Chapter 14: Eccentric
"Ah sneeze, Ah sneeze, don't make trouble, let me sleep again......" Sun Cheng rolled over and continued to sleep.
"Ahh
"Brother, you are so amazing, you know who I am with your eyes closed!" Le Yiyi was lying on the side of the bed, her pink little hand was holding the tip of her hair to tease Sun Cheng's nostrils, and her little hand was grabbed by Sun Cheng, so she had no choice but to pout her little mouth and pat her ass to persuade her little ass to suffer.
"Don't pat yourself on the back, who would be so boring except for you?" Sun Cheng suddenly opened his eyes, curled his index finger and scratched Le Yiyi's nose dotingly.
"Who said it's just me, it was my aunt last time......" seemed to realize that she had leaked her mouth, Le Yiyi quickly covered her mouth, a pair of big black glasses gurgled around, not knowing what she was thinking.
"I still want to be wronged, when was it not that you did something bad and I caught you. Okay, I can't sleep anymore because of your fuss, hurry up and get out, I'm going to get up. After Sun Cheng finished speaking, he shuddered on Le Yiyi's forehead.
"Oops!" Le Yiyi immediately moved her hand to the poor head, looking extremely cute, and complained coquettishly as she walked out: "You know that you bullied me, I didn't study well because you beat me, and you beat me stupidly, and I won't play with you anymore!"
"Don't blame me for your poor study, who made you just want to play, hey...... Close the door. ”
"Got it!" Le Yiyi closed the door after going out, but left a small gap.
Sun Cheng stood on the bed with a carp, reached out and took the pants on the hanger, and put one leg on the numb, and the other leg was just halfway through, and suddenly, the door opened from the outside.
"Hello......" Le Yiyi slipped into half of her body through the crack in the door and scared loudly.
Sun Cheng was only wearing underwear, and was frightened by Le Yiyi, so he hurriedly and instinctively lifted his pants, and then he was sad, his center of gravity was unstable and he fell to the butt, and the back of his head hit the head on the head of the bed even harder.
"Giggle......" A string of silver bell-like laughter pulled Sun Cheng, who was stumbled, back to reality.
"Le Yiyi, if I don't beat you up, I won't call Sun Cheng!" Sun Cheng roared.
Although Le Yiyi's name is very festive, what she does always makes people cry and laugh.
"Woo ......" Le Yiyi pointed her thumb at the tip of her nose, and the other four fingers spread and shook constantly, and naughtily stuck out her tongue to make a face, "You can't catch me, giggle......" With a cheerful laugh, she quickly ran downstairs.
Sun Cheng rubbed the back of his head with his hand, as if he had a bag, and could only smile helplessly: "I really can't do anything about her." ”
"Get up!" Sun Cheng shouted, quickly getting dressed and getting up, but he didn't dare to stand up and put on his pants anymore.
After Sun Cheng finished washing, he came down from the second floor, heard the clanging sound in the kitchen on the first floor, and walked to the kitchen door again, and saw a dignified and generous ******** cooking, it was his stepmother Zhou Xue.
Zhou Xue was concentrating on preparing breakfast, and there was a small tail hanging behind her, looking around to see that it was Le Yiyi, the culprit who hurt Sun Cheng so much that he picked up the bag on his head.
"Oops!" Le Yiyi was about to eat secretly, but as soon as she pinched a piece of beef, she was beaten off by Zhou Xue.
"Eat again, did you wash your hands?" Zhou Xue glanced at her daughter with disgust.
"I've washed, washed, Mom, I'm hungry. Le Yiyi said pitifully.
"It's not okay to wash it, wait for your brother to come down and eat together, if you don't eat for a while, you won't be hungry. Zhou Xue knew that her daughter was deliberately pretending to be pitiful and ignored her directly.
"Mom, you are so biased, you know that you are good to your brother, make him so many delicious food, and still don't let me eat, I am still so young, and I have to grow my body, how to compensate if I am hungry, woo woo......" Le Yiyi clasped her hands weakly, put them on a pair of smart big eyes and slowly turned, and actually cried.
"Okay, okay, it's not like crying at all, people who don't know still think I'm your stepmother, abusing you, take a pair of chopsticks and eat on the side. Seeing her daughter coquettish, Zhou Xue agreed to her with a smile.
It is not easy for a coquettish woman to be refused, and it is even more so for a coquettish little girl, and the object of coquettishness is like this for men, and it is also true for women.
