The author asks for leave, and will change the main chapter later, first take a look at the same spoof "Pu Jia Cai is not picked"

My mother said that I was born with a vision - that year, it was June in Shuofang, but it snowed heavily, and I didn't stop for three days until I fell to the ground. If I were a son, this kind of vision might have any positive meaning, and I believe that Wu Zhu would also guide the people to give this boy some mythological colors, such as that he might go to the battlefield and perform miraculous feats; For example, he may go to the court and build a great cause, anyway, he will definitely do something earth-shattering in the future, and at the worst he will become an agricultural expert, such as Shennong, leading the people to a good era of abundant food and clothing. It's a pity that I was born a girl, and in the patriarchal country of the Dayong Dynasty, there is no need to show off or pray to the temple, so such a strange thing was annihilated.

But the event itself has a supernatural spirit, and it is impossible for me to be bland.

It's like the storyteller I heard when I was a child, and the strings were plucked, and the high-pitched voice was pulled,

Shuofang's accent with a strong smell of desert sand came out: "Words ......"

In other words, I, Qi Caixuan, and Shuo Fang appeased Qi Long's daughter, who was the crown princess of the court, died. The cause of death was a chicken bone stuck in the throat.

This way of death is very unpopular, not literary and artistic, and it is not in line with the identity of the crown princess, and it damages the royal face. Therefore, I heard that the cause of the death of the crown princess was that because of the water in the East Palace, the crown princess who was imprisoned in the Qingwu Palace, which is known as the Xiaoleng Palace, was shocked, and simply put, the princess was scared to death.

When I first heard the news, my hand holding the tea cup trembled more than once, and the best tea soup sprinkled my skirt. Sure enough, I was born in the snow in June, gifted, different, extraordinary, and dead, but alive again. With the help of Shen Zhiwei, the daughter of Shen Xiaoshen, the secretary of the ministry, he lived.

Speaking of this little caution, in the prince's mansion, I often hear the prince's side concubine Jiang Lu talk about it,

"Ah, sister, I heard that this Shen Xiaoshen is very good, and the prince liked it very much. When she was two years old, she was assigned to marry the prince, and the poems she wrote were sung in the streets, and the prince also copied many of her poems, but unfortunately, if it weren't for the vicious disease, it would be impossible for a rough person like us to serve the prince. It's really impermanent."

I laughed out loud and said bah, I know that Jiang Lu is angry with me when he talks about this. But then again, when I heard this Shen Xiaoshen, I thought she was a fox, but now, she used her body.

Does the prince like this woman?

Time passed day by day, I knew the scope of my activities, in the east garden in the huge mansion of the Shen Mansion, usually two girls for calling, and a mother-in-law on duty at night, in order to be afraid of people talking too much, I don't have such a bad "disease" when I say it. Some time ago, when Xiao Shen was really seriously ill, the people who called the maid were all instructed out of the garden. Dad and mother feel a little guilty about this, I don't care, in Qingwu Palace, I only have two girls, Jinzhu and Tian'er, and I was deducted from rice, flour, grain and oil by the prince, isn't it the same good life?

In fact, he didn't live well, and finally choked to death because he unfortunately gnawed on chicken bones while walking in the water.

I heard that the prince couldn't restrain his mourning, so please play the emperor, stop for 27 days, give the royal funeral, give the crown princess ten gold ingots, and promote Shuo Fang to appease the envoy Qi Long, that is, the crown princess, my own father, the general of the first product to protect the country, to talk to comfort...... I heard that the funeral scenery was infinite, and thousands of people in the county were empty, and they all went to watch the funeral of the crown princess. It's a pity that as the main character, due to many restrictions, I didn't come in person. It is said that many days after that, the tea shop restaurant in the county capital launched a rich discussion and dispute on the official history, wild history and secret history of the crown princess who had just turned 16 years old, and the main side, the defense and the third party often added fists and feet without saying a word, such as the weather in the county capital that had been dry for more than half a year - violent and dry. There have been several cases of lame and broken arms in the capital, which is very nerve-wracking for Dali Siqing, after all, there are two generations of officials and two generations of riches in these cases, and the officials and the rich generation think that their sons are right, so the incident intensified, and finally evolved into a dispute between officials and officials, rich and rich, rich and poor. After the Guozijian was naturally unpopular, the doctors cooperated with the big writers and small literati in the court, the opposition, the party, and the small literati wrote tear-jerking and in-depth essays such as "Hurting the Princess", "The Death of the Princess", "Goodbye to the Princess" and "It is impossible to see the Princess".

When I heard this, I was speechless. In the sixteen years of life, there is really nothing worth writing about. After enjoying three years of enviable royal life, but there is still one year spent in the cold palace, only the first thirteen years may be a good day to pick up your heart and mind, carefree.

Regarding the prince's mourning, I must scoff at it, he is really pretentious, when "I" was living in his house, he listened to that Jiang Lu's gossip and put "me" into the cold palace! All kinds of abuse, and Jiang Lu lied to me that the prince was killed, and I was stuck to death by chicken bones, all this revenge is not a gentleman! It's just that I don't know what kind of mourning my father and mother in Shuofang County should have if they know that I am dead. I want to live well, and I have to go to see my father.

I have been on the night of the full moon, the night of the lack of the moon have been tempted, to see if it is possible to leave Xiao Shen's body, I imitate the New Year's Festival Wu Zhu jumping god look, unfortunately no matter how I jump up and down, chanting words, burning incense and praying, it is useless, I remember once I was seen by the maid Huawu, I can't forget the girl's stunned eyes, think of their master, has been steady. Later, on the twenty-seventh day, the crown princess was buried in Caicai, I didn't dare to try anymore, I left Xiaoshen's body, where did I go?