Originally, I wanted to use this as the beginning of a new book, but then the editor said that this is too wordy, there is no opening question, and it is not suitable for the beginning, so I have to give it up, and I can't bear to throw it away, anyway, it's a free chapter now, just send it as a side story, it's all to make everyone laugh, and by the way, explain the causes and consequences of Sun Feng and that Zhao Bald. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

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"Hey, why is this damn broken bell meowing again?

Didn't Lao Tzu educate him well that day on a dark and windy night, so that he deeply understood his major mistakes that disturbed people's dreams.

Since then, he has told Lao Tzu that he wants to change his mind and be a new person, ah no, is it a new three-good student, a five-good youth, and a pacesetter bell in modern society?

Who is this who owes his meow's hand, and Lao Tzu worked so hard to bend the electric bell that he finally bent, and straightened him again?

And that bastard of yours, this silent sneak attack, seems to have a kind of meaning, not to take the fruits of Lao Tzu's labor in his eyes.

A little deflated calf who owes his hand!

If you have this idle time and ability, why don't you worry about it more, the growing lily team pinched, hurry up and let them change their ways, that is the real bull fork, I don't know that the social competition of gay men now, the pressure is huge.

Not to mention the current situation of more monks and less porridge, let's just say that at the gates of those art schools, it is not yet time to get out of school, and the next to the door is arranged in an S shape for a while, and it becomes a B shape for a while.

That team of godfathers with fat heads and big ears and fat bodies is not a group of livestock that eat dry rice!"

With that hoarseness, pitch change, and even harsh bells rang.

The campus, which used to be quiet, suddenly became noisy.

I saw a lot of boys and girls in school uniforms, either panicked, or with unhappy expressions from the toilet, corners, bushes, and some silent and uninhabited, very magical out of the corners.

One by one, they all seemed to be rushing to the market, and they entered the room with their mouths open, as if they were eating people without spitting out bones, uh, no, it was a classroom.

There are also a few slow sad babies, and they are also guarded at the door of the classroom, and the female hell three-headed dog who happens to be in the menstrual period is caught squarely, good guy, that catch is a grinning blind ah.

The speed of speech, the tone, the vocabulary, tsk, it is really like a surging river, and if the Yellow River is overflowing and out of control.

Originally, he was disturbed by this annoying ringtone to have a friendly visit with a certain beautiful woman with virtue and art, and 'inserted' the gaps, which led to a stomach of resentment.

I plan to express my cordial greetings to the whole family of the living Lei Feng who does good deeds without leaving a name, and draw a few circles by the way, cursing the great power with magical abilities, and Sun Feng of the old Wang family lives next door.

He was stunned for a moment when he saw the scenes of joy and purpleness, especially after seeing the sad appearance of those hard-pressed babies who were being educated.

Then he laughed very unscrupulously, leaning against the big tree behind him, slightly crossing Erlang's legs, and began to score the disastrous comedy blockbuster in front of him.

Seeing the wonderful place, he also grabbed the half bag of peanuts that he had eaten next to him, and put it in his mouth.

Although his skills are not up to par, ten may not necessarily throw five into it, and his image also has a strong smell of under-flattening, but at least there is a judge who is not.

"Although there is no full-fledged martial arts that I am looking forward to, for example, such as Wu Song fighting tigers, monkeys stealing peaches, immortals guiding the way, and other plots that are very beneficial to physical and mental health, but since it is a free drama, then I will reluctantly stop it.

Whoever is that, looking at your humanoid round scale, still hanging like a river, and having a posture of flying straight down 3,000 feet, this year, the best performance award is yours......

The grandson over there, I look at you with your hands, holding your head high, holding a cigarette in your mouth, squinting your eyes, and looking like a little bit of a little bit of dragging, it's really a little **.

Tsk, especially this little appearance, it is quite a bit like this little master, from the red light district all the way to Happy Street, lifted eighty-seven little girls' skirts in a row, robbed fifteen strings of sugar gourds, and three lollipops.

didn't say it, this trophy for Best Actor will be given to you......

Yo he, are you still crying? How old is it, still crying nose, woman, woman, do you still have a nickname called faucet? What is the moonlight every month, you still don't think it's big enough......

Hold a grass, this thing, it's a cute boy paper! Still coquettish! Still pouting! The fairy sister of the road came to save me!

My titanium dog's eyes, I'm going to be blinded......"

