Chapter 65: Angry Ball
What scared Sun Cheng was a huge cactus, more than a meter high, looking green, covered with thorns, and it was these thorns that pierced his ass just now.
Sun Cheng looked around, everyone else was busy in the distance, and he didn't know who put the cactus here. Curious, he circled around the cactus and pushed it on top of it, and the cactus shook a little and didn't fall.
"Is it a cactus tumbler?" Sun Cheng muttered to himself, and then pushed it hard.
The cactus ball fell, not only fell, it also screamed, not only called, it was also deformed, I saw two feet stretched out from under it, two hands stretched out from above, and a small head full of thorns emerged from the top, it turned out that this cactus ball was dressed up by Wu Yuluo.
"Senior sister, why are you!" Sun Cheng said in surprise.
"Stinky Sun Cheng, why are you pushing me so hard, hey...... It hurts me......" Wu Yuluo was lying on the ground at the moment, like a little turtle facing the sky on his back, waving his limbs wildly, but he couldn't stand up, "What are you still standing there for, pull me up, I can't stand up!"
Sun Cheng hurriedly went over and pulled her up, and couldn't help but smile: "I said senior sister, you are playing with that set, how can you wear such a thing, you look weird, take it off quickly, aren't you about to perform, don't you go to change your costumes." ”
"This is my performance costume," Wu Yuluo gritted his teeth and creaked, "Zhang Qianqian's ugly woman specially ordered it for me!"
Sun Cheng couldn't help but tugged at the soft thorns on her hat, and said, "I now kind of understand why you are so angry with Zhang Qianqian, she simply dresses you up as a clown, it's too much!"
Wu Yuluo finally found his soulmate, and his little head nodded vigorously: "That's it, Zhang Qianqian is a ...... with bad intentions" Wu Yuluo didn't finish speaking, and was called over by others, because the performance was about to start.
Zhang Qianqian, Wu Yuluo and others performed a show called "The Loving Gardener", Sun Cheng had never seen them rehearse, and now seeing Wu Yuluo dressed like this, he was a little curious, so he walked over to watch their show.
The show began, first a few girls danced on the stage in flower-shaped clothes, and after a while, Wu Yuluo came on the stage, her small body was in a fat cactus, only her hands and feet were exposed, and she ran to the girls with small steps, which made the audience laugh.
But the "flowers" dressed up by those girls disliked the "cactus" dressed up by Wu Yuluo was too ugly, and they were full of thorns, and they didn't play with her, and the "cactus" was very lost, but they didn't want to give up the opportunity to play with everyone, and still circled around the "flowers", and the "flowers" began to deliberately fix the "cactus", this one pushed her, that one tripped her with his foot, and even a "flower" suddenly kicked her in the back, and the "cactus" fell to the ground.
When Sun Cheng saw this scene, his eyes suddenly became sharp, and his body leaned forward a little, he just saw that the kick that kicked Wu Yuluo was very heavy, and he almost rushed out to help her, but he still held back.
Wu Yuluo couldn't get up for a long time, so Zhang Qianqian pretended to be a gardener on the field, carefully helped the "cactus" up, then comforted her, and went to enlighten those "flowers", so that they realized their mistakes and apologized to the "cactus".
Then there was a happy ending, at the last moment of the show, Wu Yuluo suddenly hugged Zhang Qianqian, as if to thank her as a gardener.
Zhang Qianqian was pricked by the soft thorns on Wu Yuluo's body, but she couldn't help but scream, there was no rehearsal for this bridge, she knew that this was Wu Yuluo's revenge on her, but she couldn't attack, she could only barely pull out a miserable smile, and whispered to Wu Yuluo to let go of her quickly.
Wu Yuluo let go of her embrace after hearing her words, she was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Wu Yuluo hugged her hard again, gritted his teeth and whispered to her: "I thank you for letting people kick me!"
At the end, the girls took a curtain call, and Wu Yuluo took off the hat with a thorn on her head and secretly stabbed the ass of the girl who kicked her just now.
These were all seen by Sun Cheng, and he smiled heartily: It is really not easy to let Wu Yuluo, a little pepper, suffer.
Finally it was Sun Cheng's turn and Wu Yuluo's program, Sun Cheng entered the stage with a somersault, stopped in the center of the stage, saluted everyone in the audience, and then began to perform Tai Chi.
Then Wu Yuluo threw a red tassel gun from the backstage, but she didn't have the right head, threw it too high and too far, Sun Cheng couldn't catch it, so he could only flip back three backflips, which barely caught the tail grab, although the gun head was used for performance, and there was no blade, but it was also very dangerous to hit people, and the people on the other side of the stage were scared.
