"Hey, have you heard, Edward was listless at school this morning, and when I asked him what was going on, he actually said he had a broken brain!"

"What? Brain is bad? Are you sure Edward said that? That's what he said?"

"It's true! I don't believe you can ask for yourself. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info, isn't he there, you go and ask, I'm sure he will say that!"

At this moment, Edward's voice did sound in the corner.

"It's not a big deal, I just have a bad brain......"

This is a scene that happened in the cafeteria of St. John's Junior High School, around 12 o'clock in the afternoon, the students who had finished class were hurriedly picking up food in their mouths. After all, lunch breaks are limited, and who wouldn't want to play a little more at noon?

"If you want to say that he has a bad brain, I am the first to believe it. ”

Sitting in the corner of the dining table, an eighth-grade girl sneered: "A person who usually has such good academic performance, but suddenly got into that shape in the final exam last year, and then stubbornly left one level, if it wasn't for a bad brain, how could it be?"

"Susanna, don't say that, Edward is pathetic......"

A play is being staged in the corner of the restaurant, called "Edward's Les Miserables", starring him himself, with his usual best buddies and admirers as supporting roles. The plot is that the people around him keep asking him why he is depressed today, and he keeps answering that his brain is broken, his IQ has decreased, and his brain is dead......

Then the surrounding spectators kept expressing their opinions.

But in one corner, it's an exception.

Sissi ate slowly and leisurely, looking at the girl in front of her with strange eyes.

"You really didn't do it?"

Sitting across from her, Alice rubbed her forehead in distress for the n+1st time today: "Please, dear, how many times have you asked this question, what can I do?" Am I going to be hypnotic? Let him keep those lines and say them endlessly?"

Sissi looked in the direction of the theater: "Then how did he become like that? It is impossible for you to shout like that, and he really ...... Stupid, huh?"

Alice pouted: "Pretending to be pitiful to attract your attention, just like the thing about him repeating a grade, using this method to create opportunities for himself, I am really convinced." ”

Sissi touched her face, and for some reason, her face was a little hot.

Therefore, her chewing speed naturally slowed down: "Alice, there is still half an hour before class after eating, go outside for a walk?"

Of course, Alice didn't care, and after eating the last bit of lunch in three or two bites, she took Sissi's little hand and walked out of the school building.

It was noon, and it was the first day of school, and many students who hadn't seen each other during the holidays were hanging out in groups of three or five, and the playground was full of people. Not far away Lincoln High School is not the same, this September, is also the day Ashley walked from St. John to Lincoln, and even Maiya is a sixteen-year-old girl, in a blink of an eye, the days are really fast.

"Actually, it was an accident that Ashley was able to go to school here. ”

Alice took Sissi's hand and walked around the school building: "If it weren't for the serious illness that missed the exam that year, she would have gone directly to the private middle school, how could she still live in Calver City." ”

Sissi nodded in agreement, "yes, but if it's me...... Alice, let me ask you a question, do you think it's too late for me to apply to Eton College now?"

Alice raised her eyebrows: "Do you want to take the test? Good guy, that's not easy!"

Eton College in the UK, who has not heard of its famous name. Don't look at this school founded in the 15th century, which only admits more than 200 students every year, but 70% of them will go on to the world's top universities, and the average number of students entering Oxford and Cambridge every year is about 70, but it is quite a remarkable existence!

I only heard Sissi continue to praise: "Of course it's not easy. Alice, you must have heard of that statistic? It is said that during the First World War, the death rate of British men on the battlefield was about 11 percent, and the death rate of men who graduated from Eton College was about 20 percent!

For this, Alice must also nod in agreement: "Yes, enjoy privileges in peacetime, take the lead in wartime, and the British royal family and nobles can still be popular with people around the world in modern times, and their example is indispensable." And without the enlightenment of Eton College, it would not be easy to do this. ”

"So it's really hard......"

In this way, Sissi let out a weak groan: "Every year, thousands of students apply for it, but only more than two hundred are admitted. Although the proportion is not low to the point of exaggeration, the registration conditions themselves are very harsh. If you are not an excellent student in a private elementary school, it is difficult to apply for it. ”

Coincidentally, the two walked down the stairs of the school building, and they sat down.

Listening to Sissi's emotion, Alice suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"Slowly, slowly, Sissi, how do I remember that Eton College is a boys' school, right?"

Even if she has never even been to the UK in her previous life, of course Alice knows that this best secondary school in the UK should be a boys' school, is it good!?

Why is Sissi still fighting its idea?

Could it be ......