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"Hey, Sun Feng, why don't you kid run, the bell is going to ring for the third time, this is Zhao Bald's class, you are careful to be caught by Zhao Bald again, and call your parents. ”

Looking at Sun Feng, who was leaning on the trunk of the tree, he was not anxious at all about the upcoming thunder and rain, and he looked like an outsider, sitting and watching the clouds roll up.

A classmate who was racing past him suddenly stopped very kindly, shouted at him urgently, and looked at the way he rolled up his sleeves and strode towards him.

It seems that there is also the meaning of coming up to pull Sun Feng and staging a drama that will never give up.

"Zhao Bald, are you talking about that thing?"

Hearing the other party's shout, Sun Feng yawned lazily, and rubbed his eyelids that were about to kiss each other passionately while he was not paying attention.

Like a boneless rice worm, it squirmed inch by inch along the trunk behind it, and finally straightened up, pointing to a place behind the other party with a flat smile, and reminded him very kindly.

Hearing Sun Feng's words, the well-wisher's body suddenly stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his expression was about to cry!

The head was like a waste machine lacking oil, and he looked in the direction indicated by Sun Feng little by little.

And at this moment, it just so happened that a gloomy and fierce gaze also happened to be cast.

Looking at the familiar figure guarding the door, the iron blue and pitch-black face, the iconic dazzling bright top.

And on the top of the light, in the breeze, constantly raging, constantly waving in the wind, as if at the door of a nightclub, dressed up in flowers and branches, is shouting Uncle please inside, a few wisps of iconic grass.

The kind classmate's face turned white with a brush.

After shivering smartly, I no longer care about uniting and loving my classmates, what I want to die together, and I have to pull a cushion when I die.

He shrunk his neck vigorously, lowered his head, and instantly burst out with a speed that was enough to make Bolt jaw-dropping, and rushed into the back door of the classroom with lightning speed.

He really didn't have the courage to go ahead, just Zhao Bald's cannibalistic gaze was enough to scare him into peeing, not to mention the biting sound, as if in the next second, he was about to spew out lava's hideous mouth.

"Ahh......h

Regarding Zhao Bald's expression that he was going to cut him into slices with his gaze, and then eat it raw without sticking to the sauce, Sun Feng yawned lazily at him, and waved at him very friendly.

By the way, send one, enough to make people vomit disgusting winks and flying kisses.

Click! Click! Click!

Seeing Sun Feng's cordial and friendly greeting to him, Zhao Baldzi's face suddenly became darker than Bao Zheng's, and it was faintly tinged with iron blue.

A mouthful of yellowed teeth was bitten by him, and on his clenched fists, a burst of green tendons was exposed, and on his forehead, there seemed to be a stream of white smoke that seemed to appear.

"Xu! Zhi! Yang !! you stand up for me! What time is it, you open your eyes and see, what time is it, you just let me into the classroom, why are you late? I don't want to hear any reason, stand up in the corridor outside for me! Call your parents over in the afternoon, and I'll talk to him about your school performance during this time!!!

"Jay!buy!disc......"

A roar that was enough to spread throughout the entire teaching building suddenly burst out of Zhao Bald's mouth, and the ceiling, which had been in disrepair for a long time, was trembling with fright by this sudden roar.

I couldn't help but pull some unlucky children with white dust.

Compared with Zhao Bald's heavyweight voice, the wailing of the unlucky child Xu Zhiyang is a little inconspicuous.

"Hey, poor baby, planted in the hands of the angry Zhao Bald, I hope you have the heart of Iron Man, superhuman anti-attack ability, and Wolverine's recovery speed......

If you don't have any of these, then you'd better buy yourself a personal accident insurance in advance so that your mother doesn't get too heartbroken.

Of course, for the sake of all of you, for your funeral, I will personally pick ninety-nine of your favorite wild chrysanthemums for you and make a beautiful wreath to send them.

It's a perfect sign of friendship for our classmates, Amen!"

"It's hard to go to school, tired to go to school, and you have to pay tuition when you go to school, it's better to participate in the black club, it doesn't matter if you kill people and set fires, and you have beautiful women to sleep with you~~~"

Digging out the ears that were a little buzzing, Sun Feng had a cheap smile on the corner of his mouth, pulled his body out of the ground little by little, twisted his neck, shook his buttocks, like an old man who was about to step into a coffin with one foot, swaying the parts of his body, humming a minor tune of four or six in his mouth, and floated towards the school gate.

