Heaven and earth first opened, and I don't know how many years ago, the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen experienced 1,750 tribulations, and one calamity was 129,600 years, and finally cultivated to the Infinite Dao, becoming the supreme natural god of Haotian Jinque. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Since the Jade Emperor ascended the throne, he did not dare to say that the heavens and the mortal world have become a land of bliss, but it is also a smooth wind and rain, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and the people also respect the Jade Emperor as God.

It's just that recently, the Jade Emperor, Zhang Bairen, has not been very happy.

The reason is that some trivial matters in the next session make the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen feel a little angry.

According to the next year of the last year, about a month ago, this next session suddenly made a TV series called "Journey to the West"!

The book Journey to the West is nothing, and the monkey surnamed Sun did come to Tiangong to make trouble, and most of what is told in Journey to the West is the truth.

In other words, the Jade Emperor also went to read this book at that time, and it felt good, but after Wu Chengen died, the Jade Emperor felt that it was a wonderful pen, so he asked Wu Chengen to come to Heaven to be a small official who remembered things, and this matter passed like this.

But a month ago, this next session suddenly remade this book into a TV series, and then, the Jade Emperor was instantly put on a name.

"The Jade Emperor who was beaten by monkeys?!"

At that time, the Jade Emperor didn't know what the situation was, but every day when he went to the court, he saw that the immortals below were whispering, and later, the Jade Emperor sent someone to find out at this time.

When the Jade Emperor saw this TV series, he felt that this monkey was quite handsome when he first watched it, but when he looked back, the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen was almost angry and vomited blood......

"What!!The Jade Emperor was beaten by a monkey?!Ha? If he was beaten, forget it! The Jade Emperor was still beaten down and lying under the table? The most hateful thing is that at that time, the Jade Emperor also said to invite the Buddha?

Phew!

When the Jade Emperor saw it at that time, he was half angry and half dead, and he was beaten under the table by a newborn monkey.

At that time, the Jade Emperor was thinking, these people who are filming TV series, is this brainless? ?

Let's not talk about the supreme realm that I have experienced so many calamities before I have cultivated, just talk about this monkey surnamed Sun, the Jade Emperor can say this, if this monkey really ran to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to shout at himself.

It doesn't take much, the Jade Emperor can press this monkey to death with a little thumb!

Don't say that this monkey jumps out of the five elements and does not know the five elements, the Jade Emperor himself is in charge of the five elements, and he is talking about it, the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen has long jumped out of the five elements and does not know for tens of millions of years.

Just with such a monkey who has eaten a little elixir and peach, he wants to beat the Jade Emperor to the bottom of the table??

Those elixirs, peaches or something, the Jade Emperor has long been tired of eating them, okay.

As for the monkey surnamed Sun, he did make trouble in this part of the Heavenly Palace back then, but in fact, it also made trouble at the location of Nantianmen, the location of Nantianmen, what is the location?

Generally speaking, it's like the gate of a big courtyard, to put it bluntly, this monkey surnamed Sun actually barked twice at the door, made a fuss, and didn't even let him in, as for running to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to beat the Jade Emperor to the bottom of the table??

That's a big joke!

As for that, the Jade Emperor thought about it carefully, and felt that this was a naked conspiracy.

This Rulai is a Buddhist, and he is a Taoist, no matter what happens, it is impossible for him to find Rulai, these two are not able to beat the eight poles.

And if you really want to talk about seniority, if the Buddha saw the Jade Emperor, he also had to descend himself to call himself a minister, and in fact it was true at that time.

There is no reason, the Jade Emperor is the supreme immortal!

At that time, the monkey was noisy outside the Nantian Gate, and the Jade Emperor was still curious about what was going on, and when he just sent someone to find out what was going on, he didn't know where it came from.

Then, after playing a mentally retarded game with the monkey to guess who I am, he suppressed the monkey surnamed Sun for 500 years.

At that time, after Rulai took action to suppress it, the Jade Emperor didn't feel anything, this monkey was suppressed by anyone who made a move, but, this Rulai came all the way, why do you have to set up a banquet to entertain you, otherwise, how stingy would it seem?

Where to put this Jade Emperor's face?

It's just that this matter has changed to the Jade Emperor in the TV series to thank Rulai for helping him??

When the Jade Emperor saw this, he had a question mark on his face, I used a Jade Emperor to help??

In the plot of this TV series later, the Jade Emperor stopped watching it, after all, it has nothing to do with him, but the plot in front of him is really too bad.

In fact, this is nothing to the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen, after all, how can the Jade Emperor be angry with these mortals.

It's just that in the later development, the Jade Emperor never expected that the TV series was the most classic TV series, and the subsequent movies, TV series and so on, all began to follow suit.

