Chapter 3 The two gods flickered together
Lin Ying tried hard to open her eyes but couldn't, she seemed to be caught in a cramped and dark corridor, filled with the smell of blood, she felt more and more difficult to breathe, she didn't want to die yet, she could only subconsciously crawl forward. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
She remembered hearing someone shouting before she fell unconscious, "Oh no, Officer Lin was shot!" A bullet passed through her chest like an arrow, and before she felt anything unusual, her body fell backwards by inertia, and then it hurt to the core, and then she didn't know anything...... But where is she now? Could it be that the anti-narcotics operation is not over, and her comrades-in-arms do not care about rescuing her? She guessed that she must have been seriously injured, because she could not open her eyes or speak, and only by struggling and squirming desperately could she prove that she was still alive......
"Come out, come out! This kid is so strong. Granny Wang cut the umbilical cord neatly, picked up the baby who was kicking her hands and feet, patted the soles of her feet, looked carefully at the gender characteristics in the baby's cry, and said to the maid in the house: "Go and tell Master Liu that Mrs. has given birth to a daughter, and the mother and daughter are safe!"
One after another, it resounded through Liu's house, "Congratulations to my lord, my wife has given birth to a daughter! Mother and daughter are safe!"
It was like a powerful thunderbolt on a sunny day, directly slashing the three people inside and outside the house.
Lin Ying was frightened, opened an eye, and guessed in a panic: It can't be such a coincidence? The "daughter" they are talking about can't be me, right? I worked hard to climb out of the corridor but was "born", what is this?
Liu Dashan, who looked through the autumn water, was stunned, and muttered to himself in disbelief: "How can it be a daughter? Obviously he is a son, the reincarnated god monarch...... Who? Who is so unkind and changed my male baby to a female baby? No, this is my own family, no one dares to do this!"
Zhou's bark old face was wrinkled into a broken chrysanthemum, and the two mouse eyes kept aiming at the gate, while looking for the fastest escape route, he scolded in his heart: Thief God, can't you give some face and let the Liu family give birth to a male baby?
He complained in his heart, and his body quietly shrank back, ready to turn around and flee when he saw that the situation was not good. As for the cowherding baby Zhu Chongba, presumably people will not be embarrassed to see that he is a child. In times of crisis, friends of the dead are not dead and poor!
Unexpectedly, Liu Dashan reacted faster than Zhou Nose, his small universe exploded instantly, and suddenly transformed from an amiable great good man into a fierce and vicious green forest thief, grabbed Zhou Nose's collar, and roared angrily, "Dao Chief, what's going on? You obviously said that my son was the reincarnation of the greedy wolf star god, why is it a girl who comes out now? If you don't make it clear to me today, don't blame me for picking your skin!"
"The greedy wolf star god is also divided into male gods and goddesses. Zhou nose and mouth snorted, his mind quickly circled the earth 365 times, he couldn't escape, and at the critical moment, he couldn't show his cowardice! He pretended to pinch his fingers and calculate, and suddenly shouted in shock: "It's not good, the time is not right, your wife was born at the wrong time!"
Liu Dashan froze, "The time is wrong, can this child be born when he is born?
"But it's not, the poor road has been counted, but this stubble has not been counted. Zhou's nose pointed to the top of his head painfully, "Madame's seizure was still daytime, but at this time it was sunset and moonrise. The sun is the yang, the moon is the yin, your family should have a son, but because of the alternation of yin and yang, the time is reversed, and the child is delayed. Hey, if you are born half an hour early, no, no, you will be born half an hour early, and you will dare to guarantee that you are a son. ”
Liu Dashan let go of his hand in a dejected manner, fell to the ground with his buttocks, hugged his head and cried heartbreakingly. It turned out that it was not the Taoist chief who miscalculated the hexagram, but his daughter-in-law who was born at the wrong time. In the time of a stick of incense, his son is gone, woo, who else is more miserable than him!
"Ahem," Zhou cleared his throat and sighed inscrutablely: "Woe and blessing rely on, and blessing and misfortune lurk." In fact, it is a blessing that the god of the greedy wolf star has changed from a male god to a goddess, at least your child's life is worry-free. The ancient books call the greedy wolf star the 'killing star' and the 'peach blossom star', if it is a male god, it is a killing star, committing seven evils, killing constantly, and calamity, if it is a goddess, it is a peach blossom star, but it has another origin......"
Liu Dashanren's crying voice turned smaller, his head was exposed, his ears gradually erected, and he wanted to listen to it again, but when he saw Zhou Nose stop explaining, he had to wipe a handful of turbid tears, shook off a handful of snot, and asked angrily: "What if it's a goddess?"
Zhou nose leaned on Zhu Chongba, Zhu Chongba knew that it was time for him to play, but before the words could be spoken, the two rolled to the ground like balls, humming and chirping for a long time before they got up in embarrassment.
Don't think that five-year-old Zhu Chongba is a white, chubby and tender boy, this child has been malnourished and hungry since he was a child, and it is a miracle that he did not become an Ethiopian, so as soon as Zhou leaned on his nose, Zhu Chongba's thin body could not bear it.
A good Zhou nose was in danger, stood up and patted the dust off his body lightly, and said goodbye to Liu Dashan with unfinished intentions, "I'm sorry, Master Liu, Poor Dao can't leak the secret of heaven anymore, you also saw that God was punishing Poor Dao just now." ”
"This, this ......" Liu Dashan was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, hope turned into disappointment, and hope appeared in disappointment, how could he let Zhou's nose go.
