Chapter 563: If it goes on like this, it will catch fire

"Are the rules you set fair?" Nangong Chen said angrily.

The big yellow dog knew that Nangong Chen was now a toothless tiger, and he was not afraid, so he raised his paws and rubbed his eyes casually, yawned and said: "Nangong Chen, this immortal doctor knows that you despicable villain will definitely not abide by Ruo's words, so it is unfair to bet with you." “

"Damn, aren't you despicable?" Nangong Chen was even more angry, a few days ago, this dead dog bit his thigh and didn't let go, he couldn't bear the pain, so he could only hand over the lid of the pot, in terms of despicable means, he was far inferior to the dead dog.

But the dignified Western Regions Demon Body actually admitted in his heart that his methods were not as good as a dog, which was really a bit ridiculous.

"My methods are much more upright than yours, at least I bite openly, but you always bite people secretly. The big yellow dog teased.

"You're human? You're a dog. Nangong Chen scolded excitedly, it turned out that he had also tried to fight back a few days ago, and secretly sneaked up and bit on the tail of the big yellow dog, and the big yellow dog screamed in pain, but the big yellow dog killed Nangong Chen in seconds with a word, saying that he was so shameless that he wanted to bite a dog......

"It's true that I'm not a human, if you bite me, isn't it a human biting a dog?" The big yellow dog was immediately amused, it didn't like to be called a dog in its life, but to deal with people like Nangong Chen, it was necessary to put down its body and be more shameless than a shameless enemy in order to win.

Nangong Chen's face was pale, and he swore that he would not talk to this dead dog, and he couldn't suppress it verbally every time.

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All over Zhongzhou, there are different versions of Wu Heng's call for 50,000 strong troops to fight against the aliens, which caused an uproar, this is not a trivial matter, and the aliens and the human races are very concerned.

"Will Wuheng win?"

Some people expressed optimism about Wuheng, while others felt that it was difficult.

The alien race is too ferocious, in the eyes of most people, the alien race is a monster that eats people and does not eat earth bones, and it is not at all a human power can compete with it.

This war has not yet begun, and it has become the most watched battle in Zhongzhou in the past hundred years, and even many old monsters living in seclusion in the mountains and forests have come to be interested, and they have walked out of the bamboo house and rushed to the southern regions.

The moon sky is like a mirror, bright and brilliant, and the stars are deep and shining, hanging on a black curtain, shining with a soft shimmer.

When the moon is in the sky, the wine and meat become a song.

"Punishment, punishment, punishment, Sun Yiqing, you rolling calf, why did you come so late? Did you go to pick up a girl just now?" Around a huge bonfire, there were many groups of drinking monks around, both barbarian and Terran monks. When they saw Sun Yiqing, who was wearing a beast costume and came late, they shouted and shouted.

"Not to mention, there have been so many people who have come to visit our clan lately, and they haven't been blocked back one by one until now. Sun Yiqing's face was tired and looked very unenergetic.

Ouyang Xi said: "Those people, all of them have bad intentions, they all want to test how deep the water of our army is, just block it back." ”

"Although you have delayed drinking time because of official business, it does not change the fact that you are fined for drinking, and you must be fined three glasses first. "The barbarians speak heroically, for them, there are two major things in life, fighting, drinking, no matter what is important, if you drink and delay, you must be punished!

Wu Heng seemed to be in the queue of people who were drinking, but he didn't know that the people in the outside world were all betting on him in order to discuss whether he won or lost.

Sun Yiqing lost his temper and shouted: "Drink it, who is afraid of whom!"

Immediately, three bowls of fragrant pure white milk wine were placed in front of him, and this kid was stunned, calling the bowl too big, which was obviously bullying, and the wine bowl was twice as small as this on weekdays.

"There's no way, the new batch of porcelain bowls are so big. "The barbarian monks made a bad way, because of the stationing of the Wuheng army, they were scarce in bowls and chopsticks, so they went to the bottom of the mountain to buy a lot of big bowls, the mouth of the bowl is as thick as a thigh, three times the strong milk wine in the stomach, and the strong man has to pour!

"The bowls are twice as big, so naturally they have to be reduced, how about I drink one and a half bowls?" Sun Yiqing played a clever trick.