It's no problem for you to follow the trend, but after the Jade Emperor took a general look, he found that these people have been scandalizing themselves!!

Hey, hey, hey!!

Those of you who relied on the book Journey to the West to change the film and television dramas, don't you go to read the original book? ?

Can His Holiness make the original work??

Wu Chengen has a copyright, so good! You are pirating and changing it indiscriminately, Wu Chengen will vomit blood in the sky!

Since then, basically the Jade Emperor has watched himself being abused in various film and television dramas, or that Sun Monkey became a fighting Buddha and came back to beat the Jade Emperor with a stick, or the Jade Emperor was terrified when he heard the news of the monkey.

What's even more excessive is that he was fucking, and he was chased all over the street by a little kid with a small broken axe that split Huashan, you can find something on the heavenly palace and split a Huashan, that's also a matter of minutes!

It's too much, it's really too much, I'm the Jade Emperor, that is, your honorific God, you people just play with me like this??

Shout when you're fine, beg God to bless you, please open your eyes, have you all forgotten??!!

This matter is now fermenting more and more, anyway, the current situation is that some immortals dare not laugh in front of themselves, but they are all laughing behind their backs.

It's just that the Jade Emperor can't do it, after all, the Jade Emperor is famous for his kindness and virtue, and it is impossible to do anything to these mortals who disrespect him for this little thing.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor could only sulk by himself......

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"Recently, I have been disturbed by these mundane things, and I have been restless, forget it, I have gone around and scattered my mind. After the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen stood up from his desk, he stretched his waist and muttered to himself.

A few minutes later, the Jade Emperor walked to the side of a garden, and the two fairies guarding the door hurriedly and respectfully said to the Jade Emperor, "Jade Emperor......"

"Hmm. After the Jade Emperor answered, he walked alone towards the garden, ready to relax.

It's just that the Jade Emperor had just walked a few steps when he heard the two fairies behind him whispering: "You watched it yesterday, there will be another film and television drama next time, and our Jade Emperor was beaten by a monkey again......"

The Jade Emperor's face stiffened when he heard it: "......"

It's just that just when the Jade Emperor was about to turn his head and reprimand a few words, suddenly, the Jade Emperor's eyes went dark, and suddenly, he lost consciousness!!

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For a long time, for a long time, I don't know how long it took, the Jade Emperor's eyes opened slightly, and then he slowly sat up, rubbing his head with one hand and frowning and said, "Who dares to attack me in the Heavenly Palace?!!"

It's just that when the Jade Emperor came to his senses and looked around, he found that hey??

Here it is??

In front of the Jade Emperor was a field of birds and flowers, and it seemed to be a cool summer season, and the distant Zhizhi was buzzing in the woods, making people a little upset.

The Jade Emperor was now sitting on a boulder with a small road next to it, but there was no one around.

"Here...... Where is it?" After the Jade Emperor stood up from the boulder, he looked around with a puzzled expression, he had never seen this place before, and he had never been here.

When the Jade Emperor was puzzled, suddenly, the Jade Emperor was stunned, hmm???

The Jade Emperor looked at the clothes on his body, this??

What about your own golden dragon robe made of thousands of silks??

How did it become a coarse linen cloth??

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor frowned, touched his head with his hand, and then pulled it down, huh?!

What the hell??What about your own Nine Dragons Purple and Gold Hair Crown??

How did it become a broken hemp rope??

Wow??!!

Could it be that you have met a thief??

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor's hand moved, and a golden light appeared in front of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor hurriedly went in and flipped through it, and a few minutes later, the Jade Emperor stood on the boulder and breathed a sigh of relief and said strangely: "The treasures in the Qiankun bag are not missing, this is strange......

The Jade Emperor stood on the stone, one hand habitually touching his chin, but with this grasp, the Jade Emperor's face stiffened.

After being silent for nearly three seconds, the Jade Emperor suddenly jumped on top of the boulder and shouted angrily: "This damn thief, if you steal something, you steal something, why are you cutting my beard!!"

When the Jade Emperor was furious, a leisurely voice sounded faintly on the side: "Hey, Zhang Bairen, as the Jade Emperor, you are scolding like this, I'm afraid it will affect you, right?"

"I'm just angry! Who said that the immortal family can't scold people?! I'm not the bald donkey with a shaved head, and I won't be ...... yet," the Jade Emperor immediately shot back.

It's just that before the Jade Emperor's words were finished, the Jade Emperor himself stopped, and was stunned with a puzzled expression, who would dare to call his own name??!

Then, the Jade Emperor also slowly turned his head to look to the side.

It's just that after seeing this object next to him, the Jade Emperor's face became very strange, and after being stunned for a long time, he frowned and said, "Why did you follow me?"