Chapter 097: Donkey Training
"Uncle Xiaoxu, when will your bread be made!"
As soon as Wen Xu came back from the shed of the greenhouse, he saw the little babies Yuanbo and Da Leizi, and these little things that only remembered to eat began to inquire when there was bread to eat. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Wen Xu said to these little skin monkeys: "You little things, if you use this energy to study, you mother and son will not use you to practice iron sand palms as soon as you send a report card!" ”
Yuanbei scratched his door and said confidently: "Uncle, can you blame us for not doing well in this test?" The teachers who asked me were stupid, and asked me that I had three bananas and five apples at home, and I ate two bananas, and my sister ate one and there were a few left, isn't this nonsense, I don't think it's possible, so I asked the teacher on the paper, when did my mother buy it? The teacher got angry and told me to call the parents."
"Okay, big hairy egg, you're good enough!" Wen Xu was made to cry and laugh by this kid, the teacher asked you to do arithmetic, who said that your family really has it.
Mao Dan's sister, Er Maoya is very focused, she has been looking at Wen Xu with dark eyes, but her hand grabbed her brother's cuffs, and she kept muttering to her brother in her mouth: "Bread, bread!" ”
"Yes, uncle, your bread can't be baked yet, we're all dying" Da Lei couldn't help but asked Wen Xu again.
"Bake, why don't you bake, but your Uncle Guangsheng doesn't have much time these days, didn't the village say that the bridge was going to be built, they went over to help, and when they were done, I built the stove, you didn't see that my bricks were pulled back, just waiting for someone to come" Wen Xu said.
The little babies are also coaxing, and when they hear this, they are peaceful, and after a while they arrive at Xin'er, they go to play while they start to make noise about peek-a-boo, play house, and so on.
Wen Xu returned to the courtyard of his house, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the troublesome, the scum lewdly sticking to the corner of the wall and walking to his food bowl, and the demon king was standing on the branch holding the peanuts in his hand while gnawing and supervising the route of the scum.
Whoa, whoa!
Every now and then, the scum will howl twice. Sometimes the demon king will be beaten even if the scum takes a very standardized route, and it is estimated that the demon king wants to defeat the class when he is interested.
The yard is so noisy, Wen Xu also has a problem taming the donkey, the big brown donkey is much stronger than Wen Xue thought, the typical rush does not leave, fighting backwards, Wen Xu's side has not taken the donkey for two days, so that the flour that is ground out is still so much when the second brother Wen Shigui left the mill.
As soon as I entered the courtyard, I heard someone outside the courtyard calling me
"Uncle Xu, someone from my family is here today, come to your greenhouse to pick a few loofahs and two eggplants"
I don't know whose daughter-in-law it is, standing in the courtyard and shouting.
Wen Xu didn't think about anything, and replied directly loudly: "Go, since it's to greet guests, pick a little more!" ”
"Hey, thank you, uncle!"
Wen Xu hung in the house for a while, originally thinking about practicing calligraphy or something, but he kept thinking about the donkey in his heart, and he couldn't practice at all, so he simply stopped practicing the words, and went directly to tame the donkey, Wen Xu didn't believe it, and he couldn't tame the sick donkey.
Thinking of this, Wen Xu put down the brush in his hand, wiped his hands and walked out of the small study, out of the yard and towards the Qinglongwa who tied the donkey.
Arrived at the bottom of the hill of Qinglongwa, the place where the donkey is tied has become a small tree into a forest, the donkey is tied to a small pine tree with a thick bowl mouth, the reins are very long, about more than six meters, although there is a forest, but the space grass here is still very lush, and the big brown donkey eats very happily here.
When Wen Xu approached, the donkey also saw Wen Xu coming, the guy immediately raised his head, and then turned to aim his ass at his new master, Wen Xu tried to turn several directions, but he couldn't get close to the thing.
