CHAPTER XLIII

And after the envoys of various countries presented the gifts, it was the turn of the *oss of the entire palace - His Majesty the Emperor Xià to speak!

His Majesty the Emperor has been preparing for this day for a long time, and the officials of the Ministry of Rites have also been preparing for this day for a long time, as the ghostwriter of the Emperor, the officials of the Ministry of Rites must write a neat, gorgeous, esoteric and high-end speech, so that these small border countries can see how high their culture of the Great Jin Dynasty is.

It's just that the speech once every three years has been going on for a long time, and it has to be written every three years, and so many high-end and high-level texts have been written by their predecessors, and they can't follow the previous articles - that seems how unqualified they are!

So writing a speech every three years is a chore for them, no way, it's too brain-consuming!

But just a few years ago, this problem for the officials of the Ministry of Rites was finally solved.

This comes from the laziness of an official - although they can't follow the previous article, they can expand on it!

Divide a sentence into several sentences and expand it a lot, then it will be used in the whole article, and no one will find out that they are using the previous sentence!

What a wit!

It just so happens that the emperor also likes the feeling of speech, you know, as a senior chatter, since becoming the emperor, you have to maintain your image, you can't say a lot of things anytime and anywhere, this time you can take the opportunity to say a long way, don't care what you say, what a pleasant thing for me!

So the officials of the Ministry of Rites at that time originally thought that they would be criticized, and they were planning to change to a yamen, but they didn't expect to turn around and get a commendation from the emperor.

It's raining red!

The most unpopular Ministry of Rites was actually praised, so that the lazy one was flattered, and the other Ministry of Rites officials also mastered the essence of coaxing the emperor - is it actually long?

It must be because the emperor likes to show my dignified style of the Jin Dynasty in front of all countries, and is ready to give the envoys of all countries a dismount!

Find a good excuse for the emperor, and the officials of the Ministry of Rites will be full of motivation to move, and they may have a poor level, but they are long - there are so many of them, it must be no problem!

So the emperor became more and more satisfied year by year, and there were more and more officials in the Ministry of Rites, and the draft of the speech was gradually lengthened, and by now, it has been enough to speak for an hour!

The emperor was depressed and frustrated above, the hundred officials were drowsy below, and only the envoys were so sleepy that they wanted to grab the table with their heads, and at the moment they had to prick their thighs with needles and be energetic, and from time to time they had to wipe their eyes with onions, indicating that they were very moved—so painful!

The envoy of the Eagle Kingdom also felt very painful, no, the little prince who came to see him was taken by his aunt Concubine Yue Niangniang early to play with His Royal Highness the Sixth, looking at the little brothers being close to each other, the envoy expressed great envy.

I really wish I also had an aunt of the imperial concubine of the Great Jin Dynasty, this proper golden thigh!

It's a pity - he touched his beard, he is old and ugly, he is old enough to be an uncle, and he is too old to be a nephew.

On the other hand, the little prince of the Eagle Country, George, has smoothly integrated into the big family of the study class, and as a newcomer, the little prince has been very warmly welcomed.

"Cousin, cousin, this is a paper frog that I folded with my own hands, and I can jump, do you like it?" The Sixth Highness held a stack of paper frogs, which he had taken the time to fish for three days and dry the nets for two days, and it took a lot of effort, so it must be special to give it to my cousin at this time.

And George looked blankly at the origami in his hand - although it was a little similar, but this kind of thing always looked a bit like a girl playing.

However, looking at the expectant eyes of the Sixth Highness, George still accepted it with a smile, expressed his liking, and then gave the Sixth Highness a small decorative gold knife full of precious stones.

This is a little pen pal who has been writing letters and practicing Da Jin characters for several years!

It's also a little cousin!

In addition to the Sixth Highness, the other students in the kindergarten class of the study room also prepared gifts one by one, such as the inkstone of the Fifth Highness, the red bean cake of the Seventh Highness, the little jade pendant of the Eighth Highness, etc., although the things are not valuable, it is obvious that the intentions can be seen.

George accepted them one by one and gave them a return gift, and then several people muttered and talked together, George's Dajin words are not very good, but this is not a problem for the communication between children, but a few words back and forth, everyone is familiar.

On the other side, the envoy sighed and shook his head and pretended to listen carefully, and by the time the emperor finally finished speaking and announcing the opening of the feast, the envoys of the Eagle Kingdom had red eyes and tears.

It's not easy!

It's finally over!

The tears of the envoys of the Eagle Nation are about to fall!

Why didn't anyone sue him, it took so long for the Great Jin Emperor to speak!