"No, the rule of self-punishment of three cups can't be messed up, otherwise how can you be worthy of your ancestors and ancestors. The barbarian monk refused righteously, and suddenly put the wine on the table worthy of the ancestors.

The wine is strong, the meat is fragrant, Wu Heng is also gradually intoxicated, he has not been so relaxed for a long time, Sun Yiqing, who was watching himself punished for three cups on the side, laughed straightly, and looked along the bonfire, a group of graceful women were dancing the bonfire dance, they were wearing exotic clothes, revealing a smooth and smooth navel, and the white and tender skin was more visible by the red flames.

"Okay, good, good!" Xuanyuan Qingyun drooled when he saw it, and pointed at one of the dancers without hesitation: "This chick, this son likes it!"

Sun Yiqing also joined in the excitement and said: "What is this, my barbarian princess is much more stunning than this, it is said that the barbarian princess fell in love with you at first sight a few days ago, the kid is very blessed!"

"Oh, it's really fake, don't fool me. Xuanyuan Qingyun was interested, and his eyes were as bright as stars.

"Tonight's bonfire ball, the barbarian princess will come to participate. Sun Yiqing said expectantly.

As soon as the words fell, a voice exploded in the crowd: "The barbarian princess has arrived." ”

"Boom" "Boom" ......

The earth-shattering sound of footprints came immediately, and I saw a sturdy barbarian woman approaching from afar, step by step, to know that she was stepping on steel flower rock!

Xuanyuan Qingyun originally imagined how stunning the barbarian princess was, what a sinking fish and geese, but now when he saw it, the chopsticks in his hand suddenly fell to the ground, and he was stunned and said: "This is the stunning Tianxiang barbarian princess?

Sun Yiqing grinned with white teeth and said heroically: "You don't understand this, the heavier the woman, the more powerful it is to give birth." ”

"I think that such a stunning and fragrant woman is only blessed by you, Brother Sun. Xuanyuan Qingyun hurriedly shirked it.

"Hey, do you think I don't want to, whoever makes her fall in love with you will let her grandfather be a matchmaker for her, saying that if you don't marry you, you won't be able to live. Sun Yiqing said with deep pity.

And Xuanyuan Qingyun deeply regretted that if this woman really married herself, she should not be able to live

"Third brother, I think that since people have affection for you, you will follow it. Wu Heng also began to make fun of it.

"It's, it's just that it's rare to have a woman fall in love with you at first sight. Xuanyuan Yue made a crisp sound.

Seeing that Xuanyuan Qingyun was reluctant to meet him, Xuanyuan Yaotian hurriedly instigated: "She is a barbarian princess, even if she can't grow a positive fruit, third brother, you can at least give some face." ”

"Well, it's time to put this old life on the line. Xuanyuan Qingyun smiled bitterly, and then greeted him handsome and dashing, but every time the barbarian princess took a step closer to him, he felt the ground tremble, and his center of gravity was a little unstable.

There are many people at the scene, such a delicious wine and food, naturally a sloppy old man is indispensable, this product has been hiding in the corner and gnawing on chicken legs. Barbarian King, Ouyang Lan, Ouyang Xi, except for Xuanyuan Yanran, Xuehua, Yazhi Overseas, who should have come, were all present.

Xuehua was interested in participating in the bonfire dance, but Ya Zhihai cried his father and called his mother to teach him the avenue formation, all along, Wu Heng has been busy with official business, let Xuehua teach Ya Zhihai the art of the formation, Ya Zhihai said that he can understand, saying that the master's formation is very mysterious, I guess it is difficult to understand, and it is not bad to let the master teach.

As for Xuanyuan Yanran, she didn't know, she was silent and didn't greet everyone.

After being full of wine and food, Wu Heng wandered around in the deep mountains and old forests alone in a daze, he staggered, staggered, and suddenly knocked the door of a bamboo house open.

In the bamboo house, the lights are bright, there are simple coffee tables, tables and chairs and other furniture, and there is a screen on the right side of the small bamboo house, which must be a bed inside, and it must be a girl's boudoir when you guess.

Wu Heng actually made the god send a messenger to approach the house, and then the ghost sent the god to close the door.

Chirping......

The sound of the wooden door closing and rubbing out sounded, and a woman's vigilant shout was immediately heard from inside the screen: "Who?"

