In the palace, Liu Shangshu, who received a hundred-mile urgent mail, cried with joy. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info the emperor, I finally waited for your news. With the face of the emperor on his head, he lay on the dragon bed for a month. There has been no news from the emperor, and his spirit is on the verge of collapse.

Finding a reason to inspect the people's situation, Liu Shangshu set off to Pingyang County with great momentum. It was no longer Liu Shangshu who was sitting in the sedan chair, but Liu Shangshu's cronies, and he hurried over first.

I haven't seen him for two months, and Liu Shangshu can't believe his eyes:

"With all due respect, you, are you disguised? You let Weichen find it easy, Your Majesty! ”

After speaking, a handful of snot and a handful of tears briefly described the things in the palace, nothing more than the open and secret battles between the princes, as well as the hard work of reviewing and making up, worried that people would find out that they were fake, and they didn't think about tea and dinner every day, and they couldn't sleep at night.

The emperor was not interested in this, but asked rhetorically:

"What do you think of my current appearance? Be sure to tell the truth. ”

It was better to obey the order than to obey the order, so he dared to say. The emperor's appearance reminds me of the emperor more than ten years ago, with a high spirit and a lofty spirit. But, it's ......."

"But what ......?"

"You can't keep wearing a mask, and you can't, you can't deceive yourself. People have the charm of being old. ”

Liu Shangshu said stubbornly. The emperor decreed that he should tell the truth, and he could not go back on his word.

Unexpectedly, the emperor laughed after hearing this, and his childlike heart rose for a while, so he asked Liu Shangshu to get up. And he took his hand and put it in his face.

"You pinch to see if it's real or fake."

Liu Shangshu saw that the emperor didn't seem to be joking, so he pinched it.

"Hey, why are you so resilient?"

After looking at it for a long time, there was no trace of a human skin mask. So he leaned closer to his neck and looked.

The door creaked open, only to hear a snap, startling the two of them.

I saw Lu Yan with a stunned face, her hands empty, and a pile of porcelain bowls under her feet.

"You guys go on, go on! I didn't see anything! ”

There was a bang, and the door slammed shut.

"You misunderstood!"

Lu Yan's echo came from outside the door:

"I can understand it, I don't need to explain it! I just saw nothing! ”

"You have nothing to do so close! All my life of wisdom has been ruined. The girl couldn't figure out how to make fun of herself afterwards. ”

"Didn't the emperor let me see it."

Seeing that Liu Shangshu was five or six years old all of a sudden, the words of reproach were not said after all:

"That's it! You go clean up, people who don't know still think I'm wrong with you. ”

As soon as Liu Shangshu heard this, he ran away from the smoke, for fear that the emperor would change his mind.

During dinner, Lu Yan wanted to speak several times, but the emperor couldn't help it and said:

"If you have anything, just ask."

"Which of you is attacking and who is suffering?"

The emperor looked puzzled.

"I mean, you two, who is the woman and who is the man?"

Before the emperor could react, Lu Yan said again:

"Look at your appearance, you should be a woman, and the other party should be a man. But to be honest, your vision is really not very good, do you want me to help him become younger, old customers, a discount, 980,000 taels. ”

The emperor was so aggrieved that he almost vomited blood, and the jade tree was in the wind, and there were many women in the world who were obsessed with themselves, and they still needed to be reduced to other people's playthings. Scholars can endure it, but they can't bear it.

"I'm a real man, every time I stop on the street, there are girls who show affection, how can you, a yellow-haired girl, appreciate it."

"Who do you say is the yellow-haired girl! Look at this girl, willow eyebrows, big eyes, thick and slender eyelashes, small and tall nose bridge, and this pink little mouth, these are not the point, the point is that such facial features are perfectly combined on this face without a single flaw, it is simply 360 degrees without dead ends. ”

After speaking, he put his whole face in front of the emperor.

An enlarged face suddenly appeared in front of the emperor's eyes, a row of thick eyelashes blinking on a pair of smart eyes, and the skin could be blown and broken, like a freshly peeled egg.

"Don't say it, you don't usually look carefully, so it seems that in terms of appearance alone, you can compare with my daughters, and your skin is slightly better."

"Humph! That's a must! ”

After speaking, he proudly puffed up his chest, and immediately reacted:

"Daughters? Do you eat both men and women?! Wow! Dude, you're too heavy-eater, aren't you? ”

The fire of Lu Yan's gossip was burning, and her eyes were burning and glowing with excitement.

The emperor made the most indecent move in his life and rolled his eyes. Then gritted his teeth and said:

"I'm a normal man, not as good as Long Yang. If you ask again, do you want to try it yourself? ”

"You're such a pervert, at such an age, to say such things to a child."

Lu Yan pretended to have an expression that I was so scared, asked the emperor to close his eyes, and took several deep breaths before calming down. I kept reassuring myself in my heart: Ninety-five Supreme, don't be angry for such a hairy child.

"The remaining 500,000 taels will be delivered tomorrow. Now I'm satisfied. The matter of cotton products shall be handled by itself. I have an urgent matter and will leave tomorrow. ”

Lu Yan smiled so much that her eyes turned into crooked crescents, and she promised to hand over the silver with one hand and release the person with the other, and promised to give a mysterious gift.

The next day, the emperor gave Lu Yan 500,000 taels of silver tickets as promised, and Lu Yan gave the gift to the wronged man, and told him that he must return home to open it.

Subsequently, he talked about cotton products with Steward Liu (Liu Shangshu). Steward Liu said that his master was an imperial businessman, and Steward Liu was solely responsible for the early stage of the transaction.

Because Lu Yan's price was not high, and the quality of cotton products was also there, the two sides quickly reached an agreement and signed a pledge. Each party shall hold one copy.

All the clothes and quilts purchased were soldiers' clothes and quilts and compressed bags highly recommended by Lu Yan, which was not large in size, and the marching speed was also greatly advanced.

Of course, the terms require Lu Yan to only supply one and cannot be sold to a second one. When it comes to the royal family, Lu Yan doesn't dare to be sloppy. There are many tyrants in history, and if you are unlucky and anger the tyrant, nine lives are not enough.

Lu Yan, who received a big order, finally landed on the stone in her heart, and hurriedly started to arrange production matters.

The emperor, who was holding Lu Yan's gift, stared at this thing, his heart was like a cat scratching, and he couldn't help but want to open it to find out.

I finally endured it and entered the palace, and when I opened it, there was a piece of paper, which was covered with crooked and tadpole-like words, and at a glance, I knew that it came from the girl's hand. Such an ugly word is difficult for others to imitate.

Li Gongzi:

Although you have always denied the goodness of your own dragon yang, I will not be biased against you because of this. Love is free, you are really courageous. I'll give you N likes - support for what you mean.

However, it is important to note that good health is important. It's both ways – it means that you like both men and women, and you can easily get some diseases.

I specially prepared a condom for you, which has a useful method to explain.

Another VIP card will be given to you, with this card to find me, a rate of 10% off.

Of course, there are also some masks and skin care products for you, which have instructions on how to use them, and you can give them to the ladies, one is to comfort them with the pain of lovesickness for the past two months, and the other is that they will be addicted to maintenance in the future, so they will not stare at you all day.

Also, if someone asks you why you are so young, you say that you use a woman's house product. If the guest you introduce comes to spend more than 10,000 taels of silver at a time, I will give you a free maintenance. Keeps you young all the time. If you spend 100,000 or more in a single transaction, it will give you unexpected surprises.