017 I have nothing to say when I eat tofu

After Gao Jinbang went home, he turned the corpse turtle over and turned it over to study, which was nothing special.

Corpse turtles only appear near the most ferocious corpses.

The drowned baby girl, the corpse turtle crawled out of the grave, Gao Jinbang didn't think it was strange. But the corpse turtle actually crawled into the village and climbed to the door of Gao Daqiang's house, and Gao Jinbang was a little worried.

Finding an empty jar, Gao Jinbang stuffed the corpse turtle into it and sealed the mouth of the altar tightly.

The corpse turtle came to the door of Gao Daqiang's house, and his intuition told him that there would be something unusual happening in Gao Daqiang's house.

Gao Jinbang was lying on the bed, thinking about what would happen to Gao Daqiang's family over and over again, but he couldn't guess a name. Only one thing is certain, and it is never a good thing.

When the sky was bright, Ouyang Lan got up to wash rice and cook porridge, she was like a diligent little daughter-in-law.

Tang Yanran also made an exception to get up early in the morning, and ran over to urge Gao Jinbang: "Get up!" Get up! Slacker! ”

Gao Jinbang was speechless for a while, Tang Yanran must have thought of going to the city today, and she was very excited.

In fact, Tang Yanran was angry at that time to come to the village to serve as a teacher, and now that she has left the flower world in the city, she has stayed up for a few days, and naturally misses the life in the city.

Being able to bring jade skin cream into the city made Tang Yanran happier than being able to sell it for 200,000 yuan.

"Tututu-" After breakfast, Gao Jinbang drove Tang Yanran away.

Seeing Tang Yanran sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, naturally hugging Gao Jinbang's waist, Ouyang Lan was a little gloomy, but when they were far away, she touched her face, and said with a smile: "Ouyang Lan, you already live with Brother Gao, if you work hard, you may not be worse than Teacher Tang." ”

The road in Spoon Handle Village is very bumpy, and this time Gao Jinbang was afraid that Tang Yan would be annoyed, so he drove very carefully. But the road conditions are so bad, it's not like you can dodge if you want to, and the sensitive parts of Tang Yanran's body are still rubbing on Gao Jinbang's back from time to time.

Whenever this happens, Gao Jinbang will scold apologetically: "This way! ”

Tang Yanran saw Gao Jinbang's cautious appearance, the motorcycle was not much faster than walking, and couldn't help but smile: "Gao Jinbang, how much money did you bring?" ”

"Five hundred."

"Won't you bring more?"

Gao Jinbang didn't say anything, and 500 yuan was already all his money.

"Five hundred yuan, I can only buy you a set of eye-catching clothes." Tang Yanran pondered.

"I don't have to buy clothes." It is not easy for Gao Jinbang to make money, and he is reluctant to buy clothes.

"What do you know?" Tang Yanran slapped Gao Jinbang and said, "You think that jade skin cream is so easy to change money, you have to find customers, you have to negotiate the price, you are too poorly dressed, what will others think of you." ”

"Oh, too. This money is for others to see. Gao Jinbang choked Tang Yanran.

"You-" Tang Yanran pinched Gao Jinbang's waist again, and pinched it on the soft meat.

"Don't move, it's going to roll over!" Gao Jinbang was in pain and anxious, "Auntie, isn't it okay to rely on you?" ”

"Hmph, you have no conscience, do you think this money is for me to spend? Do you like to buy it or not! That tone sounded quite like the taste of a resentful woman.

When the motorcycle got on the concrete road, it became faster. After a short time, I have arrived in Xinghe Town.

As soon as the rehabilitation pharmacy opened, the owner of Sun Daqing was dismantling the door panel, and when he looked up, he saw Gao Jinbang driving his motorcycle to the front of the store. And behind Gao Jinbang, Tang Yanran was hugging him like a little daughter-in-law.

Gao Jinbang is also a little famous in this Xinghe Town, and the news of his resurrection has spread to the town. Seeing Gao Jinbang, Sun Daqing was not very surprised.

