Drunken Tango (Part I)

Jian'er and Su Meinu returned to Yang Jian's house in Yunyang City. At this time, it was about four o'clock in the afternoon......www.biquge.info

After Su Nunu entered the house, she went to her duty dormitory, and after a little grooming, she went upstairs with Tingting to accompany Her Royal Highness Diao Chan Guifei......

Yang Shengjian took his funny giant cat "Roaring Sky Dog" to the rooftop and started "walking cats...... Lord Green Gong, worried that for a while, Brother Jian might come up with some delicious snacks, but he would not be able to eat them because he was not present, so he simply soared up, flying around leisurely in the sky like no one else, while paying attention to the movements below...... In high spirits, he also sang a mountain song: "The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke, and the thousands of miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day!" (????!??。 I guess this stupid bird has always had a little deranged nerves)

This side of the box, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall of the Federal Palace. His Majesty the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen is also watching with his brother Qi Duoxian, a mortal star baby at this time, his birth and life......

The screen showed this ugly baby named Dai Dagui, born in October 1972 on their planetary earth. That is, at about half past eight in the morning of August 26, that is, at half past eight in the morning of this day. This "Deputy Division Commander Dai Dagui," who is more than 2 million light-years away, has finally appeared in this world in a real way! Only at this moment he is still a baby.

But since this noble brother is growing up in the outside world, his year is only here for one day, so he will grow up very quickly.

No, this time here, a child born at half past eight. At this point, at half past four in the afternoon of Heavenly Court time, it has been four months, and you will still be smiling......

Zhang Yudi looked at the screen, his future brother, so cute. I couldn't help laughing loudly: "Hahahahahaha! Good brother, grow up quickly! Really worthy of being a good grandson of Dai Jutao's hero! Hahahahahahahahahaha......ha …

"Why, my brother, this baby's clothes. It looks like they're all worn, what about other people's second-hand goods?" the Jade Emperor asked again.

"Oh, Your Majesty! It's 1972, and their country is so poor at this time... Don't look at this nobleman, his father Dai Hongyu is a military cadre who returned from studying in Hungary, but he is also so poor... This noble baby, dressed all the clothes of his sister and Dingyin's childhood, are all dressed at this time...... "Ruler explained.

"Oh! That's right! Brother, grow up quickly! When my brother comes to Chengdu, you will definitely earn a huge amount of money on our planet, just using your name. Haha......ha ……

"......Woohh

Because today is the "birth day" of the Bai Ren brothers, Bai Ren's family will have a grand party at home to celebrate Dai Dagui's safe arrival in this world......

At 4:50 p.m., the palace gets off work. The Jade Emperor and Zheng Yunchun went to a supermarket, strolled for a while, and then went home directly......

At about six o'clock, the other four emperors of the country arrived...... The Blue Emperor, who was more than 50,000 years old, was still pretending to be a kind old man, and came to the Jade Emperor's house under the guidance of Gu Panxian's brother. ……

When the green hero saw Grandpa Lan coming, he came over to sell cuteness on the ground and spread joy...... Although the Blue Emperor was devoured by this stupid thing once, but after he pretended to be the "Ugly Mantis Zhenzhen" for the second time, this Lord Green Gong admired his Wencai very much, and also deigned to be his own mount, so he still liked this cute and stupid one very much. So he picked it up and put it on his shoulder. The ugly bird stood on Grandpa Lan's shoulder, and suddenly raised his neck and sang: "Cluck, woo......

Gu Panxian, a master of the Ouchi machine, saw this bird, and learned to crow at dusk without the right words, so he could only "take it down" on the spot and "gift" it to a nearby branch......

The ugly parrot seems to be unfinished...... Once again, he excitedly recited poetry in human language:

The frost bird wants to steal the eye first,

Pink butterflies know how to break their souls.

Fortunately, there is a slight groan,

There is no need for sandalwood to share gold bottles.

"Oh, your sister, Ugly Green Father-in-law! What kind of occasion is this, do you read these sentences? Listen to your father's words, in the future, in places where there are many people, you are not allowed to recite Fanxing ancient texts, you know?!Hmmm?... Ugly and obedient!Your poem just now almost sold Father Zhang to Java! Oops! You can only learn how to speak cutely!" The Jade Emperor heard Lu Lu chanting a beautiful word, and hurriedly came over to stop him.

Director Zhang hugged the little green green, gently patted and educated it, and meditated in his heart: "It's really scared to death of the baby! The ugly bird is so stupid......

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