ZHU Gezhen. One door has to open three kings. middle
Dog blood will never let go of the pseudo-god stick Zhang Zhuren... I saw the three men in the boat...... The Blue Emperor "Little Green Girl" witnessed that the god Director Zhang could touch the "Singing of All Directions"... (more than 50,000 years old) seems to have learned from the little girl to eat big flying vinegar...... "Oops! Uncle Zhang! The slave family is so dizzy! Ouch yo hey!! … Uh-huh!! Daddy Zhang! Yikes! Hurry up and help the slaves! Dream! Hundred ?!! ......" the little green bewitched girl gasped. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info...... "slave house!? Baby??!! The old lady strangled you, an old woman (Xiaoqing is three years older than her), a rotten fairy girl!! Dare to discharge in front of the old lady (she was once one of the top 100 beautiful girls) big beauty!? … There won't be any leftovers for you!! Wait for the old lady to grow up one day! Mature! Wouldn't it be better for my mother to sleep with my father Zhang herself!! … Your sister! You old thing, you're still a slave!? …… Look at your old ugly appearance! ......" Ye Wanhong thought viciously in her heart. Bian took decisive action............ I can only say that it is too late and that it is fast! Ye Wanhong directly overturned her "Dad Zhang"... The bright red lips stuck to Uncle Zhang's ugly face! ……
That ugly ghost Director Zhang! At first, I gladly accepted this flying blessing... But I suddenly remembered that this little girl's boyfriend, Emperor Wu Zhong (also the Jade Emperor thirty years later), was near here, and he was still singing mountain songs in this direction affectionately... So the old thing began to refuse... Help!! ……
"The Middle Emperor! Emperor Zhong! Uncle Zhang has a heat stroke! Hurry up!! Fly over to Lao Tzu! Don't you see that your family Wanhong is here to rescue Lao Tzu! Hurriedly!!! "The cypress people are cheap and great, and they call loudly to Emperor Wu Zhong not far away...... Miss Wanhong lay on her Uncle Zhang like a show... The little young girl was not far away, and she fainted to death......
The middle emperor dog legs, flying over! I personally gave artificial respiration to the leader... Uncle Zhang vomited! … Miss Xiaoye also threw up...... The little young girl next door, she didn't vomit (robot), but she was also uncomfortable............
Lunch will be served on the beautiful beach of the "Rebirth Temple" on the island of the lake...... But on this six-square-kilometer island... Tens of thousands of believers and tourists sang and danced, and it was very lively...
Brother Jia, the first seat of the book, and the deputy seat of Mi Dayue, and the third in command: Director Zhang, the accountant. The four big leaders patrolled and came over to toast... One hundred and ten beautiful fairy girls shuttled through it, singing and dancing..."Oops! Uncle Huang, Uncle Li! How does this Chinese food taste? The lotus root in the sea that I Xiao Zhang ordered, is it fresh? … And the lotus meat bun, isn't it fragrant... Hahahaha... Come! Xiao Zhang Jing two uncles have a cup! … Stay for a while, the two old-timers are still sweeping the floor... Hard, hard work! … Hahahahaha...... "......
Sweeping!? … Yes, sweep the floor. … Why? … Oh! Hehe... It turns out that this is the way it happened... In the human palace, there is also a group of senior gods... There are even more than a dozen, that is, the Holy Heavenly Master level... So the palace gods, according to Zhang Eren's dream. The principle of "fit" was proposed. … That is, to reproduce some episodes in the dream, in response to the gods of the Heavenly Emperor. For example, the little leaf girl in the dream is mixing tea, so in reality, she should wear the same clothes to make tea for everyone... In the dream, the two old things are sweeping the floor on the background, so stay in reality for a while, these two old people must also sweep the floor on the background... As for that group of immortals, it is unlikely to reappear! For the time being, it will be replaced by Brother Jia, Uncle Yishu, Sister Wen, Zhuo Wenjun, and Mi Dayue......
Here it is necessary to introduce the profession of "Holy Heavenly Master" in this country. There are a total of 9,981 Holy Heavenly Masters (Senior Heavenly Masters) in the country. Most of them are pseudo-gods...... Dozens of others may be true "demi-immortals" (there are also several of the government-owned twelve). Most of them work in the "Guanghan Temple" in the holy city of the moon... The "Zhu Gezhen" in this article is a true half-immortal......
Then there is the dream of the slut, the time is about six or seven o'clock in the evening, but in the dream of human beings, the brain will be lazy, and will deliberately delete part of the light background... So the palace gods follow this principle... It was deduced that the time in the dream should be about six o'clock, a few minutes later... It is close to dusk (the sun is still shining), so Zhang Slut and his group, waiting for a while at about five or six o'clock, must also go around to the back door "The Vast Gate", and be led in by the dream master "Zhu Gezhen (but in reality he is five or six years younger)......
The so-called "glow-in-the-dark glass of grape wine, if you want to drink the pipa, you will urge immediately"... Delicious delicacies, beautiful Chinese food gala... It's over...... The large army continued to play leisurely outside the Tushi Heavenly Palace...... They don't go in until about three o'clock to worship the gods and goddesses... Director Zhang and his gang had to wait until around 5:55 and quietly went around the back door... Zhu Gezhen led the door in......
At around three o'clock, Director Zhang and his gang entered the temple...... Ugly Zhang Bairen moved again..."Me! Your mother! It's really amazing! It's unbelievable! (Because most of the immortals in it have been seen in his dreams)," Bai Ren said. "Brother! You're committing two here!? Brother is going to be angry! If you accidentally blaspheme the gods! Brother is really going to move the wrath of thunder! "Brother Jia angrily reminded him of this stupid brother......
It's around five o'clock... Bai Renren, Brother Jia, Uncle Yishu, Ye Wanhong, Xiaoqing Girl (Brother Lan). The five Shi Shiran walked towards the back door...
When passing through the big back door, Director Zhang made another mistake: "I said eldest brother and cousin!" It's not right here, is Lao Tzu's door so big? Thousands of people came out of it (he was referring to the tourists who were going out), hum! Bai Renjun complained angrily. Brother Jia didn't give any face to his brother to go back: "Brother! Are you blind? Is this your "Great Gate"!? Look at the "Consistent Gate Exit" above, do you know how to read!? Brothers!? So many immortals, you say you've seen them in your dreams! Can you still make a mistake!? Besides, what Lord Blue Emperor told me just now, slut, you are through the heavens, and you can touch all the flowers blooming... You'll die if you accumulate some virtue! Leaflet! Listen to Uncle Jia's orders! Go over and incite you to open your dad with a big mouth! ……”…… The touching little Ye girl, when she heard the bloody "order" of the first adult, stood there with a cute pinching gesture...... In the past, the jade hand stroked Daddy Zhang's ugly face......
The five of them finally walked to the "Gate of the Greatest Being"... Uncle Zhang was paralyzed by fright again! Holding Ye Wanhong's little sister beside her, she said softly: "Your sister! What such an evil sect! Your sister! Your sister ...... "... It turns out that the vast door that the slut saw is not much different from the middle of his dream! … It's just that now the door is closed...... If at this time we are flying in the air ... You will see that in the square inside, two elderly people, under the guidance of the heavenly master sent by the palace, are operating ancient sweeping robots and learning to sweep the floor...... Na Mi Dayue greeted everyone politely: "Brothers, the leaders are here for sightseeing, this!" It's too benevolent......" ...... One of the human Heavenly Masters replied, "Unkind! If he is not righteous, he will sweep until the end of the discourse... This is the order of the upper peak... It is said that he made a mistake in front of the deceased or something......"......
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