As for Zhao Bald and class, they have been ignored by Sun Feng Hongguoguo.

Even his act of not being able to catch a rabbit and a dog to eat like a lion's roar in Hedong did not leave the slightest ripple in his heart.

For the head teacher of Zhao Baldzi, Sun Feng really has no respect in his heart.

In his words, which are completely recognized by everyone, Zhao Bald is a pig slaughterer dressed in the skin of a gentle teacher, and he is a gangster, and he definitely has more potential than the profession of gardener.

The obscene and timid female student took advantage of the excuse of the topic to look at the chest of the female classmate, secretly installed a camera in the women's toilet, and blackmailed the classmate to ask for benefits,......

His great achievements, resting on others, have been beaten to death in the toilet more than a dozen times, but who called the brother-in-law of the director of the Education Bureau, there is someone behind them!

Compared with those powerless and powerless people, he Zhao Bald is also a well-known character!

Especially in a place like a school, he basically belongs to the privileged people who walk sideways and catch bird droppings directly with their mouths.

In particular, he also has a pair of eyes and abilities comparable to a dog's legs.

For those who have a thicker background than him, he can't wait to kneel and lick each other, and for those who have no power or power, he begins to act as a prestige, picking his nose and eyes, and catching bird droppings with his mouth.

Originally, whether Zhao Bald was a scumbag or not, whether he should be dragged out and shot for five minutes had nothing to do with Sun Feng.

After all, everyone has their own way of living, but since he parachuted into their homeroom teacher, the two of them have met completely, met, and known each other.

On the first day of Zhao Baldzi's arrival, he began to pee on the territory.

As for the new official's three fires, he didn't run away from killing chickens and monkeys, and I don't know if the two of them are a match made in heaven, or if they have been in love for several generations, in short, Zhao Bald fell in love with Sun Feng at first sight.

It was less than two minutes before he came to the new site, and he used the fact that Sun Feng only came in one second faster than the class bell as an excuse, which was a hysterical roar.

This was followed by a friendly interview that lasted for more than half an hour, from the international, to the domestic, from the ideology, to the quality, that was an all-round encirclement and interception of him.

The spitting stars almost covered Sun Feng's eyelids.

And for those hard-working gardeners who care about the growth of students from the bottom of their hearts, Sun Feng, a good child, he still admires him very much.

For Zhao Bald's full of concern, he not only stepped back three meters to show respect, but also reminded Zhao Bald that he had bad breath very intimately and lovingly, and the zipper below was not pulled well, and his little toothpick was now in a state of red apricot out of the wall.

also took a family photo of his domineering, small and exquisite, and abnormal essence of his second brother with his noble image, and gave him a family photo.

At the same time, I didn't forget to distribute this family photo to the campus post bar for free, and also marked and annotated it at the top and with a red circle.

Of course, Sun Feng said that he did this completely because he was completely shocked by Zhao Bald, ah no, it was Mr. Zhao's selfless, tireless destruction of people, both ability and political integrity, dedication, and painstaking spirit of mentor and friend.

This will be without thinking, can't help it, can't help it, and can't help the unknown teacher Zhao Baldzi, promote his strengths, spread his spirit, and let more people learn his precious side, so as to change their inferiority complex.

In the end, everyone on campus knows about it, and Zhao Bald's majestic posture and the chicken soup for the soul are also completely deep into the hearts of everyone who has seen the post bar.

The effect of this treatment was obvious, and on the first day, at least a dozen students, like the unbridled huskies, were in a state of euphoria all day.

also told their companions that after pouring this bowl of chicken soup for the soul, it was really no longer sore, the legs were not painful, and even jumped off the building.

And the future of the teaching profession, the most representative national treasure in the 21st century, the great mentor and friend, the hard-working gardener, our respectable and lovely teacher Zhao Baldzi.

After a short three-day trip to the hospital, he struggled to return to work because he couldn't worry about the students who were worried about him.

As soon as Mr. Zhao Bald returned to school, he rushed to his work as soon as possible.

With an excited expression, he expressed his eager and longingly manly greetings to his students, especially Sun Feng.

And Sun Feng, who was a big student on his back, was once again shocked by Mr. Zhao's conscientious and unsleeping attitude.

