It is said that at the welcome dinner of the 096844 Writers Training Class, Lin Xiaoan was lucky to win the super invincible luxury grand prize of [Editor-in-Chief One-on-One Guidance].

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One morning, Lin Xiaoan came to the editor-in-chief's office with excitement and some apprehension.

Editor-in-chief Cui is still the smiling Maitreya look: "Xiao An, come, sit down." Today, let's just chat, chat, don't be nervous, you can talk freely. ”

Lin Xiaoan didn't say a word, and patted the sycophants first: "I can get the personal guidance of the editor-in-chief, and the little one is really grateful for the luck of the three lives!"

Editor-in-chief Cui held the style of a life mentor and bowed slightly: "I am very pleased that you have such an awareness." Have you had any writing problems lately? Let's talk about it. ”

Lin Xiaoan sat upright: "The editor-in-chief is big, that's the case, my new book "My Family's System is Unreliable", the data is not satisfactory, what do you see?"

Editor-in-Chief Cui: "I also read your book, how can I say it, you want to follow the path of daily funny complaints, right?"

Lin Xiao'an's chick nodded in a rice-pecking style.

Editor-in-chief Cui shook his head and said, "The biggest problem is here." You elementary school students always think that this type is easy to write, and you just get mixed up with water...... That's not right!"

Editor-in-Chief Cui suddenly raised his voice and waved his hand vigorously: "Big mistake!"

"Now there are all kinds of jokes on the Internet, and there are fewer and fewer stalks that can make readers smile, not to mention that you use some old stalks? If you are not happy with the collection, you will not be happy with the recommendation ticket. If the recommended ticket is not happy, then everyone will not be happy. ”

Lin Xiaoan humbly asked: "Then what should I do?"

Editor-in-Chief Cui had a serious face: "Don't always be forcibly funny, gags are already Ultraman." Your protagonist already has the most popular cute (system) pet (system) setting, you can add more interaction between humans and beasts, attract more shovel officials to reward, and the data will look good. ”

Lin Xiaoan hurriedly took out a small notebook and wrote it down: "Yes, yes, yes, the editor-in-chief is really a word that wakes up the person in the dream, like an empowerment!"

"The protagonist should also sell cuteness and stupidity appropriately, and sell corruption and festivals, in order to look good in data, everything that can be sold must be sold. ”

Editor-in-Chief Cui took a sip of tea and continued: "You still have one more question, this one is going to die." You write novels, and you don't even have a villain......"

Lin Xiaoan was interrupted as soon as he wanted to refute: "Don't think that you don't need a villain in your daily life, readers just want to see if it's cool to slap your face." If you don't get a few villains to pick up soap, how can you be embarrassed to say that you write online articles?!"

"And the scariest part...... Alas, Xiao An, I don't dare to say it, I'm afraid you will be hit......"

Lin Xiaoan felt a chill swishing from the soles of his feet to his head: "You said, I can bear it." ”

Editor-in-chief Cui was full of pain: "Now that I am a big flower country, it is the world of sweet parties, I have to add three spoonfuls of sugar to tomatoes, and your pen name is actually 'salty', do you say you are destined to hit the street?"

Seeing Lin Xiaoan's dejected appearance of crying without tears, Editor-in-Chief Cui seemed a little unbearable: "Oh! Don't be discouraged! Actually, you also have advantages." You see, you are a street fighter with your own group of relatives and friends, and with this foundation, you have a much higher starting point than others...... Have you heard of Amway?"

Lin Xiao'an opened his eyes and looked up at the ceiling sluggishly.

Seeing this, Editor-in-Chief Cui encouraged: "Millions of words to practice, you can finish the book and be a god! Your future is a sea of stars, come on, Sao Nian!"

After speaking, Editor-in-Chief Cui took out a flatbread from the drawer and handed it to Lin Xiaoan: "Na, this is a special flatbread for the fifteenth anniversary of our starting point, limited to 515 in the world, and only the platinum god can get it." I see that the two of us are fateful, and I will give you one too, don't let other people (streets) know!"

Lin Xiaoan took it and looked down: This big cake is really different, and a few words are spelled out with black sesame seeds on the cake surface-

Earning millions is not a dream!