After entering the door, Xia Fei lay down directly on Yang Ling's bed and stretched a big waist. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yang Ling, who came in later, said angrily: "It's a big night, why are you running here with me?" ”

"I need your help with something!" Xia Fei did it and said, "How did you do that disguise technique last time?" Complicated or not? Can you teach me? ”

Yang Ling was confused: "What disguise technique?" ”

"That's the time I became a girl!"

"Poof......" Yang Ling couldn't help laughing, "That's not a disguise technique, that's called makeup!" ”

Xia Fei waved his hand and said indifferently: "It doesn't matter what it's called, can you teach me how to get it?" I want to learn! ”

Yang Linghu looked at him suspiciously, and there was a hint of gossip in his eyes: "You...... It won't be ...... Broken, right? ”

"Bending? What do you mean? ”

Yang Ling came to the spirit and said eloquently: "It's that after you found out that Lu Shaohan liked you, you couldn't help but fall into his love network, so you wanted to become a girl to ...... with him."

Xia Fei shuddered and said, "Yang Ling! Can you stop being so disgusting? ”

"What's there to be ashamed of admitting?" Yang Ling said excitedly, "Didn't someone say it on the Internet a long time ago? Heterosexuality between a man and a woman is not true love, they are only together to have children and reproduce! Same-sex love between men and men is true love! ”

"You go away! I'm not interested in men, only women like you who ******! ”

Yang Ling's face turned red, obviously still a little unaccustomed to Xia Fei's red fruit highlighting the advantages of a certain part of her body. She rolled her eyes and asked, "Then why are you also interested in Izzy?" She's not a big ass! ”

Xia Fei was stunned for a moment: "Because Yizi is the body of a phoenix, she has a natural attraction to my true dragon body!" But you don't understand it too much! ”

"Humph! Quibble! Yang Ling said a little unhappily, "Then I'll ask you another question!" If Izzy and I fell into the Jinshui River at the same time, who would you save first? ”

Xia Fei said without hesitation: "I must save you first!" Does this need to be asked? ”

Yang Ling was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "Really? Why did you save me first? ”

"Your ass is so big, after I rescue you first, the water level of the Jinshui River will drop, and Yizi will naturally be saved!" Xia Fei replied as a matter of course.

it!! Yang Ling was completely angry! picked up the pillow and smashed it on Xia Fei's head.

"Xia Fei, paralyzed, there's a kind of don't run!"

……

After fighting for a while, Xia Fei said that he wanted to avoid a powerful enemy, so he wanted Yang Ling to teach him how to change his appearance.

Yang Ling didn't have tsundere, he directly hugged a bunch of cosmetics to the bed, and began to introduce to Xia Fei one by one, what is BB cream, CC cream, what is foundation, what is makeup, how to draw eyeliner......

In order to avoid Zhuo Ruxue, Xia Fei also remembered that he was very serious, and basically remembered everything Yang Ling said.

Subsequently, Yang Ling asked him to try to draw by himself a few more times.

Xia Fei put on makeup for himself for the first time, which was enough to make him so ugly that he had no friends! The whole thing is a Sadako who crawled out of the TV, and it's a sadake! It almost made Yang Ling have an urge to press him to the ground, and then stomp on him a few times.

However, Xia Fei is Xia Fei after all, and the name of a genius all-round boy is not called for nothing! Applying makeup three times in a row, each time it was more normal than the other, and finally on the fourth time, the effect was similar to that of the last time Yang Ling helped draw.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Xia Fei smiled proudly: "After mastering this magic disguise technique, Zhuo Ruxue, I will see how you will find me in the future!" ”

As he spoke, he took out a silver needle and gently pierced it into the vocal cords of his throat, twisting a little, and at the same time, his mouth let out a "Ah...... Yikes...... Woo...... Wow...... quack ......".

Soon, he found a spot and slowly pulled out the silver needle.

"Sister Yang Ling, come and listen to my voice, do you look like a girl?" Xia Fei suddenly let out a woman-like voice.

it!! Where is this like a girl? This is clearly a girl!

Originally, Xia Fei's female dress was charming enough, coupled with this cold and charming voice, she was more like a star than the star in the movie!

Yang Ling was taken aback, and said dumbfounded: "How did you do it?" ”

Xia Fei shrugged and said, "The master taught me!" He told me that people only speak by vibrating their vocal cords! As long as you change the vibration frequency or vibration range of the vocal cords, you can change the sound at will. It's just that I've never tried it before! I didn't expect it to work so well! It's a pity that this acupuncture effect doesn't last long, it only takes less than half an hour for the vocal cords to recover! Wait a minute, I can take a few more pairs of medicines with me, as long as I eat it, I can maintain the effect of acupuncture for a long time! ”

Yang Ling didn't know what to say for a while! In the end, I couldn't help but complain: "Is your master Doraemon and Brother Yixiu?" How does he know everything, he knows everything? Is there anything your master wouldn't? ”

Xia Fei thought for a while, and said seriously: "Maybe only having a child won't!" ”

Yang Ling glanced at him, and with this tease, there is really no common language!

Fortunately, Xia Fei's mind was all on the disguise makeup technique, and he didn't see Yang Ling's white eyes, he muttered: "It's just that it's so inconvenient to carry so many messy bottles and cans on your body!" I'll have to think of something else! ”

After thinking about it for a while, he decided to give Sun Hao a call!

"Hey! Rat! Where are you? ”

"Boss, I just sent Sister Zilan home! Is there anything else you can do? ”

"Go buy me a few sets of the same makeup!"

"Huh? Cosmetics? "Sun Hao is inexplicable, what kind of trouble are you going to make besides the boss?

Xia Fei continued: "Wait a minute, I'll take a picture and send it to your phone!" After you buy it, send it to Qian Ying's house, Ouyang's house, and Yizi Beauty Salon respectively, and let them take care of it no matter what! ”

"Okay, I see!" Sun Hao couldn't help but sneer, paralyzed, boss, you don't care too much about picking up girls, right? Actually buy the same cosmetics for three girls? Do you dare to think about anything else?

How did he know that Xia Fei was buying cosmetics for himself! The reason why it is placed in different places is just that it is convenient for him to find it at any time when he uses it in the future!

Of course, if Sun Hao really knew that Xia Fei bought one for his own use, it is estimated that he would fall on the spot, and his nose and face would be swollen!