I'm going to eat dumplings 8
"What don't you need, what if there is no artillery fight for the New Year, you don't care, this matter is on me, who told me in the first episode that you do things by hands rather than mouths, if you always talk and don't practice, who will believe me and promote me, who will give me a chance to prove me?"
Everyone was also frightened by the saltpeter and arsenic, and echoed: "No, no..."
Half a year ago, next to the well in the backyard, Xiao Guo washed his clothes...
"You can't learn if you don't know how to do it, no one laughs at you, you do things by your hands rather than your mouth, as the saying goes, just talk about not practicing fake tricks, talk about it wildly, the big truth is one set in one, you can't do anything, after a long time, who will trust you to promote you, who will give you the opportunity to prove yourself?"
The evidence is ironclad, Tong Xiangyu has no choice but to play tricks, and the most important thing is that she doesn't want to destroy Xiao Guo's beliefs, "What that sentence means to say... Forget it, you can get it if you want to, it's out! ”
"What are you doing?"
"Is it that serious?" Xiao Guo didn't care at all, and licked a few fingers as he spoke, and of course, he inevitably reprimanded.
Xiao Guo put the cannon battle on the grinding plate, holding a lit incense stick in his hand, "My cannon battle is not small, when you stay for a while, you will cover your ears tightly, I am not responsible for the deafness." ”
"It's nothing, keep your eyes open, look at my earth spring thunder!" Guo Furong didn't give a few people a chance to refuse at all, and then directly lit the fuse.
"Oh mom, it's on, it's on..."
Watching the lead burn shorter and shorter, until it didn't get into the artillery battle, Mo Xiaobei was a little impatient, "Why isn't it loud?" ”
The artillery battle did not go off...
Everyone had already dozed off, but the cannon battle still didn't go off...
Hearing Xiao Guo muttering nonsense there, Bai Zhantang woke up, "Why hasn't it sounded yet?" ”
"I'll take a look." Saying that, Mo Xiaobei, the bear child, was about to go over.
"That's a squib!"
"Hey, come back~"
It's rare that Big Mouth didn't quarrel with her: "Xiao Guo, you are really a man!" ”
"No, you're more of a man than a man!"
The most exaggerated is Mo Xiaobei, this little girl's 'affectionate' confession: "Sister Xiao Guo, the title of my next essay is the person I respect the most." ”
"It's not you..."
"Who else would it be?"
"Dear relatives, dear friends, Furong has gone~"
In the bgm of grief, Guo Furong trembled and picked up the cannonball, "This, this, why doesn't it sound?" ”
Xiao Guo's first reaction was that the artillery exploded, and he subconsciously threw the artillery out, and the rest of the people also hugged their heads and lay down...
"Mo Xiaobei!!"
"Okay, you guys just wait to eat my thin-skinned big filling, three fresh dumplings!"
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Looking at Xiao Guo, who was 'gray-faced (actually flour)', the shopkeeper said hello, "Oh, these are all your bags?" ”
"Oh, Xiao Guo, who wants to marry you..."The shopkeeper was about to praise her, but she saw Xiao Guo sticking dumplings with paste, and she was speechless.
The shopkeeper swallowed and reluctantly said, "It's still quite challenging to marry you." ”
"That's how all these dumplings stick together?"
"No, no, I've already had breakfast, why don't you just wrap it?"
Tong Xiangyu couldn't understand her brain circuit at all, and was very puzzled: "Then why don't you use a big mouth and noodles?" ”
"But...... You're so wet, under the pot, haven't they all spread out? ”
"Cotton thread? What are you doing here? ”
The shopkeeper's heart was even more bottomless, "This ...... Will this work? ”
Tong Xiangyu couldn't help but complain: "Then why don't you use a fishing line, when it's cooked, catch it and put it directly in your mouth, it's more fun." ”
Tong Xiangyu hurriedly grabbed her, "You better stick slowly, wait to eat." ”
Xiao Guo made dumplings with great interest, and Tong Xiangyu muttered to the side, "Which is a dumpling, it's clearly a bait." ”