Wen Xu was really angry, he copied the whip directly from the space, took turns to draw it, and after a few whips, this thing understood that it was not a good way to use his ass against Wen Xu. This thing is also a bit of an IQ, and it is estimated that it is not once or twice to fight against humans, and the familiar ones began to run around the pine trees in circles, and this Wen Xu had to follow the fight, chasing and fighting for about half an hour, Wen Xu began to sweat all over his body and panted.
"You can do it! You can do it! Wen Xu pressed his hands on his knees, looked at the donkey who was looking at him four or five meters away, and gasped for breath.
The big brown donkey looked at Wen Xu, and he screamed proudly, as if he had won a battle.
Wen Xu didn't go around with it like this, his brain flashed, and he couldn't help but feel that he was really stupid, he had nothing to do and what to do here with a donkey! Naoma enters the space to see how it tosses with itself in the space.
Thinking of this, he directly reached out to untie the rope on the pine tree, and then directly threw the goods into the space, and then followed into the space.
As soon as he arrived at the space, the big brown donkey was a little confused, turning his head left and right, and he couldn't understand where he was.
Seeing Wen Xu appear in front of him in a flash, the donkey suddenly retreated a few steps, still looking at Wen Xu in a stunned manner.
"......Uhh Woo! ”
After a while, the donkey made another smug cry and began to provoke his new master.
Wen Xu looked at the appearance of this goods, and couldn't help but smile and start his consciousness.
In this way, the donkey suddenly felt that he had 'risen' from the ground, and when he lowered his head, he found that he was not like from the ground, but really from the ground, and the four hooves had left the ground almost a foot high, which made the donkey very panicked, and kept shaking its four legs to get out of this state that made him very uneasy, but unfortunately no matter how it shook it, it was useless.
"......Uhh Woo! ”
This time the cry was not a provocation, but a panic, and soon the donkey found that something even more panicked was coming, and his four hooves could not move even his neck, his head, and the little tail hanging behind his buttocks.
It's the kind of person who is obviously conscious, but he loses control of his body, as if he is paralyzed, this situation suddenly frightens the donkey, and the one who opens his mouth and whines is called a miserable!
Wen Xu can be regarded as a breath of evil in his heart, feeling that the donkey's bark is also ugly, which makes people upset when he listens, and a consciousness, the donkey's open mouth can no longer make the slightest sound, only the ears of the two big donkeys can still turn around, like an antenna.
Wen Xu picked up the whip again and walked in front of the donkey, swaggering and pointing at the donkey with the whip rod: "Sample, give me another!" ”
Syllable! Shook up the whip and began to pump it on the donkey's body, and muttered while pumping: "You are unlucky in this life, when you meet me, I will let you taste Wu Zetian's moves to train horses!" ”
After a dozen whips, Wen Xu felt that it was almost enough, and left the donkey for more than ten steps, and then let go of the household from his 'consciousness'.
As soon as I let go of the donkey, I saw the big brown donkey collapse to the ground with a snap, and it took about two or three minutes before he slowly stood up.
As soon as Wen Xu raised his foot, he immediately saw the recovered donkey once again holding the head door at him.
"Huh! I don't think you've fought enough! ”
After speaking, he played the donkey again!
After a few times, the donkey finally got a little bit of intelligence, knew that he was no match for the new master, and knew how he behaved without being beaten.
Wen Xu approached the donkey, the big brown donkey was finally honest, and it turned out that no matter how stubborn the donkey was, he would succumb to the leather whip, thinking of this, Wen Xu proudly stretched out his hand and grabbed the big donkey's ears, and said, "That's right!" Pull your grind well and do your job! The best forage to eat, otherwise, the leather whip donkey meat shredded tube protection"
Seeing that the donkey has now deeply understood his own special policy: if he is disobedient, he will be beaten, and he will be hung up and beaten with his whole body!
Wen Xu felt that it was okay to train like this, so he pulled the donkey out of the space.