Gao Jinbang planned to put the motorcycle in Sun Daqing's shop, Sun Daqing had no opinion on this, and when he helped Gao Jinbang push the motorcycle in, he also squeezed his eyebrows at Gao Jinbang and said: "Gao Jinbang really has you, a flower-like beauty, why is it cheap for you Gao Jinbang!" ”

"Sun Fatzi, don't talk nonsense, I have something urgent to do when I enter the city, and it just so happens that Teacher Tang can help, so I will ask her to go with me."

"Something? Ghost believes! However, Gao Jinbang, I have to remind you that Mr. Tang followed you because you died for her once, but this woman, if you really want her to die, you still have to her first, only when the raw rice is cooked and cooked, it is proper. Gao Jin Bang, you have to start when you need to start! ”

"Fat Sun, keep your mouth clean, I'm not the kind of person you think, and Teacher Tang is not what you think, you'll know it later."

Gao Jinbang was worried that Sun Daqing was arrogant, and when Tang Yanran heard it, he had to suffer again, so he hurriedly left the rehabilitation pharmacy......

The shuttle bus at eight o'clock is rare and punctual.

Gao Jinbang and Tang Yanran got into the car, this car is a stuffy jar, as long as it can be stuffed, as many people will stuff it in.

In the morning, fishmongers often bring fish into the city, and the smell is really unpleasant.

Today, the car was loaded with two baskets of fish, and the fishy smell went straight to the nostrils.

Gao Jinbang is not good at grabbing seats with others, so Tang Yanran is even more difficult to grab, neither of them sat in the seats, and they were squeezed together.

"You're in mind, right?" Tang Yanran stepped on the high gold list.

There are more and more people in the car, and a girl like Tang Yanran is definitely one in ten thousand in this place in Xinghe Town. Some men also like to squeeze this side, intentionally or unintentionally, Tang Yanran has a bitter face. Last time, she spent thirty yuan to buy a window seat, but this time she didn't bring the money out, she can't ask Gao Jinbang to buy a seat.

Moreover, the 500 yuan of Gao Jinbang, according to her plan, is already stretched.

Seeing Tang Yanran's bitter appearance, Gao Jinbang's arms opened slightly, creating a space for Tang Yanran.

Although there are many people in the car, Gao Jinbang is like an iron tower pestle there, and his arms are not moving, this action is not something that ordinary people can carry.

Tang Yanran was a little moved. But the smell of the car was really unbearable, and when the car started and the car was bumpy, Tang Yanran suddenly felt nauseous, and she wanted to vomit.

"What, are you going to throw up?" Seeing that Tang Yanran was so uncomfortable that she covered her mouth, Gao Jinbang hurriedly asked.

Tang Yanran nodded, she didn't dare to speak, she was afraid that she would vomit with one mouth.

Gao Jinbang was suddenly anxious, if this Tang Yanran spit it out, it would be nothing to spit out on him, but there were so many people in the car, it would not be good to spit on others.

Gritting his teeth, Gao Jinbang looked very flustered and shouted loudly: "Please help me, my wife is pregnant, the car is too crowded, she can't stand it, she is going to vomit, which kind person will give up a window seat." ”

After all, there are still many good people, and immediately two passengers by the window stood up.

Tang Yanran didn't dare to speak, and glared at Gao Jinbang with her eyes, the meaning was too obvious: "Gao Jinbang, what are you talking nonsense, are you eating aunt and grandmother's tofu?" ”

"Extraordinary moments, extraordinary actions." Gao Jinbang gestured with his eyes.

Tang Yanran really couldn't help but vomit, so she had to ignore Gao Jinbang and go to the window seat.

After sitting down, the air outside blew in, and she suddenly felt much more comfortable, and the disgusting reaction was gone.

The seat was made by a somewhat thin boy wearing black-rimmed glasses. Now, he and Gao Jinbang are crowded together.

"Huh?" The skinny boy's armpits emitted a smell worse than the fishy smell in the car.

It's a fox smell, and it's a very powerful kind.

"How can I get this boy to be willing to let me help him cure the fox smell?" Gao Jinbang wanted to help this boy, but he was worried that he might not be able to trust him.

Although fox odor is not a serious disease, it is completely impossible to cure it by medicine, and there is a certain failure rate of surgery to remove apocrine glands. Gao Jinbang was thinking about how to make this boy believe that he could really help him cure the fox smell, instead of treating himself as a god stick and a liar.