… Once again, pay tribute to the Jade Emperor's family...... In the first two chapters, we saw this bloody star drama filmed by a funny country, which is really unappetizing...... Okay! I'm sorry everyone. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Let's go back in time again to their time, June 28, 59999...... That is, on September 7, 1911, our Earth time, when their Dust was still in outer space......

China at that time. Sichuan, Chengdu. The Qing Empire, the last mad dog of this feudal dynasty. … Zhao Erfeng, Zhao Jihe. This loyal lackey and minions of the mad dogs of the Qing Dynasty... It went berserk! It raised its butcher's knife like a mad dog! It shouted: "Crowd the people who go to the hospital! Shoot and kill!!"... Immediately, Zhao Mad Dog ordered the soldiers to shoot and kill the members of the Baolu Comrades Association and innocent people... Instigated the ruffians to set fire to the street "Liansheng Lane" in the city (adjacent to Chunxi Road today)... The counter-false accusation is that it was done by the Baolu Comrade Association......

In an instant, a thousand-year-old city, a hell on earth... Zhao Ji and this mad dog who was cut by a thousand knives actually ordered the people not to collect corpses... Heavy rain poured the next day... It can be said that the sky is moved...... Oh my God!!Zhao Feng dog!, you will definitely be killed like a dog!(Thanks to Yin Changheng)......

Poor Chen Zhiding's family of four (who made up the pot in his family) in Liansheng Lane were literally burned alive in the sea of fire...... This tragic scene was seen by a small mosquito in the sky... It is the robot Bai Guan Xian brother, his general: "no fire" Xian brother... But I saw a small mosquito flying into the sea of fire in Liansheng Lane... The bodies of Chen Zhiding and his five-year-old daughter, Chen Yanqiu, who were among the bodies of Chen Zhiding's family of four, were missing...... Even if you are, you will eventually be scorched......

A secluded sea in the western Pacific Ocean... A strange galleon drifts on this uninhabited sea...... The machine brothers "don't catch fire" Major and several machine retinues, dressed as missionaries... There was a sea burial ceremony for the bodies of the real Chen Zhiding and his daughter Yanqiu... Do not fire and pray with a loud voice: "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit......! Two grief bodies of the victims, sunk into the sea... But the names of the two of them have since been recorded in the history of this planet... Praise to all generations......

In April 1912, Hong Kong's Victoria Harbour... A huge cargo ship "Saxon" is majestically moored offshore. It was one of the large cargo ships of the British Williamham Company, Captain Deagens. At this time, he was taking a group of subordinates ashore in a small boat, preparing to go into the city to prostitute Chinese girls...... No sooner had he stepped ashore than a voice rang out: "Diegans, Digens, roar!" ...... The middle-aged captain looked at the voice, and saw a brightly dressed Chinese in Western style calling him, thinking: "I don't even know this noble Chinese gentleman! Could it be that he is the mayor here!......

The two of them made a polite look with fake eyebrows and fake eyes... During the conversation, Digens met the man who spoke fluent London English, and he said that his Chinese name was Chen Zhiding, and his English name was "Anglo", a relative of King George V, and at the same time Diegans's cousin in heaven, and he had been commissioned by God to save him, a poor man...... Diegens listened to this neurotic Chinese such nonsense... I thought to myself: "Ah, our king's relative!, you are a Chinese rotten, and you are still Lao Tzu's cousin in heaven, come and save Lao Tzu, the rich captain!, this Chinese is too good at blowing!! You are not a Chinese liar, you well-dressed Chinese villain..."...

… Seeing that he hesitated and didn't believe it, Mr. Chen Zhiding didn't get angry, and then said to him in fluent English: "My junior Diggens, the Holy Lord asked me to come down to rescue you, I was comfortable in heaven, and I didn't want to come, but I am your cousin, your relative, you recognize me as a Chinese cousin, and you have become a relative of the emperor again! Why not, nephew! You are going to suffer a great disaster repeatedly, come! Aren't you afraid that I will cheat you out of your money, cousin, there are five ancient gold coins, and a text message, money! You keep it for your return to China, letter! After a while, Uncle Cousin is gone, you must take a closer look, there is the address of Uncle Cousin Causeway Bay, if there is something going on, just come to Uncle Cousin, alas! Who calls us relatives! Alas! Nephew Guns, take care! If you don't believe it, Uncle Cousin has no choice but to say goodbye to you! Goodbye Digens! May God be with you!"...... Chen Zhiding said goodbye and left...

