Early in the morning, Waldo Music News reported a rather absurd news -

"All the members of the world's top symphony orchestra Bamburg Orchestra accepted the invitation of a holiday college in China to become a nominal teacher, and it is reported that the members of the Bamburg Orchestra have returned to Germany to receive a special teacher qualification certificate. ”

The special teacher qualification certificate is completely different from the senior teacher qualification certificate, the intermediate teacher qualification certificate, etc., first of all, almost all celebrities can receive it, such as a pianist who is well-known all over the country, and can get it by going to the Federation of Literary and Art Circles.

The nominal teacher is more as the name suggests, in the college, there is time to teach one or two classes, but most of the time has their own things, only the salary, the nominal teacher is free, and there is also how much a class is, this depends on the college itself to discuss.

Such a news from Huadu Music News immediately aroused heated discussions.

"I feel that Waldo Music Newspaper is selling cuteness again. ”

"Then I didn't hear of the Bamburg Orchestra, and then I googled it, and I was stunned, one of the three major symphony orchestras in Germany, and it is also one of the top ten orchestras in the world alongside the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra, the Berliner Philharmonic Orchestra and other world-famous orchestras, and then ...... This kind of orchestra has become a nominal teacher in an academy, do you dare to fake it again?"

"There are so many of the top ten orchestras in the world, the Toronto Symphony Orchestra, the NHK Symphony Orchestra, the Czech Philharmonic Orchestra and so on are more than ten world-famous orchestras, and there is no way to arrange them, but one thing is certain, there is no doubt that the Bamburgh Orchestra is the world's top symphony orchestra, and I would like to know which holiday college is so inhuman. Ask for a name. ”

Some people speculated, "Is it the best forest academy among the holiday colleges?"

Someone immediately retorted: "Ouch, don't be funny, don't talk about Forest Academy." Even the Central Conservatory of Music does not have this kind of big money, you must know that the violinists, violistists, cellists, trumpeters, French trumpeters, etc. of the Bamburg Orchestra may be exaggerating to say that the professorial level is high. However, the level of special teacher is proper, although it is only a nominal teacher, but how many people are in a symphony orchestra? ”

There are all kinds of speculations, but the newspaper did not make any statement on this news, and the editor-in-chief of the newspaper, Lao Sheng, has come to Wudu TV.

"Is everything arranged today, Chief Wang?" asked Lao Sheng, playing the piano.

Director Wang is actually the deputy director of Wudu TV, and he also set the promotional video of Qinglan Academy. As a local TV station, Wudu Satellite TV and Sichuan Satellite TV are like two difficult brothers, basically there is no sense of existence, not to mention the national market, they can only collect audiences in the city.

"Editor-in-Chief Li, don't worry. Director Wang is about forty years old, with a beer belly, and the fat on his cheeks shakes when he laughs: "The TV station has also broadcast such a college promotional video before. ”

In the earth, the promotional videos of this kind of academy are generally only posted on the Internet, and one is only a few minutes, at most five minutes. But because of the existence of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles in Lanxing, as well as this deformed world view, it is normal for the college promotional film to be broadcast on the TV station.

In fact, what walks into Peking University, what walks into Tsinghua University, and what walks into the forest fairy tale (Forest College), etc., the colleges attach great importance to the promotional film. Twenty minutes is the foundation, half an hour is average, no fifty or sixty minutes dare to say that they have made a good promotional film?

It's like walking into Blue Academy. It's 80 minutes, and then 10 minutes. It's almost a movie.

The perspective turned to Lu Shichen, and the sun was already shining in the sky. The sun was shining on his buttocks, but he was still asleep like a dead pig, and the warm sunlight was like a lover's Qianqianyu hand caressing his face, reflecting a perfect silhouette arc.

"Uh-huh......" groaned, but he didn't get up there, but turned over and continued to sleep, holding the quilt with both hands as if holding a doll, tightly hugging the quilt The whole body slept in a reclining way, his head was attached to the bed, his mouth was slightly open, and he didn't know what kind of food dream he was doing, only the pillow that had been placed had been kicked to the ground.

Lu Shichen is a person who does not lie in bed, this time it is definitely for a reason, yesterday he used the Dafa of fooling, although he successfully fooled everyone in the Banbao Orchestra into being a nominal teacher in Qinglan Academy, but he also paid a painful price.

First of all, a bottle of beer was jointly poured by Kaibert and Yoshikawa Akiho, and you didn't see a cup poured when you invited Zhu Lang to dinner for the first time, let alone a bottle, and Lu Shichen was unconscious on the spot.

"Silu got up and ate. I.M. Pei slammed on the door, but there was silence in the room, and after more than ten minutes of knocking, there was still no use, and finally gave up.

Nietzsche once said that the light of the day can understand the depth of the darkness of the night.

Similarly, no matter how deep the darkness of the night is, it is not as hungry as Lu Shichen at this time.

I.M. Pei's cooking skills, although not as good as Lu Shichen's, can still get by, especially when he is very hungry, Lu Shichen let Yoshikawa Akibu and I.M. Pei see what it means to be in the wind.

Ninety percent of the dishes on the table were wiped out by Lu Shichen, and Yoshikawa Mingbu and I.M. Pei also took a few bites of rice, and when they saw that they were as ferocious as Lu Shichen, they had no appetite.

After eating and drinking, Lu Shichen lay on the sofa, while I.M. Pei went back to the house to read, and Yoshikawa Akiho and him were left in the living room.

Yoshikawa Akiho has the habit of keeping a diary every day, but this is not the point, the point is that Yoshikawa Akiho looked up at a messy table when he wrote a few words, and in just three minutes, he had already raised his head seven or eight times, and finally at the ninth time, he couldn't help it.

He said, "Go and clean up the table." ”

Lu Shichen lazily slumped on the sofa, glanced at Yoshikawa Mingbu with his eyes, and said, "Why don't you go." ”

"If it is said that it is distributed according to work, today's food is made by Uncle Pei, the vegetables are bought by me, and it is naturally your turn to wash them, according to the classification of benefits, you have eaten ninety percent of the meals today, and it is also your turn to wash, is there anything else to say?"

"You have a good point, I am speechless. I saw Lu Shichen slowly get up and stand up straight...... Yoshikawa Mingbu had an expression on his face that he knew you, but in the next second, he saw Lu Shichen stretch his waist, and then sat down slowly.

Yes, I sat down on the couch in a more comfortable way.

Yoshikawa Akiho was instantly angry and half dead, and glared angrily.

"Mingbu's words are like a slap in the face, but if you are too full, you should not exercise vigorously, and washing dishes is strenuous exercise for me, so I decided to ask a part-time worker to wash them all tomorrow. Lu Shichen said in a sincere tone.

Yoshikawa Mingbu was very angry, sitting in the living room, looking at the kitchen from time to time, this thing not only has a cleanliness habit but also obsessive-compulsive disorder, and finally couldn't bear it, so he came to the kitchen angrily and brought a layer of cotton gloves, a layer of plastic gloves, and began to wash dishes.

The sound of water "whooshing"......

Wudu Satellite TV, when he walked into Qinglan Academy, it was also broadcast, Lu Shichen retracted his gaze and watched, whether he could complete the task, he just watched it once!

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