This time, Zhou Nose didn't dare to lean on Zhu Chongba anymore, but quietly pulled Zhu Chongba's clothes.
Zhu Chongba hurriedly cheered up and said: "Master, I'm so hungry, we rushed to help his family guide the maze, but I didn't even drink a sip of water......
Liu Dashan suddenly had an epiphany, and hurriedly welcomed the two Taoist masters into the living room, and instructed the servants to quickly bring good wine and food, and carefully accompanied the smiling face after sitting down, "The Taoist may wish to chat while eating, I don't have any outsiders here, and I promise not to leak the secret ......."
Zhou didn't wash his hands, grabbed a chicken leg on the plate, bit it twice, hiccuped contentedly, and said leisurely: "It's hard to say, to be bigger, your child is the reincarnation of the greedy wolf star god, and the poor road has to worry about it;
"But?"
"But although Heaven has the virtue of a good life, it also has its fateful arrangement, and mortals are not allowed to interfere. So~~"
"So?"
"Therefore, if the poor road leaks the heavenly opportunity, it will lose its wealth at the least, and it will be lost at the worst, and the poor road will have to be cautious. ”
Liu Dashan can't catch the conversation, the loss of wealth is a small matter, if the family loses their lives because of the leakage of heaven, no one is willing to change it.
Zhou Nose kicked Zhu Chongba hard under the table.
Zhu Chongba was eating happily, and was suddenly startled, just stuck by a chicken bone, and his face was red and his neck was thick. Thanks to Liu Dashanren's "Pu Fan Divine Palm" slapping out the chicken bones in his throat, the little guy was able to save his life, lying on the table and intermittently saying: "Hasn't the master always taught the apprentices to do more good deeds and accumulate virtues? If you can help others, you will lose your belongings, and if your life is really in danger, it is worth saving your family's life with one life. The master should give Master Liu some guidance. ”
Zhou snorted his nose and laughed awe-inspiringly, "Hehe, the disciple is reasonable, and he is not in vain for the teacher to teach carefully on weekdays." The people in my Dao Sect want to do more good deeds and accumulate virtues, since this is the case, the poor Dao gave up this life to save the lives of Master Liu's family!"
"The great kindness of the two Taoist chiefs, Liu, has no words to repay. Liu has nothing else, and there is only one or two things in his property, and he will not let the two Taoist chiefs work in vain. Liu Dashan was so moved that he cried bitterly, holding Zhou's nose with his left hand and Zhu Chongba with his right hand, for fear that the two would run away, he turned his head and shouted outside the hall: "Come on, quickly seal fifty taels of silver to the Taoist." ”
Don't think fifty taels of silver is less, in the period of inflation at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, the banknotes issued by the central government were close to waste paper, gold and silver were hard goods, and one tael of silver could be exchanged for a thick pile of yuan bills, and it was still priceless, because they were all hidden in the pockets of corrupt officials and corrupt officials.
Zhu Chongba, who had never seen silver and had only touched a copper plate, stared at the silver ingots with white flowers, and his eyes were straight.
Zhou Bi resisted the urge to take a bite of the silver ingot, and pretended to shirk it, "How can this make it? My master and apprentice are not here for money." ”
Liu Dashan was afraid that the masters would not want to leak the heavenly secrets, half hard stuffed and half threatened, "This is a certain point of Liu's mind, and the Taoist chief doesn't have to be polite." Although Liu can't treat each other with his life, he doesn't want to fall behind, taking advantage of the Taoist in vain, and I believe that the Taoist will not hide anything from Liu in the matter of the little girl. ”
"Of course, of course. Master Liu treats each other with sincerity, and he can't say anything if he refuses to do so. Zhou Nose smiled and took the silver taels, weighed the weight, and carefully put it away. The greasy hand rubbed on the clothes, and slowly took out a red and black, crumpled silk thread from his arms, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "This is the 'Immortal Protector' handed down by Zhang Sanfeng's ancestor, the only one in the world." It protects immortals who have lost their mana when they descend to mortal dust. For the sake of Master Liu's sincere attitude, I will give it to you. ”
Liu Dashan stared at the "Immortal Protector Rope", which was not much cleaner than his home floor cloth, and did not reach out to take it, and asked with a confused face: "Dao Chief, I want to ask the little girl about it." ”
"What? I didn't tell you?"
"No, I don't. ”
Zhou patted his head, "Then I'll talk about it again, this time Master Liu has to listen carefully." ”
Zhu Chongba rolled his eyes when he heard it next to him, obviously he never said it, how could this become "talk again".
Liu Dashan also had doubts in his heart, but he didn't dare to interrupt out loud.
After a period of procrastination, Zhou Nose finally prepared the wording, and Lang Lang said: "Although the greedy wolf actress god is destined to commit peach blossoms, she can actually control the powerful people, and with the immortal protection rope handed down by Zhang Sanfeng's ancestor, it will be smooth sailing and courage from now on." And the greedy wolf star itself represents rights and desires, so the people reincarnated by this star god are all dragons and phoenixes among people, men are extremely human ministers, and women are phoenixes in the world! Remember! Remember!" After saying that, he looked left and right, and solemnly admonished: "Today's events, the three of us can know about it, and don't spread it out." ”
Liu Dashanren's cheeks trembled, and his mouth trembled, "You, you said that my daughter will be the queen in the future?"