Chapter 431: Barbecue is also a disaster
"Why don't you eat it, why don't you eat it?"
Hang Chen squatted in the courtyard early in the morning, training the big flower and the second flower sitting opposite her, now the two little dogs and bears are a little listless, it seems that they haven't slept much, next to the two bear cubs, there is a stainless steel tray, in the tray there are more than a dozen skewers of roast mutton, and more than twenty skewers of various vegetables, such as roasted cauliflower and the like. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Hearing Hang Chen take the tray in his hand and come to his face, Dahua and Erhua twisted their bear heads to the side, it is estimated that Dahua and Erhua have never thought that one day they will eat barbecue until they don't want to eat it.
As a bear, the two sisters ate almost everything, and most of the day they didn't stop talking, but unfortunately this time, the bear sisters were defeated by the crazy sisters.
Wen Xu happened to come out of the house at this time, and saw that Hang Chen was still preparing to feed Dahua and Erhua, so he opened his mouth and said, "Don't support the bears, you can see where they can eat when their bellies are bulging!" Don't feed them too much, and you'll have to feed them digestive medicine later! Feed it with another thing, scum, call it back and feed it! ”
Wen Xu saw that Dahua Erhua's belly was bulging and he couldn't walk, so he reminded Hang Chen, don't keep catching two honest children to feed.
When Hang Chen saw Wen Xu come out, he immediately said, "Why don't you try it again, brother?" We innovated a lot today, and the vegetarian dishes and fish that Uncle Bu taught me how to bake are really fresh......."
Without waiting for the girl to finish speaking, Wen Xu waved her hand and walked out, feeling a burst of sour water gushing out of her stomach as she walked. Others don't know how, anyway, Wen Xu can't stand it, these girls are a little stunned now, they bake things for two days in a row, and they don't roast endlessly, just ask, who can eat five barbecues in two days in a row? Even with beer, it's uncomfortable to eat.
"You guys toss slowly, I'll go find Old Man Chi to play chess for a while," Wen Xu said.
If you want to do a good job, you have to practice, except for this, there is no trick to say, especially like barbecue, with two mouths you can't make a good barbecue anyway, and now these girls are constantly practicing.
Although the enthusiasm for practice is very high, but Wen Xu is not flattering their achievements, Wen Xu was thinking while practicing at that time, and the problem solving found was asked, and he was able to master the skills quickly, which can be said to be half the effort, but these girls, it is estimated that they forgot to combine thinking and practice, their brains seem to be just kept on their shoulders for decoration in Wen Xu's opinion, not too useful at all, roasting is a lot, but the progress is really just a loss.
Up to now, this group of girls has just mastered four points of pickling, three points of roasting, and it is still a little far from Wen Xu's requirements, but Wen Xu's family is a sheep raiser, if it is not a normal family, it is estimated that it will not be able to support these girls toss.
Hang Chen still didn't give up, and said to Wen Xu's back: "Why don't I bake it and send it to you later?" ”
Wen Xu ignored her and went straight out, at this time, the pillar who stayed in the courtyard looked at the meat in his basin and stood up, and he didn't want to go out of the yard to catch up with Wen Xu, and he also felt that the yard was a little unable to stay.
Wen Shengnan, who was sitting in the courtyard wearing vegetables, thought for a moment and said, "Why can't we call the children from the village to taste it?" ”
Syllable!
Hang Chen's eyes lit up immediately when he heard this idea: "Shengnan's idea is good, so that's it, you and I will go to the children to taste the strings."
Hang Chen's temperament is to do what he says, but before leaving, he still didn't want to let go of Dahua and Erhua, and took a string and wiped it on the mouths of the two little bear cubs: "Take another bite, just take a bite!" ”
"Woohoo, woohoo!"
Dahua and Erhua really can't do it anymore, and instead use grief to protest the abuse they have suffered.
