Chapter 128: Throwing Yourself into the Net
After everyone went out, the shopkeeper looked around, quickly closed the door, and then opened the cabinet and released the old bag.
Lao Bao knelt down without saying a word, and then took out a silver ticket: "Thank you Shopkeeper Tong for saving your life, there are five thousand taels of silver tickets, you take it." ”
Who would have thought that the shopkeeper, who is usually greedy for money, would refuse this huge wealth at his fingertips.
"Take it back! I'll make it clear to you, I'm not doing this for you, I'm not for you, but for your two poor children, go back and settle your two children, or I'll ...... I can't help it. ”
"Don't worry, I'm definitely not the kind of ...... who crosses the river and demolishes the bridge."
The shopkeeper directly took her makeup box and interrupted: "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and put on makeup." ”
"Makeup?"
"It's not okay without makeup, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, come and come...."
Seeing that the shopkeeper took out the rouge gouache, Lao Bao refused at first: "You want to turn me into a woman?"
"Yes, put on a woman's makeup. ”
The shopkeeper said as he hurriedly smeared powder on Lao Bao's face.
Lao Bao choked on gouache and coughed repeatedly: "Ahem, cough, cough.... I said, I said, this is too strong, isn't it?"
"It's not thick, it's not good, they have patrol dogs, they can smell it, they must spray more powder, 123 sneeze when they smell it. ”
"Who is 123?"
Seeing that this is all over, the old bag is still chattering, and the shopkeeper is also restless:
"123 is ...... I said 123 you shut up, or I'll knock out your teeth! As he spoke, he pulled a square scarf and put it on the old man, "Put on a woman's makeup, put on my clothes in a while, and ...... hat."
Lao Bao subconsciously covered the top of his head, "Don't use the hat." ”
The shopkeeper forcibly took off the hat of the old bag, and it turned out to be bald, no wonder it was covered so tightly.
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Early the next morning, everyone came back one after another, and the shopkeeper waited "anxiously" at the door.
Seeing that the guards and the guards had found nothing, the shopkeeper's expression was a little proud, but he still pretended to be anxious and said, "What can I do, it won't be that I can't catch it, right?"
The exhibition guards were already so tired that they were panting, and as soon as they came back, they hurriedly sat down, "That's not necessarily, we're back, aren't Bai Shaoxia and Chu Shaoxia back yet." ”
As soon as the words fell, Lao Bai dragged Xiaobei in, followed by Chu Nan, who yawned all day, and he hadn't closed his eyes for a day and a night.
Lao Bai made a straight face at this time, and threw Xiaobei to the shopkeeper, "This bear child, I knew that I wouldn't take you with me!"
Seeing that Xiaobei was stumbling, the shopkeeper hurriedly took her into his arms, "What's the matter?"
"What's wrong, you ask her. ”
Xiaobei was also very aggrieved: "How do I know it's a hornet's nest, besides, I'm also helping to catch criminals." ”
"Can the prisoner hide in a hornet's nest? Thanks to my speed, otherwise I'd be fat." ”
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean, I was stung by a wasp. Seeing the little girl seated, Lao Bai pulled her away directly, "You get up for me, and sit with your face?" After driving Xiao Bei away, Lao Bai sat down by himself, with a scared expression on his face: "The hornets all over the sky are buzzing." ”
Xiao Liu had already seen that the guards were not pleasing to the eye, so he began to use the topic to play, "Hehe, I said come on, tell you to leave early, so as not to have a long night and many dreams, you have to listen, this time it's good, the cooked duck flies!"
"Go, this person was not let go by the seniors. With that, Wushuang poured water for the exhibition guards.
"It's all me, it's all me, it's all me. ”
"Do you blame you, you're not a fast catcher. With that, Xiao Liu snatched the water from the exhibition guards.
Wushuang snatched the water from Xiao Liu's hand again, "Hey, why are you like this?"
Xiaoliu jumped up directly: "What's wrong with me, what's wrong, what's wrong?"
Seeing that the two were about to fight, the Zhan guard slapped the table: "Okay, I said that this is not the time to quarrel, if the prisoner can't be caught, then this case can only be withdrawn." ”
Chu Nan had long been unhappy with the smiling tiger of Gonggong Cao, and finally had evidence, how could he easily close the case? So he asked, "No, don't you have Cao Gonggong's receipt and Bao Daren's confession in your hand?"
"It's useless, the power of the East Factory is too great, and the human and material evidence is indispensable..... "As he spoke, he took out Lao Bao's confession and patted it, "If we rashly file a case, we are afraid of setting ourselves on fire." ”
"Burn it, burn it, what's so scary, or you put the physical evidence on my side, or the two of us will ......be the same," said Xiao Liu, who suddenly stretched out his hand and snatched the confession, "Save it from going wrong again." ”
"You give me back the physical evidence, and I'll count to three, one ......"
Xiao Liu started to run around the table, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, what's behind eight?"
Seeing that Xiao Liu began to play tricks, Chu Nan didn't care, just his three-legged cat's kung fu, and he was designated to be cleaned up by the exhibition guards after a while.
"You guys play first, I'll go to the kitchen and see how the big mouth breakfast goes. ”
"Let the big mouth do more, everyone is hungry after a busy night......"
"Got it. ”
When Chu Nan and Dazui came out with noodles, they saw Xiao Liu standing next to the oil lamp and shouting: "Come over again, come over again and I'll .....burn it!" Don't you have an Emei thorn, you pierce me...."
Xiao Liu, who was already immersed in spiritual victory, didn't notice that the oil lamp had lit the confession, and at this moment, the faces of the guards were distorted.
“..... You stab me with Emei, I beg you, you stab me, ah!"
When the flame on the confession had burned to Xiaoliu's hand, he realized it, and quickly stepped on it with his feet, and when the fire was extinguished, he found that there was only one root left.
Seeing that the testimony that he had worked so hard to obtain was burned like this, the Zhan guards were about to vomit blood: "My evidence, my evidence! I killed you today, I ...... today."
Xiaoliu hurriedly ran away, but just ran to the door and found an "old lady" lying on her stomach at the door.
"There are people here, there are people here......"
"There's a lady, pour some water, fainted. ”
Lao Bao barely raised his head, and his voice was hoarse: "Help......"
Looking at the fat face with heavy makeup, coupled with the dense red envelopes on the face, several people were startled.
"Ahh
"Hell, hell!"
Xiao Liu, who was closest to him, was directly paralyzed and began to whine, but after three seconds, Xiao Liu quickly held his hat and rubbed his eyes: "No, it looks so familiar?
Lao Bao raised his head again: "Save me, save me ......"
Xiao Liu is simply crazy, and the feeling of being lost and regained is simply so cool.
"Hey, hey, hey, haha...... Bao Daren!"
At this time, the Zhan guards also reflected, and hurried up to verify their identity, who knew that Xiaoliu suddenly pulled out his knife: "Don't move, this is what I caught, don't rob me, don't rob me, I caught it, hahahaha! Go, go back with me, but I can catch you." ”