185. I have a headache
Knowing that the Hundred Schools Sect Acceptance Examination would begin tomorrow, many people who had candidates in their families discussed it according to the exam questions at that time. First of all, Wang Xiangong only came back the day before yesterday, and yesterday there was a holy banquet to the curfew, to sum up, the wooden card mentioned in the list should be prepared tonight. Quietly send someone who is good at martial arts to explore the market after the curfew, and there may be a surprise. Secondly, the wooden card does not recognize people, we can gather the whole province to find it, or even buy it from others, so after pondering, it is not difficult to pass the guò in the first attempt.
The entire Chang'an City became lively because Wang Jue accepted disciples again, and the Lieutenant Chi Jingde's mansion was the most lively, and their family had a strong quarrel over whether their son still wanted to worship under the Hundred Schools.
Looking at the son with a terrier neck and a daughter-in-law who made sense, Wei Chi Jingde said angrily: "I know that the Mo family is also extraordinary, but you want to be a military general, and the strongest martial arts technique is in the hands of the hundred schools, how can you not go?
Yu Chi Baolin hummed: "I am very happy in Mojiabao, the teacher attaches great importance to cultivating me, and the elders personally teach me the art of war strategy. Whether it's my brothers or sisters, I was always called stupid by others, but they never disliked me. Daddy wants to learn the strongest martial arts, why don't you go to apprenticeship yourself, anyway, you also said that face is useless. My son won't go, but I don't want to be ridiculed by the scholars in Suiyuan anymore, I have to be embarrassed. ”
Wei Chi Jingde didn't know whether to be happy or angry when he heard this, and his son talked back to Lao Tzu, but the problem was that his stupid child who was not good at words would be sarcastic, and it seemed that the Mo family was also good at teaching the doorman. Looking at his son's insistent expression, and then looking at his daughter-in-law's pleading look, the big black bear said: "Okay, you can make progress in studying in the Mo family, and your father won't force you." ”
Seeing that he was about to go out after he finished speaking, Yu Chi Baolin hurriedly said: "Daddy, don't be angry, don't go out to drink." ”
Wei Chi Jingde walked to the door and looked back and said: "Your father is shameless, now if you want to go out and see where they hide the brand, take three yuan to participate in the re-examination first." ”
The two of them in the door were stunned, they were supposed to be sons and said casually, but Lao Tzu really thought it was a good idea. We are not afraid of losing face, I think that Chang'an will inevitably be lively this time, and I don't know how the saint will have a headache.
Li Shimin, who was mentioned, didn't expect to have a headache, he was hugging his daughter-in-law and baby silly.
In the palace, Li Shimin and Empress Changsun, with a few babies who can run and jump, are leaning forward and listening to the report of the guards in charge of patrolling tonight.
Regarding the preparation of wooden cards tonight, Wang Jue greeted Li Shimin after the banquet yesterday. People have paid so much for Datang, and Mr. Li will inevitably agree to this little thing. It's not all kind-hearted, Mr. Li is smart, he immediately thought of the question of possible cheating, and hoped to have the opportunity to see Wang Jue's jokes.
No, the joke is coming.
After reporting the situation, the guard said with a bitter face: "Holy Lord, can you send us some more manpower, there are people everywhere in the square after the curfew today." Ordinary people can say that many people are familiar with it, and they are all personal followers of various ministers' mansions. ”
Well, we can't let the workshop be too chaotic, and if we don't increase the number of people, Widow Wang will definitely think that we did it on purpose. Li Shimin pondered for a moment, "In this way, you go to Wei Chi Jingde and ask him to bring someone to inspect with you." "This candidate is not said casually, everyone knows that this person is not dealing with the widow Wang, and it is strange that he can help with his heart.
When the guard heard this, it was not a bitter face but a crying face, "Saint... Saint, General Wei Chi is also looking for someone who hides the sign in the street......"
"What?!"
This sentence shocked everyone in the room, didn't that Wei Chi Baolin go around saying that he would not take the exam, could it be that Wei Chi Jingde planned to force the child. In fact, even Empress Changsun also felt that Yu Chi Baolin had made progress, and it was a good choice to continue to study in the Mo family. As leaders, we can't just call people, but occasionally help our subordinates.
The emperor and queen looked at each other, and Li Shimin ordered: "Go and call Wei Chi Jingde." ”
In this case, being summoned by the saint, Boss Wei Chi Jingde was unwilling, there were too many people scrambling, if the people from Nanshan came over when he left, what could it be. Glaring at the guard who summoned him, don't think I don't know who sued him.
In the past, when they were in the palace of Qin Wangfu, these people who were close to Li Shimin were not uncommon to see Empress Changsun. With Li Shimin by his side, there is naturally no need to shy away from it. Originally, the mother of the country had to appear in the matter of disciplining the child. At this time, it was getting late, and Empress Eldest Sun didn't sell Guan Zi after seeing Wei Chi Jingde, "Jingde, we are all old acquaintances, and Pauline's child was also grown up by me." I saw that he had made great progress in his studies at the Mo family, and the child also liked the Mo family, so I might as well think more about the child's thoughts. As the saying goes, a twisted melon is not sweet, even if he is allowed to enter Wang Jue's door, he must be willing in his heart. ”
After Empress Changsun finished speaking, the scene continued to be quiet, and everyone was waiting for Yu Chi Jingde's answer. After a long time, a flush appeared on the big black bear's face, "I went to the market to find a sign not for Pauline, but for myself." ”
The words fell, and the scene fell into an eerie silence again. Looking at his brother's age, he also showed his face for martial arts, Li Shimin suddenly felt a little sad. and couldn't give an order to order the widow Wang to teach the sect to Jingde, Mr. Li was silent for a moment and said: "You are responsible for the safety of the workshop, and I don't know who Wang County sent over, and whether you need someone to protect you......"