At the end of the marksmanship performance, Sun Cheng turned his back to the audience and came back to the pistol, but the mutation protruded, and the head of the gun fell off and rushed towards the audience.
The teachers and students in the audience all exclaimed, but the gun head suddenly stopped in mid-air, and it turned out that the gun head and the gun barrel were connected with a red cloth belt, and the front and back of the red cloth belt were written in yellow letters "Happy Teacher's Day" five big characters.
Sun Cheng took the gun and shook it back, the gun head was brought back, Sun Cheng took off the cloth belt and the gun head, and performed a set of Shaolin stick methods, and then stood up and finished the work.
Next, it was Wu Yuluo's turn to come on the stage, and I saw her move lightly, walk to the center of the stage with a purple and green sword in her hand, and salute the audience with her fists.
At this time, she was wearing a red power suit, showing her beautiful and beautiful figure to the fullest, although her chest was a hard injury, but the flaws were not hidden, and this appearance was still amazing.
Wu Yuluo performed an antique sword dance with the music played by the guzheng, the red sword spike flew, the long black hair flowing, and the graceful posture was elegant, which attracted the applause of the audience.
As soon as the sword dance stopped, the guzheng stopped suddenly, the gongs and drums "rushed wind" played, Wu Yuluo began to circle around Sun Cheng, this girl had a good time, and turned two more times, and then stopped in front of Sun Cheng, and the sound of gongs and drums also stopped, but I saw that she was learning from the pretty flower in the opera to put her palm on her eyebrows, twisting her waist and swinging her hips to make a distant look.
Sun Cheng was surprised, it didn't seem to be this part during the rehearsal. Then something that made him laugh appeared, and he saw Wu Yuluo shouting at him: "Huh...... You, the monkey head surnamed Sun, dare to steal your little aunt's peaches, see if I don't knock you down!" The voice was crisp and loud, and it spread throughout the auditorium, and she even carried a microphone.
Sun Cheng was slandered: Who made you tamper with the plot and add lines indiscriminately, do you think this is a sketch, and the monkey head surnamed Sun, uh...... It seems that the monkey head is indeed surnamed Sun......
Wu Yuluo seemed to guess that Sun Cheng was muttering to her, and didn't give him time to vent in his heart.
The fight between the two is a plot that has been rehearsed many times, and Wu Yuluo didn't mess around again, otherwise the sword and stick would have no eyes, and it would not be good to hurt her again. The two of them went back and forth, dazzling for a while, although it was not a real fight, but it was very ornamental, and the applause of the audience continued to come out.
Suddenly, the two of them staggered, retreated a few steps each, threw their weapons on either side of the stage, and then fought together with their bare hands. Wu Yuluo also came up with ingenuity and added some movements of the lifting dance, although this kind of fight is nondescript, but it is extremely pleasing to the eye.
The last action was to spin Wu Yuluo and throw it up, and then catch her with his hand, but Sun Cheng's hand slipped a little, although he still caught her without danger, but it touched her hidden body parts.
This process was very short, and the audience below did not notice it, but Wu Yuluo felt it quite clearly. She knew that Sun Cheng shouldn't have done it on purpose, but she was still so ashamed that she lost her mind and chased Sun Cheng like a little shrew.
Sun Cheng was self-aware, and the residual warmth at his fingertips was still there, reminding him that he had just touched a place that he shouldn't have touched, so he just avoided Wu Yuluo's pursuit and didn't dare to fight back.
Wu Yuluo randomly realized that the two were performing a show, so he quickly stopped chasing and fighting, and said improvised: "The dead monkey surnamed Sun, now I know how powerful your little aunt is, dare to steal peaches again, and beat your face into a monkey's ass!"
Then the two hurriedly took a curtain call, and there were bursts of applause and laughter from the audience, and the audience below didn't know it, thinking that the accident just now was a performance designed by the two.
As soon as Sun Cheng got off the scene, he immediately fled, he didn't want to face Wu Yuluo's thunderous anger. Wu Yuluo was about to settle accounts with Sun Cheng, but found that he had disappeared, and secretly took a stinky hooligan, so he went backstage to change his clothes.
Sun Cheng ran out of the auditorium and found that Wu Yuluo did not follow, so he was relieved, and then he walked to the dormitory. As he walked, he felt that someone was following him, and he subconsciously thought that Wu Yuluo was chasing him, so he quickly ran away.
"Stop!" came the woman's shrill laughter behind ......her, as if pinched at the throat.
Sun Cheng didn't hear Wu Yuluo's voice, so he stopped to see who was pretending to be a ghost, but when he saw the person behind him, he gasped in fright.