Chapter 346, Detective Jiang Siyu
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As the year approaches, the weather is getting colder and colder, the streets are windy, and pedestrians are wrapped in cold clothes.
Although Puhai City has a warm winter every year, there is always a cruel period before and after the Chinese New Year, especially when the wind is very strong, which makes people not want to come out of their homes.
Jiang Siyu had already put on the hat of the down jacket at this time, and tied it vigorously with a tie, put his two small hands into the pockets of his jacket, and the whole person was tightly constricted together as if he was practicing bone shrinking skills.
When Chen Qinglang saw her like this, he couldn't help but want to laugh: "Hey, where is your evidence?"
Jiang Siyu glanced at him and said, "Let's find a café to sit down in, it's too cold outside." ”
"If it's too cold, go back, how can I have time to drink coffee with you?" Chen Qinglang said.
Jiang Siyu pouted: "You have time to go out to breathe, why don't you have time to drink coffee with me?" And when you come out for a walk on such a cold day, you either have a rusty head or have other intentions, teacher. And ah, you still don't let people follow, which means that what you are doing is definitely not a good thing, say, are you going out to meet a big beauty?"
Chen Qinglang looked at her in surprise: "Hey, I said that your brain hole is really not small!"
A sly light flashed in Jiang Siyu's eyes: "Teacher, your expression just now has already exposed your thoughts." I really didn't expect that the teacher usually looks serious, but his private life is so erosive, it's really surprising!"
"You used to look well-behaved and shy, but I didn't expect the real situation to be a quirky girl, and the teacher was also very surprised. Chen Qinglang imitated her tone.
Jiang Siyu stretched out his hand and grabbed his arm, and walked towards a coffee shop next to the street: "Teacher, you don't have to interrupt, I have done IQ tests before, but I am a genius-level girl." In front of me, you don't want to hide any secrets. ”
"Hey, hey, men and women don't kiss, in broad daylight, don't do anything. Chen Qinglang said.
Jiang Siyu snorted: "I already know what kind of person the teacher is, and I won't believe it if you pretend to be serious." In fact, in your heart, you are very fond and happy to see such a thing as physical contact with a young and invincible beautiful girl, right?"
Chen Qinglang withdrew his hand very strongly: "Hey, don't be too narcissistic, the teacher is a mature person, and he won't like such immature bean sprouts as you." ”
"I'm eighteen years old in a few months, and I'm no longer immature! Moreover, this is not the eighties of material scarcity, and although I am only seventeen years old, I am ......," she turned her head and said in a low voice, "I am no worse than a twenty-seven-year-old woman!"
Because of her words, Chen Qinglang subconsciously observed her carefully.
Then I have to admit that this little girl's words really make some sense.
I usually didn't pay much attention to it, and I didn't notice it yet, but when I looked closely at this time, I found that this Jiang Siyu had indeed developed extremely well.
The legs are long and the buttocks are upturned, although the breasts have not been touched with the touch, but just looking at the outline, they can already throw Zhang Peipei off ten Cao'an highways, even compared to Jiang Shuqing, it is not comparable, if it continues to develop, it is estimated that it can be compared with the plumpness of Li Celadon's light mature woman. Thinking back to Chen Yao, I remembered that this girl was actually developing quite well. The figure is enough to compare with most adult women, and at the same time it is a little more aura and tender than them, and the advantage in terms of competitiveness in its own hardware is simply not a little bit.
Look at the boys and girls on the street, all of them look green, but they are not low, he used to be sixteen or seventeen years old, his height was only more than one meter six, and now the children, not yet adults, have all jumped over one meter seven, after adulthood, it is no accident that they are all not less than one meter seven and five tall.
He had to sigh that the times are different, life is different, and people are becoming more and more different.
When he walked into the coffee shop and sat opposite Jiang Siyu, when he saw her again, the feelings and emotions in his heart were immediately different.
In the past, no matter what the circumstances, she was just treated as a child, but now, it has increased her maturity in her own mind. Several times her eyes involuntarily fell to her breasts......
When Jiang Siyu was very shy and pretended to be shy to protect his arms on his chest, his old face suddenly turned red.
At the same time, he secretly said: It's amazing, today's children are really amazing. When you get along with this girl in the future, you must control your mood more. Otherwise, one day I accidentally planted in the gutter of this little girl, it would be a shame.
However, he believed that his self-control and moral level would not fall to that level.
Moreover, just when he was in love with Zhang Peipei, he blatantly stepped on two boats at the same time to get Jiang Shuqing, which was already a very shameless and obscene thing, not to mention that he was ready to roll the sheets with Tang Shiyun now, if he had an affair with his ignorant female student, it would really be shameless to break through the low limit of secular morality.