Facing Alice's strange gaze, the corners of Sissi's mouth twitched: "Look at what, of course I'm a girl, you idiot!"

"It's okay, we're not afraid to admit it, even if you are a plain blue child, even if you are a blue child, you will love you for a lifetime. ”

But seeing that Alice still looked chattering, Sissi had to roll her eyes: "I said a great genius, although I know that you definitely don't even care which university you go to, but please can you have more snacks on a regular basis? Eton College broke the convention of the past few centuries and started recruiting female students since last year, haven't you paid attention to such a big news!?"

Alice's innocent expression meant that she really wasn't paying attention.

"Do you want to die ......?"

So Sissi sat down beside her, glared at her viciously, and leaned her face over.

"I told you a long time ago that I dream of going to Eton College, we've known each other for two or three years, right?

"Are you sure you told me?"

"How could I not have told you?"

"Of course you haven't told me!"

"Tell me I didn't tell you!?"

"Of course I didn't tell you...... Wait, that's the other way around!?"

As the words fell, the two girls glared at each other with menacing expressions.

Then, poof, laughing, all happy.

Alice shook her hair: "To be reasonable, I really don't know when Eton College will be able to admit girls." ”

Sissi snorted, with a proud face: "Didn't you say it, last year's news was when we entered St. John's together." ”

Alice suddenly realized: "Oh~ It turns out that the reason why Eton will recruit girls is because I am in middle school~"

"Well, yes...... Wait, hey, can you be more arrogant!?"

"My dear, this is not called arrogance, this is called middle two, you are out~"

"Uh...... Are you sure that word is ...... In Japanese, what is the use of this out?

One sentence set off a thousand waves, and she was idle anyway, so Alice fortunately explained the meaning of the words in Secondary 2 and the usage of out to represent obsolescence.

"Your head. ”

So, when the class bell rang, Sissi smiled and patted Alice on the head: "Why is there always something that others can't think of?"

The gaze is a little strange, and Sissi's gaze is definitely a little weird.

A little embarrassed to be looked at by those bright green eyes, Alice laughed dryly, and turned her head: "It's just smarter, you don't know~"

The playground was silent in an instant, and when the bell fell, all the students, except for the physical education class, had already taken their places and stayed in the school building.

"That's right......"

After a moment of silence, Sissi crossed her knees and looked down the steps, her head tilted to Alice.

"Why were you so excited when Edward came to bother me this morning?"

The atmosphere is a bit weird.

Alice blinked: "My territory, dear, that bastard dared to go to Vinton Street to play a confession, of course I want to drive him away." ”

Sissi tilted her head against her head, and a hint of the slightly cool California breeze of early autumn blew in, causing their jet-black hair to flutter together.

"But you were really fast at the time, and the men's 100-meter final at last year's Olympics was so level, right?"

Alice spun her fingers in circles to lower her heart rate.

"Hehe~Do you particularly worship me?Oops,Don't be shy,Sissi,It's okay to kiss~"

As soon as the words fell, a warm feeling suddenly fell on his face.

The two looked at each other speechlessly.

Both were staring.

Sissi: "Look, you're going to snap when you meet Ashley, what's the big deal if I kiss it?"

Alice: "...... Well, the question is, Ashley's kiss is passionate, you're too light, aren't you? Isn't the French girl romantic, but the other party is a passionate Italian girl, are you sure you want to be compared to her?"

Sissi suddenly even twisted her nose: "Compare with her, pull it down, Alice wants to talk about kissing the mouth, French wet kiss French wet kiss, isn't that our patent!?"

Alice looked at the sky with her eyes and crossed her legs: "Seeing is believing, hearing is false." ”

Looking at the sky with both eyes and ears looking at the six ways, Alice could see that Sissi suddenly took a deep breath.

"What are you going to do...... Hmm!"

Then, suddenly, her mouth was gagged.

The hand was far more powerful than usual, and with one pull Alice's neck had to be twisted, and then there was a burst of aroma, and then ......

Her head froze completely.

Then, it's a full minute.

"Whew...... Suffocate me!"

After a minute, Sissi let go of Alice and stuck her tongue back into her mouth.

Then, she raised her eyebrows proudly: "That's it, no matter how many times Ashley smacks you in the face in the future, your first kiss is mine~"

The dead silence was like the sky and the deep sea in tune, surrounded by an unrivalled high pressure, enough to overwhelm anyone, even most living things.

I saw Alice's face...... Twisted like Picasso.

Facing Sissi's proud expression, it took a while for her throat to squirm.

"Damn! How much did you spit in my mouth!?" )