Chapter 200: Second Master
Legend has it that there is a great god in Hell who has the power to penetrate the heavens and the earth, easily penetrates the five layers of hell, sits on a harem of 3,000, and does whatever he wants. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
This person's surname is Gong Mingxu, and he was mysteriously passed on by the ghosts of the underworld. It is said that this person was born with a vision, the flying dragon is in the sky, and the sun is in the sky, so he is named Gong Xu.
There is also a gossip from the steamer hell, it is said that this person is a true dragon protector, one day and nine days, and he is a unique great man in the Three Realms.
But the female ghost in hell called this person the second master, for no other reason, the second goods thought that although the uncle sounded cool, but it had the same effect as the old man, and he didn't like this kind of name when he was young. And in Shandong, the boss, the uncle, etc., faintly has the meaning of Wu Dalang, and the second brother naturally doesn't like it, but the second brother or the second master is the honorific title of Wu Song.
Gong Xu naturally likes martial arts style, being called the second brother by the female ghost is obviously not imposing enough, and Xiao Ding Ding is almost the same as being called the second brother. Therefore, Gong Xu calls himself the second master, has countless beautiful women and ghosts, enjoys the blessings of all people, and confirms the illness of the second middle school. The resounding title of Gong Er was slowly spread in the underworld.
"It's too much!" King Yama slammed the book of life and death, this time he finally remembered to find a cover for the tap water magic pen and cover it, otherwise I don't know how many more people would be erased.
"Yes, yes, boss, that Gong Er actually dared to rob your woman. The cow head was burping on the side, and echoed that he had drunk too much yellow spring water, and he hadn't digested it yet.
"What my woman, a bunch of nonsense!" the king of Yama blew his beard and glared, and the stupidity of the bull's head was committed again.
"Boss, what the bull head said is not wrong. The land of the underworld is not the king's land, and the ghost of the underworld is not the king's minister. Boss, you are the king of this area, and that Gong Er has occupied the steamer hell, which is no different from the woman who robbed you. Ma Mian carefully observed the face of King Yama and pouted beside him.
"Well, that makes sense. King Yama stroked his beard, very satisfied with the horse's ass, but I don't know why, I always felt that the hat on his head was a little green?
"Boss, do you want to take this opportunity to apply for the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to come down from above......" Ma Mian smiled gloomily and gestured with his hand in a decapitation posture.
"Apply for a fart, a little ghost head can turn the sky upside down, do you think he is a monkey!" "King Yama is angry, he can't understand this acre and three points of land, what else is he messing with, and he can't be laughed at by the other Nine Palaces Hades?
"Could it be that you just let him go?" Ma Mian seemed to be drinking water in the Yellow Spring, and he pouted vigorously.
"You five ghosts are vegetarians, what do you want!" King Yama was angry when he looked at the bull head and horse face.
"Boss, didn't our feet slip, and we accidentally fell into the water, and Gong Er took advantage of it. You also know that the Yellow Spring is not a question of whether the water is good or not......" Ma Mian covered the head of the bull who wanted to speak, and hurriedly found himself under the steps.
"Black and white impermanence, what about Cui Fujun and Meng Po? Just watching that Gong Erhu behave like this?" King Yama obviously didn't really focus on hell during this time.
"Black and white impermanence concussion, still recuperating. Cui Fujun and Meng Po lost contact...... "Niu Tou finally seized the opportunity and told the truth."
"How can it be justified? King Yama waved his hand in the book of life and death, and used his divine sense to find Meng Po.
"Sorry, the user you pulled is running naked, please dial again later. Yama Wang was angry, and with a wave of his hand again, he cleared Cui Fujun's divine sense imprint.
"Baa ......" finally responded this time.
"Cui Fujun, hurry up and get back for me, where did I go!" King Yama was furious.
"Baa ......"
King Yama: "......"
"Boss, Cui Fujun seems to have entered the beast road. The bull head told the truth again.
King Yama: "......"
Eighteen hells are eighteen floating islands, each of which has a fixed range and capacity, a large number of ghosts cannot spread out their troops, and a small number of ghosts are not enough to stuff Gong Er's style of god, which has long been confirmed by bloodshed. King Yama looked at the bull head and the horse face with a solemn expression, and the two powerful ghosts under his command were poor.
"Boss, I drank too much bull head yellow spring water, my stomach was distended, my combat effectiveness was negative, and I haven't recovered yet. Ma Mian covered the mouth of the bull head and rushed to explain.
"What about you?" said King Yama, staring at the horse with a gloomy face.
"As long as the boss speaks, I don't frown at the sea of swords, and my situation is much better. When King Yama heard this, his color finally eased a lot. But then Ma Mian added: "But the yellow spring water is not clean, I am most afraid of making a lot of stomach trouble, I am afraid that I will be in a hurry when I fight, and I will have a reputation for escaping." ”
Bang! King Yama angrily slapped the book case and said angrily, "Do you want me to go out in person?"
"Boss, why should we bother ourselves?" said the horse, slyly.
"What do you mean......" King Yama looked at the horse with a twinkle in his eyes.
"Boss, the Eighteen Hells are just a place of punishment for ordinary ghosts, and if Gong Er makes a fuss, it's just a loss of a few little ghosts. As far as you are concerned, it is not up to you to say how many ghosts it will take to go down with a single edict? What does it matter if the Eighteen Hells are all occupied by him? We don't know how much effort we have to deal with them. If he is really willing to fall in the Eighteen Hells, wouldn't it be as you wish? The Eighteen Hells will never be reborn, and he can still sell Yang Jian a favor. ”
King Yama looked at Ma Mian deeply, and immediately felt that what he said made sense, but it was just ...... King Yama's brows were a little tangled.
Ma Mian's ability to observe words and expressions was amazing, and he immediately followed the train of thought of King Yama and said: "Even if he breaks through the Eighteen Hells, there is a hungry ghost path behind it." The Hungry Ghost Dao is not comparable to the ghosts and ghosts in the Eighteen Hells, and Meng Po's strength still doesn't know where to flee, let alone that Gong Er? Don't forget, who is guarding the Hungry Ghost Dao, don't you say?"
Ma Mian's sycophancy, that's called an incisive, King Yama didn't speak from beginning to end, Ma Mian said this, as if the whole careful plan was arranged by King Yama, and suddenly heard King Yama's face was happy, stroking his beard and smiling.
Did the king of Yama say anything? What did the horse face and the cow's head do? Nothing. So there is a saying that it is better to be able to do than to say, the same thing of inaction, when it comes to Ma Mian's mouth, it becomes a step-by-step shocking chain layout, the leader is satisfied, and the employees are happy. Among the Three Realms, what is most lacking? talents!
And our client, Gong Er, was hugging left and right, among the warblers and swallows, accompanied by the constant wailing of the ghosts in the steamer, and restored his strength to the peak. The Void Beast was worried that Gong Xu's excessive indulgence would damage his cultivation, but looking at Gong Xu's eyes from time to time, he actually cultivated to make great progress, which was really puzzling to the beast. (To be continued.) )