Treading ......

However, the person who broke into the woman's boudoir was not moved at all, and the footsteps became heavier and heavier, and they broke in along the screen.

Under the lamplight, there is a pink woman's incense, everything is pink, pink curtains, pink quilts, pink people...... No, it should be a light pink pajamas, as thin as light gauze, and the snow-white and delicate skin inside is looming, and you can see it at a glance.

It was a beautiful woman, sleeping in the incense collapse, the hazy snow body lying on the incense collapse, I can't say that I can see through it, but I can also vaguely see a little spring.

Because the weather in Lingshan was relatively hot, the woman did not cover the bed, so the only cover was the only remaining pink light veil.

Her short hair hangs down, her facial features are exquisite, her muscles are like clotted fat, her hands are like soft wattles, and she shows a charming but cold temperament all over her body, which is simply a stunning stunner. Especially the pair of white flowers, slender and delicate legs, so suffocating exposed to the air, full of beauty, people are fascinated to watch.

Originally, the woman was still very alert, but when she saw the face of the comer, her expression became strange, and she was not afraid of him seeing her current outfit.

"Wu Heng, what are you doing?" she tentatively rushed to the person to ask, and then smelled a pungent smell of wine, and couldn't help frowning, muttering: "Why did you drink so much wine that you actually drunk this ancient god......

Wu Heng was dazed, and what he saw in his eyes was the extreme temptation of a woman in front of him.

He was a little confused, a few unsteady arrow steps walked away, and he fell into the bed, and the whole person pressed on the woman, the graceful and smooth curves and skin made Wu Heng inevitably react, rubbing on it for a while, and his hands were on the pair of pink legs that countless men were fascinated by.

The woman was a little resistant before, but then she said to herself: "I've touched it anyway, and I don't care about this time." ”

But what people didn't expect was that Wu Heng was so drunk that he fell on the woman and tossed for a while, then he lost his follow-up, fell into a deep sleep, and made an annoying snoring sound.

"This damn idiot, when don't you sleep, but you fall asleep at this time. The woman was very dissatisfied, pushed Wu Heng directly off the bed with both hands, and rolled several times in a row on the cold ground, and then the snoring sound of deep sleep still did not stop.

This made the delicate woman can't help but scold at this time: "Sleep to death you, cold to death, hum, hum ......"

After a while, the woman tossed back and forth on the bed, unable to sleep, and then looked at Wu Heng, who was curled up on the ground, and couldn't help but soften, she got out of bed with her bare white little feet, lifted Wu Heng, and carried him to the center of the bed.

Then she covered him with a quilt and fell beside her, perhaps really tired and tired, but this time she slept soundly.

The next morning, the sun shone brightly outside the small bamboo house.

The holy light shined through the screen, hitting the pink bed, Wu Heng's sleepy eyes in the bed were hazy, a little uncomfortable illuminated by the harsh sun, he opened his eyes dimly, and then shook his body, feeling a little awkward, as if there was a warm and silky object pressing on him.

When he stretched out his hand and touched it casually, he immediately broke out in a cold sweat, feeling like an electric shock, and for a moment he couldn't describe how he felt at the moment.

"Didn't you touch enough last night?" At this time, a lazy woman's voice came from her ears, and from the understated tone, Wu Heng, the old Jianghu, heard a little grudge, the little woman has a kind of grudge against a man, this thing is very fatal......

Wu Heng turned his head to look and saw a pair of beautiful and bright eyes, and the watery eyes were also looking at him.

And his lips happened to be attached to the other party's bright and ruddy lips.

The woman exhaled like an orchid, her breathing gradually became rapid, Wu Heng could feel the moment her lips touched hers, the woman's delicate body trembled, obviously she didn't care about anything, she should be a woman who was outwardly developed but conservative in her heart.

And Wu Heng's hand was holding a little white rabbit, and it was precisely because of the silky touch that he was like an electric shock, and he was a little difficult to extricate himself.

"I, how could I ......" Wu Heng hurriedly parted her lips, a little panicked, talking to himself beside him, not knowing what to say.

"You got drunk last night, and then you cooked raw rice, and that's it. The woman said calmly, and then slapped Wu Heng's hand that was holding on to her snow peak.

