enjoyable to have a mouthy audience to talk about it!
"Do you think, the real power, which one doesn't have its own unique special charm? So this longevity talisman is of little significance to the power, but it is different for Tuxingsun, with the blessing of the longevity talisman, Tuxingsun's divine talisman, it is not a dream to travel thousands of miles in a day! The most important thing is that Tuxingsun and his father-in-law are rich, so he was photographed by Tuxingsun on the spot. ”
Damn! Gong Xu and Mo Zihe glanced at each other, and after a long time, they refined a superb chicken rib, and it turned into an auction on the day the furnace opened.
Later, this magic weapon was passed to Sikong Xingxing. Lu Dongbin continued to talk eloquently.
Gong Xu was already accustomed to Lu Dongbin's rhythm, and couldn't help but interject and ask, "Sikong picks stars?"
"That's right! This thief who entered the Tao with a thief, after ascending, specialized in this technique, and when Tuxingsun and his wife were fighting, he easily took the longevity talisman away. ”
Gong Xu and Mo Zihe scolded in unison, this is not only stealing, but also voyeurism by the way, but, it's so cool!
"Then, once Sikong picked the stars and tried his best to sneak into the peach orchard, but bumped into Sun Wukong, who was also stealing peaches, Sun Wukong saw that the peaches stolen by Sikong picking stars were bigger than his, and he was furious, and he beat Sikong Xingxing with his hand, and took away the valuable things on Sikong Xingxing, poor Sikong Xingxing, only picked a peach. ”
This Nima's ...... Gong Xu and Mo Zihe were speechless, the thief met the robber!