This kind of thing, Chen Qinglang will never let it happen.
He is already shameless now, but he can't continue to push himself into the abyss that is inferior to beasts.
Otherwise, at that time, he really doubted that he would be guilty of committing suicide.
"Teacher, are you thinking about the possibility of something happening with your beautiful female student one day?" Jiang Siyu said with a wink, full of temptation.
Chen Qinglang coughed and said, "How is this possible, little girl, you overestimate your attractiveness, and you also underestimate the teacher's aesthetic level." ”
At this time, the waiter had already come to the table and asked the two of them what they wanted to drink.
"Brown sugar macchiato. Jiang Siyu casually ordered a drink, and then said, "Teacher, there is no need to deny it, not only do I know that you are thinking about the possibility of that kind of situation happening, but I also know that you are now making extremely deep self-criticism of your moral level with the guilty mentality of assuming that that kind of situation happens, as well as the construction of psychological prevention work." Teacher, am I right?"
Chen Qinglang knew that the waiter didn't know what the two people were talking about, and he still felt very weak and uncomfortable.
"Americano will do the trick. After quickly ordering the order, after the waiter turned around and left, he said to Jiang Siyu, "Siyu, the teacher asks narcissistically, do you like the teacher?"
Although Jiang Siyu has always shown this obviously, she was immediately a little shy when Chen Qinglang asked so directly, after all, she was a girl after all, and it was impossible to be calm in this situation.
But soon, she nodded, blushing and admitting this: "Yes, I like the teacher, I don't deny it, and what I can say is that I not only like the teacher, but I also hope that the teacher will like me." If there is really no way to like me, then it is not impossible to simply like me. ”
Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the meaning of liking me is very different from liking me.
Chen Qinglang was a little shocked: "Classmate Jiang Siyu, is there a problem with your three views?"
"What's wrong with the three views, as long as the five senses are fine, wouldn't it?" Jiang Siyu asked, "Could it be that when a man wants to sleep with a woman, the three views are more important than the five senses?"
"You ......" Chen Qinglang, who has always boasted of having strong debating ability, was suddenly a little confused, what do you have three views and five senses, what is this special meow?
But when I heard it, it really made sense.
Jiang Siyu spread his hands: "That's very reasonable, right? Since that's the case, I'll ask the teacher a question, for the sake of me being so young, so beautiful, and with such potential, does the teacher plan to change a girlfriend?"
Chen Qinglang pointed at her with his finger and said, "You are digging into the corner of your master's wall, it's a big rebellion, you are meddling in other people's love, it's just ...... What are you......" He didn't mean to say anything if it was too ugly, "In short, don't have this kind of thought in the future, otherwise, I will let Pei Pei cut off the master-apprentice relationship with you!"
Jiang Siyu sighed: "Alas, it's really exactly the same as the imaginary scene." However, although the teacher would mind changing his girlfriend, the teacher would mind...... Do you want one more girlfriend? In addition to the beautiful women who have a private meeting with Sister Shu Qing and the teacher today, there is one more young and invincible beautiful girl?"
Chen Qinglang said solemnly: "First of all, I don't have the kind of relationship you imagined with my senior sister. "This is also the truth, at least, not yet, for the time being," besides, I came out today, not to have a private meeting with some beautiful women or something, you don't have to think about it. ”
When he said this, Jiang Siyu already had a smile on his face.
Chen Qinglang suppressed his weakness and continued: "Then, it is impossible for me to have any relationship with you that is more than friendship, and you should also put away these messy thoughts and re-examine those thoughts in your heart. If you do this again, I really have to think about whether or not to continue to get along with you in the future. ”
"Wow, the teacher is so serious, but I also know that although the teacher is attentive, he is not such a casual person. It's definitely impossible to have some kind of special relationship with me so easily. So, I also have a certain amount of psychological preparation. In that case, I'll put away these thoughts for now. It's just that I still firmly hold my own opinion about what the teacher said about not having any imaginary relationship with Sister Shu Qing and the negative statement about coming out to meet beautiful women privately. After all, I have very good evidence for the matter between the teacher and Sister Shuqing. Then, her gaze crossed over to Chen Qinglang and said diagonally behind him, "Hey, have you heard enough, hurry up and bring the coffee, otherwise it will cool down in a while." ”
"Ahem, ahem. The waiter, who had been eavesdropping for a while, quickly walked to the table and put the coffee on the tray on the table, "Please use it slowly." Then he made a quick run.
Chen Qinglang felt very embarrassed, just now because he was too weak-minded, he had been thinking about denying some of the facts that Jiang Siyu had said, so for a while, he didn't even notice that there were people standing not far behind him, which was really a particularly unsuccessful thing for cultivators.
