Chapter 216: People are small and ghosts are big!
"Who is it?" Lin Jue shouted lightly on the one-meter-high thatch in the mountains, and shouted into the swaying grass. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
In the grass, a figure slowly emerged, it turned out to be the little boy before, but it was very surprising that a little boy could run so fast.
"What are you doing here?" Lin Jue asked the little boy.
The little boy was not afraid and said, "What are you chasing me for?"
"Yo, at a young age, you're quite temperamental. Say, who told you to do this? Also, you are a child, how can you run so fast?" Lin Jue asked in surprise.
"I'm born to run fast! Moreover, if you chase me, of course I'm going to run! You're a person who can fly! I heard my sister say that you are a heavenly master and can subdue demons, but I still don't believe it. The little boy said.
"Now you believe it?" Lin Jue stared at the little boy, suspicious, and then asked.
"Believe. You can fly, and you must have the ability to subdue demons. The little boy said seriously.
"Then do you want to learn my ability to fly?" Lin Jue couldn't tell if the little boy was instructed by someone, so he thought about it.
The little boy was contemplative, and suddenly raised his little head and said, "Yes, the key is that you are willing to teach me?"
"Well, you little guy is very good! Teach you that, but you have to tell me why you run so fast?" Lin Jue said.
"It's all said, I'm a natural fast runner! Seeing that you are also a Heavenly Master, why can't you understand human speech?" the little boy's childish voice was full of mockery and disdain.
Lin Jue frowned slightly when he heard this, and thought to himself: "This little guy looks very weird! The tone of his speech is not like the tone of a nine-year-old boy!"
Immediately, Lin Jue looked the little boy up and down, and said with a smile: "Little guy, what's your name?"
"What's my name?...... If you teach me to fly, I'll tell you!" The little boy once again gave Lin Jue a critical response that was very speechless in his heart.
"Stinky boy, you're pretty good at fooling people. Lin Jue's voice fell, and suddenly his body shook, and the horizontal movement method of the Qiankun Great Movement Divine Skill unfolded, and instantly appeared beside the little boy, "Stinky boy, I really thought I couldn't catch up with you before." Isn't it quite capable of running? You can run for me again!"
"Sister, help, someone hit your brother's little ass!" the little boy shouted, and there was a snapping sound on the fart, "Oops, it hurts......"
"Little guy, do you dare to be arrogant?" Lin Jue said with a wicked smile.
"Oh, I hurt my master!Ah, don't fight anymore, Heavenly Master spares my life. I'm no longer arrogant...... Woowoo...... Aren't people just able to run? Aren't they just a little more curious? Why do you adults like to spank children's butts like this? Are you still human? People are still children. The little boy wept sadly, and the voice, not to mention pitiful.
"Yo, you little guy's Internet terms are still set in a set! In this wilderness, your small mountain village is also connected to the Internet?" Lin Jue couldn't laugh or cry, this little guy was quite funny.
"Heavenly Master, people can speak at the age of half, can run at the age of one, and peek at the prodigy taking a bath in the east of the village at the age of three, is it strange that they can use two Internet terms?" After the little boy got rid of the magic grasp, he looked arrogant again, and said with a proud face.
"Sister, you little guy, I think it's a demon, right? Lin Jue said angrily, followed Lin Jue's thoughts, took out a lollipop and handed it to the little boy, "Come, please eat!"
Don't ask where the lollipops come from? The room of Xiao Zhi in the foolish shelter is full of this kind of lollipop world!
Ghost boy Xiaozhi, that is, Li Meiyun's son who died young!
"Thank you!" the little boy took the lollipop, ate it happily, then raised his little head, looked at Lin Jue with a pair of eyes that did not belong to a child, and said, "Are you really a heavenly master?"
"What do you say?" Lin Jue said as he walked, looking sideways at the little boy who was following him.
"If you were a Heavenly Master, would you be able to get rid of the corpse demon?" the little boy asked again, his eyes rolling.
After Lin Jue listened to the little boy's words, he glanced at the little boy in surprise, "Yo, you are not big, and you still know about corpse demons?"
"What is this! The children of our mountain village grew up listening to ghost stories. But you're a heavenly master, babbling all day long, is this really good?" the little boy raised his head, and the emoji said very seriously.
"Stinky boy, it's really a big ghost!" Lin Jue stretched out his hand and patted the little boy's head, and he didn't have a good air.
When the little boy saw the Heavenly Master walking away, he hurriedly followed, and asked, "Brother Heavenly Master, can you wait for me?" Well, Senior Brother, how did you fly before? Also, Brother Heavenly Master, your movement speed is like lightning, and you can't see it clearly. ”
"Stinky boy, do you really want to learn?" Lin Jue turned to stare sideways at the little boy again.
"Stupid people don't want to learn. The point is, you have to teach me. The little boy did not show impatience.
"Stinky boy, you're not old and you're quite a ghost! However, if you want to learn to fly, you have to see your performance first! You say, how are you going to behave in the future?" Lin Jue thought for a moment and said deliberately.
I just want to talk to the little boy in the process of chatting with the little boy.
Unexpectedly, the little boy said, "Hmm...... Well, how about you being my brother-in-law? My sister is not bad-looking, and she is still the village flower of our village. With you, the Heavenly Master, it can be regarded as a blessing that you have cultivated in eight lifetimes. ”
"You are a little ghost big thing, even your sister is betrayed!" Lin Jue couldn't cry or laugh, this little thing is really a big ghost, don't want a ghost.
"Don't you Heavenly Masters marry a wife? I see that you have short hair and no bun, and you don't look like a Taoist priest. "The little boy's dark eyes were moving very fast, and he looked like a ghost.
"Yo, you little guy is not old, and you still know the bun?" Lin Jue asked again in surprise.
"Oh, I'm a little speechless about you, the Heavenly Master! What age is it now, how can you pick up girls if you don't keep pace with the times and be a little more knowledgeable? Besides, it's the Internet era now, do you understand? The amount of information in the Internet era is called a big one. Fortunately, my little head has a large capacity, otherwise I would have been burned by the huge amount of information in the Internet era!" The little boy spoke with disdain and a little hooligan tone, and responded to Lin Jue with a divine response.
After hearing this, Lin Jue was quite speechless! Could it be that today's post-00s generation are so knowledgeable and talented in the ocean of Internet information? Isn't it full of the world of filthy gods?
(To be continued.) )