Chapter 29 MLM Conference
When the world is at peace, the world begins to be busy. Are you tired of the steel jungle? Come to Dingzhu Village, and give you back a primeval jungle!
Have you been on the city of MSG, water-infused meat, gutter oil, catalyzed vegetables... Come to Dingzhu Village, green farmhouse food is waiting for you!
Are you depressed because of the daily haze? Come to Dingzhu Village, and give you a good mood for the blue sky and green forestγγγγγγγγ β
This is Li Chen's first scarf, the scarf for advertising!
As soon as it was sent, the comments kept climbing:
"The Throne"
"Bench"
"The chrysanthemums of the first two explosions"
"The building is crooked before it starts, I'll straighten it out: Is there a team to see the 'Golden Pimple' together?"
"The scarf of millions of fans, the first scarf was actually an advertisement, and there is no one left!"
"I want to see this ad 666. β
"The world is so hot, I want to see it, but unfortunately I don't have the money. β
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The next day, Li Chen came to the village chief's house to inform him of the matters and ideas for preparing to receive tourists, and asked the village chief to inform the villagers to hold a village meeting, and Li Chen wanted to talk about the precautions for receiving tourists.
Before I could get home, the radio rang out unexpectedly, and the loud voice of the village chief spread throughout the village, "Attention all villagers, please note that the village meeting will be held at eight o'clock tonight, and a representative from each family will come to the meeting, which is related to whether you can make money and the development of the village in the future, everyone must come on time!"
For example, when a village meeting is held in a rural area, there will always be people who do not come or procrastinate, because generally the village meeting is simply a quarrel, as long as there is a little difference of opinion, one by one they will fight for each other, but how can there be no disagreement when there are too many people?
Over time, many people with light voice deliberately dragged the meeting to end quickly, or simply didn't come!
At eight o'clock, sure enough, everyone came together, after all, this is a matter of making money, and you must come!
The village chief walked to the stage and said, "Today's village meeting is about tourists, Xiao Chen said, there may be a group of people coming to our village to play in the next two days." So, Xiao Chen asked me to call you all over and explain the specific things. β
The following is hand-to-ear, so lively.
"Someone is really coming! Doesn't that mean that you don't have to go out in the future, and you can earn money at home?"
"Isn't it just food and shelter? β
"Brother Yuhua gave birth to a good son!"
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After Li Chen stepped on stage, he was not stage frightened, after all, they were all villagers.
"Hello grandparents, aunts and uncles, what about me, γγγγγ today β
"Chenzi, I'm not your uncle!" Before Li Chen could finish his opening remarks, he was teased by a voice!
Li Chen looked over, it was the uncle's son Li Manfeng, and at this time he was being 'beaten' by the uncle! Obviously, the uncle was also speechless to him.
But then again, Li Manfeng is indeed not an uncle, and he is right!" "But can you not interject, can you not care about these small details! I didn't see that Li Manchang, the seventh year old son of the eighth uncle, was looking at it with a smile, and he didn't refute it!" Li Chen thought angrily.
Although I thought so in my heart, I did say something else, "Okay, brothers and sisters, nephews and nieces." The audience was even more amused by this episode! It's not that rural people have a low laugh, it's just that this atmosphere needs a kind smile!
After the laughter subsided, Li Chen continued: "Today, I'm here to tell you about the precautions that tourists need after they come, and you don't think it's just a simple reception!"
"First of all, I want to ask you if you want to grow for the long term or just do you want to do it once. β
As expected, the villagers are not stupid and will say that they will do long-term development!
"Well, long-term development is about retaining tourists and making them feel that they are worth their money!"
"So, what makes a tourist feel that they are worth the money? Is it the service, is it the material quality, is it the scenery? is it wrong! is the attitude!"
"Tourists who come to the tourist need these things, but not all, the most important thing is the attitude! to make them feel like they are coming home, not going somewhere. 'Return' or 'go' can live in the hearts of tourists and decide the fate of our village!" Li Chen felt that he was holding a pyramid scheme conference, specially brainwashing!
"How can we make tourists feel like they are going home?" Li Chen felt that the more he spoke, the smoother he became, and he sighed in his heart: I am really a MLM talent in the 21st century!
"First, the tourists who come to our village try to let them live in our house! β
"Second: Don't treat them as guests, treat them specially! Whoever comes to stay at the house, eat for free, what you eat, what they eat. And if you want to add vegetables, you can discuss with us to buy them, and I will set up a sign at the entrance of the village to explain it at that time. β
"Third: There can be no malicious behavior, such as deliberately not giving paper to the toilet, deliberately putting insects in the quilt, and so on. There was a burst of laughter below, well, the villagers can understand the meaning only if they say something local, otherwise they won't understand some lofty words.
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After listening, the villagers who want to open a homestay come to me to sign up, and I can count and classify them. β
"Let's talk about welfare first, I am alone with the money for this welfare, to support the development and prosperity of our village!" Li Chen will not be an unknown Lei Feng, otherwise, who will be Lei Feng in the future.
Many people complained on the Internet: Celebrities do charity for hype! And in my opinion, this is not unavoidable! After all, there is no return for paying, so how many people are willing to pay?
At least they're helping the poor, aren't they! As long as the money spent on hyping up this thing doesn't exceed the money donated by charity, then in my opinion, they're good!
"The benefits are, first: all people who open a homestay can receive a bed package, which includes a set of soft beds, quilts, mosquito nets, etc., each set is worth 5,000! Second: Every household installs a set of solar water heaters for free. Third: I cover the cost of wireless network in every household for three years. Fourth: If you open a homestay, I will send a computer!"
The villagers below fryed the pot.
"I just calculated, there are more than 200 households in our village, so Xiao Chen has to pay more than 2 million. β
"When did Xiao Chen become so rich, according to Yuhua's braggart character, we don't even know!"
"I'm going to open that homestay. β
"I'm going to open it too, sit and collect money, it's a fool not to open it, anyway, it's every day at home!"
Li Chen quietly watched the villagers pretending to be forced, and waited for the voice to gradually subside, before he said: "Below, it is the rules that need to be followed to open a homestay, as the saying goes, there are no rules and no circle, for the future good life of our village, I hope you will listen carefully." β
"I will send you a list of rules when the meeting is dismissed, and I will first briefly and roughly say: First, you can't defecate casually! (This is very common in rural areas) Second, in order to maintain the image of our village, if there are any contradictions in the future, you can't 'fire' privately (that is, fighting, scolding), you can go to the village committee to solve them. Third..... β
After Li Chen finished speaking, the village chief took over Li Chen's right to speak and said:
"Everyone will distribute 100 points, when the time comes, every guest who comes to play, there will be an evaluation that needs to be checked, there are very satisfied, satisfied, dissatisfied, very dissatisfied four levels, and there are dissatisfaction reasons for the comments below, if there are villagers who are complained, then the money earned that day will be collected and kept in the village, and the corresponding points will be deducted! If you want to get it back, then you need to wait for the points to reach 100 points. If the points are less than 50, the money will be collected into the village's unified management provident fund and become public property!"
"As for points, 100 out of 100. Get a very satisfied, add 1 point, be satisfied plus 0.5 points, be dissatisfied minus 5 points, be very dissatisfied minus 10 points! If you have different opinions on the complaints of tourists, you can submit an application to the village committee, if it is really unreasonable tourists, the village committee will help you correct the points. This is the response that Li Chen discussed with the village chief, after all, verbal restraint does not work for the villagers.
Looking at the villagers below who didn't have much commotion, Li Chen exhaled, although they were all small things, many villagers were very disgusted by the constraints.