This time the big brown donkey was really more obedient, Wen Xu took the reins, and the big brown donkey honestly followed Wen Xu behind him and walked towards the mill, and when he arrived at the mill, Wen Xu put the splint on the splint and hung the hook on the grinding rod.
"Drive!"
With just a shout, the big brown donkey immediately began to pull the mill and turn it around, without any stubbornness.
Wen Xu put wheat in the grinding eye, and said to himself: "If you don't fight the things that can't be made, you have to force me to make a heavy hand!" ”
A series of white noodles were pushed out from between the grinding teeth, and then back to the grinding eyes, after a few back and forth, almost saw wheat peel, Wen Xu grabbed the flour and put it in the palm of his hand, and after rubbing it back and forth a few times, he felt that it was almost suitable for his own use, so he put the flour away and put it in the noodle pocket he had prepared a long time ago.
Seeing that there was no one around, Wen Xu placed the noodle pocket in his own space again.
For a whole day, Wen Xu spent his time in the mill, and at first it was quite interesting, but it was a little boring after a long time, after all, it was all repetitive labor, and every other time he had to add some wheat or something to the mill, and he stood alone in the mill, and he could only talk to the donkey, and he didn't need to experience how boring it was to think about it.
Others don't know how, anyway, Wen Xu himself is unwilling to do this work anymore, he doesn't want to do the work, but the noodles always have to be grinded, so Wen Xu began to think about how to design an automatic funnel machine, let it leak wheat and other grains at a certain speed, so that he can grind the flour that he wants, and he doesn't have to stare so hard all the time.
If you want to be lazy, you have to use your brain! Wen Xu's little brain then turned up, and began to design a funnel for his mill, when designing, Wen Xu thought deeply and understood, not only to consider the leakage of grain, but also to consider how the funnel hanging in the mill and the grinding plate to catch the grain leaked from the funnel, you must know that the grinding eye on the grinding disc is not in the center, the grinding eye is on one side, and the grinding eye is also rotating when the grinding is rotating, and it rotates to the center of the grinding disc, on a round edge.
As soon as he thought about things, Wen Xu was a little distracted, and stood next to the grinding plate and began to think about his new lazy device, not knowing that at this time the donkey had already stood behind him.
Because he was beaten hard by Wen Xu, he naturally remembered the grudge in his heart, the big brown donkey had an IQ, and the big brown donkey stood for a while and found that Wen Xu was motionless, like a wooden man, and naturally began to think carefully.
At the beginning, the donkey didn't have the courage to speak hard, after all, he had only been beaten a few times, and the time of the beating had not yet passed, and the donkey's little heart had not yet fully healed, and the fear of Wen Xu in his heart would not be able to subside for a while and a half?
So, the 'smart' big brown donkey stretched out his mouth and gently bit Wen Xu's back!
At first, there was no strength at all, Wen Xu was caught up in his thoughts, and he couldn't experience anything at all.
Seeing that the hateful person in front of him didn't react, the big brown donkey waited for a while and stretched out his mouth again, this time it sped up a little bit of strength, but this time most of the power bit on the clothes, Wen Xu only felt a little itchy on his back, and he didn't think that the big donkey behind him was about to 'down' to himself, and Wen Xu, who was in thought, just shrugged his shoulders back and forth, rubbing the itch.
The big brown donkey didn't react when he saw it! Isn't that a good time for revenge? Suddenly opened his big mouth and crossed directly to Wen Xu's back, and took a hard bite.
"Fuck me!"
At this moment, Wen Xu jumped up directly, and he jumped three feet high, and jumped directly to the outside of the mill, even if he was outside the mill, he couldn't stop jumping while reaching out to his back, but unfortunately the bite on his back was also damaged a little, rub? Can't rub it, scratch it? If you can't scratch it, let Wen Xu jump straight to his feet!
"......Uhh ......Uhh Woo! ”
The big brown donkey made a cheerful cry!