0811 Xiang Yu VS Li Bai

The moment he stepped into the chaotic apartment realm, Li Bai felt that his heavy body instantly became lighter, and the kind of comfort was just like when he was young, when he was most energetic.

Originally, he had great expectations for coming to Elysium, but at this time, his body changed instantly, and he couldn't help but open his mouth to write a poem.

However, it didn't work, Fan Xiaomi rushed down like a whirlwind, and opened his mouth to greet like a cannon:

"Hello! I am Fan Xiaomi, responsible for taking you to familiarize yourself with the apartment, please actively cooperate with it, in the future, we will live under one roof, look up and see what you look down, I will first introduce you to our residents here, please follow me! ”

After speaking, he looked at Tao Bao, Tao Bao handed her the room card and key, ignored the dumbfounded Li Bai, and asked:

"Has the room where Li Bai is going to stay cleaned?"

"It's been cleaned, don't worry, Sister Tao Bao, it's absolutely no problem!" Fan Xiaomi patted his chest and reassured.

Tao Bao nodded, smiled at Li Bai, left him, and went back to the office by himself.

Li Bai was slightly stunned, looked at Fan Xiaomi, who was in a long coat and trousers in front of him, looked up at the apartment buildings, regained his excitement, and asked with a smile: "Miss Fan......"

"No, I'm not a girl, I'm married, Grandpa Li Bai, you can call me Xiaomi, hehe." Fan Xiaomi smiled shyly, raised his hand and asked, "Please come with me, I'll take you to familiarize yourself with the environment." ”

Li Bai nodded, kept up with Fan Xiaomi's pace, put his left hand on the saber on his waist, scratched it tangledly, and finally grasped the sword in his hand, and said to Fan Xiaomi with a firm gaze:

"Actually, you don't have to call the old man and grandfather, you can call the old man Mr. Taibai."

"Okay, Grandpa Taibai." Fan Xiaomi opened his mouth and shouted, Li Bai frowned, and his small eyes narrowed, "Mr. Taibai!" ”

"Okay, Mr. Taibai." Fan Xiaomi smiled and asked him to get on the elevator, "I'm sorry, it was just a joke." ”

Seeing her like this, Li Bai tilted her chin and "hummed", her face didn't matter, but she actually entered the elevator with great curiosity in her heart.

The elevator speed of the apartment was very fast, and in a blink of an eye he reached the sixth floor, Fan Xiaomi led him out of the elevator, pointed to room 602 and explained:

"Xiang Yu and his wife live here, you will be neighbors in the future, you must get along harmoniously and lovingly."

When her words fell, the door opened, Xiang Yu walked out with messy long hair, yawned lazily, looked at Li Bai sleepily, and looked down from the head when he looked at his waist, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"New here?" Xiang Yu stepped forward, he was very tall, and he looked down at Li Bai, quite condescending.

Li Bai originally thought that this person was also the overlord of Western Chu, and he came to the chaotic apartment with a longing idea, but he didn't expect that the real Xiang Yu was completely different from the hero image he imagined, this vest, shorts, flip-flops or something, he was really a little disappointed.

"You're the Overlord, aren't you? Under Li Bai, disrespectful and disrespectful! Although disappointed, but in the future, face-to-face living, the relationship still has to be good, Li Bai is a meeting gift, and his attitude is also better.

Xiang Yu bowed his head, the superior was used to it, and he didn't mean to give Li Bai a salute, but looked at the saber on Li Bai's waist with great interest, and asked with a smile:

"You have a sword, but you know martial arts?"

Li Bai nodded again, pretending to be modest and waved his hand: "No, I only learned some third-rate martial arts, and I can't count it." ”

How could Xiang Yu not see that he was modest, raised his hand to comb his messy hairstyle, looked at Li Bai imposingly, and pleased:

"I haven't moved my muscles and bones for many days, why don't you practice with me?"

When his words fell, Li Bai was still stunned, so he punched him first.

That fist was bigger than Li Bai's face, not to mention menacing, and he didn't mean to keep his hand. Feeling the fierce wind blowing towards his face, Li Bai immediately came back to his senses, moved back in a wrong step, pulled out his sword and stabbed.

Xiang Yu was even more excited when he saw him draw his sword, think about it, if a person who loves meat can't eat meat for a month, how will he react when he suddenly sees meat?

It must be excited and excited, Xiang Yu felt this way at this time, he hadn't fought for a long time, and he was about to faint.

Now seeing that Li Bai seems to really have two hits, he picked up the broom that Fan Xiaomi put at the staircase to clean while retreating, and when the long gun came up, he picked up Li Bai's sword with a broom, and his backhand was a broom flower, which only dazzled Li Bai.

Fan Xiaomi, who was on the side, saw it, not only did not stop it, but knew that these residents would not die if they fell from the roof of the building in the chaotic apartment, so he took out his brain with confidence and began to record the video.

In fact, she has a secret that she has never told Tao Bao, and she also has a part-time job, which is broadcast live on that website.

The video of Xiang Yu and Li Bai's duel is quite commercially valuable. Once released, her small color bubbles will definitely brush and brush up, and when the time comes, the small color bubbles will be replaced with small money, which is beautiful!

As a result, the passage on the sixth floor of a unit sounded the sound of "ping-pong" brooms and swords colliding.

Li Bai's swordsmanship pays attention to lightness, but Xiang Yu's broom snatch is a heavy blow, the two of them are one skillful and one brute force, after all, Li Bai gradually lost his strength in Xiang Yu's increasingly excited persecution, picked up the broom in Xiang Yu's hand, and overturned it with a pick.

Wait, something seems wrong!

Li Bai felt that the scenery in front of him was rising, the wind was so cold, and his body was so floating...... No, no, no, it's he's falling!

"Bang!"

"Crackling!"

With a "bang", Li Bai fell from the sixth floor, and then tripped over the clothes pole that Fan Xiaomi used to dry clothes, and hung upside down on the second floor, but the clothes on the clothes pole could not cover Li Bai's feet, and after stopping for less than two seconds, he landed on his head and fell to the ground.

Xiang Yu: "......"

Fan Xiaomi: "......"

"It's not going to die, is it?" The two of them spoke in unison, looking at each other, their eyes confused.

The air was eerily silent for a second, and the white-robed old man on the floor on the first floor trembled and raised a hand, "Xiang Yu...... Piff! The old man wants to write a poem, so that you will be stinky for 10,000 years! ”

Although the voice is weak, it is full of unyielding and defiant resistance to the tragic fate.

"Huh~, I'm scared to death of this king, it's good if you don't die, come back next time, have lunch first." Xiang Yu breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, looked at Li Bai under his eyes, waved his hand, and went home to eat satisfied.

Fan Xiaomi clenched her phone and hurriedly recorded this scene, then put away her phone and ran downstairs.

When she got downstairs, she had already figured out how to explain to Li Bai, but ......

"Fan Millet !!"

"Believe it or not, the old lady fired you!"

An angry roar exploded in the apartment, Fan Xiaomi subconsciously covered her ears, and before she could put all the explanations into practice, she was deducted from a month's salary and paid Zhinao.

Life is always full of accidents.