Li Yumei came out when she heard the sound and saw her daughter fiddling with the two little bears, and immediately became angry: "What are you doing with Dahua and Erhua in the morning?" Come, come, let's get inside! ”
The latter sentence was said to the big flower and the second flower, and as soon as the two little dogs and bears saw Li Yumei, they immediately walked slowly to Li Yumei's side with a bulging belly.
"How much is that?!" Li Yumei looked at the belly of the big flower and the second flower that was about to fall to the ground, and asked Hang Chen.
"Didn't eat much!"
"Haven't eaten much? Let you eat to the throat, you are uncomfortable! Li Yumei saw the appearance of the big flower and the second flower, and the small flame in her heart immediately grew a little bigger.
Now Li Yumei thinks that Dahua and Erhua are more sensible than their own wives, and Hang Xiangdong goes home for two things, eating and sleeping, and in addition to that, he is with a group of ticket friends, playing and singing, so happy, and he doesn't know how to talk and chat with him at all.
What about my own daughter, it's even more unbearable! Not only does he not worry about himself, but he also makes trouble for himself.
For now, none of the father and daughter took advantage of Li Yumei's heart, only the two big flowers and two flowers were her heart's meat, and the two little dogs and bears were not only cute, but also very sticky to her, which made Li Yumei very presence. Now that I see the two of them like this, it's strange if I don't get angry, if it's close, it is estimated that Hang Chen will have to take two beatings now.
When Hang Chen saw that his wife was about to explode, he immediately said, "I'm out!" ”
Before the words fell, the person had already arrived at the gate of the courtyard, and when Wen Shengnan saw it, he immediately shouted at Li Yumei Uncle and Grandma, and then quickly caught up with Hang Chen.
I heard that eating kebabs is still free, so there are still fewer people? After a while, the entire courtyard of Wen Xu's house seemed to be inhabited by a flock of ducks, and it was a commotion.
Not to mention the people in the courtyard, even Wen Xu, who was playing chess at Old Man Chi's house, heard it clearly, and when it was not his turn, he couldn't help but go back and take a look.
Wen Xu stood back at the gate of the courtyard and took a look, good guy! The courtyard is full of small brains, and they are still looking at the small barbecue stalls in the courtyard, which is more lively than the market in the town.
"I've finally found someone to cheer on!" Wen Xu threw down such a sentence and turned back to the courtyard of Old Man Chi's house.
"Why is it so noisy in your yard?"
Seeing Wen Xu come back, Old Man Chi put down the teapot in his hand and said, and then Jicheng focused on the chessboard in front of him.
"How else can I recruit, Hangchen found the children in the village to try their barbecue!" After Wen Xu finished speaking, he sat on the couch in the courtyard on the side of his buttocks.
"How's it going?"
Yu Yao had never suffered this kind of 'suffering', and after taking a look at the chessboard bachelor's throw to admit defeat, he asked Wen Xu.
"How so? It's so-so, it's not delicious to say, and it's really not bad to say how unpalatable! ”
Old Man Chi sighed: "It's a pity that such a good mutton was so spoiled by them!" Good mutton roasted tastes like fake mutton, and there is no one left! ”
"That's because you haven't eaten a vegetarian dish yet, that guy baked it!" Wen Xu said it with a look of disgust.
Yu Yao was curious when he heard this, so he motioned for Wen Xu to come over and continue, he was going to take a look.
It's not that Yu Yao has the intention to test the poison, but when he hears Wen Xu say that he generally thinks that the skills of Hang Chen's girls are not so bad, in his opinion, it's not that people don't bake well, but Wen Xu's mouth is too tricky, from the dishes to the method, this person is not not exquisite, and now he can't wait to take the guy who eats when he goes out, he is really not a good eater.
The main thing is that this one didn't eat in the morning, and now I'm a little hungry.
Seeing that Yu Yao gave up his seat, Wen Xu was still polite, he was originally waiting for this position, so he naturally immediately filled in the blank and played against Old Man Chi.
