Chapter 14 Turning Stones into Gold
"No, Xiao Hei, this thing is not easy to make, didn't it mean that some stones turned into gold?"
“…… Host, you're holding a brick in your hand. ”
"Oh, one for another...... This hasn't changed, has it changed?"
Whew...... Xiao Hei scratched the wall: "That's a cement block![Turning stones into gold] I want stones! stones! stones! natural stones!"
"Just fool around, anyway, it's all unearned and there are still restrictions on horses?!"
Snort...... Little Black scratches the sofa.
"Okay, okay, look at you, you don't know how to work around. Lin Xiaoan turned on the computer, "Fortunately, I have a universal treasure in the country of big flowers!"
Crunch crunch ~ Xiao Hei began to scratch the door.
Lin Xiaoan endured the noise and began to search for "stones": "Stones...... I can't carry a stone lion to point gold...... Take a look at the little ones...... Ordinary pebbles, right?"
"Yes......" Xiao Hei replied weakly.
"Really...... It's cheap! The pebbles are only 1,000 yuan a ton!" Lin Xiaoan placed an order, "That's it, buy a ton first!"
"One ton! Host, have you ever thought about the consequences of ordinary people suddenly owning a ton of gold? One ton is one million grams, calculated according to the basic gold price of 300RMB per gram...... Host: How do you explain the source of the 300 million RMB? Host, don't forget that now you have to fill in the purpose of withdrawing more than 50,000 RMB!
"Look at what scares you, there is no such thing as the coldness of other people's systems. Am I so unreliable?" Lin Xiaoan "snapped" and went to 69.com to rent a temporary warehouse, "Lao Tzu is a person who has space, after ordering the gold to pile up the space, take a few small pieces to test the water...... Hmm, speaking of which, the gold of [Turning Stone into Gold] is gold and not brass, right?"
"Of course it's gold, why do you ask?"
"It's nothing, I'm worried that the author will suddenly have a brain pump...... Besides, isn't this question and answer also a few crosses......"
Chirping...... Chirping...... Chirping...... Little Black scratches the window.
"I'm sorry I was wrong!
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"Hello sir, we are a regular enterprise and only buy back the gold products sold in our store. ”
"Sorry, if you do not have an invoice or proof of purchase for this gold, we will not be able to trade with you. ”
"Little brother, you shouldn't be using that kind of gold jewelry to melt gold nuggets, right? Look up, our family's monitoring is connected to the public security, and we don't dare to collect goods from unknown sources. ”
"This ...... I can collect it, but I can only get 15 RMB per gram at most. For the sake of safety, leave an address, phone number, and a copy of your ID card and put a fingerprint. ”
"Hey, is it zero? We seem to have a stolen ...... in the store."
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After running for a whole day, Lin Xiaoxin, who had not sold half a gold stone, was exhausted, staggered back to his residence, closed the door and smashed himself directly onto the single bed, not wanting to move.
Xiao Hei came out of the space and jumped to Lin Xiao'an's side: "Host...... Don't rush, there's always a way to take your time. ”
Lin Xiaoan buried his face in the pillow and said in a muffled voice: "Don't pay attention to me, if you want to eat, go to the refrigerator to get frozen pizza by yourself, and put it in the microwave for two minutes to eat." ”
"Don't say it sooner!" Xiao Hei immediately turned his head and ran in the direction of the refrigerator.
Lin Xiaoan turned over, stared at the ceiling, and his heart was full of desolation: other people's systems casually give the host 10 million RMB per day to reward the anchor. When I got to Lao Tzu, I finally got a skill of [turning stones into gold], I thought I could make a fortune lying down, but I didn't expect it, the author has thin eyebrows and small eyes, just don't let Lao Tzu live comfortably!
Just when Lin Xiaoan's anger value was about to break through the limiting valve, he planned to die with the author!
"Dangdangdang dang! dang!" the phone rang.
"Hey......" Lin Xiaoan was not in the mood to look at the caller ID, and answered the phone casually.
"An, you haven't eaten for a few days, and you are weak?"
"I'll go!"
"What Liu Huolong, Lao Tzu's name is Liu Yi (yi) 龘 (da)!"
"Huh, be louder, tell me who you are?"
"Uh...... Are you free today?
"Nonsense, there must be! Report the address!" As soon as he heard that someone was treating, Lin Xiaoan instantly resurrected with full blood.
"Well, the address is my WeChat you. ”
“OK。 ”
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Who is Liu Yilu?
