045 [Farce (I)]
[Some people have read it and wondered where tens of millions of netizens came from, there is an explanation later, don't abandon the book! ] 】
Onlookers began to leave messages:
"Some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, he is still alive, this sentence is a bit interesting......"
This is a metaphor, some people are alive, he is dead, this sentence Wang Zheng must be ironic to some people, thinking of Wang Zheng's words in the previous "Fighting Song" program, I understand that some people (fools understand which people) Although they are glamorously alive, they only know how to take it, indicating that they have no thoughts of their own, then it is equivalent to death, and some people are dead, he is still alive! It means that some people are dead, and they are still alive, Nima, this sentence is too vicious, Wang Zheng is cursing why some people are not dead! ”
"Ciao, the gods upstairs, I will also interpret the following text, some people ride on the heads of the people: Oh, how great I am! My understanding of this sentence is this: some of them ride on the heads of the people, implying that some people are high up and fooling people; Oh, how great I am! It means that they flaunt how powerful they are, and it is coherent that some people always flaunt how powerful they are, and then fool people; Some people bend down to be cattle and horses for people, this sentence must refer to Wang Zheng's own dedication to the good of people, and he is willing to be a cow and a horse! And the fact is that everyone is scolding him now, and he is crying out for himself......"
"10,000 likes upstairs for you, amazing! I will also have an explanation, the meaning of the next few sentences is to scold some people for not living in peace after death, and he who is dedicated to the good of everyone will eventually be supported by everyone and immortal......"
"Upstairs is all TM! This TM can be broken! I'm convinced! ”
"Wang Zheng is really ruthless, he can make such a murderous poem casually, and I accept it!"
"For the sake of this poem, I have turned fans to support Wang Zheng!"
"For the sake of this poem, I temporarily support Wang Zheng!"
"Just for this poem, I support Wang Zheng!"
“……”
A bunch of netizens below commented on Wang Zheng's song "Some People", most of them all mean the same thing, Wang Zheng sarcastically sneered at those who scolded him, "You TM damn guys, why don't you die yet!" "And cry out for yourself.
This is a typical slapping of the other person's face while elevating yourself!
Wang Zheng's fans finally saw the idol speak, and it was still such a fierce text, and they were all excited, screaming with excitement, and began to fight back.
At this time, some people appeared in various places of the Star Kingdom, they cheered for Wang Zheng, they are a new generation of young people, and they are the future of the Star Kingdom.
Some people say that they are trendy in their thinking and find it difficult to keep up with their rhythm, some say they are rebellious and do not give in, some say they are brain-dead, some say they have difficulty communicating, some say they have difficulty understanding......
But no matter what they say, this is a group that cannot be ignored and is gradually growing into the main force of the Star Nation.
……
in a presidential suite.
A twelve-year-old boy was scrolling through Weibo, watching his idol being scolded by millions of people on the Internet, he almost cried angrily, and after dropping the lamp on the table to the ground, he posted a blog on the spot and scolded him back to support his idol.
But he was immediately besieged by dozens of people, and he was quickly defeated, which made him unbearable and anxious, and at the same time looked forward to the idol to post a banner for them to cheer them on, but he didn't see the idol post for a long time, thinking that the idol was frightened, and suddenly looked a little lonely.
Unexpectedly, when he refreshed it again, he saw the idol's new Weibo, he was shocked, and after clicking to see it, he suddenly felt that what the idol wrote seemed to be very powerful, and then read the following commentary, he was crazy, stood up and shouted:
"Yay! That's great! It turns out that the idol is not not scolding, but thinking about how to scold the high-end atmosphere on the grade, sure enough, the idol is in his mouth, this text is estimated that my Chinese teacher can't write it! ”
So he immediately took out the phone and dialed a phone number, and then heard him say in a very rushed tone: "Mingzi, you TM hurry up and mobilize all the members of our game alliance to support my idol Wang Zheng, otherwise you don't want to have financial assistance anymore!" ”
When the other party heard this, his breath suddenly stagnated, and he wanted to cut off his rations! It's worth it! Say yes right away.
In a high-rise house in a certain city, there is a pink girl's room inside.
A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl was saying something loudly in a CC voice.
At this time, her mother saw that her daughter, who had never slept late, and the room was still bright after ten o'clock tonight, and she did not sleep yet, so she quietly opened the door and entered the room, and saw that her daughter was talking loudly, and when she walked in, she heard her precious daughter wearing headphones and saying:
"Hanako! You go and call all the students in the first class of the second grade to take the meager support idol right away! Second sister! You go to the post bar we often go to ask for support, third sister! You go and mobilize all the circle of friends to support my idol, and everyone must send a Weibo message to support, otherwise they will break off! ”
“……”
Mother frowned slightly: "Honey, why are you not sleeping so late?" ”
The girl didn't look back and said, "Mom! Don't make a fuss, I'm commanding people to fight! ”
"War? What kind of battles to fight? Mother was curious.
"Online War!" After saying that, the daughter ignored her mother and continued to shout loudly.
Only then did the mother figure out that the woman was pulling people to the Internet to scold her, so she hurriedly persuaded: "Baby daughter, go to bed early, sleeping late is not good for your health, what kind of people are on the Internet now, don't you learn badly......"
The girl muttered casually, "Mom! Hello verbose! ”
So, the mother, who had never been talked back, stood on the spot.
……
At that time, many young people will join the battle, and even drag their families with them, one person will have a computer, and the family will prepare to support Wang Zheng together.
The station of the Baby Rose Fan Group.
A highlight post was pinned.
"For the baby's father! Speed Gathering to Support Wang Zheng! ”
Although many fans have great opinions about Wang Zheng's abuse of bringing babies, but in view of the fact that this post was initiated by the deputy bar owner, and what he said is reasonable, Wang Zheng is the only relative of the milk baby, and he needs to fight for it, so they can only grit their teeth and ask for help from other post bars.
Many websites have appeared on the baby Rose fan group's worship stickers, and what is surprising is that all the bar owners of all the stickers they visited immediately mobilized, including children's rescue bars, women's sovereignty bars, women's rights bars, and so on.
At this time, Wang Zheng was educating the baby, and he didn't know that the first time in the Republic of Xinghe that tens of millions of people participated at the same time that the network tearing war was about to start.
Wang Zheng and the milk baby were lying on the bed staring at each other, despising each other.
"Little one, have you been so bold lately? Dare to kick your daddy's ass? Isn't it fun to slap your face now, right? Started kicking your ass? Wang Zheng's eyes widened, staring at the milk baby, with a fierce expression.
"Ahh......h Wow...... ...... "The milk baby also widened her eyes at the bulb, stared at Wang Zheng fiercely, and let out a fierce roar.
It's like saying, "Daddy, can't you just put that dress on and show me?" People want to see it...... It smells like a mother......
Wang Zheng didn't quite understand the expression of the milk baby, but it was not difficult to guess that the other party was unhappy that he was not wearing a bikini, so he roared even more fiercely: "Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated!" ”
"Woo woo...... the horn of the baby's charge.
"Ciao, you still dare to fight with me! I'm a lot bigger than you, rush over and crush you to death! After speaking, Wang Zheng also kicked his feet in a charging posture.
......Seeing that the daddy still did not surrender, the baby launched a charge and rushed towards Wang Zheng.
"Ahh......h
1S、2S、3S。
"Bump!" The two bumped into each other!
"Ahh It hurts me to death...... It hurts me to death...... Are you made of iron? ”
Immediately, Wang Zheng's screams like killing pigs sounded, startling Liu Shihan, who was preparing to sleep in another room.