Jiang Siyu took a sip of coffee, and then said: "I was at the gate of the yard before, and I met Sister Shu Qing who came out in a panic, she threw a bag of clothes in her hand into the trash can, and when I went to look at it later, I found that she also got some other garbage and covered up the bag. So I became curious about the contents of this bag, and when I took it out, I found something unexpected. Teacher, guess what I found?"
Without waiting for Chen Qinglang to answer, she continued: "I found two sets of torn underwear, and in addition, there was a pile of sheets torn into strips. With a few items like this, I wonder what the teacher can think of?"
Chen Qinglang said: "This kind of thing is really strange, but I really can't think of anything, could it be that Sister Shu Qing thought of something angry in the middle of the night, and used scissors to cut the clothes and sheets to pieces?"
Jiang Siyu smiled and said, "Teacher, have you ever heard of a saying that smart people are mistaken by smart? According to the current per capita dirt force value, torn underwear is cut into strips of cloth like ropes, and the person concerned has not been harmed, which shows that the destruction of these things has nothing to do with bad things. In this case, all adults will think in the other way, right? The teacher opened his mind and thought of such a completely unrelated thing as getting angry and cutting clothes, isn't it too much to cover up?"
"Then what do you think of?" asked Chen Qinglang.
Jiang Siyu didn't answer his question, but continued: "In order to verify my idea, I asked Yaoyao, Sister Xue, Chengcheng and Jiang Kaile about the rooms where they slept, and then found that there were two rooms that could be used by the teacher, Sister Pei Pei and Sister Shuqing to rest. After that, I checked the situation of the two rooms, and one of them had only an empty bed, whether it was a mattress, a sheet, or a quilt, there was none, so this room was absolutely impossible to occupy. So it can be proved that the teacher slept in the same room with Sister Pei Pei and Sister Shu Qing last night. ”
Chen Qinglang smiled: "I'm a cultivator, I don't need to rest at night, even if I really want to rest, I can still sleep without a mattress and quilt." Your conclusion is really not in line with the actual situation. ”
"The teacher is really a person who doesn't cry when he doesn't see the coffin. Jiang Siyu's expression at this time was extremely shrewd and calm, really like a crime-solving expert like Conan, "As the teacher said, if you only rely on the foregoing, it is really impossible to infer with certainty that the teacher really slept with Master and Sister Shu Qing last night. But what if I say, I found the teacher's hair in another bed with a bed and a quilt?"
Chen Qinglang was startled, but then quickly calmed down: "My hair? I'm afraid it's Pei Pei's hair that you found? Your master's hair is also short, don't forget this." ”
"But my master has never dyed his hair. Jiang Si said, "The hair I found on the bed was a red one. ”
Chen Qinglang's face finally changed slightly.
Tang Shiyun's half of the demon pill, Chen Qinglang has basically digested it, and most of the red hair on his head has turned black, but perhaps these digested demon pill ingredients have not been completely changed and fused by Chen Qinglang's own blood, so there is still a small amount of red hair on his head. Hair loss is a normal condition for anyone, it is a kind of metabolism, and it is not a strange thing for Jiang Siyu to find his hair in bed.
But even if you lose your hair, it's just red hair......
Chen Qinglang didn't know how to justify this now.
Jiang Siyu took a sip of coffee comfortably: "To be honest, I really didn't expect that Sister Shu Qing and Master actually fell in love with the teacher at the same time." And also willing to double fly and s'm...... Teachers are really blessed!"
Chen Qinglang has no way to deny sleeping together, but Shuangfei still has such a thing as s'm...... If he doesn't have a pot, he definitely doesn't want to carry it.
"Okay, I'll admit it, last night, I slept with Senior Sister Pei Pei. But wasn't that because there was no mattress or quilt in the other room? Besides, the two of them drank too much, and I was afraid that they would have an accident, so it was convenient to take care of them. You're just too impure in your mind, and you always think about things in the bad way. Chen Qinglang was very distressed.
Jiang Siyu was really convinced, thinking that this teacher was really stubborn.
She sighed and said, "In order to take care of people, you sleep in the same bed with others, teacher, you are really taboo." Moreover, the caregiver can take care of the underwear of other people, and tear the sheets into strips, which the students really admire. ”
"Hey, hey, what I'm talking about, their clothes, and the sheets, have nothing to do with me, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Can the teacher tell me how their clothes and the sheets on the bed came to be like that?"
"Because last night, haunted......"
Chen Qinglang told the haunted thing last night, and then said: "That's the truth, believe it or not." ”
"Teacher, I believe in you. Jiang Siyu said, "Although this matter has exceeded the unbelievable. Because, I really can't understand what a psychotic ghost would do such a thing. However, students still have a question. When a teacher is a normal man, sleeping in the same bed with two naked beauties, will he be reluctant to do anything?"