Lin Xiaoan's primary school classmates.
The old house of Liu Yilu's family happened to be adjacent to Lin Xiaoan's grandfather's house, so it was logical that the two families had contacts.
After Liu Yilu was born, the fortune teller invited by the old man in the family pinched his fingers and gave him a life of "the five elements lack fire, wood can make fire, and the four fires in Qinglong Town should be used", so there is this amazing name in the Xinhua dictionary.
Since childhood, Liu Yilu has been the kind of bear child who has the most headache for parents and teachers, all day long he only knows how to play crazy, naughty and mischievous pretending to be sick and skipping class, going up to the tree to dig out a bird's nest and going down to the river to touch the snails, and when he hears that he is going to school, he will splash and roll on a hunger strike and howl at all costs.
Of course, bear children are not born bears, and the reason why Liu Yilu is so resistant to going to school is also a reason why the hearer is sad and the listener is crying: when other children make mistakes, the teacher's punishment is to copy words and texts. And as long as Liu Yilu made a mistake, the teacher asked him to copy "Liu Yilu" a hundred times, a hundred times!
(Whenever this happens, Lin Xiaoan feels that his name still has merit, at least it is concise and clear, and it is not tiring to write.) )
(P S, who still remembers the stalk of "depressed Taiwanese turtles"?)
In this way, he stumbled and stumbled until he graduated from high school, Liu Yilu could no longer hold back the power of the flood, and left a small note of "I leave alone", and went to a "big brother" who had a green dragon tattooed on his left arm, a white tiger stabbed on his right arm, a mink on his back and a bear's waist, and a big gold chain floating on the water.
At this point in the story, the soap man in the bars seems to be ready to move again......
However, the follow-up was not waiting for the dragon tattoo on Liu Yilu's back to be tattooed with scales, he was led by his own father to the door with dozens of subordinates, slapped me with an unknown number of big mouths left and right, and directly tied it up and carried it home, and the "big brother" could only hide in the corner and tremble so much that he couldn't even speak.
Under the persuasion of the elders and relatives in turn, it was mainly Liu Yilu and his father who broke the two belts, so that Liu Yilu suddenly woke up, cried bitterly, and promised to change his evil ways and be a new person from now on.
After recuperating for a few months, Liu Yilu recovered from the injuries on his body (mainly on his face), and felt that he could no longer spend his time doing nothing all day long, and because he didn't want to stay in Chongguang all day long to be pointed at and embarrassed, he borrowed some money from his father, traveled thousands of miles to the imperial capital, inspected many projects, and then set up an Internet café, upgraded the venue equipment, and became his own boss.
Unexpectedly, the business of the newly opened Internet café was surprisingly good, and in less than a year, Liu Yilu used the 100,000 RMB he earned plus the 19.9 million RMB sponsored by his father to buy a well-decorated duplex mansion in the center of the imperial capital.
Yes, knock on the blackboard, the focus of this story is: Liu Yilu's father is a coal boss.
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"What have you been busy with lately?" asked Lin Xiaoan while picking his teeth after eating.
"Hey, headless, brainless, busy. Liu Yilu habitually modest, and then said: "A few years ago, I co-founded a venture capital company with others, and I was looking for potential stocks all over the world. ”
Lin Xiaoan didn't care: "That's it, it's just that there is no place to spend more money." ”
"You guy...... Liu Yilu felt a little itchy at the root of his teeth, "I still think about you, an unemployed young man, and I plan to give you a vice president in friendship." ”
"Wow! The more you talk about it, the more unreliable it becomes. Aren't you the owner of a legendary leather bag company?"
"......" Liu Yilu took a deep breath and had an epiphany of the profound connotation of "I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch".
"I'm kidding~ Now my manuscript fee is barely enough to make ends meet, and when I can't get along one day, brother, I will definitely hug your golden thighs. Lin Xiaoan smiled and said, "It's worth your personal trip to Chongguang, why do I feel panicked?"
Liu Yilu spewed out a rough breath from his nostrils: "I can't talk to you about going together! Can't you send charcoal and stick a knife in your ribs for your friend?"
Seeing Lin Xiao'an smiling and silent, Liu Yilu said again: "Hmm, of course, this time I came back mainly for the annual Spring Festival, and this year it is our turn to re-expand." ”
"Isn't my Dajin a burp?"
"Chunqiu is an incision in the circle, and there is another name you must have heard...... Ghost City!"