"Okay!" Hearing her mother's **** order, Le Yiyi immediately revealed her true form, smiling happily, and there was no tear stain on her red little face, she was really pretending to cry.
Le Yiyi took a pair of chopsticks and puffed out her cheeks on the side and ate it.
"You eat slowly, and no one will rob you," Zhou Xue heard the sound of Le Yiyi being choked and coughing, and said angrily, "Hey, hey, don't eat this plate all the time, don't keep eating wool, the dishes should be eaten evenly, you know?"
"chi (know) dao chi (know) dao!" Le Yiyi ate in his mouth, slurring his words.
"Yiyi, why hasn't your brother come down yet, you go and call him again. The meal was almost ready, and Zhou Xue saw that Sun Cheng hadn't come down yet, so she arranged for her daughter.
"Don't worry, I've already called that big lazy cat, I'll come down later. Le Yiyi didn't want to leave the ground and continued to eat deliciously.
"Your brother gets up early every day, and he only came back in the early hours of last night, and it will be normal to sleep more, but it's not a big lazy cat, but you, it's the only big lazy cat in our family. I was still strange just now, today the sun is out in the west, my big lazy cat actually got up early, it turned out that the big lazy cat has become a little gluttonous cat, wake up hungry!" Zhou Xue deliberately teased her daughter.
"I'm not a big lazy cat, I'm not a little gluttonous cat," Le Yiyi explained with a serious face, "Because my brother is going to school in the city today, I deliberately set the alarm clock early, I have to help him pack his things, and I have to send him to school." ”
"It turns out that our family Yiyi loves my brother so much, but I just heard that your brother was going to beat you, are you playing tricks on him again?" Zhou Xue forced a smile and said jokingly.
"That's because my brother is too stupid to be a business......
"Le Yiyi, dare to say that it's none of your business, it seems that you have to clean up well, and you will be obedient!" Sun Cheng was actually not angry anymore, but after hearing Le Yiyi's words reversed black and white, he felt that he still made words to scare and scare her, so that she would not have to come up with any ghost ideas to trick herself in the future.
"Brother, I'm sorry, can you forgive Yiyi, I promise to ......be obedient in the future" Le Yiyi lowered her head while apologizing, and her two little hands grabbed the princess dress, looking pitiful.
Sun Cheng saw that Le Yiyi looked repentant and knew that her mistakes could be changed, although she knew that she was pretending to be pitiful, but she still said: "Forget it, forget it, I'll forgive you this time, but I won't take it as an example." ”
"Okay, you two don't make trouble, the meal is ready, Xiao Cheng, help me serve the plates." Zhou Xue commanded.
"I also helped with the plates. Le Yiyi volunteered to raise her little hand.
"You'd better forget it, clumsy!" Zhou Xue hit her daughter mercilessly.
"It's just, clumsy, and then break the plate. Sun Cheng also helped on the side.
"You're just clumsy," Le Yiyi retorted angrily, "You didn't just fall a big ass!"
"You still have the face to say," Sun Cheng glared, "If it weren't for your stinky girl suddenly scaring me, would I be able to fall, can I get a bag on my head, and I'll knock a bag on your head later, see if you dare to laugh at me!"
"Hehe," Le Yiyi suddenly laughed, "Mom, do you know why my brother fell a butt and why he got a bag on his head?"
Hearing Le Yiyi's nonsensical and jumping words, Zhou Xue and Sun Cheng couldn't help but be stunned, and asked in unison, "Why?"
"Because my brother's head grows on his ass, my aunt often says that. Le Yiyi gave a chic answer, of course, in order to prevent Sun Cheng from getting angry with her, she didn't forget to pull Yingran as a cushion.
"Flutter ......" Zhou Xue couldn't help laughing.
Sun Cheng couldn't laugh anymore, gritted his teeth and said, "Le Yiyi, do you want to be beaten again!"
"Brother, you're really worried about me! I don't have any humor at all, and I want to use violence at every turn, how can I mix in a civilized society in the future?" Le Yiyi looked like she hated iron but not steel, her little head shook, driving her horn braids to sway from side to side, and then walked out of the kitchen with her hands behind her back and walked out of the kitchen with a figure-eight step, leaving Sun Cheng with a dull expression and Zhou Xue with a smile in her eyes.
"Is this still a primary school student, how do I think I am!" Sun Cheng, who came back to his senses, could only look up to the sky and sigh......