You know, he defeated thirty-seven of his colleagues before he became this envoy, and even beat his wife's brother and his eldest brother for this reason, just to make an envoy to a great promotion, and now that his wish has been fulfilled, why didn't he be moved?

And Dajin, what attracts him the most is not the smooth silk, not the exquisite porcelain, nor the sweet tea, but the food!

Yes, it's food!

You must know that the "Travels of the Great Jin Dynasty" written by the envoys of the Mei Kingdom has already spread throughout the thirty-six countries, and the description of the palace banquet in it is extremely tempting.

Then many envoys said that they had eaten a banquet in the palace of the Great Jin Dynasty, and they were really willing to die, and when they lived in vain, it triggered rounds of discussions about the food of the Great Jin Dynasty, and even the competition for the post of envoy to the Great Jin Dynasty.

You know, although you have the money to go to Dajin to eat delicious food, only envoys can enter the palace and eat palace banquets!

Therefore, for the post of envoy of the Great Jin Dynasty of various countries, it has always been a hot topic for everyone.

There are also many children who have worked hard to learn the Da Jin language since they were young, just to grow up to be the envoys of the Da Jin, and for a time the Da Jin language has become the most widely used language in the world!

If you don't know a word of Dajin when you go out, you will simply deviate from the mainstream fashion and fall behind!

And this qiē is naturally the charm of food!

Even the envoy of the Eagle Kingdom had not eaten for a full day yesterday, just to eat today's palace banquet on an empty stomach, which amazed everyone.

Therefore, when the Emperor of the Great Jin Dynasty finally finished speaking and said that he could have a banquet, all the envoys were in tears!

That's great!

Finally, you can eat the best food in the legend!

As one of the envoys who also visited, George's little cousin naturally longed for the palace food, but he couldn't help but be hungry, especially when the faint smell of food came, his stomach rumbled even more.

George was startled, his heart was a little empty, and he screamed in front of his cousin, isn't it good?

No, let's eat two bites to cushion my stomach first.

So little George, who was really hungry, looked at the tempting red bean cake that His Royal Highness had just given him, pursed his lips and took a bite.

Then there was a blank look on his face.

What kind of taste is it?

How did this terrible destruction of taste buds come about? George could barely feel his tongue at this moment, and even his sense of taste was out of order, only that a second before it failed, a taste that was so sweet that it exploded on his taste buds.

And then little George was blown up!

What about the good Dajin food? What about the Dajin on the tip of the tongue? What about the ultimate feast of the good tongue? Where did it go?

He only thought that his country's eel pie was already the king of the dark culinary world, but he didn't expect that the strong of the strong would be even stronger, and the food of Dajin would actually taste like this!

What did he beat four brothers, two sisters, and twelve or thirteen cousins for?

"Travels to the Great Jin" deceives people!

And just when he was hesitating whether to throw away the red bean cake secretly, looking at Xiao Qi who was looking at him expectantly in front of him, George still swallowed it in pain.

For a moment, I just felt that my desire for a dog was stronger than ever.

But just before he could take the dog on a leash, his stomach rumbled again, only this time the purr seemed to be different from the last time.

The previous time it was because he was hungry, and this time - he had a stomach!

The pain swept through his body and mind, so much so that George's entire little face was a little distorted, and he covered his stomach with one hand, and he forgot to say even Da Jin's words.

“#￥&*%…… (Help!please!)"

Little Six and Little Seven were at a loss, what was the little cousin talking about?

Although George learned the Dajin dialect, Xiao Liu Xiaoqi didn't learn the Eagle Mandarin, so he only felt very puzzled when he listened to the gurgling tone at the moment.

"%¥!(Toilet!)"

Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi didn't understand, but Xiao Xing did, after all, the words on George's head were clear, seeing that George was a little anxious, Xiao Xing quickly gestured to George to come with her, George covered his stomach and followed, until he arrived at the thatched house, and immediately felt grateful to Xiao Xing.

What a nice girl.

Not only is she sturdy, but she is also warm and kind, and George feels that he is going to fall in love with this girl.

But soon he didn't have the heart to think about Xiao Xing, but focused on his life events.

Xiao Xing didn't have a hobby of waiting at the door of the thatched house, and told the palace people to wait and go back, but when she went back, she always felt as if she had forgotten something.

What's the matter?

Prince George, who was finally solved in the squatting pit: "*&%¥#?(Where's the paper?)"

"Is there any paper for this?"

It's a pity that the palace people don't understand the Eagle Mandarin, and George can't speak the "paper" of the Great Jin...... So in the end, after George searched all over his body, he only saw the paper frog of the six highnesses......

Thereupon......

George felt like he didn't want to see the frog anymore t_t