CHAPTER XXIII

The Seventh Highness was not happy.

Very unhappy.

Very unhappy.

I couldn't be happier!

Even if he won a full few dozen taels of silver, and there were so many silver coins that he couldn't even stuff a small purse, His Royal Highness the Seventh was still unhappy.

Who told him to lose his tooth and find it?

Listening to the ridicule of his brothers, and always teasing him to expose his teeth, His Royal Highness the Seventh is simply very heartbroken, is this the legendary retribution of the present world coming quickly?

Thinking of the way he laughed at the sixth brother a few months ago, and then looking at the way he was teased today, His Royal Highness the Seventh pursed his mouth tightly and resolutely did not speak!

If you don't say it, you don't say it!

It's a pity that the road is one foot high and the magic is one foot high, when facing the Qushui Flowing Turtle Fu of the Fifth Highness, the barbecue shabu shabu temptation of the Sixth Highness, the turning turtle shell of the Eighth Highness, and the grimace of Xiao Jiu Xiaoten and the short battle, the Seventh Highness still couldn't help but break the gong and laughed again and again.

Of course, it was also ridiculed again and again.

The Seventh Highness who was ridiculed was simply very sad.

Just when His Royal Highness the Seventh Highness was in the Pacific Ocean, a message from the palace finally saved him, "The eldest princess has returned to Beijing, and the emperor invites your highnesses to return to the palace." ”

"Auntie, didn't you say there's another day?"

Several highnesses looked at each other, except for the six highnesses, all of them had a bitter face.

The eldest princess is the emperor's sister and their only aunt, and she acts cheerfully and brightly, and is also cheerful and amiable, so it stands to reason that they should not look like this.

But who is Her Royal Highness the eldest princess, she is an out-and-out fleshy control?

Think of their cousin, who was only eleven or twelve years old, but he weighed a hundred and twenty pounds!

Thinking about the fact that after she entered the palace last year, each of them had to eat twice as much food a day, and there was not a single grain of rice left, and they had to eat it all—the feeling of food being stuck in their throats all the time was a nightmare experience.

How can they not be afraid!

Except for His Royal Highness the Sixth Highness, who usually loves to eat, almost all the princes are afraid of this aunt, father, they really don't want to gain weight!

At this moment, when they heard that this aunt was coming again, several princes could no longer care about His Royal Highness the Seventh, and they all thought, what kind of illness should they pretend to be for a while?

Only the expression of the Seventh Highness became more and more depressed, and the whole person was a little loveless.

The other brothers could hide, but how could he?

His mother, but he and the eldest princess are close friends, and the legendary handkerchief is handed over.

And sure enough, when the Seventh Highness returned to the palace next time, he saw a heroic female general in military uniform sitting in the palace, and this female general was the legendary eldest princess.

It's just that unlike His Royal Highness the Seventh's imagination, what was in front of him was not the appearance of two people talking about the past, but one on the left and one on the right, and there were two people in the middle - playing leaf cards!

The eldest princess had a stern face, her brows were tightly locked, and when she was pasted with a note again, she couldn't help but sigh faintly, thinking about what good sisters they were back then, I got a gun when you fought, you sneaked to me to look at the wind, and once wanted to carry a general home together!

But now, she carried one home, but her best friend didn't look back as soon as she entered the palace, and since then she has been obsessed with leaf cards, and she has to go through three laps to fight together, how can she not be sad!

At this time, seeing the Seventh Highness come back, the eldest princess immediately threw the cards in her hand, and she was already impatient with this grinding thing, I don't know if she has been doing arithmetic since she was a child, and she has a headache when she sees things? At this time, she was very surprised to see her nephew come back.

Finally no more playing cards!

The eldest princess is naturally very familiar with this nephew, but when she saw His Royal Highness Qi's figure that was not mellow at all, she frowned, "I haven't seen you for a year, Xiao Qi has lost weight again!"

When the concubine heard the eldest princess's words, she couldn't help but have black lines on her face, "Everyone you see has lost weight!"

Speaking of her close friend, she is good everywhere, she can kill the enemy in battle, she can carry a gun, she is beautiful and cool, but it is a pity that God always can't see people too perfect, for example, she herself is too good-looking, and her best friend also has a shortcoming that is not a shortcoming - that is, more meat control.

Do you like the most meaty thing in your life?

So much so that when I was a child, everyone raised orchids and peonies or something, and this girlfriend raised a bunch of cactus cacti, so that no one dared to go to the Changle Palace where she lived when she was a child, and it hurt to step on a thorn in the cold!

And when I was a child, I raised a lot of fleshy plants, but who would have thought that when this girlfriend grew up, she would even look at people with a sudden change in her eyesight?

I like the most meaty person, and there is a wood!