I understand in seconds, the saint is thinking of helping us. Wei Chi Jingde's eyes were moist when he heard this, and he bowed hard, "Weichen Xie Shengshang is complete!"
By midnight, Nanshan had indeed arrived. When the heroes from all walks of life saw a few disciples of the Hundred Sects coming over with a large number of servants, they were as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. Except for Wei Chi Jingde, who can blatantly follow, the others can only hang from a distance or show their strong martial arts to follow.
Before the people from the Hundred Schools Sect came, Wei Chi Jingde only intimidated some of the people who went back. He didn't see all the current followers, these are all the entourages of his colleagues, if they all rush back, they will offend most of the court, and the big black bear is not stupid.
That's it, we have to peek at what you're doing wherever you go, and it will continue until dawn. The followers, including Wei Chi Jingde, were all dumbfounded, why did these people just just hang around and not do their business, and in the end, they simply yawned and went out of the city.
Wei Chi Jingde couldn't hold back in the end, he was also familiar with Zhou Qi, seeing that the hundred families were about to leave, he hurriedly grabbed Zhou Qi and asked, "Didn't you come to hide the wooden card? Why don't you see you acting?"
Zhou Qi covered his mouth and smiled when he heard this, "The teacher only let us hang out, and didn't hand us the wooden card." After speaking, he showed him his empty hands and shook his sleeves. See, the breeze on both sleeves.
The people who eavesdropped nearby were collectively dumbfounded, and many people wanted to slap themselves, why were they so stupid. Who is Wang Xiangong, how could such an obvious flaw be exposed for us to cheat. I think we must have used these people to divert our attention first, and someone else was really hiding the wooden card.
The idea was very correct, and at this time, Wang Jue walked over with Ah Lu in his arms. Just one word, let's take the test with real skills, and leave with the disciples and servants in style. Ah Lu in her arms was so tired that she snorted, and actually asked him to dig a hole, he was a pig and not a mouse!
The people, who had regretted being driven back, heard that General Lian Weichi had also been teased the next day, and they were full of enthusiasm. Since Wang Xiangong said that with real skills, I think she must have a trick to deal with cheaters, let's not think of some crooked tricks. This is the idea of a small number of intelligent people with real skills, and we must use real talents to learn to pass the exam!
Everyone knows yesterday's excitement, looking at the yawning in the court, you and I looked at each other without saying a word. Li Shimin was so happy that he asked the guards to report the results earlier, so that he didn't have to guess when he saw the reaction of the ministers in the early court. Hey, hey, I didn't watch the liveliness of the widow Wang, but I watched the liveliness of the parrot buddies, and I didn't lose it!
Li Shimin looked at the ministers who were so sleepy that they couldn't sit on their knees, and said very cheaply: "Everyone is so tired of working for the imperial court that they can't even sit steadily, and I am very worried. Come on, let the imperial doctor go to the temple to check the pulse. ”
There are few fools who can sneak into this door, and it is impossible not to know about last night's lively saint. Look at him like this, he thinks that there is no big deal today, and he wants to have fun with us. If he succeeds, what face will we have in the future to pretend to be half of the garlic?!
Who said that the court is fine, there are many things, let's cheer up and find you something!
"Holy Lord, when will the money you owe to the treasury be returned?"
When Li Shimin mentioned this, his heart dripped, and the army brought back a lot of property, but he only got some things that he didn't like, and the rest didn't even see the wool.
Besides, Li Shimin was also greedy for the war horse that Li Ji and the others rode back, but the generals said that this was given to the general by the Tuli Khan. asked Li Jing, and the answer was like this: "It's just enough for the people present to divide up, and it's not good to give it to anyone at that time." Otherwise, give my horse to the Holy One. ”
Li Shimin really wanted to say okay, my favorite thing is your horse, but he can't and doesn't dare. Look at the living room who is staring straight at him, you still have to have a little face. On the whole, he was very happy to win the battle, but Mr. Li's personal property was still negative, and these people were purely unmentionable.
"Holy Lord, the soldiers have paid more military salaries, although we and other civilian officials have not been on the battlefield, the merits are not without merit, you see ......"
This is even more ruthless, and they want to raise their wages! The soldiers are only paid an extra year of military salaries, and they do not raise their wages in the future, and this decision was also made by President Li after doing a good job in the big psychological construction. The main reason is also that the money goes to the treasury and not to other private treasury. If the civil officials also give some points as a whole, Mr. Li will definitely be distressed to death, and he still has a father who can spend money.
Li Shimin held his forehead and did not make a sound.
When the generals saw the look from the civilian officials, they immediately understood.
"You haven't suffered for half a year, what kind of wages do you want!"
"That's it, you want what others have, and you don't look at yourself!"
Seeing the parrot buddies coming and going, and the court has become a vegetable market again, Mr. Li immediately reacted. Where is the salary increase, it is clear that they are working together and don't want us to talk. Well, if you don't see you being lively, "I... Headache, retreat!"
Besides, on Wang Jue's side, after everyone made up for sleep, she immediately returned to Chang'an with her disciples to see the excitement. Don't think that she doesn't know the mind of the saint, what will Chang'an be like in the past three days, who should have a headache, who will see who will laugh at it!
Mr. Li thought about watching the excitement of people, stealing chickens and not saying anything, but he didn't notice that his second son had quietly left the palace in the morning.