"I, I, second sister, you, you ......" Wu Heng seemed to have become a child who made mistakes, not knowing whether to defend himself or not, raw rice was cooked and cooked, everything fell to the dust, there was nothing to say.

"What are you, you're a villain, last night I couldn't move when I took advantage of this girl's cultivation method, so I forcibly pushed it down...... It's really ......" The woman pouted, looking angry, but in fact she was secretly playing with Wu Heng, the woman who slept with Wu Heng all night was the second sister Xuanyuan Yanran.

It is normal for demons to intermarry, and for Zhongzhou, it is normal for cousins and cousins to marry, so she didn't refuse Wu Heng last night.

Wu Heng's eyes were complicated, he looked at Xuanyuan Yanran's flawless face like Haoyue, and said in a trembling voice: "In that case, haven't you become my woman?"

"yes, become your woman. Xuanyuan Yanran nodded casually, as early as that experience in the cave, she no longer resisted Wu Heng and became his woman, in fact, it was nothing. After all, women have to marry sooner or later, and it's not bad to marry a strong man who is still a little bit "upright".

"Haha, happiness came so suddenly. Wu Heng suddenly laughed, became ecstatic, and was about to fade away the only thin pink gauze on Xuanyuan Yanran's body. It turned out that he had already used his heavenly eye to understand everything that happened last night, and then he understood that the second sister Xuanyuan Yanran was teasing himself, so he pretended to do it, and also teased Xuanyuan Yanran.

Sure enough, Xuanyuan Yanran was frightened when she saw Wuheng's anxious appearance, and resisted: "You, what are you doing?"

"Hehe, since they have become my women, why are you so shy. Wu Heng said with both hands on her smooth face.

Xuanyuan Yanran's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, and she said a little twisted: "But, but I came here last night, and my body can't stand it, so forget it." ”

"Still pretending?" Seeing Xuanyuan Yanran's fake expression, Wu Heng smiled secretly in his heart, and said with a plan: "Yes." ”

"Yes. Xuanyuan Yanran's eyes were like silk, she smiled charmingly, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and finally fooled this dead pervert.

However, Wu Heng said with a smile: "Since it doesn't work, then you can always take a look, I was too drunk last night to see it clearly." ”

As he spoke, he tore off the ribbon around Xuanyuan Yanran's waist, and before he could make the next move, the gauze on Xuanyuan Yanran's shoulders had already slipped off, and stopped in front of the tall snow peak, and for a while, a large area of snow-white skin was revealed without concealment, and Wu Heng couldn't help but swallow his saliva when he saw it.

Xuanyuan Yanran's delicate body couldn't help but tremble again, her eyes looked at Wu Heng seriously, and she said in a slightly coquettish voice: "If this continues, we will really catch fire." ”

Wu Heng then came to his senses and understood that he had underestimated his second sister.

How smart is Xuanyuan Yanran?

Since she knew that Wu Heng had the eye of heaven that could penetrate the void brand, she naturally understood that it was difficult for her to fool him for too long, and if she broke it directly, it would catch fire if she continued like this, and everyone would wake up.

Wu Heng coughed a little embarrassed and said, "Eh, then I'll go first." ”

Immediately, he got dressed, got out of bed, and was about to leave quickly, but was pulled by Xuanyuan Yanran.

She didn't blame, but smiled charmingly at Wu Heng and said: "Everything is voluntary by me, in fact, it's okay to let me be your woman, it's just that I'm more difficult, but you are more attentive." ”

"You're more difficult, I'm more distracted. Wu Heng was slightly flustered, and then said with an open-minded smile: "When the time is ripe, it will naturally come to fruition." ”

"Well, if you think about it, you can always come to me. Xuanyuan Yanran's smile was charming, which made Wu Heng's heart move, and he almost couldn't help but push him down on the spot, but reason told him to calm down, he must be calm, calm down immediately......

Suddenly, Xuanyuan Yanran sat up, letting the unbelted pink pajamas on her body slide down her waist, revealing the most holy body, she hugged Wu Heng tightly with both hands, and kissed him tenderly.

After a long time, she looked at him, still in a playful tone, and said mischievously: "This is what I gave to you, and you don't need to be responsible." ”

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