Chapter 050: A Tragedy Caused by a Hen
How to solve the problem of insufficient fruits?
If everyone only buys fruit platters or fruits, then the fruit must be enough for fifty regulars.
But the question is, how can others only buy fruit platters or fruits, and directly restrict them? Of course you can, but Gu Zhou feels that this is not the way of smart people.
The way for smart people is to ask others if they can't think of it.
So Gu Zhou was very interested in giving a question to the people who were eating fruit today:
Xiaohong has a chicken, Xiaolan gives her ten chickens, and asks Xiaohong how many chickens there are in total?
As soon as the problem came out, Tao Qianqian, Liu Deming, Bai Caichen, and everyone were stunned, the bamboo sticks fell to the ground, and the chin of the Qi brush fell to the ground.
Even Gu Tian stood there stunned:
Is this your own mature and steady Brother Huzi? Brother Huzi, have you changed......
"What's wrong?" Gu Zhou looked back at everyone's shocked faces for some reason, "Is it too difficult?" Then Xiao Ming gave her another chicken, is it okay now?"
While speaking, Gu Zhou looked at Liu Deming, Liu Deming looked at Tao Qianqian, Tao Qianqian looked at Bai Caichen, Bai Caichen looked at Gu Zhou, everyone looked at each other, and they all saw the same conclusions and doubts from each other's eyes:
It seems that Gu Zhou is indeed asking questions very seriously, and he has no history of joking.
But today's ......
There must be something strange about this.
"Boss Gu, Xiaohong is a rooster and hen?"
Liu Deming couldn't help but ask cautiously, he felt that he had to be careful, there must be a demon when something goes wrong.
"This ......" Gu Zhou really hadn't thought about it, "just think of it as a hen." ”
"Then Xiaolan is sending a rooster and a hen?"
"It's better to be a hen. ”
"Then you're asking about roosters and hens?"
"Forehead......" Gu Zhou understood what Liu Deming meant, and co-authored him thinking that he was cheating him. Are you this kind of person?
"It's all hens!"
"That's two, right?" Liu Deming was cautious, looking like Uncle Maimaiti in the Spring Festival Gala, which provoked Tao Qianqian to laugh out loud.
"Wow, Boss Liu, smart!" Gu Zhou gave a thumbs up excitedly, but he was depressed in his heart, how could it be so difficult to give this group of people an arithmetic problem!
"Forehead ......" Liu Deming grinned, speechless.
"Then what if Xiaobai, Xiaolu and Xiaohei want to buy Xiaohong's hen and only buy her?" Gu Zhou continued to ask step by step.
"Then sell. ”
Bai Caichen really couldn't bear Gu Zhou anymore, and shouted out, but he slandered in his heart: "Little red, little blue, little green, little black and little white, you TM opened a dyeing workshop, right?"
"What the hell are you trying to say?"
"But Xiaohong only has two chickens, how can he sell them to three people?" Gu Zhou ignored him, this person was too smart, and he accidentally saw through himself.
"Kill, boil the soup, one-third of a person. Tao Qianqian said with big eyes and cooperation, although she didn't know what Gu Zhou was going to do, but since Gu Zhou had spoken, she would definitely have to cooperate.
"Forehead...... "Gu Zhou was embarrassed, and said in his heart, cute girl, can you not be so violent?" But he could only continue to maintain a tone of seeking advice and said:
"You can't kill it, and you can't boil it. ”
"That's simple," Liu Deming has already entered the state of answering questions, he really can't find where the pit is, so let's treat this as a problem, answer the question, there won't be any serious consequences, right?
"You can find a deck of poker for them to draw lots, two kings and one two, the winner buys, and the second player gets out. ”
"Won't the one who draws the second one have a grudge in his heart?" Gu Zhou's eyes lit up, and he immediately asked another question cautiously.
"No, it won't. Liu Deming swore and said, "Boss Gu, what are you going to do?"
"Well, it didn't work. "Gu Zhou has returned to his normal state.
"Then you ...... just now" Liu Deming also saw that Gu Zhou's state had changed back, and he was puzzled.
"I have something I want to talk to you about. ”
Bai Caichen was impatient, in his opinion, this was simply like being mentally retarded, so he directly interjected and said the purpose of his visit.
"Business hours are up, something tomorrow. Gu Zhou said lightly.
"Forehead ......" Looking at Gu Zhou's cold appearance, Liu Deming suddenly remembered a disease in his heart: "Schizophrenia?!"
But he quickly ruled out this idea, because, as soon as he got home, he saw the message sent by Gu Zhou in the group:
"In view of the current fruit shop fruit in short supply, in response to the majority of customer requirements, to take care of everyone's purchase time, from now on, Changting fruit shop to implement the lottery purchase mechanism, all customers can buy a platter or fruit one, among them, the lottery poker red heart color guests, can buy two kinds of goods at the same time, this provision can be added and modified at any time, all the right of interpretation belongs to the boss Gu Zhou......"
Liu Deming suddenly had 100,000 CNMs in his heart, looked at his mobile phone and sent a QQ message to Gu Zhou with teary eyes:
"Boss Gu, you can't be so cheating!"
But Gu Zhou couldn't see it, at the moment when the message was sent, Gu Zhou turned off the data connection very presciently and decisively, and after a short three-second reading and five-and-a-half seconds of rapid typing after the message was sent, the group completely exploded.
Of course, the bombers are all activists, as for Zheng Yue, who usually don't have time to get up early to grab the queue at work, they naturally hold their mobile phones and secretly have fun......
Liu Deming had to throw himself into this battle, rushing to the forefront of criticizing Gu Zhou, he shouted the hardest, his hand speed was the fastest, but his heart was the weakest.
Standing on the tuyere, Liu Deming felt that he had flyed, but the higher he had to be, the more frightened he felt.
With the passage of time, finally, at a certain moment, Liu Deming's eyes staring at the group message suddenly glared, and his heart tightened:
The idea is that this deceptive lie he made was exposed by the almighty group members.
The next moment, everyone's spearheads were aligned with Liu Deming, and no one even cared about Gu Zhou anymore.
Because Gu Zhou never appeared.
"Ya, no wonder you screamed the loudest, it turned out to be a weak heart!"
"That's right, Lao Liu, you pit your teammates!"
"What the hell are you doing!"
……
Two fists are hard to beat four hands, exhausted, difficult to distinguish, the wind turned, Liu Deming fell.
And because he flew too high before, this fall was extremely painful.
"It's not me! It's Boss Gu! It's a hen! It's a little red, a little yellow, a little green, a little black......"
Liu Deming hurriedly apologized and explained to everyone.
In the end, with the support of many eyewitnesses, Liu Deming was finally not sentenced to death, but it was inevitable to commit a living crime:
A red envelope of 200 was sent.
And this was two hours later, when Gu Zhou was reading "The Art of War".
In the dead of night, recalling everything during the day, Liu Deming gave a profound topic to his experience today:
A tragedy caused by a hen.
Oh no, it's two!
The next day, when Gu Zhou was thinking about how to publicize and open the door for business, Liu Deming was already standing in front of Gu Zhou's door with big black circles under his eyes.