Thorn ~ stab ~ Chu Nan looked at the bright edge of the knife, and shuddered a little, a good kitchen knife was sharpened by Xiao Guo to be sharper than a razor.

Seeing Xiao Guo sharpen the knife while sneering twice from time to time, Chu Nan couldn't help but shudder: "Xiao Guo, you sharpen the knife so fast, what do you want to do?"

Guo Furong was like a demon stunned at this time, gritting her teeth: "I'll hack him to death~~~"

"Huh?"

"Then I'll have to pay for my life!"

"Chop off his arm ~~~"

"Huh?"

"Who will serve him after that?"

Chu Nan finally breathed a sigh of relief, and was also glad that Xiucai had escaped.

"It's good that you know, but don't mess around. ”

"Actually, this knife is used to shave..."

"Shave, shave?"

"When he came back, I personally shaved off his hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, and hair, one by one, and then dipped the hairpin in rouge, and tattooed four big characters on his head, I am a nymphomaniac, hehehe...."

Seeing Xiao Guo making his signature gesture while talking, Chu Nan not only mourned for Xiucai for three minutes, you can have such a girlfriend is really an ancestor of virtue, but also Chu Nan thought that Xiao Guo could be soft.

"Xiao Guo, you're doing this too much, aren't you?

"What's more to come, I'll show you it myself when he comes back. ”

Chu Nan finally understood what it meant that "only women and villains are difficult to raise", so he hurriedly ran out of the backyard: "No need, you two can play by yourself behind closed doors." ”

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In the lobby, Chu Nan took over Lao Bai to serve food to the guests, Xiao Guo poured wine and ran to the hall, Mo Xiaobei wrote his homework on the side, and the shopkeeper personally settled the accounts.

Seeing that Xiao Guo went out to look again, the shopkeeper waved his hand and called in a low voice, "Xiao Chu, come here." ”

As soon as Chu Nan stepped forward, the shopkeeper hurriedly asked, "If you start to do it later, you must pull it." ”

"Shopkeeper, her kitchen knife has been sharpened for a night, that guy is fastidious, as the saying goes, no matter how high the martial arts are, he is afraid of the kitchen knife..... cough, I mean it's really not good for an outsider to follow the family affairs of the small couple. ”

"It's not productive. The shopkeeper was very disappointed with Chu Nan's inaction, and then turned his head, "Xiaobei came over." ”

Mo Xiaobei immediately ran over, "Sister-in-law, what's the matter?"

Tong Xiangyu gently touched Xiaobei's head, "Xiaobei is good, go back to the house and do your homework, it's too dangerous here." ”

"It's even more dangerous in the house, there's such a big packet of chili powder in the cupboard, and there's such a thick stack of kraft paper in the box...."

The shopkeeper and Chu Nan looked at each other: "Kraft paper?"

"Well, after uncovering it, I found that there was a lot of black powder in it, and after preliminary verification, it should be ~~ gunpowder!"

The shopkeeper was about to faint when he heard this, so Chu Nan hurriedly grabbed it. At this moment, Zhu Wushuang and Yan Xiaoliu walked in with their heads down, and Guo Furong followed behind.

"Little Liu, here?" But seeing Xiao Liu's serious face, the shopkeeper's heart chuckled, "What's wrong, nothing will happen again, right?"

Yan Xiaoliu hesitated a little: "This, um~~ that..."

Seeing that Xiaoliu was spitting and spitting, Tong Xiangyu pulled Yan Xiaoliu over: "Come here, come here, come here and say." ”

Guo Furong thought that the two of them had gotten some news and wanted to hide it from themselves, and she was very dissatisfied: "What?

Zhu Wushuang on the side immediately spoke: "This matter has nothing to do with you." ”

Guo Furong was willing to believe it, "Don't come to this set, you wanted to hide it from me yesterday, don't think about it today, say, what's the matter?"

"It really has nothing to do with you. ”

Guo Furong directly put on a posture: "Pai Shan~~~"

Yan Xiaoliu immediately admitted: "Don't, listen to it if you want to." There is a auspicious street in the eighteenth mile....."

"There's a new green building on the street, I'll ask you to say something new, isn't Xiucai going home?"

"It's not Xiucai. Xiaoliu turned his head to Tong Xiangyu: "It's Lao Bai." ”

Tong Xiangyu was immediately stunned.

According to eyewitnesses, today Lao Bai entered the Qinglou alone and never came out again. ”

When Tong Xiangyu heard this, he was heartbroken: "He, how could he be like this?"

According to eyewitnesses, he and Xiucai and a young woman drank and sang poems against each other, and they were as happy as a peony flower. ”

Yan Xiaoliu played his old profession and talked about the book in the voice of Master Shan Tianfang: "I had a good time, and I turned over a few hollow fights in public, and the applause became loud!"

Tong Xiangyu's feet were soft, and several people hurriedly supported her:

"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper!"

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In the backyard, Tong Xiangyu cried so much that it rained: "Call you to play, tell you to do somersaults, are you a human or a monkey, why don't you go to show off if you love to play, you know that people will be sad and sad, and you still do this kind of thing, do you still have me in your heart, who do you think of me?"

Guo Furong explained with the attitude of a person who came over: "If you want to open a little, the shopkeeper, this is a man, a fickle man." ”

The shopkeeper suddenly extinguished his tears: "Women are fickle, right?"

"Are you fickle, am I fickle? and Wushuang...."Xiao Guo thought for a moment, "Wushuang seems to be quite fickle." ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk about this, Xiao Guo, do you think the problem will be with the two of us?"

"Why do you say that?"

"If the two of us are good enough and attractive enough, how can the two of them go back to visit the Qinglou?"

Guo Furong was defeated by her strange thinking: "Wow, are you mistaken, there must be a limit to self-criticism, right?"

"No, I just think this matter is too weird, and it's forgivable for you to say that Xiucai cheated...."

Guo Furong immediately fried her hair: "Hey, hey, what do you say, why is he excusable?"

"He's a scholar, he's never seen anything, he's never played anything, he can't withstand this temptation, but Zhantang~~This~~ makes people can't figure it out!"

Xiao Guo didn't wander anymore, and also squatted beside the shopkeeper, "What's so incomprehensible about this, this matter shows that he is essentially a complete nymphomaniac!"

Tong Xiangyu immediately pushed her, "Oops, it's nonsense again." ”

"Am I wrong, it was originally true, if he wasn't a nymphomaniac, why would he go to visit the Qinglou; if he wasn't a nymphomaniac, why wouldn't he even go home?"

Li Dazui, who was cooking in the kitchen, couldn't listen anymore, and broke out of the door: "What are you talking about, it's their business if they make mistakes, you can't kill a boatload of people with a stick?"

Guo Furong glanced at him: "Did I say anything about you, what are you anxious about?"

"Xiao Guo, I warn you, they are them, I am me, I am infatuated with Huilan's suffering. ”

Guo Furong laughed teasingly: "Oh, it seems that no one asked you to change it, right?"

In order to correct his name, Li Dazui also let go: "Okay, shopkeeper, I will personally go to Eighteen Mile Shop early tomorrow morning, and I will arrest them with my own hands." ”

Tong Xiangyu was very moved, with a crying voice: "Big mouth~~~"

"Nothing else, it's all my job. Immediately, the big mouth showed a mercenary smile: "By the way, the shopkeeper, how much does our business trip subsidy come for a day?"

Guo Furong picked up the wooden stick in her hand and wanted to beat, hugged her head with a big mouth, and fled back to the kitchen.