Halfway through the chess game between the two, Wen Xu was thinking about how to move next, when he smelled a familiar barbecue smell in his nose, and turned his head sideways with Old Man Chi, and found that Yu Yao was holding more than 20 lamb skewers in his hands, as well as two lotus root slices with a large handful of other vegetarian dishes, and he was sitting on the edge of the bed and stroking beautifully.
"Stay away from me, I won't feel comfortable smelling cumin" Wen Xu stretched out his leg and kicked Yu Yao's fat big ass.
Yu Yao moved a little farther away, and while stuffing something into his mouth, he said: "Yes, how can it be so unpalatable as you say, I don't think it's that a few girls are not well baked, but that you two are too awkward!" Well, delicious, delicious! ”
After two warm eyes, Yu Yao ate more deliciously.
Old Man Chi smiled and said: "It's okay to eat just now, but you were caught up by these girls and tasted it for two days and then looked at it, and even the dog was sick to his stomach when he smelled it, didn't you see Dongliang getting up and lying on his stomach a little farther away from you?" ”
"What a wreck! The iniquity worker has a wicked dog! Yu Yao glanced at Dong Liang and said.
This morning, Wen Xu listened to the voices of people in his own courtyard and did not stop, and when Wen Xu came home at noon, the children in the village were no longer the same as before.
These children are not afraid of the heat, so they come to the courtyard to make trouble, as if they are clockwork.
And Hang Chen and her little friends, now one by one have become big flower faces, take Hang Chen as an example, there is a shallow black road on his face from the center of his eyebrows to his left cheek, which looks like carbon ash, and I don't know how she smeared it, in addition to carbon ash, there are two or three red roads, and I don't know what it is.
"Take a look, taste it, Tulupan's mutton skewers, mutton skewers!"
At this time, Hang Chen held a puff fan in his hand and couldn't stop fanning the wood charcoal in the oven, while fanning while learning the Wei dialect version of Chinese with a strange sound, although the beads of sweat on his face couldn't stop dripping down, but the interest was called high.
"Guest, let's have a string?"
Hang Chen saw Wen Xu enter the courtyard and immediately greeted him.
"Don't eat it!" Wen Xu went straight into the house, ready to eat a normal meal.
Just when Wen Xu was about to enter the house, the old ticket friend Hang Xiangdong also came back, and it was time to eat!
"Guest officer, come and try a skewer, rabbit fee, I promise you to eat one skewer and think two skewers, and eat two skewers and think three skewers!" Hang Chen sold to his own Lao Tzu again.
Hang Xiangdong said: "I am your Laozi, not a guest officer, no big or small!" ”
"It's a quasi-unsatisfactory singing today!"
Hang Chen saw that Hang Xiangdong's face was not very good, and immediately lowered his head and muttered.
Hang Xiangdong was in a little unhappy mood today, and when he entered the house, he gave people a feeling of puffing up.
Li Yumei was setting up a table with Wen Xu at this time, and when she saw Hang Xiangdong sitting on the sofa without saying a word, she couldn't help asking, "What's wrong?" ”
"This old thing of Old Man Mao, I have to say that the Yu faction is better than the Ma faction......
Hearing Li Yumei's question, Hang Xiangdong seemed to open the conversation box and immediately began to pour bitter water.
Wen Xu almost didn't listen to the music anymore, but he also understood, the so-called Yu and Ma refer to the four major Susheng in Peking Opera, what Susheng is, Wen Xu doesn't know very well and doesn't want to understand. This thing itself is simply two old men who are angry, just like children, this one says this is good, the other says that it is good, and the two are not convinced and start to attack each other. To put it bluntly, it's a bit like fans of celebrities now, pinching each other at every turn, saying that their idols are better than others.
I originally thought that my uncle was in a bad mood today, but who knew that when Shi Shangzhen came back, his face was not very good, but Hang Xiangdong asked, and Shi Shangzhen just smiled and said it was okay.