Thinking of this, the concubine couldn't help but bow a handful of bitter tears for the concubine.

In order to chase the princess, this man who was only one hundred and four ate one hundred and eighteen hard, and ate from a handsome and dashing handsome guy to a dead fat man, which caused many girls in Beijing to shed tears and boudoirs, and then successfully chased the princess to become a concubine, and those meats did not decrease until after marriage.

And this is also the eldest princess's life regret, the most regrettable thing in her life is that the meat of the horse is gone, so that the eldest princess's meat control is all running to her son, and she forcibly raised her son into a little chubby.

And now that the eldest princess has entered Beijing, that is, the tragedy of the Seventh Highness, thinking of the aunt who is committed to raising herself into a fat man, all the royal boys, they are all frightened!

So at this time, when I heard my aunt say that I had lost weight, His Royal Highness felt that his heart was trembling.

But soon, the eldest princess's gaze froze, she looked at the little doll behind the Seventh Highness, and the light in her eyes almost illuminated the entire hall.

Meaty!

That's a lot of meat!

Look at that little chubby face, round and pink and tender, it is all flesh at a glance!

Look at that little arm, round and white and fat, all of them are flesh at a glance!

Look at that little fat hand, round and soft, it is all flesh at a glance!

With so much meat, how can she not make her meaty heart itch unbearably!

So before Xiao Xing could react, she was stunned by the eldest princess's left pinch, right kiss, and a big hug in the middle!

It's so nice and welcoming!

Is this really the eldest princess and not her own relative?

Xiao Xingzheng felt that her little heart was frightened, but the eldest princess became more and more satisfied the more she looked at it.

If it weren't for the fact that there were no daughters, in fact, their daughters would look like this!

So much cute flesh, just like her daughter.

So when the concubine Niangniang and His Royal Highness the Seventh were stunned by the suddenness of the eldest princess, the eldest princess was already very domineering and pinched Xiao Xing's little fat hand, "Ah Wan, I want this girl!"

That demeanor, a completely domineering president style!

It's a pity that the eldest princess's inevitable speech was rejected by the mother and son in unison, "No!"

The eldest princess was very surprised, looking at the concubine and Xiao Qi, her expression was very puzzled, "Why?"

Look at this little girl, she is just a little palace maid who has just entered the palace, why are Wan and Xiao Qi so nervous.

And the noble concubine Niangniang and the Seventh Highness were of course nervous.

Without Xiaoxing, who let the concubine pinch her chubby face?

Without Xiaoxing, who will play leaf cards with the concubine?

Without Xiao Xing, who will help His Royal Highness Seventh share the firepower and let the concubine Niangniang poke the dimples?

Without Xiaoxing, who will help the concubine Niangniang kill the Quartet when the four concubines gather?

Without Xiao Xing, who will help His Highness Seven guard the goal when he is juju?

Without Xiao Xing, who secretly brought three portions of red bean cake to His Royal Highness the Seventh?

Without Xiao Xing, who will help His Highness the Seventh to collect the baby teeth he just dropped?

Therefore, Xiao Xing is completely indispensable for the noble concubine Niangniang and His Royal Highness the Seventh!

Definitely not to the eldest princess!

The mother and son rarely reached an agreement, looking at each other with firmness, and when they looked at the eldest princess again, they were already full of anti-thief eyes that robbed their cubs.

The eldest princess was confused, she was reluctant to hug Xiao Xing, the fragrant and soft feeling obviously made her extremely infatuated, she pinched Xiao Xing's red cheeks again, the touch was so good, it was so cute that her heart trembled.

"Wan, I like this female doll, don't you like my dark iron silver gun?

It's a pity that since I became obsessed with the leaf card, in the mind of the concubine Niangniang, it has been the first martial arts of the leaf card and the second, at this time, compared with the black iron silver gun and the little apricot, of course, the little apricot is more important, so the concubine Niangniang once again refused very firmly!

The eldest princess was very frustrated, even the dark iron silver spear couldn't tempt Ah Wan, it seems that this female doll is really important.

But she couldn't bear it!

Looking at Awan's face, the eldest princess glanced at Xiao Xing worriedly, and that glance seemed to contain a thousand words.

"What's your name?" said the eldest princess's voice gently.

It's a pity that before Xiao Xing could answer, she heard His Royal Highness Seven say in a firm tone, "It's called Big Fat!"

The eldest princess nodded happily, not thinking about the possibility of a fake name at all, and said in admiration, "Good name!"

Xiao Xing almost vomited blood.

In the end, the eldest princess was still sad and reluctantly left, just looking at the back of the eldest princess, Xiao Xing felt that the matter would not end so quickly.

Because on the eldest princess's head, the text box is fluttering very firmly in the wind.

"Big fat! I'll be back!"

Xiao Xing: "...... T-T" Good heart plug.