I am afraid that Teacher Zhao Bald will not be able to rest assured that these students who do not seek to improve will delay the critical time of treatment, so as to completely give up treatment.

With tears in his eyes, he personally handed over the small gift that had been prepared for a long time and could very well represent his personal feelings.

After some affectionate consolation and persuasion, he finally persuaded Mr. Zhao Bald to return to the hospital and stayed for half a month.

Of course, for this reason, Sun Fengtongshoe, who put the teacher's health first at that moment, put on probation on his back, and then he will be directly expelled next time.

However, all this is not worth mentioning at all for Sun Feng's children's shoes, who regards Teacher Zhao Bald as a mentor and helpful friend, a role model for the people, and a model teacher.

He said that it is nothing for him to be wronged, the teacher can insist on treatment, more important than anything else, this school can do without him, but we must not do without our respectable and lovely teacher Zhao Baldzi.

After waiting for more than half a month, after Mr. Zhao Bald returned from vacation, the two of them had two more friendly talks in private.

For the first time, the three strong and healthy students who acted as "peacemakers" were all hospitalized, and they went to browse the place where Mr. Zhao had struggled for more than half a month, and realized the deep sorrow of his old man.

The second time was Sun Feng, who took the initiative to visit Mr. Zhao Bald with a gift, maybe it was not the right time for him to go, or it could be that Mr. Zhao was a little excited to see Sun Feng's arrival.

Teacher Zhao Baldzi, who was calculating how much gravitational force there was today, was excited in the face of Sun Feng's carefully prepared Want Want gift package.

didn't even lift his pants, shook the chicken soup for the soul, and went out to greet Sun Feng's arrival with tears on his face.

As for his mouth, face, body, clothes, and buttocks, the dotted fat field baby......

That's too normal, who is the great teacher Zhao Bald?

He is the most representative national treasure in the 21st century! He is also a gardener, an identity admired by tens of thousands of people, and he belongs to the existence of a cow fork that can no longer be a cow fork.

Since you are a gardener, there is no reason not to deal with fertilizer!

It's just that, compared with other gardeners, it's still Mr. Zhao Bald's dedication!

Lead by example, understand, taste the taste of different fertilizers, continue to practice, continue to research, and take teaching and educating people as their life's work.

We strive to make a super compound fertilizer that far exceeds that of Jinkela, so that the flowers and bones of our motherland can completely win at the starting line.

Moved again by Mr. Zhao Bald's selfless, selfless and self-interested spirit of benefiting others, Sun Feng couldn't help but pick up the mobile phone that had been prepared in his hand, solemnly, arranged his glorious image at the moment, into a permanent memory, and sent it to the school's post bar again, so that his reputation could be spread.

So, the great teacher Zhao Bald became popular again, and to borrow a sentence from Comrade Lei Feng, he will always live in our hearts!

As for the final result, it ended with the school playing 50 boards each.

In the afternoon of the same day, Sun Feng picked up his schoolbag and went on a trip.

Around the north and south of the motherland, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, famous scenic spots, happy play for a month, really for the tourist attractions around the country to generate a lot of income.

And Mr. Zhao Bald, because of his selfless, selfless, self-interested and dedicated spirit of benefiting others, was favored by the education organization and was rated as a senior teacher of the senior title.

Since that incident ended, the two of them have maintained the current harmonious situation, hello, I am good, everyone is good, but the bystanders are not good.

Every time we met, Sun Feng took the lead and greeted the great teacher Zhao Bald very politely, fully showing the appearance of a civilized, polite and cultivated student.

And Teacher Zhao Baldzi, every time they meet, they also show Sun Feng a kind smile, and by the way, point out the mistakes of the students around him, fully showing the demeanor of a teacher who loves his classmates.

For example, this time......

"Hiccup, I remember the next two classes, it seems that they are all Zhao Bald, hey, this long night has no intention of sleeping, no, it is the only sunshine today, I seem to be like Newton to learn, bathe in the great nature, cultivate sentiment.

Maybe an apple will be smashed on my head, and then I will also find a formula similar to Newton's laws and the like, which makes those scumbags hate every time they take an exam.

Eun, good idea, it's such a happy decision, this first stop, let's start with the food court!"

casually threw the peanut packaging bag at hand into the trash can not far away, touched the nap, seemed to have a somewhat flat stomach, and a trace of determination flashed in his eyes.