"I'm a serious person, a decent gentleman, how could I ...... Isn't that right?"
"Since the teacher is a righteous gentleman, under that circumstance, why don't you just leave the room and go to the sofa in the study or living room to rest for the night, at that time, the master and Sister Shu Qing should have almost woken up, at least they no longer need to take care of it, the teacher is a cultivator, he is not afraid of the cold, and there is no problem even if he doesn't rest all night. But why did the teacher continue to stay in the room and share the bed with two naked beauties for three nights?
"This ...... I ...... "Chen Qinglang regretted it very much, why didn't he just say that he ran out to sleep in the middle of the night?"
It's really a person who is weak-minded, and he makes mistakes frequently.
Jiang Siyu showed a triumphant smile, and then said, "Okay, even if I believe that the teacher didn't do anything, but do others believe it?" When I chatted with Sister Xue in the morning, she was still wondering why the teacher went out early in the morning to buy two sets of clothes. Do you think if I tell her about the hauntings, will she believe them? No matter who I tell them, no one will believe what the teacher says, right? You say, what can I do?"
Tang Shiyun asked Chen Qinglang on the side: "Did you fly with them last night?"
Chen Qinglang shouted that he was wronged: "Do you think this is possible? I haven't reached that level with my senior sister yet!"
"Who can say clearly about the situation at that time. Tang Shiyun was already a little jealous.
Chen Qinglang looked at Jiang Siyu angrily: "I have many ways to make you unable to say this. ”
Jiang Siyu said with a smile: "I just hope that the teacher will promise me a small condition! The teacher is so kind, our relationship is so good, and Siyu's background is so pitiful, the teacher will definitely not give up and ask for the next one, and has to solve the problem in a worse way, right?"
There is a good point in that.
She's not an enemy, so you can't kill her, can she?
If you really threaten her and let Pei Pei expel her from the division or something, it's impossible, as she said, everyone is here.
And it's a little kid again.
Although developed more than adults.
Chen Qinglang sighed: "Say, what are your conditions." ”
"If the teacher had to have a fourth woman, it would have to be me. Jiang Si said.
Chen Qinglang laughed disdainfully: "How can I have a fourth woman......?
"Teacher, you're really going to have a private meeting with a beautiful woman today. Moreover, you and Sister Shuqing...... Three women, tsk, teacher, you are really dishonest, and the students are really sad. The look on Jiang Siyu's face made Chen Qinglang crazy.
He was really angry, how could he be planted in the little gutter of Jiang Siyu in his own wise life?
At this time, he could only point his finger at Jiang Siyu and say, "Okay...... Count you ruthless......"
Tang Shiyun couldn't help but grimace at Chen Qinglang: "You can't even fight a child, you are really declining!"
Chen Qinglang said viciously: "Whether I am declining or not, you will know when you get to bed later!"
Tang Shiyun scratched her head and gestured: "Okay, okay, the slave family wants to see how you are in bed." ”
Chen Qinglang really wanted to correct her on the spot now.
"Teacher, as I said before, I've done an IQ test, but I'm a genius girl. Jiang Siyu grinned, "So, this condition, the teacher agrees or not? If you don't agree, I will tell the master about your private meeting with a beautiful woman, in this way, it can be regarded as doing your duty as an apprentice, right? It is not a despicable thing." He blinked.
Chen Qinglang really had no choice, so he had to say: "Okay, the teacher promises you, if the teacher has a fourth woman, that woman will definitely be you." However, don't be complacent, the teacher told you very firmly that the teacher will never have a fourth woman. ”
"Then we'll see. When the time comes, you may have a fourth and a fifth woman at the same time. Jiang Si said mischievously.
Chen Qinglang said disdainfully: "How is it possible." ”
"Actually, what I really mean when I say to be the fourth woman is...... If you have an affair with another woman in addition to your existing three masters...... Before you can get married, you must dye me. My method should be called the curve to save the country. ”
When Chen Qinglang heard this, he suddenly became a little square.
He can firmly not have any impure relationship with Jiang Siyu, but if he really meets other women he likes in the future, then whether he likes Jiang Siyu or not, he must accept her to the fourth, and the woman he likes must be ranked fifth. I have to say that Jiang Siyu's trick is really amazing.
Regardless of whether she likes her or not, she will inevitably become her fourth woman......
Chen Qinglang felt that he had fallen into the pit again.
No, it's enough to have three women, so why like other women?
Yes, three is enough, three is enough.
So he said to Jiang Siyu proudly: "Your little abacus will definitely fail." ”
"Really, then, let's ride a donkey and read the record book—we'll see." Jiang Siyu was extremely confident.