Five gold coins! Dickens immediately called the connoisseurs below to verify the authenticity... Oh my God, it's true, plus it's ancient Roman gold coins, you can almost buy a village when you return home... The clever Diegens began to believe a little in the myth just said by the Chinese... He secretly hid to the side to read the letter that his "cousin" had just given him... The first thing it said was: "Virtuous nephew, don't go to Yihong Courtyard today, because there will be a murder there........." So the Englishman Dickens didn't believe in this evil... He put away the gold coins and letters, and beckoned to his brothers: "Go......!

… Deegens and his gang of foreign sailors are preparing to start their fun... Three floors in the attic... Trumpet!... Flew down and jumped off the building and died...... "Ah......h

…… It turned out that Wu Qingmei, a girl from Nayi Red Courtyard, had received a guest before, and after the two of them had enjoyed the fish, the two sides found out that the two of them were wearing beads on their chests, and they looked deeper! It turned out that the two were brothers and sisters... The guest Wu Lun was humiliated, and he was so angry that he jumped off the building and committed suicide......

Because this is such a bloody murder... A gang of sailors is ready to move elsewhere to revel...

… The captain Diggens was in no mood, and sighed in his heart: "Uncle Cousin! So I urgently took out the letter to look at it, only to see that it also read: "... At one o'clock in the afternoon today, the boiler room on the left chord of your ship will explode because of the laziness of the two fathers and sons, oh hehe, it's nothing to do with you, virtuous nephew, you don't believe that there is my cousin, and now you are looking at the dead in the Red Courtyard............ "......"Ah! At one o'clock!?William and his son! Brothers! What kind of prostitutes are there! Hurry up! Go and charter a bus at a high price at once! Our ship is going to explode because of the gambler William and his son! Rush me! Rush back! Maybe it's still in a hurry! Rush! Ferre!...... "......

So a group of sailors rushed to Victoria Harbour in a car, screaming, to the Saxon freighter...

… Finally, everyone got on the small boat and was about to approach the freighter ...... there was a loud bang in the left chord maintenance boiler room of the "boom......" ship...... Exploded...... Diegens stood in the bow of the ship, terrified... Hysterical yelling: "Get on the boat, arrest the father and son of William, Lao Tzu is going to shoot this old fellow!!" ......

…… This time, this sincere foreign nephew Diegens (in fact, he is five years older than the robot Chen Zhiding)... Looking for a way, I took gifts to Causeway Bay to visit my cousin... Before he came, he also learned some Chinese etiquette...... As soon as he entered the door, he knelt down for the second cousin, who was five years younger than him, and chanted in English: "Nephew Digens, salute my cousin! If my nephew has disrespected my cousin before, please forgive me, I know that I was wrong!" I feel a great honor to have such a Chinese relative as my cousin...... "...... So the two sincerely recognized each other as uncle and nephew......

…… On the deck of the Saxon, the robot-turned-Chen Zhiding and his robot daughter Chen Yanqiu are playing with a group of foreign sailors, cooking mothers, and big sisters...... This group of Britons all knew that he had two fathers and daughters, one was the captain of the ship's "An Kou", and the other was the cousin of Lord Di...... Although he felt that the rotten man Diggens should not have such a Chinese relative, the captain replied categorically: "Yes! It's my Chinese cousin, Yanqiu, who is a puppet sister! Who wants to doubt Lao Tzu's relative, hmph! William, who fell from the bow of the boat that day and almost didn't fall to his or her death, is his (her) fate..."...... So everyone also decided that Chen Zhiding was the cousin of His Excellency the captain, and they all worked hard to tie this Chinese...... No, Xiao Yanqiu is riding on Aunt Monica at this time, riding a horse on the deck...... Everyone sang the English folk song "Green Sleeves" again...... The atmosphere was joyful and harmonious......

… At that moment, Digens and his gang came up from under the cabin, their faces covered in oil. Villain Di walked up to William, who had been punished for hard labor and helped everyone barbecue, and said in a strange way: "Why didn't you fall to death that day! The boat is rotten! I can't go! Go back to the Viscount's big ear shave, you will not die! My old Uncle William! I am honored for you... Repairing that rotten boiler, Lao Tzu has a headache and is happy..."

The great William kept telling the captain that he was not "...... the ship......

Uncle Chen Zhiding couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted in English: "Xiao Chen, (Uncle Chinese named Captain Di Chen Fugui)!" Clean your face, stay for a while and eat barbecue, come to your uncle's side, your cousin has something to say to you..."Alas! Arrive immediately, come immediately, even good cousin (Taijun)" The Englishman Chen Fugui replied with a flattering smile on his face...

And then he was like a clown traitor in later films... Nodding his head, he shook his head and walked towards his cousin...... (How do you feel like it smells of dog blood, no, the author is going to stop writing here! I'm afraid of dog blood!......)

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