Chapter 49: They Are Gay

Wow, wow, wow!!

When Staples screams, Michael Bay and Nicholson are discussing the topic of storyboarding. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 However, he soon heard something about himself from the huge speakers in the arena.

Nicholson also heard it, and he subconsciously let go of Michael Bay's hand.

The veteran actor obviously doesn't want to have too much intimate contact with Gay, after all, he is a public figure known for having many illegitimate children.

"You actually say I'm gay?"

Michael Bay was very angry.

At this time, another voice came from the speaker: "How can Michael Bay be gay? gay is very clean and muscular, okay? He looks sloppy and lewd, he must be a straight man." ”

The Staples Arena burst into laughter, and the photographer on the scene quickly found Michael Bay in the front row.

Michael Bay gritted his teeth and his face flushed on the big screen. This made the laughter in the arena even louder.

Lindsay Lohan is such a bastard, am I sloppy? Am I lewd?

Michael Bay's anger can't be concealed at all, he's just a director, he doesn't have that superb acting skills.

The staff on site have realized that this will turn into an epic disaster.

Blay Cleverly and Lindsay Lohan must not be allowed to continue this nonsense.

Mrs. Black was eager to rush to Blake at once, she was already trembling with anger: "This is a shame for our family! ”

At this moment, Lindsay Lohan's voice came from the speaker: "I saw your mother and your father just now, aren't you afraid that such a move will irritate them?"

"My mother hasn't been normal here lately, and you know that women get irritable and irritable after menopause. I didn't mean to slander her, I just wanted her to quickly accept this fact and enjoy the joy of menopause. ”

Hahahaha!

The scene was full of joy.

Mrs. Black was so angry that she almost fainted...... The daughter I gave birth to actually said that she was abnormal? Is my irritability and irritability related to menopause? What a bastard!!

Old Black hurried to hold her, for fear that she would fall to the ground.

At this moment, bang!

There was a loud knock on the door over the speaker.

"Miss Lively, stop your conversation. You turned on the microphone and now everyone in Staples Arena can hear your conversation!"

The Lakers staff's voices came out anxiously.

The atmosphere in the arena was still very lively, but many people felt that this hateful staff member was really disappointing, and they could have heard more gossip. Blake Cleverly stuffed a stinky sweater into her belly, yelled at Megan Fox for being a stupid woman, slammed Michael Bay for being gay, and slandered her mother for being a postmenopausal menopause woman.

"Hello Stamps fans. ”

Lindsay Lohan's voice went blank for a moment, and then calmly came out: "I'm Lindsay Lohan. Do you like my show with Black? yes, we're going to set up a show and we're rehearsing. If you don't think it's too bad, don't skimp on your applause!"

The Staples Arena was stunned for a moment, and then the applause piled up in waves.

The red-faced Michael Bay also stood up in a gentlemanly manner, although he knew that this was not a spit show at all, and those two bastards were completely cursing that they were gay, and they also criticized themselves for being sloppy and obscene. But... What else can I do? Can I tear my face? How can a big Hollywood director tolerate not having the demeanor of 'complaining'?

Megan Fox also stood up, and she was clapping.

Although she kept cursing in her heart: Go to the special complaining show, Blake Cleavers is a flattened groundhog. What a vicious trick to use a fake pregnancy to assert sovereignty? I have to let the seeds of the tiger germinate first in my stomach.

And when the camera focused on Mrs. Black, she quickly piled up a warm and kind smile on her face, and even waved to the surrounding 'ill-intentioned' onlookers in a very graceful manner.

"Damn, when is the camera going to move away. ”

She kept complaining to old Blake between her teeth, and the greatest acting skills of her life bloomed at this moment.

Soon, Lindsay Lohan saves her.

Lindsay Lohan led Blay Cleverly to the center of the arena, and the two smiled and waved to the fans around them.

When they reached the center of the venue, the two even performed a ceremony like dancers to the surrounding audience, and finally, Lindsay Lohan magically ripped the stinky sweater off Blake's body, and then threw it at Megan Fox with a raised arm...... This is a carefully calculated arc for Lindsay Lohan.

This action caused the audience to scream.

Megan Fox was so nimble that she ducked as soon as she bent over.

Poor Michael Bay was hit in the front of the faΓ§ade by his sweater, and his head was covered.

The fuchsia sweater made him look a bit like a bride from a Chinese movie.

Both Lindsay Lohan and Blay Cleverly were taken aback, they had no idea that the foul-smelling sweater would hit poor Michael Bay.

Before that, they had already mentally hurt him twice, but they didn't expect... Now they are going to ravage him physically.

Nicholson, who was next to him, had already pinched his nose and fled as if fleeing.

Megan Fox couldn't keep her demeanor in the face of the stench, and she hurried to the other side of the technical desk.

The surrounding Los Angeles celebrities also made disgusted expressions and actions.

The picture is full of dark humor.

The Stamp fans were overjoyed, they never dreamed of seeing such a spectacular spectacle at half-time. Poor Michael Bay became the absolute protagonist.

In fact, he almost fainted.

But in the end, with amazing willpower, he resisted stubbornly.

He reached out and took off his stinky sweater.

Smiling and graciously, he waved around, then tossed his sweater aside for the caddy to dispose of the bioweapon.

Michael Bay is worthy of being a great director, and he drew a steady end to this farce.

The impact of the event was confined to the confines of the court.

Although many people don't want to believe that this is a finely choreographed spit show. But all the parties have been unified, so what else?

Michael Bay was scolded as a lewd and sloppy gay who didn't get mad, he was covered by a stinky sweater and still waved his hand with a smile on his face, and the dumb man swallowed the yellow lotus whole, how else could things ferment?

Bang!

Little Tiger smashed the locker directly with a punch.

He has escaped his anger.

A laughing locker room looked at the angry little tiger very curiously.

What's wrong? What is Tiger angry about? I think this show is good.

Everyone finds it strange.

At this time, Kobe Bryant walked over, and he knew something inside.

He reached out and patted the little tiger on the shoulder.

"Liars !!"

Little Tiger's resentment and anger are frantically intertwined: "Unforgivable !!"

The Black Mamba squatted down: "At least you're not married." ”

"You should be glad. ”

Bryant unravels the little tiger like a bosom sister.

At the same time, Luke Wharton's mind was blowing.

He muttered softly, "The basis why Lindsay Lohan said that Michael Bay is not gay is that he is lewd and sloppy, and Tiger obviously does not have these characteristics. So... What is Tiger complaining about scolding liars for? What is Kobe Bryant feeling when he says that he should be glad that he is not married?

Luke Wharton is as fragmented as Sherlock.

Bynum, who was sitting next to him, was very smart, and he quickly came up with an answer, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the black mamba and the little tiger: "There !!is only one truth!

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- (To be continued.) )